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What charge will Ascot make for wearing a silly hat? Also known as the Shilling Tax.

Gordon Brown introduces a bell-ringing tax

Which would you prefer, an expensive Troll or the cheap one with the spelling mistake?

The Severn Bridge announces a new pay-per-metre charge

What is the customary charge on all spare change found in the sofa?

P-P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin biscuits get fined for stuttering

What charge is Europe proposing for each external light bulb this Christmas?

Why servers hate toll collectors as customers?

What do mean do I have change for a twenty?

Campanology on the cheap

What do you mean do I have change for a twenty?

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What do I charge my nephew when he drives his pedal car across his own patio?

In order to raise revenue what are the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ proposing to charge for reactively moderated postings?

I'm sorry, you'll have to pay to bring that snake over - there's an asp toll

Now you have to pay every fifth time you use a public convenience

It's something you have to p-p-p-p-pay

What do Ryanair intend to charge, per breath, to use their air?

What every MP has to pay if they've overclaimed on expenses?

What Santa charges each elf in the credit crunch?

What Tiger Woods' wife now charges every time he uses their drive?

Gordon Brown's new "toilet" tax on a pint of beer?

But the tour only costs twice that?

Burial on a budget?

What's a Sptoll?

Shipping and handling are included, so what are the other charges?

New charge for 'spending a penny'

What should be mandatory before commenting on a reality TV show near me?

What harm and suffering does Bob-A-Job week inflict on hardworking Scouts?

Recent fare hike on River Styx?

What is a realistic bonus payment to RBS executives, commensurate with their performance over the past year?

The Govenermnet's new surcharge for looking at a plastic supermaket bag

5p to lL? A tax on Welsh villages!

The penalty for cheating at Scrabble?

5p to LL? A tax on Welsh villages!

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Why are their five queues to mind?

What will the Treasury claw back from the Army for each bullet fired?

The government are asking industry to sponsor the chimes of Big Ben - the charge is 5P per bong - or the 5P TOLL as it will be known

The border toll between Lancashire & Yorkshire will be 5p...shrieks of "too much" from the Y side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

To help balance the books, what is Portsmouth FC charging fans who leave early?

How much to sound the bell on Labour's government under Gordon Brown?

What Mr Munch charges on a packet of crisps?

What self-imposed tax for getting another glass of wine from the fridge is proving totally ineffective?

Do you take Visa?

How much does Swinford Bridge(tax free status) charge as toll fee for cars?

Stack 5 petit pois on top of each other and ask a Glasweigan how high it is: A - 5p toll or B - A can of Tennents please.

Where pennies from heaven might come in handy?

What's the tax on a penny saved?

Why is David Blaine reaching behind the toll takers ear?

Why is David Blaine reaching behind the toll taker's ear?

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What's this new ingredient in the toll house cookie recipe?

A substantial dental bill buried within the Christmas pudding.

How did I used to consider the extortionate cost of Bob-a-Job week?

The charge for a smile at the post office.

A new Government money making scheme is announced:
How much will it cost to drive under a street lamp?

What is the tragic result of including coins in Christmas puddings known as?

The Government levies a new tax on anybody who says "That's a shilling in old money"

What's Gordon Brown's five-a-day?

How much is it soon going to cost to enter a WBQ?

What's the car charge for the Swinford Toll Bridge in Oxfordshire ?

What does Jeremy Paxman impose on University Challenge if someone answers incorrectly before he's finished reading out the question?

How much to cross the little bridge over the River Piddle?

Entry to Shrapnel Valley

What is the new charge for leaving your house. This way only the employed will face this, as there really is no need for the unemployed to leave their house.

What the tooth fairy's charging these days?

What did private equity owned River Styx Crossing (Cayman) LLP announce this week to provoke the headlines 'Hike Raises Hell in Hades' and 'For Whom the Bell Tolls (that will be 5p please)'?

Well, what ransom ARE you willing to pay to get the missus back from the pirates?

The introduction of what, has caused a number of embarrassing moments at Buckinham Palace rest rooms?

What is the vehicle registration number of the new Minister for Transport?

Gordon Brown will allow RBS Bankers to keep thier Bonuses but insists they will have to pay the new 5p Toll on every million they earn

The penalty if you really must start the answer to every question with 'yeah, no'.

Levee levy?

What Ashton Kutcher plans to charge each Twitter follower to enter a name for the new drink flavour?

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Why unlimited messaging is a good idea in a mobile plan?

Why did Tiger Woods try to drive between the fire hydrant and the tree instead of down the road?

1p per person... Iranian travel tax! Bargain!!

How can we stop people from using the toilet more than 4 times a day?

Gordon Brown was asked

"What would you spend £1.08 million to avoid paying?"

( Italian horticulturist to students )

The Brassicaceae family of flowers have a four petal, but the Crassulaceae have a 5p toll.

What Robin Hood didn't want to pay Little John?

What the Channel Tunnel would have cost to use if it had been opened when it was originally conceived in Victorian times

Due to lack of interest the producers of "I'm (not) a Celebrity..." have now reduced the cost ocals to what?

The maximum that bankers will pay to get their hands on their bonuses

What is the cost of crossing the privately owned bridge, recently sold for £1 million ?

An asptoll? Well, I think that's what he called me, Dear.

What charge will be imposed on every person in the UK to fund a single RBS director's bonus.

What charge will every plastic carrier bag cost shoppers by next year.

How will the Church of England solve its financial difficulties by taking advantage of the increasing death rate?

What is the toll for crossing an Oxfordshire bridge over the Thames, which was sold for £1.08m this week?

What charge will be levied, enough to solve the countries debt crisis, against a tabloid paper each time it makes a crass attack on PM Gordon Brown?

It is the toll charge for a bridge that has come up for sale in Oxfordshire. The income will be tax free.

The Swinford Bridge has been sold for over £1 million. What can the new owners collect tax free fom motorists?

The tea and biscuit are free, however, the cup to put your tea in will cost how much?

Its not for whom the bell tolls, its how much it costs that matters

What new tax will be charged to customers using their local branches, to raise much needed funds for bank management bonuses?

Power, Police, Parliament, Pay, Purse....

What penalty does the Alistar Darling intend to impose on bankers receiving more than £1m in bonuses?

how much tax per hour will you pay on the 6p an hour you earn working in McDonalds

What would kill off spam e-mails?