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Hello. Hoorah for your show. I perform as Madame Galina Drag Ballerina. In 2006 Woman's Hour made me New Forces' Sweetheart for my tours with Combined Services Entertainment to Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm just waiting for the Christmas corporate bookings to come in. People are determined that Variety is taking over from stand-up, you see. They're wrong.

My grand finale is making whoever in management has been set up by their colleagues to dance a Pas de Deux with me. I'll have a list of names which always gets lost down my cleavage. Everyone will be reeling drunk and pushing one another into the Chocolate Fountain....

Best...Iestyn aka Madame Galina

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