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We are Siamese even if you don't please

The poor girls hadn't had enough time to shave both armpits

Hair today and still here tomorrow

This magnetic hair dye will never catch on

I told you not to sit so close when we were getting the hair weaves, but would you listen?

Separating the two conjoined twins involved a two-hour opertion with a modified Flymo

Separating the two conjoined twins involved a two-hour operation with a modified Flymo

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A few too many shots of tequila and this could happen to you.

We're a little sugar bowl, short and stout ...

Hair of the mog

As the breeze got up in the fashion show tent, an occluded front managed, against all the forces of nature, to produce a Northerly and a Southerly wind at exactly the same time....

Yes, even when they were young they tied cans together with string to communicate.

I think next time we'd better take two bottles into the shower ...

Flares are back in. Solar flares that is...

And here, Hillary and Elena demonstrate how to safely wear a head scarf and avoid all that unpleasantness that Isadora Duncan went through

Concat walk

With the hair stylist grounded by volcanic ash, a compromise was needed

The Whigs make a late surge in the polls.

I suppose the only real drawback is when you're trying to run to catch a bus ...

Your other left

Soon everybody would be wig-sharing

Ivy's hair turned out to be a creeping parasite

Hey! Keep your hair on!

Models remain surprisingly calm as invading aliens begin the brain extraction process.

Split ends? We can help!

...and this is what the ash plume will look like if the wind blows that way.

The two models had to do something to disguise the fact that their underarm hair had become Velcro'd

Two birds in the hand is worth a brush

Give me lots of hair, shoulder length or longer.

Hair travel resumes as volcanic ash retreats.

Damen and hair in

What hair shampoo do we use? - "Head and Soldered"

Judges called in as Andrew Lloyd Webber announces search for new Basil Brush

Always a fan of messy hair and avant-garde art structures, Boris Johnson reveals his plan to replace Millennium Bridge ahead of the 2012 Olympics.

The big hair dance beats the big shoe dance any day of the week, Pee Wee.

Unfortunately for the two models, there was a strike by the Hair Traffic Controllers

After the ban on air travel, everyone had to be prepared to share hairspace

If you want to get ahead in fashion...

And we thought the quickest way to catch nits was from a pillow..

We're all asking why, actually

The two models went head-to-head on the catwalk

Thank God we didn't ask for a perm on the two for one special.

And I always thought that the Mexicans danced on their hats.

The Velcro wigs will never catch on ...

Up do? No, side do.

Two redheads are better than one

It's hard to keep a straight face when you look this daft!

Is it fashion? I'm in two minds about that.

And afterwards, we'll be giving away Chinese finger puzzles.

The new Hamlet wig is unveiled - toupee or not toupee?

OK it's weird, but at least this Hall Of Mirrors doesn't make me look fat.

Because I'm worth double

Today's horoscope: Gemini - beware of entanglements.

Models demonstrate the latest invention to help stop losing your child in public

All models must be kept on a leash

Hers and hairs

How to double a model's IQ ...

This years novelty costumes for the London Marathon look the best yet

The ultimate hair extension can be yours for the asking.

Mexican waif

Mexican Hair Wave

Give (hair) pieces a chance.

Apparently they were the headlice act

In the latest Bond film, 007 is sent to fight crazed megalomaniac Alexia Ulibarri and his attempts to take over the world with his evil mind-transference machine

Genetically Modified headlice pose real threat, say scientists.

As a food fight broke out, the two models were given a chilli reception

It didn't take ong to realise the impracticalities of the new Siamese hairstyle

You can't get the buttons these days

Mind the nap

Alexia: "No, girls - I said I wanted that 'come over' look."

Best hen party ever. I don't remember a thing.

Tonight on ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳4, 'When candy floss machines go bad'.

Hair-to-hair refooling

Staying a cut above the rivals

It gives the term "conjoined twins" a whole new meaning.

If you ask me, it's all a lot of follicles

Mad hair day

The 'Catapult Cut' soon caught on, and before we knew it, shop windows all over Europe were being smashed.

Because we're worth it

New Double Mint gum advert turns heads.

Ginger Vitus launches new label

That photo has obviously been hairbrushed.

If we ever find out who put superglue in the conditioner they'll be very sorry.

As time went on the twins grew further apart. About 1cm a month.

Meanwhile, back in his hotel, Mick Hucknall was still searching for his number one wig.

This wasn't what I had in mind when Nicky Clarke offered us a two-for-the-price-of-one...

It's our own fault. The hairdresser asked if we were planning to go anywhere nice on holiday this year, and we said "Just hitch the routes".

"Your hair's getting thinner you know."
"Really? Super, darling."

(Boys from )Brasilian hair straightening

Models deny they are 'airheads

Small teething problems with Araldite's new shampoo.

Yes, we’re both having a bad hair day..

Because we're worthless

Hair gel - know the risks

Me? Take two bodies into the shower?

Floating voters mullet over.

After the ban on air travel, there was a lot of congestion on all the hair roots

That's the last time we try to save a few quid and do it ourselves at home.

Fashion TV identify new spin-off to Most Haunted when Yvette Fielding positively identifies evidence of ectoplasm.

Doctors had every confidence that the separation procedure would be a success and that they might even have a bit leftover for a toupee