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Suddenly, he saw his chance, and Crash Test Dummy #1497 made his escape bid

It's no good - the chassis-makers are back at work, but now the body-builders are on strike

"My shopping is in the taxi!"

.......and this is what the inside of a Dalek looks like ..................

Accelerating through town, the driver suddenly notices the back wheels...

Ever the optimist, when half his car was stolen, Nevil made do.

It's OK, just as long as it doesn't rain, you don't have any appointments to keep, and you're not worried what your friends think

"Why would I need a crash helmet? This is as safe as the bank!"

Steven Hawking pimp's his ride.

Suddenly, drag racing did not seem the best idea

Kenny Baker insists on better air circulation when he plays R2D2 in the next Star Wars film

"Caught on camera,the worlds first portaloo joy rider."

"You can turn it on a dime!"

Of course I look worried - where's the caravan got to?

At last he had an excuse for not having to ask her to come along.

Clive Sinclair suddenly rediscovered working at Segway

The ultimate in recycling, a methane-powered commode.

PUMA? It looks more like a Car for the Rather Affluent Person.

Transformers... Robert's in disguise

Taxi plays CAT-ch up with PUMA

HOV lanes were always a challenge

How do you get this thing out of 2nd gear?

76-year-old Arthur Dalwhinnie is finally located after his invalid carriage went out of control in Cornwall two weeks ago

Governor Schwarzzenegger confirms he WILL be back - in an electric wheelchair.

Get me a new staff car or I'll resign my commission!

Segway introduce the first Genetically Modified car

"It goes from zero to sixty in ten seconds, but the braking distance may prove a bit tricky."

Okay, it was easy to steal, Mr Bridger, but where are we going to fit all that gold bullion?

Fred Goodwin's car more damaged than he realised....

Not very fast, but definitely furious.

Where's the VIP area in this thing?

But I thought you were getting me a Ford Puma, Darling

Then a black cat leapt out in his path

I never had a cabriolet lawn mower before.

Of course it's fast. It gets fired from a cannon in your garage.

The driving examiner weighs twenty stone, and he refuses to get out before you do the three-point turn.

It's nice to see that the designers of the Austin Allegro haven't retired yet

The vehicle for when you don't have time to wind your window down to throttle a parking warden

Yes, your Honour, even though my client was driving along the sidewalk, it was clearly not his fault that a car door was opened in his path.

Derek was thirty-five now, but was still so attached to his old pram ...

So, if we get the cab to reverse at 60 mph, it'll look as if you're going really fast

I had that Harvey the six-foot invisible rabbit in the back of my cab, once.

Car metal recycling, squared - don't put it in in the first place.

As his golf ball continued through the air towards Brooklyn, Gerald and his trusty old golf cart weren't far behind

Please keep all hands and briefcases inside the roll cage.

Are you sure this is the lovechild and not the afterbirth?

Fare dodger makes off with the inside of the taxi

Secret photo's of Bruce Wayne testing the new Batmobile, the Credit crunch has hit everyone..

Disneyland decided they'd have to tighten a few screws before the public was let onto the ride

How much does it cost for the extension cable if you want to go further than the corner?

Professor Alan Goldstein unearths proof that prehistoric man had access to some form of personal mobility

"A PUMA with stabilisers y'say? What ever next, a panther in a romper suit?"

Gerald wished he hadn't paid $1,000 for the 'Back Seat Drivers Not Allowed' sticker before actually seeing the car.

PUMA - the fastest way to get to a Lyon's Tea Room.

How many AA batteries? Actually, it takes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's.

Well you might think motorbikes make more sense but they don't have stabilizers like this.

Bond just couldn't work out why his autogyro wouldn't take off

Pre release download for "The Fast and the Furious" prove to be missing even more CGI than Wolverine.

Trotter's Independent Trading finally fulfils its claims and makes it to New York

Dave had paid extra for the two-seater, but as yet was struggling to get a date. He was beginning to worry that his car was some form of mobile woman-repellent. Surely not?

When Mark's haulage company made cut backs he didn't realise that meant most of his lorry.

Duncan Bannatyne (from cab): "I want 25%!! It's my final offer..."

Even the crash test dummies were too embarassed to try this one out

And you mean the Tata Nano is less than half the price?

The scrutiny on travel and second home expenses had caused some MPs to take drastic measures

The effects of the US fiscal stimulus become apparent when the Secret Service trade in President Obama's 'Beast' for a more fuel-efficient version. No-one in the cabinet could think of such a catchy name, though.

If you look really carefully you can see the GM staffers pushing the scenery to the left as fast as they possibly can.

Boy, was that some sneeze!

It was generally accepted that Bernie Ecclestone's Formula 1 cost-cutting plan had gone too far this time.

The vehicle for the man who has everything...except, windows, doors, central locking, fluffy dice...

Tesco introduce the ten-items-or-less-mobile.

Kevin was a committed nudist

Unbowed, the apprentices soon found a new use for the Bingo Buster.

He still had the jeans and leather jacket, but somehow Knight Rider didn't feel quite as cool as he did 25 years ago.

If you weren't disabled when you bought the new Segway invalid carriage, you soon would be!

And here is a feature we are particularly proud of: Notice the shaped grill attached to the front of the car, to clear slow-moving old ladies from your path, saving you both time and money!

Derek's paranoia was getting worse

Of course I'm a member of the AA - you've got to be a reformed drunk to drive one of these

I've only hired this - but it really Hertz

I don't know why they made it a two-seater. Who would be daft enough to sit with me?

Post-bailout GM releases its 2010 economy car.

So when I brake really really hard I topple over and roll? And its $1000 per pedestrian you say?

Suspecting that buying a Porsche in middle-age was a sign of male inadequacy, Dave drove along with a rather smug grin on his face.

Health and Safety insisted on the yellow-and-black ribbon in case it went over two mph

Running down Wangfujing street, Lin the rickshaw driver suddenly shivered.

Rebel without an engine!

Citroen unveil the de luxe version of the 2CV

The back wheels are to ensure you make it up the hill.

They used to call him Two Jags John, but now he's One Puma Prescott.

The Segway has been developed especially for vegetarians - it doesn't actually go fast enough to kill anything

It was a good half hour before Alton Towers realised one of the cars had broken free of the ride and was now hurtling down the M6.

Gareth was impressed with the realism of his new games console.

Dalek command unviels new conciliatory see-thru model

Smart cars do wheelchairs too, you know.

And when you pull this big black lever the car will tilt backwards and the prongs on the front wheel will emerge...

On finally reaching planet earth, the Alien Queen suddenly realises that Sigourney Weaver wasn’t so tough when she tries to steal a New Yorker’s taxi...

Paramedics quickly objected to the new 'quick release' mechanism introduced by the NHS.

He knew never to press the red button labelled "ejector seat" again

".......and no problems parking, it fits right in the elevator......"

Call yourself a stuntman, you've still got the training wheels on!