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Kinder Surprise!

I said I wanted a hat by YSL, not DHL

When the milliner is a DIY buff

Fashion weak

Who says yesterday's fashions can't be recycled?

I'd better be right - I don't fancy eating that hat

The designer clearly got confused between passing the hat around and passing the parcel

From our Mini Pearl line

Chapeau bottled

Postman Hat

Beggar's Opera hat

Yes, and we have a tap handle for the matching fascinator

This is what you can expect when the privatise the Post Office.

But it's a postal look like that

Postman Prat

Ascot on a shoe string

Talk about 'going postal', I know one designer who I'd like to shoot.

My husband won't let me unwrap it until ny birthday tomorrow

Confirmation that Kinder egg toys ARE getting worse..

Homelessness is no excuse for not looking fabulous

In the Battle of Britain anniversary year the model didn't mind the razor wire with trapped litter effect, but she found the mines a bit of a worry.

The style was so popular that everybody took a fence

S.W.A.L.K.

**Should have read:

Confirmation that Kinder egg toys ARE rubbish..

Lindsey Lohan's hobby was the talk of the prison

My husband won't let me unwrap it until my birthday tomorrow

(correction)

No, no! Get her off the stage, that’s the mock up, here the real one..

A bucket of barbed wire

And it comes with a matching bubblewrap vest

Yes, my husband used to be an Estate Agent, how can you tell?

So, why shouldn't our heroic female soldiers look armed and fabulous?

Jockeying for a rise again, Smithers?

If Blue Peter went into fashion ...

Preparations for the digital switchover were going well

Well it looked better when Blue Peter did it.

One woman's trash is another one's treasure

Wrapped attention

Clarissa was ever so stuck-up

When I asked if we were taping the show...

One size only: XS (to pay)

David ? It's all right Nick they can't tell it's me.

Cap and frown

I always buy a new hat whenever I feel down in the dumps ... well, the dupms is where I find the materials anyway

"You can laugh, but this time next year I'll be a milliner."

Well, if this doesn't get me a rise in my housekeeping then nothing will!

Mrs Moyles goes to Ascot

Hold it, Maria, one of your strands of hair is out-of-place

Just something I tossed together at the last minute. Why do ask?

New Royal Mail uniform unveiled for the new privatised mail service

Just something I tossed together at the last minute. Why do you ask?
(correction)

On the catwalk, ths is what the cat dragged out of the wheelie-bin

Back from Mexico City so soon?

That's so yesterday, darling

If the automated checkout says 'unexpected item in the bagging area' it's best not to argue.

Our head designer has a true rags to riches story

The price of the hat depended on the post-code shown

Garbage in, but garbage definitely not out

The Royal Mail apologised after Sheila's hat had been eaten by snails

What a Titfer, thought Gok.

When I said we would have to go through scanners...

The designer wanted to put his own original stamp on it

The wife of the Commonwealth Games chief architect proudly displays her husband's latest masterpiece.

I accidently left the real hat on the train, but I think I got away with it

But only Norman Hartnell was authorised to market it as the ROYAL Mail Hat

One size fits none.

Big Issue? Help the homeless!

Well, this is what it looked like after the postman had insisted on pushing it through my letter-box

Amazon cuts back on postal packaging.....

The organisers unveil the official authorised Commonwealth Games hat

Kinder was regretting allowing his four year old son to design and make a hat.

Hatty Jocques

Indian Officials are confident that uniforms for the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony will be ready on time.

Having upset animal activists with hats made of fur, the designer turned to using trawler nets that had caught dolphins instead

When I said I was going to Auchtermuchty, everyone said "Wear the box hat"

Shocking fit indeed, Reverend Spooner

The Ambassador's wife was ready to be posted abroad.

Fashion World Essentials:
A hat designed to capture flyaway hair......

Mad hatter

Thats hideous, he sooo should have used a red ribbon !

I'm Fedex up with the hat already

I see they've been trying that "cannabis to spiders" experiment again

Hats off to the fashion world

Parcel farce

Thisn is just a mock-up, of course - it'll be dynamically transformed
with the use of gaffer-tape......

I didn't say you should send the hat by TNT, I said you should use it on the hat

One passengers ingenious attempt to avoid excess baggage fees with Ryanair.

Poor Julia had had to go through an assault course to get to the Show

Thanks for that love, we'll keep you posted.

What the wealthy will be wearing after one year of Coalition government

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Earning kudos had never been so competitive.

Was James dreaming or was this the best game of pass the parcel he had ever played?

Lavinia was upset to find that, whenever she called on a friend, they were out (so she pushed a little card through the letter-box)

Oh no, Jess, you've been playing with the customers' parcels again, haven't you? said Pat

Kinder Aggugini introduces a hat for messy eaters - if you wear this, nobody will notice the stains on your dress

Austerity chic.........

The latest fashion for package holiday reps

When Karen went back to her little cardboard-box house, all the neighbours laughed at her dress

Why does the bomb disposal unit keep following me about?

Another bird gets tangled up in the flotsum of our oceans

Based on this example, the fashionistas are already predicting Ladies' Day theme at Ascot next year will probably be rubbish............