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If you want to catch the rabbit, you have to be the rabbit...

I hate my pet to look dog-eared

It's a great way to meet birds they say

Seeing-eye dog has a holiday

It's the only way I can get any sort of reception for my mobile

If you don't swing, don't fling.

His Master's vice

That company will do anything to promote their toilet rolls

My master went to Indy and all I got were these stupid ears.

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

I'm not too bad - you should see Mopsy and Cottontail

Golden opportunity

Student arrested on Indianapolis train is suspected terrierist

I'm both 'see no evil' and 'hear no evil' - and my speech isn't brilliant

Prince had been a sniffer dog for the Drug Squad for rather too long ...

Dog gone Easter

you think i look stupid . You should see what he's wearing!

Labrador thief strikes again - Police have only one lead to go on

Hey, Man, what have you been putting in my Winalot?

A dog is not just for Christmas, with care there can be some left over for Easter!

The Police had raided Otto's flat looking for drugs, but they hadn't been able to find any

OK, which one of you is Wayne Rooney's dog?

Ashley had boasted of how his new Wag modelled summer fashions.

I'm a guide dog - "And on your left is the Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument ..."

After chewing Auntie Emme's new sofa, Fido quietly entered the canine witness protection program.

Call me Hugh, but don't call me human.

"What a day! It all started when I looked in my food bowl and there were carrots. Carrots! I tell you! So, I said 'Do I look like a Rabbit?'
Worst move I ever made.......!"

Well it beats walkies.

As an impressionist Rex's Elvis the Rabbit was his biggest hit.

Back off, man, I've got a hare up my whats-it.

Hare today, dog gone tomorrow.

Lassie's demands were getting out of hand, and the studio were getting ready to recast the role.

The best defence against the Killer Rabbit.

These undercover operations were never fun when you're a drugs sniffer dog.

What's that, Timmy?! They're al in fancy dress?

What's that, Timmy?! They're all in fancy dress?
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He's never been the same since he did that ad for Winalot.

The hare will be very high and the sauce had better be very rich...

The morning after the hen night before, Flossie was hoping she wouldn't have to give the stranger breakfast.

Actually, I'm hoping to join the mild high club.

Just what did that St Bernard have in his flask last night? And why am I wearing pink fluffy ears?

Yes, I'm all ears.

Lucky i have my shades otherwise i'd look like an idiot!

Hugh Heffner's latest bunny girl selection confirms worries about his eyesight.

How d'ya make a rabbit go woof?

If you must know, I was hoping for a 21 bun salute.

Liberace's dog found.

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This should get me into the cattery...noooo problem!

Wuff justice

Tails of the unexpected

If Elton had a guide dog.

Blunkett's dog is Tory - Exclusive!

All i wanted was an easter egg but he just had to take it too far, as usual!

You’re going to need a bigger basket.

Dog earred dog ears put specs in the shade.

Now let me get this straight, Easter is when the bunny comes out and if he sees his shadow then we can have pancakes?

Will the paparazzi ever leave Lassie alone?

Lassie was struggling to get rid of the evidence...

Actually, I'm in disguise because I mentioned the Rainbow Warrior in front of the French Ambassador.

A weird man's best friend is his weird dog.

Hugh know what I want.

Tiger Woods was going to try any distraction method he could think of.

"Excuse me, have you seen Bridget?"

Go ask Alice. When she's ten feet tall.

Rex had to do something, the photofit in the butcher's window was a darn good one.

As guide people go, he isn't bad. Not sure about this hat he bought me though...

I'm waiting to audition for the part of Toto, but, between you and me, my coiffeur thinks I'll be snapped up for the role of the lion...

Signs that witness protection budget is too high.

Blind man gets ripped off at Stringfellows! Staff admit they should not have been so woof on him.

So I asked the genie for a gorgeous, long-haired blonde who'll always be there for me...

If the indignity of wearing a lead that doesn't match my harness wasn't enough, he couldn't even be bothered to polish his shoes. Is it any wonder I've resorted to a disguise?

Is that a treat in your pocket because I’m always pleased to see you.

So then I said to the Chihuahua, you do know what God spelled backwards is…

Ruff guide

Hef's bunny girl selection process called into question at new Indianapolis club

Best in show? Nah, I'm trying for Miss Congeniality.

Doggie Darko

Owner refuses to pose for photo "in case someone gives me bunny ears".

I'm late, I'm late, for a VERY important date!

Grommit has one last go at capturing the Were-Rabbit

Pedigree Chump

Hah. That's the last time that pink furry character hides stuff in MY garden.

Paris Hilton realised she had been duped when her lap dog final outgrew her handbag

The Heff's short-sightedness was causing much concern at the Playboy Mansion

Rusty's owner regretted confusing the commands 'Play Dead' and 'Sit Boy'.

Lassie's Great Adventure II

Lassie Come Out

Rex's master was cooly harnessing the 'Carrot and Stick' approach.

My brother, Buster is a guide dog for the blind, and even his owner manages to dress him better than mine does.

Disney was hoping to reach a new generation with its remake: Lady Gaga And The Tramp.

Casting begins for the next Donnie Darko film

"Mr Pickle has a lot to answer for..."

"Yes, I do feel humiliated - but they don't know I've sicked up all their Easter eggs on the carpet back home."

Even David Blunketts' dog tries to look cool in the run up to the election

"But I DID go to Specsavers?"

Sarah Jessica Parker needed a good rest after her easter bunny impression...

Welcome to our office, we hope you'll love it here. Chimp on a toilet posters are hard to come by these days but we managed to find this really funny one to stick above your desk because we're all comletely mad!

Welcome to our office, we hope you'll love it here.Chimp on a toilet posters are hard to come by these days but we managed to find this really funny one to stick above your desk because we're all completely mad!

Rex worked at the PlayDownboy Club