Caption Competition
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed.
Earlier this week, the mercury shot right up for several days, and this man for one made the most of it. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Valerie Ganne
The Daisy Chain Gang claims its first victim
5. Bangledancer
Sad discovery in case of missing "Snow Angel" competition finallist
4. Pendragon
Met Office weatherman faints after getting it right for once
3. HaveGavel
If: Hedgehogs could drive
2. pavlovs0daughter
Nick is 'Mr. May' in Downing Street's 2010 calendar
1. generalhague
Sadly Nick Clegg was about to wake up and realise it had all been a dream.
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Comment number 1.
At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Met Office weatherman faints after getting it right for once
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At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Hey, did anybody get the number of that lawn-mower?
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At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:It's the only way I can get any sort of recpetion on my mobile
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At 27th May 2010, rogueslr wrote:Dave takes a more relaxed view of the new coalition.
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At 27th May 2010, Neil wrote:Prime Minister! Prime Minister! What's your opinion on the urgency of European fiscal consolidation given the structural deficits in the EU?
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At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Luckily, Harry's paralysis was only becaus he put both legs down one trouser leg
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At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Little did he realise the sprinklers were about to click on
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At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Luckily, Harry's paralysis was only because he put both legs down one trouser leg
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At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Someday my bicycle will come
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At 27th May 2010, rogueslr wrote:Somewhere to the left, a shadowy figure crept silently away from the Grassy Knoll.
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Comment number 11.
At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Luckily, the "Keep off the grass" sign had melted
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At 27th May 2010, Pendragon wrote:Bill awoke to find somebody had stolen his tent
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Comment number 13.
At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Yes, Inspector, his feet are pointing to where the ice cream van was parked.
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At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:The poor park-keeper had been grassassinated
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At 27th May 2010, sarahtrieste wrote:"Sleeping in the afternoon is like drinking a bottle of whisky in the afternoon - just don't do it."
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At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Later, the hijacked ice-cream van was found outside St. Trinian's
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At 27th May 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:That's the last time I buy a second hand parachute without getting it checked first!
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At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Meanwhile back at the office, the buzz was that the cover was missing from Steve's TPS report.
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Comment number 19.
At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Nick Clegg was the first casualty in the notorious Downing Street Mob Wars
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Comment number 20.
At 27th May 2010, schlimmbesserung wrote:CAUTION
Heavy Plant
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Comment number 21.
At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Keep on the grass
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Comment number 22.
At 27th May 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:I think it was Professor Plum, with the lead pipe in the garden?
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At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The grass stains would betray him at the water cooler later on
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At 27th May 2010, Tremorman wrote:One minute he was carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders, next he knew it was gone.
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Comment number 25.
At 27th May 2010, Billynug wrote:Birds and the bees, check. Laid on my back, check. I have relaxed, check......so why cant I feel the earth moving yet????
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At 27th May 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Man spends lunch hour pretending he's Gulliver and the daisies are citizens of Lilliput.
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Comment number 27.
At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:The Daisy Chain Gang claims its first victim
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Comment number 28.
At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Drive-by snoozing
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Comment number 29.
At 27th May 2010, Tremorman wrote:Rob was mowing away nicely when all of a sudden he hit reverse.
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At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Surrender in the grass
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Comment number 31.
At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:David Blaine comes to London to attempt the world record for keeping ferrets down one's trousers
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At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:After pigeons in St. James' Park adopt a scattergun approach, they claim their first victim
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Comment number 33.
At 27th May 2010, Billynug wrote:There was one more survivor of Oceanic Flight 815....Lost - The sequel
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At 27th May 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:As Frank dozed away the afternoon he already knew he was going to charge the time to 3 separate clients for their year end audits.
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At 27th May 2010, Tremorman wrote:Where's my skipping rope gone.
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At 27th May 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The boss will crucify you when he finds out you're gone
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At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:Protester is stunned when the Government goes ahead with building the M19, but with a revised width
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Comment number 38.
At 27th May 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Does poison ivy have three leaves or five?
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Comment number 39.
At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:I'm not going back to the office until I've managed to work out what actually happened in 'Ashes to Ashes'
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Comment number 40.
At 27th May 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:London mobbers take out a notorious grass
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At 27th May 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:70, 80, Phew, wot a scorcher!
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At 27th May 2010, vw_campervan_driver wrote:You were supposed to catch me not take a picture
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At 27th May 2010, MorningGlories wrote:If they're lying down, Mummy, does that mean it's going to rain?
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At 27th May 2010, Tremorman wrote:He really was PARKed and LEISUREd
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At 27th May 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Derren Brown causes mischief on his morning run.
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At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:Z feared he would be the next to suffer at the hands of the Alphabet Murderer
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At 27th May 2010, MorningGlories wrote:He'd taken the usual precautions - water, sunscreen, insect repellent, but he had quite forgotten how not to be seen...
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Comment number 48.
At 27th May 2010, rockhulley wrote:David Cameron was having problems with his new pair of One-Legged trousers.
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At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:After ex-PM Gordon gets a newspaper job, he announces "I'm Brown from the Sun"
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At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:Channel 5 announces a new series, "When Squirrels Go Bad"
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At 27th May 2010, Bob wrote:Dave's grass angel was rubbish
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At 27th May 2010, MorningGlories wrote:Thrown from the golf cart after missing that crucial last shot, he lay there wondering if he would ever see his golf clubs again.
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At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:³ÉÈËÂÛ̳1 starts filming a new series in which Dixon of Dock Green wakes up in twenty-first century London in "The Laughing Gnome"
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Comment number 54.
At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:Maybe a Ferrari engine in a lawn-mower wasn't such a good idea ...
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At 27th May 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:After a day strap-hanging on the Underground, Dave just had to have a rest
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At 27th May 2010, rockhulley wrote:"Surfing the Turf."
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At 27th May 2010, Tom Webb wrote:David Cameron's trust exercise on the Coalition team building day ends in disaster.
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Hyde Park's more violent alter ego became apparent after it changed into Jekyll Park
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At 27th May 2010, rogueslr wrote:When he woke the first thing he noticed was that someone had nicked his jacket, laptop and iPod.
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At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Retreats, snoozes and leaves
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At 27th May 2010, Tremorman wrote:New Olympic Isometric bars champion discovered, just needs practice on the dismount
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Hmm, thought Harry, maybe it was a fire-engine and not an ice-cream van ...
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At 27th May 2010, Presto West End wrote:Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said young man...
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At 27th May 2010, Liam wrote:Steve had been targeted by Ninja Squirrels again.
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Derek just wasn't very good at the old "Stop Me and Buy One"
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:There again, that steam-roller had been very quiet ...
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Derek's vertigo was definitely getting worse
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At 27th May 2010, Spraggy wrote:David was sticking by his pledge to get back to grass roots politics.
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Comment number 69.
At 27th May 2010, chameleontwin wrote:M, C and A were always late whatever the weather
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At 27th May 2010, Presto West End wrote:Out for the pollen count.
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At 27th May 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Like the grass, Kevin was half-cut
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At 27th May 2010, BuzzyBeyondBelief wrote:What was THAT I saw?
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At 27th May 2010, Perplexedponderer wrote:Robert decided to make the most of the sunshine before Eyjafjallajokull noticed and decided to do something about it.
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At 27th May 2010, Ty Du wrote:"Earlier this week, the mercury shot right up" - yes, right up his nose and killed him...
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At 27th May 2010, manxblackcat wrote:Mr Y WLTM Miss X. GSOH required
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At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Gene Hunt was worried about his colleagues - all he could see was the sky and some stars
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At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Well, the seed packet had said 'Sweet Williams'
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At 27th May 2010, bouji69 wrote:Snipers took advantage of Cameron's cutbacks on ministerial cars.
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Comment number 79.
At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Feeling hot hot hot
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At 27th May 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 81.
At 27th May 2010, Alan Gifford wrote:Parachuting businessman realises that he forgot something to put something on just before exiting from the aeroplane
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At 27th May 2010, Alan Gifford wrote:Lost: the unused ending
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At 27th May 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Long after the music stopped and all the festival goers had gone, they realised he was not in the back seat after all.
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At 27th May 2010, whofan wrote:Fleeing burglar realises he hasn't two legs to stand on...
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At 27th May 2010, rogueslr wrote:Tomorrow he vowed to do better, he definitely would make it to three sit ups.
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At 27th May 2010, ktj4010 wrote:[spoiler alert]
Dejected LOST fan feels the need to reenact the final scene of the series.
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Comment number 87.
At 27th May 2010, Presto West End wrote:There were swingeing cuts to implement, a cross-party government to manage, lower and middle income earners to look after, goddamnit even a whole constitution to reform, but Nick had got what he wanted and frankly, could no longer be arsed.
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At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Rain he could have talked about, but with good weather and no picnic basket, he just fell silent and she left.
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At 27th May 2010, Simon Watts wrote:Jim felt that sunbathing fully reduced his chance of getting skin cancer
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At 27th May 2010, BeckySnow wrote:"Ricky Martin's gay????"
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At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Brown's cabinet - where are they now?
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At 27th May 2010, Bangledancer wrote:"Hmmmmm" thought Bob. "The Kids were right after all - Grass really does help you to relax."
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At 27th May 2010, Bangledancer wrote:George's wife was in for one heck of a fine for littering ........
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At 27th May 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:"At least I won't have to worry about leaving a cake out in the rain," he mused.
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Comment number 95.
At 27th May 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:The designer of the new Routemaster bus is found and swiftly dealt with
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At 27th May 2010, nevertowin wrote:A council worker building up his flexi time
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At 27th May 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:Maybe Derek should try and find someone easier to mug than little old ladies
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At 27th May 2010, Bangledancer wrote:Sad discovery in case of missing "Snow Angel" competition finallist
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At 27th May 2010, LizB wrote:getting down to grass roots
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At 27th May 2010, Steele Hawker wrote:This Japanese knotweed doesn't half grow fast thought Harry as he sunbathed on his penthouse roof
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