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We're waiting for our favourite comedian, James Cordon

I'm going to be home late - is anyone taping this?

Be kind, rewind.

That’s strange, my surname is ‘Oaktree’ as well..

CSI and flash mobs just don't mix.

You're not taking this case seriously, are you Chief Inspector?

Clouseau!

We always get strung along.

The latest victims of Chinese bureaucracy.

Mind the trap.

Throw caution to the wind. Just don't be tied to her when you do.

Police regret holding a "Bring your child to work" day.

Tangled up in queue

Let's stick together and nobody will get lost

Honestly, you must see her, she had us in knots..

Protesters demonstrating about the end of "The Dandy" were quickly rounded up and ironically made into a Desperate Dan Pie!

No, seriously, send in the clowns, over.

The inaugural Sports Day got off to an awkward start.

The comic author had the bright idea of attracting a bigger audience using the web.

Lass Who?

This show is being taped before a live audience.

Three legged races are so not a challenge, darling.

After jeering at Spiderman for being too Health and Safety conscious, fans arrive at A & E.

"This event brought to you by the makers of duct tape."

Jane's rodeo skills were invaluable in her new job in security.

When Line Dancing goes Bad!

The fans of Danny Dyer, who spent £602 to watch his latest film, are led to safety for their own good..

Keep calm and carry on merry on

It wasn't the most exciting day out we ever had. In fact, it was a bit of a bind.

Volunteers attending the Food Standards Agency burger tasting session knew there’d be strings attached

Yes, I'm rather tied up at the moment.

Annoying teenagers? If dispersants fail the recommended course of action is containment and isolation.

UK Border Agency Budget cuts mean Airport Quarantine isn't as good as it was

We've been tied up and Gagged!

Sticky situation, I'm afraid.

Calvin and Hobbes exhibit goes to extreme lengths to capture new audience.

Remember, the safety word is 'hobbit'.

Tape us to your Leader

Lib Dems keen to get the vote out ready for the Eastleigh by-election.

Debbie had roped in most of her friends

It's an error, the tape should be printed CAPTION!

Angster Wrap!

"if only we could read, we would have seen what it said on this tape, and stayed well clear!"

Pan's People rehearse their routine to "Tie A Yellow Ribbon".

So, this is what happens when media studies students go wild.

Throwing caution to the "wind".

After being accused of red-tapism, the government was very keen to try out new methods to improve its image

Expelling Bee.

So this is how Jimmy Carr manages to get an audience.

A case of "miss tapin" identity.

"We're only doing it for Comic Release!"

Government relaxes child-minding rules

Kids R Trussed

The Phantom Fan Stringer strikes again!

In a fit of enthusiasm, Glaswegians go crazy with Scotch tape

Outside a South African court of law, for a change, fans prepare to hit the ****

OK, what are we about to see - stand-up or the Beano?

Ah – you must be a wind-up comedian.

Now kids, we are in the supermarket - so no horsing around

Once again, James Bind was indebted to Queue

G4S insists they have overcome any issues with prisoner transportation

The blindfold knitting lesson had not gone as well as planned.

You can lead a group to burgers - but can you make them eat?

Mask in tape

And here an example of peer pressure.......literally.

Amnesty International were far from happy with the publicity for the new Secret Policeman's Ball

We are NOT singing "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, it's off to Poundland we go".
We are geology graduates.

The tape's made from pure mallard feathers - it's duck tape

The seven dwarfs had grown up but Snow White was determined they were going nowhere

Of course we're clowns - we're in the Plain Clothes Division of Billy Smart's

Catholics everywhere regret the resignation of Benedict XVI and celebrate his papacy with their own versions of Pope on a rope.

Some of the comics on show at the convention were old, soiled and tattered, and their humour from a bygone age, but still, The Chuckle Brothers had their followers.

The penalty for not using Comic Sans was severe.

That's another fine mesh you've gotten us into...

Sello, farewell

Veni vidi velcro

EU Finance Ministers consider new ways to hold the Euro together.

A scene from the latest episode of "CSI: Middle Earth"

Tracey Emin takes Stuckism to a new level

Minors strike contained.

As the new Chief Whip rounds up waverers, Lib Dems insist the coalition is holding together.

The disco began to suspect they might have hired the wrong sort of wrapper

"Stick with me I'll get you in!"

Cordon [about to turn] Blue

It had all seemed such a good giggle until they were led to the bath of acid.

Come on and stop whinging, someone's got to be in the line up to meet Prince Philip.

Well, on the upside, we've made it through all the red tape...

Scotch really can improve your pulling power.

Tale of the tape.........and a cautionary one at that.

Comic Convention? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Say, Sheriff, it looks like Calamity Jane has rounded up the whole of the Clanton Gang

Juvenile Detention....it just aint what it used to be.

"No, I didn't say your kids were revolutionary, I said you had revolting kids"

No, love, this isn't the Motor Show - you've come to see Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr

Debbie deeply regretted buying her gastric band from the Pound Shop

Comic Convention Security is called after it's discovered that some under-40s have snuck into the event.

Do we really need a tie to get in?

The magnificent 7 faced a more challenging nemesis after getting past toilet paper man.

The event began to sour when the ballerina decided to throw caution to the wind

They were warned...........to please shut off cell phones before the show began.