Your Letters
I've just clicked on a ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ link for live wedding coverage and got a message saying, 'Doesn't seem to be working.' Well that didn't last long, did it?
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne
Oh dear ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳... For the 7 Days Quiz, you ask 'Urban birds have bigger whats than their country cousins?' And then you chose to illustrate it with a photo of a pair of tits. Well, at least it brought out my inner Sid James...
Rob, London, UK
Regarding Monitor note (Thursday's letters): Would a monkfish liver mini-burger with umeboshi ketchup help? Oh dear. How uncivilised. Umeboshi ketchup? Never. It quite ruins the taste of monkfish liver. It's worse than pineapple on pizza, for which there is no excuse whatsoever. So there!
Raymond Hopkins, Kronoby, Finland
I found NEXT week's caption competition picture and winner here. Image 18. Lovely.
SteveD, Hamilton, Bermuda
I'd just like to get a final "I'm not interested in the wedding" comment in, before it's too late. Thanks.
Ray, Turku, Finland
Surely, as I must be one of the very few at work today, I must stand a good chance of having a letter published.
Phil, Leeds