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This week it was bicycle-riding robot Murata Boy performing during a demonstration at Japan's biggest consumer electronics show in Chiba, near Tokyo.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Vicky S: It was Gulliver's dream to persuade the Lilliputians to abandon their cars for more carbon friendly transport.
5. Pendragon:
It looks good, but where are we going to fit the pizzas?
4. Gray Gable:
Each day, after the end of filming, the Star Wars crew just mucked around.
3. SkarloeyLine:
Top Gear first victim of "smaller ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳".
2. SimonRooke:
Unfortunately he later failed a drugs test when testing positive for WD40.
1. Bainbo:The Imperial Stormtroopers could no longer deny the effects of the military spending cuts.
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Comment number 1.
At 6th Oct 2011, Mr Snoozy wrote:Seconds later cries of 'Strike' filled the bowling alley.
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Comment number 2.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:That'll certainly be a help around the home
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Comment number 3.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:It was Murata Boy's first time without stabilisers
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At 6th Oct 2011, Mr Snoozy wrote:"Look Murata Dad - no stabilizers!"
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Comment number 5.
At 6th Oct 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Another day, another dollar... cast member rides home after a day filming new Smash ad.
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Comment number 6.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:Easy Androider
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At 6th Oct 2011, BeckySnow wrote:The UK version jumps red lights and rides on pavements.
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Comment number 8.
At 6th Oct 2011, Mr Snoozy wrote:Sorry Pendragon - your stabilisers at no.3 wasn't shown when I did no.4!!
Great minds and all!
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Comment number 9.
At 6th Oct 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:Brain the size of a planet and all they get me to do is ride a bicycle.
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Comment number 10.
At 6th Oct 2011, Sam wrote:Just get on the back. This bike can carry at least two.
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Comment number 11.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Japan unveils its latest robot - Robo-ris Johnson
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Comment number 12.
At 6th Oct 2011, Mr Snoozy wrote:Murata Dad was cross when his boy wanted to do a wheelie, but then he realised, Murato Boy had never been taught 'Learn to walk before you run'....
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Comment number 13.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:But I wanted something to help me with the cleaning, Darling
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Comment number 14.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Are you sure this isn't a rerun of Tomorrow's World from the 1960's?
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Comment number 15.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:He's good, but he''ll never pass his cycling proficiency test
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Comment number 16.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:In answer to the world population boom, Japan launches its new 'population shrinking' programme and plans to have 'shrunk' most of its country by 2015
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Comment number 17.
At 6th Oct 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:The hardest part in creating the first robotic cycle courier was teaching him to cyle through red lights and on the pavement.
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Comment number 18.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:We call her Daisy ... and she sings too
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Comment number 19.
At 6th Oct 2011, BaldoBingham wrote:The hardest part in creating the first robotic cycle courier was teaching him to cycle through red lights and on the pavement.
*spelling amendment*
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Comment number 20.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:We'd enter him in the Tour de France, but we're worried the pavé might damage his circuits
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Comment number 21.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:It looks good, but where are we going to fit the pizzas?
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Comment number 22.
At 6th Oct 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Robot looter nicks compact fridge.
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Comment number 23.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:The stigs son found alive and well
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Comment number 24.
At 6th Oct 2011, Bangledancer wrote:Fly! Fly my pretty......
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Comment number 25.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Japan had already entered him in the Tour de France as C3PO Armstrong
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Comment number 26.
At 6th Oct 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Only Japan could develop a robot that suffers from punctures
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Comment number 27.
At 6th Oct 2011, Pendragon wrote:And, if C3PO will bend over, we can use him as a bicycle rack
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Comment number 28.
At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:And this model has a quad bike core processor
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Comment number 29.
At 6th Oct 2011, TheSamePeopleAlwaysGetPicked wrote:It may be slower, but it has more intelligence than Mark Cavendish
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Comment number 30.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:The JOB AD's
Tiny policemen required for miniature version of robo-cop in toytown II
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Comment number 31.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kitwemiller wrote:? the future remake of E.T.
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Comment number 32.
At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Murata is apparently Japanese for 'useless'
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Comment number 33.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:Launching the new byte-cycle
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Comment number 34.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kitwemiller wrote:Robot wars goes retro
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Comment number 35.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:small, yet beautifully formed
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Comment number 36.
At 6th Oct 2011, Bangledancer wrote:"The Knees.... The terrible knees!!!!"
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Comment number 37.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:Woody didn't much like his new space-cowboy suit
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Comment number 38.
At 6th Oct 2011, BeckySnow wrote:Engineers say he's almost there but comes a cropper if he tries to bounce down shopping precinct steps on his back wheel.
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Comment number 39.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:...it was a dream 3P0 never thought could ever come true, yet here he was (with his own legs!) riding a bike and feeling the wind in his face
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Comment number 40.
At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Not only is he designed to be a chess grandmaster, but he can make his own way to the venue too
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Comment number 41.
At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:It's also available with a dual core processor ... but you'd need a tandem for that
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Comment number 42.
At 6th Oct 2011, Bangledancer wrote:As monster movies went, the script was ok: but the special effects were pants.....
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Comment number 43.
At 6th Oct 2011, Cairngorm McWomble wrote:Paperboys were safe for a little while longer as murata boy still couldn't manage the Sunday Supplements.
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Comment number 44.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:starship daytripper
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Comment number 45.
At 6th Oct 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:BT are looking at this as a backup to solve their broadband network problems.
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Comment number 46.
At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Apple unveil the Veloc-iPede
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Comment number 47.
At 6th Oct 2011, Bill Tasker wrote:But even as this model was being demonstrated, rumours were rife of a model twice as powerful being developed by Tandem Computers.
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Comment number 48.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:the boffins are still working on a tandem version so that Murata girl can ride out with her man...
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Comment number 49.
At 6th Oct 2011, Peter N wrote:Mark Cavendish : beneath the legend
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Comment number 50.
At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:The designers Christened their creation Bot Model Ten, but everybody shortened this to BMX
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Comment number 51.
At 6th Oct 2011, bradmer wrote:124 mega-bikes of pro-cycling speed
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Comment number 52.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:he was in trouble, he was late... as he had promised Murata mummy and daddy that he would be home by 5 o'clock!
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Comment number 53.
At 6th Oct 2011, JimmyG wrote:Conrad Murray brings out his next witness...
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Comment number 54.
At 6th Oct 2011, Candace9839 wrote:That's funny, it looked bigger on eBaY
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Comment number 55.
At 6th Oct 2011, Peter N wrote:The SMASH robots needed no second asking when approached by Halfords.
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Comment number 56.
At 6th Oct 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:Easy Rider, the Tron years.
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At 6th Oct 2011, Candace9839 wrote:And we've programmed him not to ride in the street at his mummy's request
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Comment number 58.
At 6th Oct 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Finally, the answer to Lance Armstrong
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Comment number 59.
At 6th Oct 2011, bradmer wrote:Velo-drone.
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Comment number 60.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:new use found for old compact discs
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Comment number 61.
At 6th Oct 2011, Candace9839 wrote:In the face of budget cuts, ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ welcomes new tea boy
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Comment number 62.
At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Unfortunately, Murata Boy was find for cycling whilst Smash'd
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Comment number 63.
At 6th Oct 2011, PurpleGladys wrote:Japan launches new recycling campaign
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Comment number 64.
At 6th Oct 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The biggest problem to date is finding playing cards small enough for him to put in the wheels
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Comment number 65.
At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:It was 9.27, and the Millennium Falcon was due to take-off in only three minutes!
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Comment number 66.
At 6th Oct 2011, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:Hasbro were keen to get their 'Mark Cavendish' Transformer in the shops for Christmas.
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Comment number 67.
At 6th Oct 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Must..peddle...faster...
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Comment number 68.
At 6th Oct 2011, bradmer wrote:Spinal Tap curse strikes again:
" = inches
' = feet
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Comment number 69.
At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:He was guaranteed to win the Tour de France with that jet pack on his back!
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Comment number 70.
At 6th Oct 2011, bradmer wrote:Life Sized Robot launched by Giant Man
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Comment number 71.
At 6th Oct 2011, johnc wrote:Murata Boy was ecstatic. He rode it around the living room for hours and never even bothered unwrapping his other presents.
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Comment number 72.
At 6th Oct 2011, bradmer wrote:I bet it still cycles through red lights!
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Comment number 73.
At 6th Oct 2011, rogueslr wrote:Unfortunately. he later failed a drugs test when testing positive for WD40.
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Comment number 74.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:So that's what M.U Ratboy, Gary Neville, looks like without the bumfluff
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Comment number 75.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:It'll go really fast if you put your metal to the pedal
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Comment number 76.
At 6th Oct 2011, johnc wrote:Tiny cyber super hero, Home Appliance Boy takes to his spin-cycle.
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Comment number 77.
At 6th Oct 2011, Ian Cranston wrote:all I did was ask for a slight cost of living increase - I thought On Your Bike mate was a little harsh!
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Comment number 78.
At 6th Oct 2011, johnc wrote:Daisy wheel, Daisy wheel, give me your answer do....
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Comment number 79.
At 6th Oct 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:In the next phase, we set him loose in the city bicycle lanes to train him on evasive manoeuvers.
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Comment number 80.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:Of course, when it's finished, it will look like he's carrying a box of Bran Flakes
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Comment number 81.
At 6th Oct 2011, RandomDave wrote:"Pick on someone your own size"
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Comment number 82.
At 6th Oct 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:I know I said our funding for a bicycle courier was being cut, but just how big a package can he carry?!
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At 6th Oct 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:A puncture kit will be included in the next release.
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At 6th Oct 2011, RandomDave wrote:In protest over energy consumption at the show, some delegates chose to cycle home
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At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Poor Murata Boy had been hoping for a Maserati
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At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:Contestant reduces size at BM-X-Factor-y
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Comment number 87.
At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:Kryten a bike
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Comment number 88.
At 6th Oct 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Initial experiments using a penny-farthing had been a disaster
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Comment number 89.
At 6th Oct 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Richard Hammond insists his new bike is tested first before he rides it.
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At 6th Oct 2011, Kudosless wrote:The work to develop a cycling robot had all been in vain, as the contestants in the Triathlon all shorted out in the swimming event
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Comment number 91.
At 6th Oct 2011, Vicky S wrote:It was Gulliver's dream to persuade the Lilliputians to abandon their cars for more carbon friendly transport.
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At 6th Oct 2011, PeeJayEll wrote:Theresa may say that he can't be deported because of his pet robot, but Ken Clark couldn't possibly agree.
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Comment number 93.
At 6th Oct 2011, Vicky S wrote:Unfortunately, by the time the miniaturised paper boy had been perfected most people had taken to reading the news online.
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At 6th Oct 2011, PPD wrote:Lord Tebbit steals the show in Manchester with the relaunch of his new, improved, Onyorbikeabot
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At 6th Oct 2011, PPD wrote:The new iPed
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At 6th Oct 2011, dancato wrote:Transformers 4: Rise of the Congestion Charge
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At 6th Oct 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And he can be programmed to seek out fat bottomed girls...
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At 6th Oct 2011, PPD wrote:Objects in the rear view camera may be closer than they appear
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At 6th Oct 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Sadly, Murata Boy was always late, as he could never see the clock on his stomach
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At 6th Oct 2011, PPD wrote:Steve Hoi
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