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What’s up, lost your va va voom?

After the accident, the troupe file their insurance claim

Crash Tests results show that if nothing else, the dummies are getting more life like.

This car sure is a babe magnet

Years of work in a wind tunnel spoiled by 10 ballet dancers on a Zebra crossing!

Well, we won't be using THAT pedestrian crossing again

Press Release - 'Peugeot say that there is a cheaper way to get the suspension lowered on their new 208 model'

Ways to avoid being identified by Speed Cameras, #208

The way the driver hit poor Sebastian, this ballet will have to be "The Nutcracker"

..and this model comes with snooze control.

And the car's so light, you only need nine people to steal it

George Antheil's "Ballet Mécanique"

No, no, no. It’s how many people can you get IN the car..

Swan Lake performers in Covent Garden faced higher risks after the area was de-pedestrianised!

The police pulled him over for being a ballet nuisance.

If this car were an Audi, the slogan would be "Vorsprung Durch Nussknacker"

Always the same at this time of year, you wash the car and within minutes it's covered again...

George Clooney goes into his local Car Wash

Redneck Joe Lowery felt putting deers' antlers on the front of his car was too cissy

Indian railways launch their first taxi service

Sorry about the marks on your nice clean car, Mr. Wilson, but have I passed?

Derek didn't like just having his sexual conquests' names on his sun visor

This was Eric's plan to stop traffic wardens from puttnig tickets on his windscreen

Mime new set of wheels

When I stopped at the traffic lights I only agreed to having my windscreen cleaned

Sorry, mate, but the car wash has run out of shammies

The first fully convertable on the market

once you can afford one of these you have to put up with a lot of hangers on

We wanted to go for the record, but lost the keys and decided to improvise

Tom Cruise found a windscreen-washer bottle full of cow urine usually got rid of the fans

The local garage offers free F1 pit stop service

All the other mechanics tried to help out poor Eric when his tie got caught in the bonnet catch

'Sexing up the competition' obviously had lost something in translation

Pimp my ride

When Peter Stringfellow got home, he didn't want his wife to see all the dents he'd made in her new car

Squatters in the car park again?

Rather than mark his roadkill with Notches on the steering wheel, Jezza Clarkson just supeglued them to the pointof impact

So you like your graduation present then?

If the bodywork gives cause for concern a quick rub down with a damp edition of what car will cool you down

It's better than washing the wind screen at intersections, I suppose.

10 models in one

Peugeot react quickly when told that Renault have been specially training pigeons for the occasion

Vroom with a view.

Just had to drive through the park, eh?

Disgruntled Caption competition entrant mows down ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ website team responsible for last weeks technical hitch

The problem of cyclists not obeying traffic lights had reached epidemic proportions.

Welcome to the Road Chill Cafe.

It's not my fault officer, I asked Siri for directions, she told me to drive through the pedestrian mall.

But does it come with a cup holder?

Maybe using superglue instead of rivets was not such a good idea, eh?

Prang's People

Virgin staff are instructed to help protect Richard Branson's new car from the rain

Oh no, you lot have lost the key again, haven't you?

Pan's People unveil their new routine to "The Bump"

Of course we'd lose benefits if we failed to provide mobile garaging services as part of the work experience program.

Sorry, the Guinness Book of Records says it doesn't count unless all your feet are off the ground

The manufacturer had a cunning plan to disguise that the car wasn't quite finished yet!

Are you sure they said they'd look after your car, and it would only be 50p?

Jeremy Clarkson had forgotten to put his underarm deodourant on that morning

Built by robots that look just like humans

Kylie's All the Lovers - the car commercial.

Don't worry. I'll get rid of them. I'll just turn on the windscreen wipers.

These dancers aren't very good, are they?

No, we hired 'Pants People' by mistake.

The new people carrier

"Did they like your new car, dear?"
"They were all over it like a rash!"

(attributed to PD!)

Which model would you like sir?
I'll take the sexy little one in the white dress.

I thought you said this dogging spot was quiet and secluded?

David Cameron had a novel way of shielding his car from assassins' bullets

The radio station must have got it wrong again the DJ said It's raining men

We used to be tree-huggers until we bought a Peugeot

Prince Charles and Camilla can't even have a night out at Sadler's Wells without falling foul of militant students.

This isn't a Motor Show - it's a Motor Hide!

Well, Mr. Clarkson, it sure beats fluffy dice hanging from the interior mirror

Peugeot try to hide from the public the fact that their new 208 is just a revamped Morris Minor 1000

The anti-motoring lobby always overreacts to plans for new motorways

Sergei Polunin's colleagues did their best to prevent him from quitting

Supposedly built to beat the congestion charge

This sort of thing will soon stop as soon as stalking is made illegal in Britain

"Ok Jean-Phillipe, you are right...NOW ze superglue, she works!"

Tiredness can kill. Take a break.

The Transport Minister today reminded young people that car sharing usually works best if you are actually INSIDE the car.

Strongmen train for the next time President Obama visits Ireland, to lift his car over any high entrances

You'd better pull in and scrape those pedestrians off the windscreen, they're affecting your visibility.

Taking "pedestrian friendly" to a whole new level

A day trip to France and you could have Asylum seekers hid on your car on the return journey.

Wheel clamping is now offered as an extra service by Royal Ballet.

And next week, the ballet company will be performing "Van Lake"

Students rush to the rescue after motorist accidentally leaves the handbrake off

Swan Brake

And this new model is so sophisticated it can make a cow become Catholic - yes. it's a convert-a-bull

"Taxi for Mr Mourinho"

Hey, voiture think you're doing?

Nicole's children finally meet her Papa

In New York, they have the Yellow Cab Co. In Paris, it's the Red Cab Co.

Hey, wrap-around front bumper is a description, not an order.

Will this bonnet catch never work?

Swiss city suffers epidemic of pedestrian road rage

Anybody parking in Bob Guccione's place gets "sexy-clamped"

Human trafficking: You're doing it wrong!

Hey, these dancers from Warsaw are brilliant!

Yes, but I actually asked you to get some polish on the car.