Lunchtime Bonus Question
The fifth in our series of one-off, never-to-be-repeated revivals of the veteran Lunchtime Bonus Question, in which we give you an answer and you try to be funny by suggesting what the question might have been.
Could there be a more auspicious date in the calendar to honour on the LBQ comeback tour, than 17 August?
In the covert world of annerversaria it is widely acknowledged to be the anniversary's anniversary. The date that marks the births of Mr Last Theorem himself, Pierre de Fermat (1601); American frontiersman Davy Crockett (1786); recently deceased boho-in-chief George Melly (1926); the chanteuse behind that existential epiphany "oooh baby do you know what that's worth, ohh heaven is a place on earth" (Belinda Carlisle (1958))... to say nothing of the birth and trial commencement of US pilot Gary Powers (1929 and 1960 respectively).
But all these dates pale into insignificance alongside the anniversary of the birth of perhaps Hollywood's most misquoted artiste: Mae "why don't you come up sometime, and see me?" West. The LBQ knows a thing or two about being misquoted – for each of the past four days its facilitators have billed it as running "for one final time" – when the LBQ had always planned to spread its return over a full working week.
So, today's answer is "A BIT TOEY". Send your questions using the comments box below. The most wrong will be published. The least wrong will be quietly forgotten.
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David, what did your first goal for the Galaxy feel like?
Foot fetishist's fantasy?
How did Sandie Shaw describe her feet before surgery?
Sandals in the workplace are what?
Slightly beyond decimal?
Is it all right to BITE A TOY from China?
How's your sandwich?
What is the foot being replaced by the metre as a unit of measurement?
The Guardian's assessment of Tony Blair's policies?
So what did you think of Darcey Bussell's performance?
Centipede on a hot tin roof?
What do you get if you tangle with Feargal Sharkey?
Toed in the Hole?
Come on, children, enunciate! This is Rabbit Toby. Who is it?
Describe toes in three words.
That's the problem with Mrs Lovett's pies.
How are you finding that toffee?
You know you need a new cauldron when your eye of frog starts tasting...
Well Mr. Smith, I’ve carefully considered your claim that Essex County Council was culpably negligent in placing the kerbstone in such a way that you tripped over it and I do not find in your favour. In fact with size fourteen feet I think the problem may be that your are… how can I put this?
What attribute made David Walliams so good at swimming the Channel.
When something isn't quite fro-ey enough?
6 for the price of 5 could be deemed what?
How's the eleventh Little Piggy?
"What happened?" asked Ross as Chandler nursed a fat lip....
"Itsh becosh.....
Two footnotes for two days?
What's wrong with our game of footy?
What Carrie never said about her Manolo Blahnik's?
The diminutive of footie