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Monte Carlo Raleigh

This wasn't what I was expecting when I signed up to be a cycle courier.

The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ putting up the picture with no comments box is just as cruel as making animals perform in circuses

This is a wheelie bad idea!

Illiterate cyclists misread sign as "Four cyclists only"

Government Information Film #257 : How to Cope with Narrow Cycle Lanes

And you say that if we take turns then the tyres will last a third longer?

At least it takes gamblers' minds off things whilst we have the casino redecorated

Boris Johnson’s original idea for the bikes was vetoed..

As cuts begin to take effect in the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ website, staff start to develop new skills

After scrapping the Nimrods, MOD boffins came up with a cheaper alternative..

Is that the definition of a mountin' biker?

Rehearsals for the new musical "Spidercyclist" were not going well

Remember the cyclists' motto - "Always carry a spare"

Spot the deliberate mistake, got it? Right, none of them is wearing a helmet.

Mary, do we have to do this everytime you forget your cycle clips?

Jane's new anti-gravity boots worked a little *too* well.

All this just because none of us thought to pack a puncture repair kit.

That's perfect, girls - now hold it there while I paint the road sign

Tandem, by committee

Watching this makes you yearn for the days when all circuses had were animals being mistreated

Tour de Frances

"Roll On - Roll Off" suddenly took on a whole new meaning.

Due to ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ cuts, the caption competition moderators are given their new company car

One way of missing the pothole!

The new series of "Miranda" takes a more surreal turn

And it's safer if we flip over on the ice

"The Cunning Stunts Bike Troupe" show Boris that they know the offside rule.

Tour de Pants

"I'm sure there's more to lesbianism than this, girls!"

The first bicycle converted to run on tramlines is unveiled

I think you'll find I'm level- and therefore onside, Mr Gray.

And who says cyclists are all on drugs!

The ladies' cycle team welcomed their new Australian member.

London's latest Pole Dancing Club was rather novel....

Alberto Contador's year off was going to be less relaxing than he'd originally planned.

The women linesmen obey Andy Gray's request to get on their bikes.

An attempt is made to boost viewing figures for the Tour de France.

Cirque de Foleil

Do it with bears and you're hired!

One member of the cycling team takes emergency measures as last night's curry kicks in.

We also do a nude version called "The Full Monte Carlo"

Er, Tanya, this isn't quite what I meant when I asked for a 'backie'.

Fancy forgetting the puncture repair kit. Fortunately, we brought the roof rack.

This way we can deliver easily in thirty minutes, but where do we put the pizza?

All the preparations were complete for Chris Boardman to come out of retirement...

Too late, Victoria Pendleton realised that she had been about to lap the pack

Allo, Allo, Allo......no safety helmets, lights or bells...your knicked!

How Amy Winehouse could be world champion #52 - The Tour de France

Billy Thicko's Circus

The Goodies updated for new series

Chopper-field's Circus

We call this the 'Sir Chris Hoy-her-on-top' manoeuvre.

Brace yourself Mavis, we're just about to loop the loop.

And to think I gave up a perfectly good roller derby gig for this.

The new movie is a cross between the Tour de France and Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

Flann O'Brien's great oeuvre, "The Dalkey Policeman" is finallt brought to the big screen

Trick cyclists? Yeah, they should see one.

Is that Queen I hear playing, Mabel?

And where exactly in the rules does it say you can't fill the tyres with hydrogen?

Now when you said you'd spin my head right round...

Take that, Lance Armstrong.

Tandem's a doddle

We don't need no stinking helmets!

Real women don't need a seat.

Oh dear, we thought you said you needed uniQUE cyclists.

Roll up, roll up roll up!

Of course we're wheel women. Why do you ask?

The Cycling Proficiency Test has changed a bit since my day.

So that's what they get up to behind the bicycle sheds

Our survey said...one in four cyclists think cycling is looking up in Britain.

The attempt to re-create "The Dying Fly" was not well received.

"It's not easy being the third wheel," lamented Sharon.

Auditions for the new "Stig" were not going as well as the Top Gear team had hoped

Quatre-astra-filles at velo-cité

How to deal with hiccups whilst cycling...

Honestly, there's got to be an easier way to use the high occupancy bicycle lanes.

What was that about a fish and a bicycle?

Circus Minimus

Gordon's dreams of a foursome were answered, but as luck would have it, he'd forgotten his spin shoes that day.

I think you'll recall that I was the one who said we'd have problems if we started recruiting Australians to the act!

Flann O'Brien's great oeuvre, "The Dalkey Policeman" is finally brought to the big screen

(correction)

Billy Smart's Circus? No, this is Billy Thicko's Circus.

(correction)

Renault's new 8WD wasn't as exciting as people had hoped

If Kubrick had done 'The Bicycle Thief'

Kate just couldn't work out how Elliott and E.T had done the whole air cycling thing...

"What do you call yourselves?" "The Aristocrats!"

I STILL miss my Brompton

Having pushed for additional cyclists in the circus act the latest member had to back pedal…

Stop your whinging. That's what you get for not carrying a puncture repair kit.

jet propulsion in...3...2...1

And you still reckon Lance isn't on anything?

Freddie Flintoff's new pedalo was sure to bowl a maiden over

"Keep practicing girls, and when you the three on the bottom wear the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter, this will look amazing!"

My first thought isn't "How?" but "Why?"

Watching them on the pavé is going to be fun!

She'd known her tyres would make Monte Carlo - or burst

Working in the circus you have to be prepared to do back to back shows….

I'm bending over backwards so they DON'T have to send in the clowns!

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