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Caption competition results

13:29 UK time, Friday, 6 October 2006

It's time for the caption competition results.

This week we asked you to put words to pictures for London's Naked Fragrance Fashion Show.

Here are the winning entries:

1. Sean Smith
If men were allowed to organise speed dating...

2. Mike Grimes
These surgeries with Jack Straw never cease to amaze me.

3.Mark Bell
Manchester City fans are issued blindfolds in anticipation of Joey Barton's latest stunt.

4. Kip
But Mr. Prendergast the old optician only made us cover up one eye at a time.

5. Colin Horley
Channel 5 launch their revamped version of Blind Date.

6. Iain
I told my husband I was going to the Tory Party conference.

You can see the non-winners here.

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Comments

At 12:47 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Eddie H wrote:
The Tories new Candidate Selection process ran into trouble from the start...
At 12:57 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Andrea wrote:
Sometimes speed dating is too in-your-face!
At 01:02 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Andrea wrote:
His 'do I smell good' chat up line didn't seem to be working very well!
At 01:08 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:
"Mmmm, a cheeky little number with a full-bodied bouquet..."
At 01:09 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Paula Rogan wrote:
I can't see a thing there could be a naked man running in front of me and I wouldn't know!
At 01:13 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Lisa wrote:
Mary wasn't sure what the smell was, but she knew it wasn't perfume..
At 01:42 PM on 05 Oct 2006, simon wrote:
I didn鈥檛 mind the hand baggage restriction but this is getting ridiculous!
At 01:53 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Iain Harvey-Smith wrote:
"...it's more like Channel No 5"
At 01:59 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Iain Harvey-Smith wrote:
"... and this fragrance is named 'The Emporer's New Clothes'"
At 02:03 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Ronnie Wibbley wrote:
English National Opera's production of "Three Blind Mice" received mixed reviews.
At 02:04 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Guy Jackson wrote:
If that's John Prescott, tell him I can't see him.
At 02:12 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stella, Salford wrote:
The Emperor's new collection wows London fashion writers.
At 02:27 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Purby wrote:
After too many glasses of Chardonnay, Susan was about to miss the bonus round...
At 02:33 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Big Ed wrote:
While auditioning for a part in "The Emperors' New Clothes", Eric accidentally walks into the casting room for "The Sleeping Beauty".
At 03:03 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Purby wrote:
"Frankly, I was surprised David let Boris arrange the warm-up act..."
At 03:03 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Nick McDonnell wrote:
Cameron woos swinging voters
At 03:08 PM on 05 Oct 2006, pPix6, Vienna wrote:
The Emperor's new perfume.
At 03:11 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Gillian Eaton wrote:
This is the worst hen night I've ever been to!
At 03:12 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Kip wrote:
A nue fragrance
At 03:13 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Anna Lilley wrote:
The First Class cabin on the new Airbus: masses of leg room, free nightshades and service with a smile(and nothing else).
At 03:16 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Maggie wrote:
I had intended to say ...

WHY SHOULD I BOTHER GIVING YOU MY CONTRIBUTION - IT WILL DISAPPEAR INTO THE SAME BLACK HOLE AS LAST TIME

but on second thoughts -
At 03:39 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Emma Fortun wrote:
Theese models must be really skinny, I can't see them at all!
At 03:40 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:
Aroma with a view
At 04:00 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Graham Parsons wrote:
Posh regrets allowing Becks to provide the entertainment at Spice Girls reunion party
At 04:05 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
All women shortlists prove popular with Conservative selection committees.
At 04:13 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Toby wrote:
Old Spice Girls
At 04:26 PM on 05 Oct 2006, andrew wrote:
''....and later on we're due to play bingo with Prince William ......''
At 04:29 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Candace wrote:
Ah, the sweet smell of success as fashion show goes off without a stitch
At 04:30 PM on 05 Oct 2006, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:
The local amateur dramatics rehearsals for the forthcoming production of the Full Monty had been going well until the vicar walked into the church hall and insisted the ladies should wear blindfolds...
At 04:34 PM on 05 Oct 2006, neil haddock wrote:
I think they call this one "Morning after 5 pints of lager and a chicken vindaloo"
At 05:08 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Masonic rituals had got out of hand once they let women join.
At 05:42 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Mark Wrighton wrote:
Moments after this photo was taken, pandemonium broke out when one of the women tried to reach for the tester.
At 05:56 PM on 05 Oct 2006, David Dee wrote:
The Tory A-list debate gender equality issues, while the actual candidates pop down the pub for a pint.
At 06:24 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Nick wrote:
Magazine still under illusion that naked people are funny and unnatural.
At 07:10 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Candace wrote:
Some Recanted Evening
At 07:21 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Candace wrote:
Blind man's buff proved an instant success at Joanie's hen party
At 07:22 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Candace wrote:
Chippendales in the off season
At 07:38 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Candace wrote:
When parfumiers speed date
At 08:20 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
Life drawing classes were hit by new health and safety laws..
At 08:24 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
Booking the church hall for the hen night had some drawbacks..
At 08:31 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Cayley, Brasilia wrote:
Blind Man's Buff
At 08:40 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
A hen night for the devout..
At 08:42 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
The Turner Prize judges were about to discover there was a limit, even for them..
At 08:54 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
As streaks go, this one didn't quite have the impact Herbert was looking for..
At 08:56 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Michael B wrote:
Oh, I'm having that dream again.
At 09:36 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
With this new Super-Speed Dating 庐, Herbert came prepared..
At 11:02 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Sue Lee wrote:
This was one dream Martin wouldn't be telling his therapist about.
At 11:18 PM on 05 Oct 2006, Stig wrote:
Tony Blair's very last speech to the Labour Party was not without controversy..
At 11:18 PM on 05 Oct 2006, LH wrote:
"Eau de Biceps."
At 01:18 AM on 06 Oct 2006, jan potter wrote:
Oh, I forgot not to wear perfume too!
At 03:07 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Mal Walker wrote:
"Blind ma'ams buff"
At 05:48 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Steve Potter wrote:
Now, if I hold my head just so, I can peek under the blindfold. OH MY!!
At 06:15 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Richard wrote:
Scents of humour!
At 09:10 AM on 06 Oct 2006, John Tyler wrote:
The ladies beach voleyball team finally got their revenge on Rory McGrath.
At 09:27 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Shiz wrote:
Cilla: "And you also turned down, number 3, that's our David from Hartlepool..."
At 09:37 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:
The studio audience await the start of Channel 5's new quiz show: "Have I Got Nudes For You".
At 09:56 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Mark Grout wrote:
"Does your job involve entertainment?"
At 10:03 AM on 06 Oct 2006, steve wrote:
"I didn't know these young Conservative geezers had such a laugh did you Trace?"
At 10:25 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Christian Cook wrote:
At the Tory Party Conference, David Cameron shows off his fine new clothes made of magic cloth.
At 10:46 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Lewis Graham wrote:
"Scents but no Sensibility"
At 11:11 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Tony Holden wrote:
"I hear Prince William went to the Bingo last night, what on earth will he do next?"
At 11:21 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Jarvis Sprout wrote:
Boris Johnson's warm-up man merely hightened the level of expectation on the conference floor.
At 11:36 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Dennis Jackson wrote:
Hey! These really are x-ray glasses.
At 11:38 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Sean Smith wrote:
成人论坛 accused of dumbing down game show format.
At 11:47 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Sean Smith wrote:
The wrong way to calm interview nerves
At 11:52 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Daz wrote:
Caption contest:-

鈥淒avid Cameron鈥檚 end of conference party gave a new spin on musical chairs鈥�
At 11:57 AM on 06 Oct 2006, Gordon wrote:
The stage hypnotist hypnotised himself and somehow lost the plot.
At 12:06 PM on 06 Oct 2006, Karl Walde wrote:
Brian! is that you?
At 12:26 PM on 06 Oct 2006, Karl Walde wrote:
Simon Cowell spices up X-Factor auditions