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16:11 UK time, Friday, 17 August 2007

Why are all the pictures in the in black and white? Are the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ technology reporters so young now they think that colour wasn't invented until after the CD?
Jonathan, Bury St Edmunds, UK

katie.jpgPlease pass the following instructions on to the relevant department:
1. Open Photoshop
2. Load image "katiehopkins.jpg" (or whatever the Magazine front page image is called)
3. Go to image>image size
4. Select width 10%, height 10%
5. Go to file>save
6. Then upload and replace the current image.
I won't sleep easy tonight.
Steven, Sunderland

Your says "there has been a flood of people entering the industry in the UK."
So the collective noun for a group of plumbers is 'a flood'? Fantastic!
Peter Douglas, Balfron, Scotland

While not wishing to trivialize the disappointment this bride-to-be faces, can anyone out there let me know, as a bloke, what a entails?
Graeme, Dundee

ducklings.jpgBasil Long asks why two ducklings in a cooking pot should be thought of as showing "upbeat optimism". That's surely just a typo. They are showing 'upbeak optimism'. It's the quacker equivalent of a stiff upper lip.
Christian Cook, Espom, UK

Paper Monitor says the Independent has photos of girls in vest-tops hugging. Does the Daily Star have photos of girls in vest-hugging tops?
Sharon Shepperd, High Wycombe, UK

Dissapointment. Who else clicked on expecting to find something about the Roswell incident or assassination of JFK?
Martin, Manchester, UK.

Headline of the week: .
Kipper, Italy

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