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101 ways to kill time while waiting for Guns N Roses to show up: number 47

Tom Daley realises too late that his stage dive was from too great a height.

Axl Rose and his ego find out what Brits think of shoddy timekeeping.

Just practising for the backstroke bog-snorkelling event...

"Come and join us for a proper drink, Tony!"

Anyone for a game of stuck in the mud?

How not to crowdsurf.

Compo turns in his grave on hearing that "Last of the Summer Wine" is to finish

How not to get your wellies muddy

Then some idiot said "What would happen if everyone in China jumped at the same time?"

Archaeologists discover that, in fact, Wellington lost at Waterloo

Yeah, think that ones a No-Ball, Amir.

Whilst waiting, the crowd are entertained by Gumboots N' Roses

Tom Daley just couldn't get out of his old habits...

"When are Same Difference on?"

Why Axl Rose was late - his parachute failed to open

What zero emotional intelligence actually looks like.

Arthur Wellesley turns in his grave, again...

Reading Festival shocked by outbreak of dead spiders

Well that's one way to find New Zealand's capital city.

Looks like yet another protest at the axeing of "Last of the Summer Wine"

Have you seen my marmalade sandwich?

Farmer George insisted on checking what the Fesitval was doing to his soil

Put your feet in the air like you just don't care!

I don't know what I slipped on, but judging by the other festival-goers, it woulnd't have been a bar of soap

Employee with 'flu' spots his boss queuing for a baked spud.

The farmer finally found out where he'd planted the Wellingtonia

No, no, no - sunny side up and DON'T turn him over

Alls wellies that ends up wellies

"and yer left leg in and shake it all aboot..."

Great, had to have a midget just there, eh?

These boots were made for walking?!

This group's popular in Oz too.

"Me and my wellies.." A Tony Blair alternate title

I come from a land down under

Me gyro's gone wonky

That is a fabulous belt you have there, sir

After his latest trick, Neville was either going to end up dead, or with really great skin.

Aides Aid, raising support for those casualties of a life in politics, introduced it's latest poster boy

If you'd said we were coming to the Reading Festival, I'd have brought a book

We wanted to see grand standing not hand standing

Demonstrating the new Kama Sutra's position 134 was proving awkward.....

You've got male

Axl's new roadie goes the same way as the last.

OK, I’ve got a signal, can you hear me now?

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat, nothing up my sleeve...

There was nowhere else to put my hat and coat

How will I find you in the crowd?

Human tiddlywinks was an interesting concept between bands.

One if by land, and two if by sea

Trinny and Susannah make it very clear that wellies with cargo shorts are "what not to wear."

Feet of wey hey

The Giraffes couldn't believe how well their disguise was working...

"You stay where you are William - we don't want to start any more rumours"

Skyhook #fail

Jasper appeared to be the only one to join in the "Hokey-Cokey"

Finding himself suddenly rather sbort of money, Roy Clarke has another go at writing "First of the Summer Wine"

Always a lateral thinker, Brian decided to be knees and wellies rather than head and shoulders above the crowd. Unfortunately, he still couldn't see.

Finally, Harry admits de-feet.

I don't know what I slipped on, but judging by the other festival-goers, it wouldn't have been a bar of soap

(#25 correction)

Farmer George insisted on checking what the Festival was doing to his soil

(#23 correction)

Legs eleven was fine but organisers stopped the impromptu game of 'People Bingo' when 88 came out and Feltz + French became offened

I don't care who you used to lead Mr Kennedy, you're still not allowed into the Royal Enclosure at Ascot.

Axl Rose tried crowd-surfing, but found the audience were about half-an-hour late in catching him

It's twelve noon!

Everyone misunderstood Joe when he said he needed something from Boot's

Extreme welly wanging

Just can't shoot the whisky it seems

Nobody move! I've lost a contact lens.

Yeah, com'on ya booty

Hanging tightly on to his runaway Great Dane was his undoing......

Yeah, com'on wave ya booty

Anybody know a good chiropractor?

The world record attempt for lifting thousands of people fails after not convincing judges that they "held the camera 'upside down'"....

MI6 were taking no chances with this one!

I'm a sole man

At the Jehovah's Witness stand, everyrone is asked to "show us your souls"

Gordon "Take that Tony - lacking in emotional intelligence indeed"

You too could win a new Massey Ferguson tractor in this week's Young Farmers Spot the Ball Competition.

As the festivalgoers rushed to the next gig, Farmer Wilson's scarecrow stood no chance

That special moment to propose to Katie was suddenly lost on William as the crowd surged forward to listen.......

"The stone has definitely fallen out of the welly now, only I think it fell into my short leg"

the old ones are always the best...'say boots up side your head I say boots upside your head. Boots up side your head I say boots upside your head.....'

"If you take my phot now I am sure someone will be able to come up with a vuvuzela related caption"

"If you take my photo now I am sure someone will be able to come up with a vuvuzela related caption"

Put the lighter down now, Sonny.

Everyone step aside! Make way for the headless horseman!

Young Farmers Club charity bungee jump could have gone better.

Forget it - it was only a twenty p coin

Man stuck in wheelie bin not really bothered when Guns n' Roses start their set.

If anyone puts 'Last Of The Summer Wine: The Musical' and it makes the winners list I shall be very disappointed.

"Compo" signs off with some crowd surfing!

Britain's synchronised swimming team were dogged by the lack of facilities to help train for the Olympics

I'm wellie, wellie stuck guys!

I see Axl Rose got booted off the stage at Dublin too

Some scoundrel switched Compo's ferrets for meerkats.

Attempts at "Walking in the Air" didn't exactly go as planned.

Das Boot - "Up periscopes"

'Hey Madonna, we can use CGI to illustrate a forest of feet.'

Shake your Booty!