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1. At 03:31 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

   Blimey! The spirits of Christmas Dinners Past, Present, and Future!

2. At 03:32 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Michael Daw wrote:

   Polonium 210: the warning signs

3. At 03:34 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Andy, Leeds, UK wrote:

   Rod, Jane and Freddie went downhill when Bungle, Zippy and George quit Rainbow.

4. At 03:34 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

   GM foods, their true legacy.

5. At 03:37 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

   This year, the Queen wasn't quite ready for her Speech when the cameras started rolling a little early

6. At 03:37 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pete C wrote:

   The vision of Ellie, Goat and Peanut were enough to put Jill off serving Hash cakes at dinner again.

7. At 03:38 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

   So you're an elephant and you're a goat... what the hell am I?

8. At 03:38 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

   Gordon, will stop acting the goat.

9. At 03:38 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Mike Harper wrote:

   In a protest of celebrity chefs encouraging more exotic meats being eaten at the Christmas table, the trio sat down to a lovely piece of Roast Jamie-Oliver's-Overly-Large-Tongue.

10. At 03:40 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    I've never been to a wake that was this much fun before.

11. At 03:40 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pete C wrote:

    Peanut was happy once goaty sat between him and that horrid elephant.

12. At 03:43 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:

    The annual General Meeting of elephants, sheep and .....eh monkey nuts?

13. At 03:43 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    It says, "This product may contain nuts."

14. At 03:44 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pete C wrote:

    Theirs was a lonely christmas party. No-one outside of accounting had spoken to them all night.

15. At 03:44 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Mark Esdale wrote:

    Remind me, Comrade, what are the side effects of Polonium?

    or

    Ah, Barbar, you were right when you said I'd meet all sorts at this party

16. At 03:48 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    Someone's taken the Mickey!

17. At 03:48 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    The Roslin Institute can't clone like they used to.

18. At 03:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    May contain Nuts

19. At 03:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Graham wrote:

    Caption - Aren't we getting our nuts out of proportion?

20. At 03:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, dave wrote:

    Elephant - When I said I wanted Spotted Dick for tea...

21. At 03:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Lucy wrote:

    "What do you get if you cross an elephant, a yak and a squashed chocolate chip cookie..."

22. At 03:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    I'm completely stuffed ...

23. At 03:53 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Remember - no yakking!

24. At 03:53 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Yak was getting tired of hearing elephant ask "Can you see me nuts?" to his other friend, monkey nut.

25. At 03:54 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Andy wrote:

    'These cracker jokes get worse: "There was an elephant, a yak and a peanut...."'

26. At 03:54 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pete C wrote:

    Only Elephant and Peanut found the one about the Goat and the blender funny.

27. At 03:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    Pete Docherty's Christmas Dinners were always fun

    Or

    The Eastenders Christmas Special took a surreal turn

    Or

    From left to right: Prince Charles, Camilla and Prince Philip celebrating the festive season.

28. At 03:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Valérie Falconer wrote:

    George began to suspect that somebody had slipped something into his sherry

29. At 03:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Amy wrote:

    The peanut didn't realise that being invited to tea meant being seated across from the elephant.

30. At 03:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    I prefer these to the blue silk robes we all wore last week ...

31. At 03:56 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Carol wrote:

    I dunno, who IS going to blow out the candles?

32. At 03:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    The Paternity-Test-Will-Be-A-Laugh family sit down to enjoy their Christmas dinner.

33. At 04:00 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    So it was ironic that with no real mouths, the 'Save the Children' festive lunch went in the bin.

34. At 04:02 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

    At the Oval office Christmas Party, George Bush forgets his fancy dress costume...

35. At 04:03 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Rick wrote:

    OK who laced the Christmas cake with LSD ?

36. At 04:04 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Mike wrote:

    Caption: "Christmas Crackers just aren't what they used to be..."
    "Yes, all I got in mine was this Elephant!"

37. At 04:06 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pix6 wrote:

    Guests feel stuffed after lunch at plush hotel.

38. At 04:06 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Ed Loach wrote:

    Why didn't you tell me that you're a vegetarian?

39. At 04:08 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David Hazel wrote:

    Sprouts? Yak!

40. At 04:14 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Jimmy Carter's campaign manager decided to attend the annual White House Christmas reunion for Presidential Campaign Mascots in the Oval Office

41. At 04:14 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

    Study shows that British customers prefer a GM Xmas feast.

42. At 04:15 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nickl wrote:

    Cold turkey anyone?

43. At 04:15 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Who you calling 'Big Ears'?

44. At 04:15 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Quick guys, let's eat all the Jammy Dodgers before Blobby gets here!

45. At 04:15 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

    After Michael Grade's move to ITV, the football mascot version of 'I'm a Celebrity' really wasn't one of his better ideas...

    or

    After Michael Grade's move to ITV, the football mascot version of 'I'm a Celebrity' failed to improve their ratings...

46. At 04:16 PM on 30 Nov 2006, sarah wrote:

    Yak had a tough time stopping Elephant from eating the other dinner guest.

47. At 04:17 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Vicky wrote:

    You pay peanuts..you get elephants and yaks...

48. At 04:18 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    There's something about this sushi which isn't quite right!

49. At 04:18 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Freemason rituals, the truth.

50. At 04:19 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

    Britney, Paris and Lindsay go into hiding...

51. At 04:21 PM on 30 Nov 2006, JoviAli wrote:

    Bush, Blair and Putin discuss the minimal effects of radiation exposure.

52. At 04:22 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Snoop wrote:

    Pretty obvious which one of us is going to be here for lunch on Boxing Day.

53. At 04:23 PM on 30 Nov 2006, JoviAli wrote:

    "What's all this nonsense about radiation being bad for you?" said George as Tony and Vladimer looked on

54. At 04:23 PM on 30 Nov 2006, DR wrote:

    "I wish you'd stop yak'ing, you're driving me nuts."

55. At 04:24 PM on 30 Nov 2006, JoviAli wrote:

    "Does this have nuts in, 'cos I'm allergic"

56. At 04:25 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:

    "Great party, Ming..."

57. At 04:26 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Sings of desepration over Iraq were starting to show as the President's newly appointed creative team began work in the Oval Office

58. At 04:30 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Martyn Hutchby wrote:

    Sorry chaps, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm stuffed.

59. At 04:33 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

    The non-flame retardant chums live life on the edge.

60. At 04:35 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    "Honey, I don't think those were Chanterelle mushrooms you found."

61. At 04:37 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

    But, you didn't explain you meant one wish each!

62. At 04:40 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Jon Speechley wrote:

    "Yo Tony!, Vlad! Did I tell you that I picked the mushrooms in that stuffing all by myself?"

63. At 04:42 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Catherine O wrote:

    The wine's corked.

64. At 04:44 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Jon Speechley wrote:

    "I'm trying to tell you that guy is nuts, but all I'm getting from you is yak, yak, yak."

65. At 04:44 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

    The Perils of Jamie Oliver's LSD enhanced turkey recipe

66. At 04:44 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Pritt wrote:

    We apologise for posting the wrong picture from the world leader's meeting in Hanoi last week. The picture we should have posted is this one.

67. At 04:45 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    "A proper animal?! A gnu you are, but what am I?!"

68. At 04:47 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Beast feast.

69. At 04:48 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    So, if you're a yak and not a goat, and you're a peanut and not a banana, what does that make me?

70. At 04:50 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Now that Turkey Lurkey was finished the Peanut was looking worried.

71. At 04:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Vegan wrote:

    Save the children... for main course! More roast toddler, anyone ?

72. At 04:53 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Barbar considered the possibilities of goat with peanut stuffing.

73. At 04:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Coulthard wrote:

    Actually, yes, my label DOES say "May Contain Nuts".

74. At 04:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    I know sprouts would have been safer than Pick-Your-Own mushrooms, but hey, let's party!

75. At 04:58 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Alice begun to think she shouldn't have eaten the cake ...

76. At 05:06 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Ambassador, with all this stuffing, you are really spoiling us.

77. At 05:07 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Al-Qaeda really knew how to enjoy the festive season.

78. At 05:08 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Ben wrote:

    "What happens when you cross a Goat with an Owl?"

    Billy didn't like where Mr Peanuthead was going with this...

79. At 05:13 PM on 30 Nov 2006, andrew wrote:

    Prince Philip: ''I thought the Children's theme was for the summer garden party only, Liz. No one mentioned it being for our Christmas lunch too.......''

80. At 05:15 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Paul Robinson wrote:

    "What sort of mushrooms were in those vol-au-vents?"

81. At 05:18 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Suz wrote:

    "I'm never drinking again!" thought Zippy.

82. At 05:19 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Breakfast was always like this at Pete Doherty's

83. At 05:24 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David wrote:

    "... but deep down, I'm crying inside"

84. At 05:25 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David wrote:

    "Typical. Once again nothing suitable for vegetarians."

85. At 05:26 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Nickl wrote:

    Big Cook Little Cook's Kitchen Nightmares

86. At 05:28 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon wrote:

    New ultrasound techniques show cuddly toy animals in the room.

87. At 05:29 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Sinclair wrote:

    Babar Fat sheep Great big hairy fool.
    Help to make their stockings full.

    
    

88. At 05:31 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Andy Fisher wrote:

    Upon closer inspection Nut realised that the invitation actually said 'Dress Fancy' for dinner.

89. At 05:32 PM on 30 Nov 2006, P Anghelides wrote:

    The candidate list for Deputy PM gets longer each day.

90. At 05:37 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Sinclair wrote:

    Ok. Who sent my ex the Ouiji board?

91. At 05:40 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Anne wrote:

    Is the Peanut saying "I'm a shellebrity, get my yak a beer!"?

92. At 05:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, michael fotios wrote:

    If Carlsberg did zoos..

93. At 05:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David Cope wrote:

    Terry wished that he hadn't eaten ALL of the magic mushrooms for his starter.

94. At 05:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David Cope wrote:

    The England rugby bosses were struggling to find a replacement coach for the national side.

95. At 05:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

    Yak was slightly nervous, sitting between Elephant and Peanut

96. At 05:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Sinclair wrote:

    The Los Alamos test site party, was about to come to an abrupt end.

97. At 05:59 PM on 30 Nov 2006, michael fotios wrote:

    The Queen tries to liven up her Christmas speech.

98. At 05:59 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Stephen C, Winchester wrote:

    "The Elephant laughed ... and the Yak hit the Nut with a Spoon."
    or
    "Nut became nervous when Yak mentioned Crackers."

99. At 06:03 PM on 30 Nov 2006, michael fotios wrote:

    "Right, time for Twister!"

100. At 06:33 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Andy G wrote:

     The effects of polonium 210 in the mince pies

101. At 07:06 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Darren wrote:

     "I said COME AS A MONKEY, you NUT!"

102. At 07:16 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Susan wrote:

     Elephant " Well I must say,this is the most upmarket Zoo I've ever been in"

103. At 07:17 PM on 30 Nov 2006, W Mobberley wrote:

     Viewers were beginning to suspect that ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ coverage of the acquittal of Nick Griffin and Mark Collett was deliberately biased and intended to make them look stupid.

104. At 07:40 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Robbie wrote:

     Caption Comp: Government officials who were caught in the recent alpha radiation leak, insist that there were no major side effects. In fact Toni Blair.......

105. At 07:43 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Greg Foulkes wrote:

     "So, whats for desert?"

     "Chocolate moose..."

106. At 07:45 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne wrote:

     The Farepack directors felt the need for disguises while enjoying their own Christmas dinner.

107. At 07:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, John Thompson wrote:

     Mildred - are you sure that it was brandy that you laced the Christmas Pudding with?

108. At 07:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

     Mr Peanut decides it's time to make the Pillsbury Doughboy an offer he can't refuse.

109. At 07:51 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Alan wrote:

     After being soundly ridiculed in the previous competition, Messrs Bush, Putin and Jintao adopt more impenetrable disguises.

110. At 07:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Christian Haythorn wrote:

     I know a charity is trying to save money for the poor, but only giving us half a turkey...?

111. At 07:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Don Wilson wrote:

     Pass the peanut,please.

112. At 08:39 PM on 30 Nov 2006, wrote:

     It was when the beginning of his favourite joke was changed to "There was an elephant, a yak and a peanut", that Bernard Manning finally conceded defeat to the forces of political correctness and retired.

113. At 08:41 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     Out of work actors are for life, not just for Christmas..

114. At 08:46 PM on 30 Nov 2006, sarah trieste italy wrote:

     You beasts! You said it was a fancy dress party!
     
     or

     You beasts! You said it wasn't a fancy dress party!

115. At 08:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

     I don't always play elephants you know, I could have been in Eastenders once. Pass the salt..

116. At 09:13 PM on 30 Nov 2006, James Hayward wrote:

     "We the jury find the defendant...."

117. At 09:46 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Darren Skinner wrote:

     The three wise men dressed for the occasion.

118. At 09:54 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Rory wrote:

     Caution, may contain nuts!

119. At 09:58 PM on 30 Nov 2006, MCK wrote:

     Dad couldn't tell if it was the whiskey or the undercooked turkey that was causing the hallucinations.

120. At 10:02 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Santa Clause 007 wrote:

     Christmas time is a time I hate, but have a go-at it anyway Cate!
     

121. At 10:02 PM on 30 Nov 2006, David Devine wrote:

     I'm feeling rather trunk after that beer.
     Giraffe to make so much fuss.
     Cow much have you drunk...

122. At 10:03 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Keri Hutchings wrote:

     "Why does HE get to wear his hat at an angle?"

123. At 10:31 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Anonymous wrote:

     Larry the Lambs Bar Mitzvah was a great success.

124. At 10:42 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Scott Humm wrote:

     Caution: may contain nuts.

125. At 11:00 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

     Is it really a peanut, I assumed it was a headless giraffe?
     

126. At 11:02 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Kate wrote:

     Some nut allergy reactions are more serious than others

127. At 11:03 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Anna Lilley wrote:

     Britney, Paris and Lindsay take the tabloids' Cover-Up Campaign literally.

128. At 11:21 PM on 30 Nov 2006, neil haddock wrote:

     Caption Competition team finally loses the plot.....

129. At 11:27 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Warwick wrote:

     After last week's complaint's about appearing in costume for the caption competition, Bush, Putin and Hu were even less impressed with their reunion costumes.

130. At 11:33 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     And the winner of the raffle for a free dry clean is...

131. At 11:39 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     Sprouts and a novelty costume were an unfortunate combination.

132. At 11:45 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Leon wrote:

     Bush, Putin & Hu: "This is getting too much!"

133. At 11:52 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Kim Li wrote:

     Christmas at the Jacko household

134. At 11:55 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Rob wrote:

     Peanut to Yak: My, what a small elephant...

135. At 11:57 PM on 30 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     And I'd like to express our deep sorrow for Sooty's role in the treatment of Sweep.

136. At 01:15 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Leon wrote:

     The Three Tenors' first attempt to go out incognito ran into some teething problems.

137. At 01:37 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

     I say, my peanut's got no nose. How does he smell? Peanutty!

138. At 01:54 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Kevin Riggs wrote:

     Elephant: "I'm Stuffed"

139. At 01:58 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Kevin Riggs wrote:

     Elephant: "Oops..... did anyone bring the carpet cleaner?"

140. At 04:03 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Leon wrote:

     Ponting, McGrath & Warne were not amused by the handicap system put in place for the Second Test.

141. At 06:33 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Roger wrote:

     Peanut: Look, I've found another elephant joke in the crackers ...

142. At 07:17 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Sarah, Trieste, Italy wrote:

     "We three kings from Orient are...."

143. At 07:33 AM on 01 Dec 2006, TIM McMahon wrote:

     
     1)The P.M. and opposition leaders have a festive brunch ?
     2)Who-dunnit?It's the peanut !
     3)'I'm a Celebrity' grand final ?
     4)Britney lunches with Hilton & Lohan...
     5)Michael Grades' defection scores its first casuality ?

144. At 07:34 AM on 01 Dec 2006, TIM McMahon wrote:

     
     Farepak bosses lunch without shame ?

145. At 07:48 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

     Nellie the Elepghant packed her trunk ... but stayed for a little snack before she went

146. At 07:51 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

     Nellie wished for a jumbo sized peanut .... ta-dah!

147. At 08:07 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

     And the holder of the next ticket wins a can of Fanta!

148. At 08:11 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

     The backstage party at the Animals reunion concert was more sedate than in the sixties.

149. At 08:13 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Karl Walde wrote:

     "You know, I once worked as the mascot for Man Utd"

150. At 08:24 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

     The elephant is reminded it is good manners to use a spoon for the soup.

151. At 08:24 AM on 01 Dec 2006, JR wrote:

     Tony Blair's latest cabinet reshuffle shows us just how worried he is about Brown supporters conspiring against him
     

152. At 08:27 AM on 01 Dec 2006, martin wrote:

     I'm sorry Steven you don't have time to eat breakfast with us today, it's 9.15am WAKE UP! - you're already late for work

153. At 08:28 AM on 01 Dec 2006, derrick wrote:

     Tony, David and Menzies put their differences aside in the true spirit of the season

154. At 08:35 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Stella Alvarez wrote:

     Everyone was amazed when the baby elephant turned out to be an excellent model.

155. At 08:36 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Rob McKay wrote:

     Party animals dismayed as 'some nut' gatecrashes celebration

156. At 08:43 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Stella Alvarez wrote:

     I wanted to be a giraffe, but I had to improvise after that low door ...

157. At 08:46 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

     Take That: The Wilderness Years

158. At 08:49 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

     Nobody was quite sure whether Peter Gabriel HAD turned up for the Genesis reunion

159. At 08:55 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Jim wrote:

     Former KGB agents step up their disguises at a recent meeting in a London Tea Room ..

160. At 08:57 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Ians555 wrote:

     I'm so glad we didn't invite Mr. Greedy

161. At 09:00 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Jim wrote:

     John Reid demonstrates to cabinet collegues how the government's new radiation suits prevent contamination from a lump of polonium 210 !

162. At 09:11 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Roger Traynor wrote:

     I know it's tradition, but I still dont think we should eat him.....

163. At 09:16 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Sarah wrote:

     Elephant and Yak looked fetching, but Peanut looked fabulous adorned with slices of burnt toast.

164. At 09:20 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Sarah wrote:

     Tony and Cherie posed for their 2006 Christmas card.They were rudely interrupted, but Gordon's peanut costume fooled no-one.

165. At 09:22 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Sarah wrote:

     The three french hens have been ousted.

166. At 09:28 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Tim wrote:

     The England Rugby Board meet to decide Andy Robinson's fate

167. At 09:40 AM on 01 Dec 2006, James wrote:

     Christmas with the in-laws was going from bad to worse

168. At 09:53 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Jim wrote:

     The English RFU Management Committee have denied that they are not taking the process of selecting a new manager seriously !

169. At 09:55 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Stuart wrote:

     "What's wrong Ming? You said you wanted a serious party..."

170. At 09:59 AM on 01 Dec 2006, wrote:

     As to where is Mr. Turkey - uhmm, he sent his apologies for tonight.

171. At 10:00 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Scott Buchanan wrote:

     Elephant:- "I should have remembered from last time that plumpy-nuts make me yak"

172. At 10:02 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Glenn Dixon wrote:

     Peanut: "Will the owner of vehicle registration number YAK 1 please return to their vehicle as it has seemingly been crushed by an elephant."

173. At 10:06 AM on 01 Dec 2006, wrote:

     Harsh methods used to confront Ollie the Elephant's peanut phobia...

174. At 10:14 AM on 01 Dec 2006, ian wrote:

     Put your hand up if your mouth opens.

175. At 10:42 AM on 01 Dec 2006, MJF wrote:

     The Blair's Christmas card depicted the Labour front bench with John Prescott standing.

176. At 11:09 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

     The Bilderberg Group have grown more secretive than ever.

177. At 11:17 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Polly S wrote:

     Danny DeVito's 7th limoncello had made him tipsy, but the 8th.....!?!

178. At 11:34 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Richard Downey wrote:

     No Nelly! - no leaves, no bamboo, just turkey!

179. At 11:36 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

     "well at least if we get drunk we won't look any more stupid"

180. At 11:37 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Mal wrote:

     "Yeah like we really eat turkey"

181. At 11:42 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

     This is the place the teddy bears left their picnic

182. At 11:43 AM on 01 Dec 2006, Piggy wrote:

     Animal tontine - the annual draw for next year's ritual sacrifice.

183. At 12:01 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Helen wrote:

     Donald Rumsfeld's replacement gets a "welcome" Christmas Dinner in the Oval Office.

184. At 12:01 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Aidan wrote:

     "May contain traces of... What were you thinking?"

185. At 12:04 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Maggie wrote:

     the Come-As-You-Are Christmas party did little to further mutual trust among the guests.

186. At 12:06 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Trev wrote:

     "Put the TV on Liz, it's 3 o'clock - time for your speech"

187. At 12:09 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Brian wrote:

     Alas the nut warning came too late for Charlie the Christmas Turkey

188. At 12:19 PM on 01 Dec 2006, TomM wrote:

     The Blair's final Downing Street Christmas Card was not as dignified as some had expected...

189. At 12:29 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Sharon Cutworth wrote:

     It was obvious to the viewers of "I'm a Celebrity..." that Bush Tucker Trials were getting easier.

190. At 12:29 PM on 01 Dec 2006, John Hamer wrote:

     Caption comp:

     Remind me again what the hell we're supposed to be?

191. At 12:32 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Mark wrote:

     "Ok, here's the bill. Who had the six plates of buns?"

192. At 12:38 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Liam wrote:

     Man, who put the hash in the Christmas pudding?

193. At 12:45 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Eric Edwards wrote:

     The elephant, goat and giraffe went home hungry.

194. At 12:50 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Dave A. wrote:

     Yak didn't know whether or not to bring up the subject of his peanut allergy.

195. At 01:00 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Mark wrote:

     The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Head of Childrens Programmes regretted telling staff to 'come as you are' to the Christmas party.

196. At 01:00 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Maggie wrote:

     Nellie and Yak had tried a year ago to persuade Tiger not to go on the peanut-butter diet.

197. At 01:03 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Mark wrote:

     What do you mean, 'carve the turkey'? I cant even see it in this!

198. At 01:04 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Stuart wrote:

     Is it me, or is it hot in here?

199. At 01:10 PM on 01 Dec 2006, Greg wrote:

     See, told you the turkey would make it!

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