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I've just commissioned myself to write this blog post, and I can tell it's going to be really good. And definitely not a cheap, cynical joke at the expense of Cornwall Council, who commissioned a report into its own Adult Social Care - a report which concluded the department is now "performing well."

I've asked the council for a list of other self-commissioned reports, and will be particularly keen to find those which are critical of the council. To be fair, the Care Quality Commission no longer assesses councils, and is introducing a system of "local accounts" whereby councils commission their own reports.

Are we feeling confident yet?