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Here, Yeomen of the Guard conduct a ceremonial search for explosives at the House of Lords before the State Opening of Parliament. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. GMcGlinn
Louie Walsh pulls out all the stops for Jedwards next X-factor performance.
5. SkarloeyLine
Pan's People unveil their routine to All Along The Watchtower.
4. MorningGlories
You wait all your life for a marriage proposal, then...
3. nick-fowler
The House of Lords Formation Team was doing rather well in the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing.
2. GirlWeekday
And so they reluctantly prepared for the Queen's favourite game: Yeoman Dominoes.
1. SundayParkGeorge
Riverdance: The Tudor Years.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:The photograph shows why the Yeomen of the Guard are beef-eaters - vegetarians would never be able to do this without making embarrassing noises
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At 19th Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:On your marks
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At 19th Nov 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:I'll be a lot happier when Percy Shaw invents them cat's eyes.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Of course it's only ceremonial - nobody can afford explosives under the current Prime Minister
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Presumably, if we ever have a King running this country, our uniforms will have to be changed to read "IM"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Will there be a ceremonial bang if we find one, Sarge?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Remember, remember, the fifth of November? - I can't even remember what I came in here for
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At 19th Nov 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:Here, kitty, kitty kitty.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:The Yeoman of the Guard synchronised bowls team limber up
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At 19th Nov 2009, Paul Morris wrote:You put your left leg in...
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:I say, this identity parade is jolly difficult, what?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Actually, I'm a vegetarian, but don't tell anybody
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At 19th Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Got a light?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:The Yeomen step carefully whilst looking for her majesty's lost contact lens
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:There it is - there's that smell again!
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At 19th Nov 2009, Dyeb wrote:"You put your right arm in ..."
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At 19th Nov 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:Ruff work, ain't it?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:"and u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-p-p-p-p"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Oh dear, my back's gone out again, and was that your knee I just heard Perkins?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Dyeb wrote:Her Majesty is keen to save on electricity and asked the guys to try a new hand powered suction cleaner
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:The House of Lords Formation Team was doing rather well in the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing
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Comment number 22.
At 19th Nov 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:Formation lamp lifting was scheduled for the 2016 Olympics.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:It was a little known fact, but the Beefeaters began life as a 10 Pin Bowling team...
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At 19th Nov 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:New Royal chess set unveiled.
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At 19th Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:And the next event will be the egg and spoon race...
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:With so many 'cash for honours' scandals, the Queen decides to speed things up by giving out knighthoods nine at a time
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Comment number 27.
At 19th Nov 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:Lumbago men of the Guard?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Dyeb wrote:Anyone got a light?
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Comment number 29.
At 19th Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:Ten quid says we don't find anything, again!
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:Sorry, lads, but we just failed to get onto this week's ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Magazine Montior "Ten things"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:Sorry, lads, but we just failed to get our photograph into this week's ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Magazine Monitor "Ten things"
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Comment number 32.
At 19th Nov 2009, Dyeb wrote:Hands, Knees and Bombs a Daisy
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At 19th Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Actually, I've been practising at home with the wife's dustbuster
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:Why do tourists always think we're rappers called the Yo! Men?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:"And they get away first time..."
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At 19th Nov 2009, Dyeb wrote:Whats the betting Harry has been scattering snuff again, just for a laugh
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At 19th Nov 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:I must be the only bomb disposal expert with the shakes
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At 19th Nov 2009, Discombobulator wrote:on my command you will all glide your lanterns forward along the carpet. The one that travels the least distance gets to clean up all the horse droppings.
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At 19th Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Remember, lads, if your trousers rip just try to look casual
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At 19th Nov 2009, John Wickerson wrote:Welcome to World's Strongest Man 2010.
Round 1: "Extremely heavy hats"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Of course I saved quite a bit of money by just adding some gold stitching to my old Butlin's outfit
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At 19th Nov 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:Usain Bolt had already crossed the finish line.
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At 19th Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:Pan's People unveil their routine to "All Along The Watchtower"
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At 19th Nov 2009, littleDickie wrote:"It's the lumbago I tell you...."
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At 19th Nov 2009, rogueslr wrote:I hate this time of year, the traditional decorating of the tree and putting the sprouts on to boil.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Searching for explosives? I thought we were supposed to be planting them.
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At 19th Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:The Privy Seal fails to feature in this week's Caption Comp.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:We'd better hurry up. I've only got thirty minutes to put on my white beard and get over to Harrod's Father Christmas Grotto.
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At 19th Nov 2009, littleDickie wrote:The opening round of Gilbert and Sullivan wasn't meant to be this, surely?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:I think we'd better see if we can get a group deal on prosthetic knee replacements
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At 19th Nov 2009, littleDickie wrote:"Cor, sixteen seconds is a very long time...Wot!"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:And this is the ceremonial equivalent of "Last of the Summer Wine"
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At 19th Nov 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:The Playboy Club reopens as an Equal Opportunities employer.
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At 19th Nov 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:And so they reluctantly prepared for The Queen's favourite game: Yeoman Dominoes
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At 19th Nov 2009, rogueslr wrote:22 years service, and all I do it carry a camping lamp once a year.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:Virgin Mary oversees the start of the London Beef Eater marathon
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:They call us the Bang Gang
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At 19th Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:Her Majesty: "A musical play.... four words.... is it something to do with Gilbert and Sullivan?"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Harry dearly wished he hadn't eaten sprouts for lunch
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At 19th Nov 2009, Tim G wrote:Look lively lads, we've still got all those expense claims to shred
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At 19th Nov 2009, lolkat wrote:Warning: not suitable for country dancing. May cause back injury.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:The 2012 London Olympics, and the German in lane one makes another false start
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At 19th Nov 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:This lamp is really heavy. If they took it away, I'd be de-lighted.
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Comment number 64.
At 19th Nov 2009, Dry Boak wrote:Yeomen and the groanin' as they look for bombs we hide,
Yeomen and the groanin' wi' their wee lamps by their side,
When they're in their fancy dress, that's the way we like them best,
O, it's only Yeomen and the groanin'!
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:Here, boys! Don't you want your walkies today, you wretched corgis?
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At 19th Nov 2009, ferenginar wrote:Yeoman caught practicing for light entertainment show.
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At 19th Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:'Arry couldn't wait until the after speach party, he'd had his rabbit suit freshly cleaned and was looking forward to a good "skritching".
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Parliament Square dancing
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:OK, that's six heads and three tails - so I guess the revolution's off for another year.
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At 19th Nov 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:"These early men have been dubbed 'Homo Semi Erectus'.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:It was either this or fight in Afghanistan
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At 19th Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:They were hoping that their new fitness video would be a big hit this christmas, "The Yeomen of the Guard Aerobics for Crown Bowlers".
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:If I found any, I wouldn't tell a soul
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:I'm fed up with these marbles tournaments. Why can't we have performance reviews like everybody else?
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At 19th Nov 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:Mr Motivator's appointment as the Buckingham Palace fitness coach was not welcomed by all
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At 19th Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:As they bent over, and various joints creaked, they were heard to mutter the famous denial, 'Fawkes, me?'
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At 19th Nov 2009, Marquee wrote:Sneak preview of Thierry Henry's Christmas video, "How to handle the ball with style"
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At 19th Nov 2009, Tony Boyle wrote:"Oh very funny,who super-glued the lamps to the floor?"
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At 19th Nov 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:Colin Montgomery has opted for a more traditional Ryder Cup uniform. Here, models demonstrate how easy it will be to mark your ball and line up a putt.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Typical Government cuts - there are actually only five of us and a large mirror
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:Yes, Your Majesty; no, Your Majesty; whatever you say, Your Majesty. Thank goodness that's over with for another year - have we all passed?
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At 19th Nov 2009, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:I know they were keen to find those Iraqi WMDs, but this is getting ridiculous...
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At 19th Nov 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:and as Her Majesty enters, grab the carpet and pull.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:I hate these ruddy Government ceilidhs
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:Damn! They've laddered again!
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At 19th Nov 2009, Marquee wrote:Riverdance: The Tudor Years
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At 19th Nov 2009, HappyCamper of West Dorset wrote:Part of me will be relieved if we get knocked out in the next round.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Discombobulator wrote:In the event of a fire, lights at floor level will guide you to the exits.
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At 19th Nov 2009, DH87 wrote:You put your right arm in...
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At 19th Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Fob walkdown
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At 19th Nov 2009, DavidDeeMoz wrote:Admittedly Her Majesty had never been known to fetch a dog-end from under her crown and ask for a light, but the Yeoman Warders were prepared for anything.
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At 19th Nov 2009, Malcolm Tent wrote:A whole new take on Crown Green Bowls
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At 19th Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Yes, women could never do this as well as men
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At 19th Nov 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Of course I know all about the place of Guy Fawkes in history - I've seen "Carry on Henry" fifteen times
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At 19th Nov 2009, Basil Long wrote:Yeoman 7 was momentarily pleased to win the 'closest to the Queen' marbles game, but then the Queen took a step back...
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At 19th Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The mantle of powder
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At 19th Nov 2009, Pendragon wrote:I thought there'd be more ceremony to the role - instead, we're asked to be pins so Prince Harry can play skittles
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At 19th Nov 2009, Pendragon wrote:That's what security have asked us to look out for - knives and Fawkes
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At 19th Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Gentlemen, start your lanterns
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At 19th Nov 2009, elgordo wrote:Strictly Line Dancing "a huge hit" say ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ sources.
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