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What are the only things left on the list of items MP's are able to claim on expemses from John Lewis?

What did MacGyver use to escape from prison?

What's the wife getting for Christmas?

What's the alternative lyrics to the Twelve days of Christmas according to Ikea?

What basic items do you need when making your hat for Ascot?

So what was left in the Habitat sale?

Can I take two luxury goods onto my desert island. Miss Young?

It's no good - we'll have to find some other way of getting Bond to talk

Part of Delia Smith's ingredients list for cheese on toast at night?

What, in an emergency, makes an alternative fascinator?

What could be considered a reasonable haul for a beginner shoplifting in Homebase?

What could cause an unseemly scrum at a car boot sale?

And you mean you brought all this to the Antiques Roadshow on the bus?

What gives Health and Safety officers nightmares?

What, not even a retirement watch?

Something to make a light snack?

Items sold by Prince Charles on Ebay?

Maybe we shouldn't have gone for the cheapest option at the self-tanning and pedicure salon

Tony Blair's consolation prize?

You fool, Jack! That cow was worth at least five magic beans.

What's the minimum one needs to open an Italian restaurant?

What's left in the British Airways pension fund?

What's useless when trying to bail out a sinking ship?

Following the success of seeds, goats, hygiene kits and chickens, what鈥檚 Oxfam added to its range of Unwrapped gifts for 2009?

What did Richard III offer to exchange for a horse in the first draft of Shakespeare's play?

Which two items are officially the most useless for eating soup?

Q, these budget cutbacks are really biting, I'm supposed to destroy the Russian menace with what?

What can be handed in at your local police station as part of a 4 week no questions asked amnesty?

What do I need to fashion a disco-ball on a budget?

Sorry, I must have given you the list for my first wedding in 1972. You'll want this year's John Lewis list.

What did my true love intend giving me on the thirteenth day of Christmas?

The Argos Christmas Catalogue 1943

What two items define the Ascent of Man?

So what did the Royal Mail do with the PS3 I sent you?

What's more valuable than a plate of kudos?

Cern's Large Hadron Collider has had some bad luck recently costing millions of pounds worth of damage, but what components, engineering or lack of foresight has caused these issues?

You're the last child to visit my Grotto before Christmas! Let's see what's left in my sack for you, little girl.

What has Victoria bought to give David for Christmas? Is it a) ...

Who are Tony Blair's most powerful friends now that George Bush has gone?

What has the Health and Safety Authority recently pressured for a ban against?

What are the only allowed perks for bankers as from 2010?

No, Darling, when I said I didn't want anything much for Christmas, what I actually meant was ...

What are City Bankers receiving this Christmas in lieu of six-figure bonuses?

Sir Clive Sinclair finally reveals that his C5 was made from .....

According to the 成人论坛 PC guidelines, what derogatory terms can still be used in comedy sketches?

What Wallace might be wearing after the party?

What turns a sparse, brightly lit room containing a block of cheddar into a home?

When Britain's fiscal policy breaks down in 2010, what will become the new units of currency?

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Why do I always leave Ikea with...........

The Dr Who props department.

Sorry, Brucie, but do you think I could remember that cuddly toy?

What did Her Majesty get from the House of Commons as thanks for popping in for her speech this week?

Which 2 household items could be best used to stop a footballer accidentally touching the ball?

What did my gran buy me for christmas last year?

Max Clifford's next headline?

After spending all my shopping time on the 成人论坛 Magazine Monitor website, what are all my friends getting for Christmas?

What items have gone missing from Tracey Emin's latest art installation?

What are the metaphors for Platini and Blatter?

After flogging the entire gold reserves and the Dartford Bridge, what was all that was left for Gordon Brown to put on eBay to try to offset the national debt?

What will cost about 拢40 in Brighthouse?

Who came second and third in the vote for the EU presidency?

What are Gordon and Sarah Brown's Secret Service security codenames?

Madonna's original counter offer for Guy's divorce settlement?

Who are David and Victoria Beckham's stand-ins during breaks in photo shoots?

What gifts did the UK give to the new EU President?

Twenty million years from now what will archaeologists consider a major find from our civilisation?

Pat Butcher's special earrings.

Just because you're a lactophobe and there's no electricity doesn't mean you can't like my present

Who recently beat Jedward in a singing contest?

What did aerial photographs of Sadam's weapons of mass destruction later turn out to be?

What two items were forced to fight in this weeks episode of Harry Hill?

Osama has a whip round the cave for the holidays?

Two things insisted by one of Belle de Jour's more adventurous clients.

Airport security added what two new items to its banned list this week?

What are the only two things cheaper than glamour model Katie Price?

Strongly denying record losses for the year, ITV has announced which replacement prizes for winners of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

What was the golden carrot that McLaren had to dangle in order to prise Jenson Button away from Team Brawn?

What led you to believe that the thief was celebrity chef, Mr Poirot?

What's probably not on Mariah Carey's rider?

Hot items in this year's office Secret Santa exchange?

The only things Thierry Henry refuses to handle?

What are 鈥淚鈥檓 a celebrity, get me out of here鈥� contestants Gino D鈥橝campo and Kim Woodburn respectively known as by their fellow campers?

Susan Boyle's backstage rider?

On hearing the names of the newly elected EU Council President and EU high representative for Foreign Affairs and security who (or what?) did Nick Griffin say he would prefer?

What other items were found with Shackleton's whisky?

a 'Bonus question' you say. What's in it for me?

After satsumas and women's underwear, what two items were most commonly found on Tory MPs Xmas lists in the early 1990s?

Wallace and Gromit's hand luggage?

Xmas Gift ideas for Thierry Henry already discussed by the FIA?

What does Desperate Dan need to shave in the dark?

Is that all I get after paying 拢45 and finally managing to get a hoop over the bottle?

Who were the linesmen for this week's World Cup Qualifying match between France and the Republic of Ireland?

Shamed Thierry Henry was wearing what to try and disguise himself on a trip to the shop today to buy crackers and light bulbs?

In the late 1880s, what were the 2 tools most commonly used to perform sex change operations?

The symbols of power of the Blessed Order of the Cheesemakers?

Wallace and Gromit's Insurance Claim when Shaun chewed through the Alarm Clock wire?

What does Eeyore play with when he can't find his jam-jar and burst balloon?

What are the worst things you could possibly find while rooting through your partner's "Things for the bedroom" drawer?

What were the bookies' favourites for the posts of EU President and Foreign Secretary?