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It's all downhill from here?

What prize awaits you when you eventually find the comments box link?

To what do I attribute my injuries after trying to sunbathe at the bottom of a hill near Cheltenham?

What was I running from when I broke my neck on Cooper's Hill?

What happens when you reduce 14lb of single Gloucester?

Shakespeare's original title for "Richard III"?

Which has the greater intelligence, David Beckham or................

Why Dr Foster's sandwiches weighed him down in the water?

What did my Mum give us for packed lunch every day to keep our bones strong before Social Sevices stuck their oar in?

Alternatively, what can you add to the recipe instead of the 14lb of single Gloucester?

Two 3.5lb double glocesters in the hand are worth two in the push?

What was actually hidden in the last Deal or No Deal box?

How did Wallace and Gromit console themselves at the post-Oscars party?

What's the new Doctor Who's head carved out of?

Two 3.5lb double gloucesters in hand are worth two in the push?
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What's Alex Reid carved out of?

What useful English phrase has How To Say been required to explain to French readers?

The main ingredient of a Cotswold fondue?

Who did the stunt work for the actor playing the Duke of Gloucester?

What did John Prescott's personal trainer rule out as an apres workout snack?

What did I munch through whilst waiting for Magazine Monitor to sort the links out?

What is a lactophobe's worst nightmare?

Congratulations Mrs Gloucester, it's twins!

What bait would you need to trap Mighty Mouse?

What got Wallace detained at Customs?

What might cause cheese grater envy?

What inspired the lyrics for Pete Waterman's Eurovision entry?

48 boxes of cream crackers, what on earth do you need that many for?

Right, I’ve got all the traps, just need some bait – how bad do you reckon this mice infestation is?

What is the main ingredient in a combine harvesterman's lunch?

What when grilled could cause a jolly nasty burn?

What did Walt Disney give Mickey every Christmas?

Who's the big cheese around here?

What would you pack for A Grand Day Out?

.. in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Cheese greater

Why do I always need help wheeling in the cheese course?

Robert Kilroy-Silk's foundation cream?

What would you call a large frozen brie?

What's the fastest cheese in the world?

What is Health and Safety's new 'Biggest Hazard at Work'?

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What did the Eurocrat insist should be referred to only as 3.17514 kg?

I know you live in a flat in Double Street, but what's your full address?

Why, when I tried to put £7 on Double Gloucester at Cheltenham Races, did I end up with a cheese toastie?

What was all Hitler was short of in his quest to build an atomic bomb in World War II?

After Christine Bleakley's cross-Channel water-ski, what did Adrian Chiles do for Sport Relief?

What do you need for a cheese toastie if your bread is of the doorstep variety?

What I was doing a night at the height of my addiction...

And what did the Easter Mousie bring you?

What did they make Mickey Mouse's Oscar out of?

What did Renault put in the boots of their Fuegos as they were cheaper than spare tyres?

What's needed to make a fondue for Desperate Dan?

What was the topping on the infamous 'Elvis Burger'?

Have you ever played cricket? Don't you know it's 7 LB-double U?

What comfort food is softened by my splashing salty tears when I return home from yet another online dating disappointment ....

What to put on top of a 36 pound hamburger for that extra animnal fat rush

Not counting the biscuits and Maltesers, what's the total for Lulu's afters thus far?

Bridget Jones' Dairy?

What comes just before Venezuelan Beaver Cheese in "Cheese shop"?

The perfect accompaniment to a drink problem?

"It's knot from the 80s!" screamed the necktie historian?

What's the world's worst portrait photographer's catch phrase?

Bested are the cheesemakers?

After climbing the beanstalk, what did Jack find in the fridge?

Sgt Major - I say gunner, I thought we'd run out of mortar shells yesterday?
Gunner - we did Sir!
Sgt Major - then what may I ask are you firing at the enemy, soldier?

How did the movie Leap Year rate on the 'Cheesiness Scale'?

What's the Cheesy title of the next Bond film - "00"..?

What gives heavy sleepers nightmres?

What do you require to make ten gallons of cheese sauce?

I'll be wearing a brown tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, and you?

What is the name of the film starring Will Smith and Wallace?

What was the Pied Piper's secret weapon?

Edward G Robinson's favourite bait?

What cheese should be treated caerphilly?

For the Dairy Queen who has everything?

Lactose intolerant need not apply?

What will be fighting the giant bar of chocolate before the ad break on the next Harry Hill's TV Burp?

What the equivalent of 4 ounces of Stinking Bishop?

"We're gonna need a bigger biscuit"

A Huntsman we shall go?

Cheddar late than never?

On return from the latest $1 Billion dollar Moon expedition, what did analysis show the Moon to be made of ?

What gives heavy sleepers nightmares?

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Wholly Pasteurisation, Batman?

What caused the original Nightmare on Elm Street?

Heavy brie-thing?

What was Doctor Foster's puddle made of?

Cheese rolls?

That's a rather large lunch sack you have there?

But I'll give you six pounds for it. Don't you want to haggle?!

€7.71 Cheesey

What did Mr. Walker buy as well as his two enormous onions?

A rolling stone?

If you are what you eat, how do explain the chins?

What would you like in your roll, Mr. Prescott?

What constitutes a poor attempt at a cheeseboard?

Woman berates husband's personal hygiene after giving birth to what?

How was WG Grace's greatest bowling feat recorded in the club's annals?

Costco's snack size?