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This week, two youngsters stand next to a Budweiser Clydesdale horse for a photo in Kansas City.
A small quantity of kudos to the following:
6. rogueslr
Even the most gullible couldn't believe the before and after shots in the new Veet advert
5. Mr Snoozy
New LadyShave poster released!
4. Woundedpride
"The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ understands that G4S has now widened the scope of recruitment to include those not thought eligible for a security role at the Games previously"
3. Valerie Ganne
Mr Stringfellow, are you standing on your head again?
2. The Coachman
Trust me to be behind HIM in the queue for the toilets
1. alex
As they waited in the queue for the club, it was clear which party goers had been taking Ketamine.
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Comment number 1.
At 12th Jul 2012, Rob Falconer wrote:Flip-flops and clip-clops
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Comment number 2.
At 12th Jul 2012, Pendragon wrote:Perhaps having Wilson, Keppel and Betty as the pantomime horse wasn't such a good idea
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Comment number 3.
At 12th Jul 2012, Valerie Ganne wrote:Two's company, three's a Clydesdale
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Comment number 4.
At 12th Jul 2012, Mr Snoozy wrote:New LadyShave poster released!
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Comment number 5.
At 12th Jul 2012, Raven Clare wrote:That's the last time we appoint Ronnie Corbett as official photographer
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Comment number 6.
At 12th Jul 2012, Nick Fowler wrote:Kansas? I've a feeling I'm not with Toto any more.
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At 12th Jul 2012, Steele Hawker wrote:Her Majesty inspects 1st Battalion The Queen's Hippies
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Comment number 8.
At 12th Jul 2012, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Buddy, the Budweiser Clydesdale, began to suspect the identity parade was rigged
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Comment number 9.
At 12th Jul 2012, Reeve Burgess wrote:Ministry of Health public information film #2556 : never wear flip-flops when there's a horse around
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Comment number 10.
At 12th Jul 2012, Martin Walter wrote:So, you really wanted someone to handle horses ... not to sandal them?
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Comment number 11.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:Mel Brooks remakes "Blazing Sandals"
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Comment number 12.
At 12th Jul 2012, Valerie Ganne wrote:Clydesdale shocked at seeing naked pantomime horse
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Comment number 13.
At 12th Jul 2012, Raven Clare wrote:The latest YouTube hit is of two girls and the horse they've trained to do handstands
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Comment number 14.
At 12th Jul 2012, Rob Falconer wrote:The two whistle-blowers wished to keep their identities secret after showing how Ugg boots are really made
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Comment number 15.
At 12th Jul 2012, Pendragon wrote:What do you mean, the hotel insists we're going to need two bedrooms?
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Comment number 16.
At 12th Jul 2012, Steele Hawker wrote:When Sheila took Neddy to see "The Godfather," she realised she might need a friend to help calm him down afterwards
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Comment number 17.
At 12th Jul 2012, Nick Fowler wrote:The Lilliput Police have issued this photograph of the horse thieves they wish to interview
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Comment number 18.
At 12th Jul 2012, Reeve Burgess wrote:People with O2 find it's quicker to use a horse these days
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Comment number 19.
At 12th Jul 2012, BinarySpeaking wrote:Pictionary clue. . . Six feet under in Kansas. . . That'll be Jesse James!
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Comment number 20.
At 12th Jul 2012, Martin Walter wrote:Waiter, there's a long blond hair in my boeuf bourguignon
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Comment number 21.
At 12th Jul 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Hay, if the shoe fits...
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Comment number 22.
At 12th Jul 2012, Dry Boak wrote:the photographer went on to become a leg-end
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Comment number 23.
At 12th Jul 2012, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Trust me to be behind HIM in the queue for the toilets
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Comment number 24.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:I have absolutely no idea what kind of creature that is, but I bet it sure runs fast
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Comment number 25.
At 12th Jul 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:We're toasting four kegs good actually.
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Comment number 26.
At 12th Jul 2012, Valerie Ganne wrote:In the queue for auditions for the seventh Star Wars episode, the girls realise they have very little chance of being given the role of Chewbacca
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Comment number 27.
At 12th Jul 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Far(tier) from the madding crowd.
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Comment number 28.
At 12th Jul 2012, Raven Clare wrote:The Horse of the Beer Show
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Comment number 29.
At 12th Jul 2012, MorningGlories wrote:Two of these steeds is not like the other.
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Comment number 30.
At 12th Jul 2012, Rob Falconer wrote:This year's Strictly Come Dancing line-up looks even more interesting than usual
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Comment number 31.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gray Gable wrote:Proof that the Wombles were actually much bigger than originally thought..
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Comment number 32.
At 12th Jul 2012, Pendragon wrote:We might be queuing for our dole money, Chantelle, but at least WE're not going to be made into glue
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Comment number 33.
At 12th Jul 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Far(rier) from the madding crowd.
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Comment number 34.
At 12th Jul 2012, Nick Fowler wrote:Don't worry about your legs, Dobbins. Mr Coppola won't be interested in those.
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Comment number 35.
At 12th Jul 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Is it drafty in here or is it just me?
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Comment number 36.
At 12th Jul 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Why the long face?
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Comment number 37.
At 12th Jul 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The lager and the short of it.
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Comment number 38.
At 12th Jul 2012, Steele Hawker wrote:Black Velvet Beauty
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Comment number 39.
At 12th Jul 2012, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Five knees (including one po-knee)
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Comment number 40.
At 12th Jul 2012, MorningGlories wrote:Has anyone seen a small white dog?
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Comment number 41.
At 12th Jul 2012, rogueslr wrote:Even the most gullible couldn't believe the before and after shots in the new Veet advert.
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Comment number 42.
At 12th Jul 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Is it draughty in here or is it just me?
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Comment number 43.
At 12th Jul 2012, Scott Humm wrote:Head and Shoulders releases a new line of horse shampoos for the Equestrian events at the Olympics: "Hoof and Saddles".
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Comment number 44.
At 12th Jul 2012, littleDickie wrote:"...and for farrier of the month of July, Hoofs 'R US..."
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Comment number 45.
At 12th Jul 2012, Frankonline wrote:"Dad, how long do we have to stand here with this shovel ? Not long now dear, He's raising his tail."
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Comment number 46.
At 12th Jul 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Can you believe they chose Heineken?!
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Comment number 47.
At 12th Jul 2012, Dyeb wrote:Its Jake the Peg, didle lidle lidle dum
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Comment number 48.
At 12th Jul 2012, Polly S wrote:The latest Hockney
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Comment number 49.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gray Gable wrote:The fashion for tiny ickle doggies that would fit in your handbag was SO yesterday..
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Comment number 50.
At 12th Jul 2012, Dyeb wrote:Just a bit of harmless horseplay
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Comment number 51.
At 12th Jul 2012, Tremorman wrote:En route to the toilet kim noticed jills bag was a rather od shape
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Comment number 52.
At 12th Jul 2012, MagnumCarter wrote:The Unusual Suspect
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Comment number 53.
At 12th Jul 2012, MagnumCarter wrote:Here I am, buck in the middle with you...
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Comment number 54.
At 12th Jul 2012, rogueslr wrote:Normal for Norfolk.
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Comment number 55.
At 12th Jul 2012, Tremorman wrote:A five foot horse? I thought they measured them in Hands
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Comment number 56.
At 12th Jul 2012, Reeve Burgess wrote:Hey, this film director looks sick - he must be Horse Unwell
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Comment number 57.
At 12th Jul 2012, Martin Walter wrote:"Bigfoot - The Movie" was breaking all box-office records
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Comment number 58.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:That horse whisperer was useless - Dobbins here coudln't understand a word he said
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Comment number 59.
At 12th Jul 2012, BeckySnow wrote:The horse isn't as gassy as the Budweiser :D
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Comment number 60.
At 12th Jul 2012, Valerie Ganne wrote:The John Wayne season at The Roxy was a big success
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Comment number 61.
At 12th Jul 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Some pedicures just aren't worth the tip.
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Comment number 62.
At 12th Jul 2012, Raven Clare wrote:Of course it's not inappropriate to name a horse after a beer - have you ever been to Clydesdale?
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Comment number 63.
At 12th Jul 2012, grazvalentine wrote:Grace, your hula skirt has slipped!
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Comment number 64.
At 12th Jul 2012, Nick Fowler wrote:I got gold, Sharon got bronze, and Ned here got Hi-yo Silver
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Comment number 65.
At 12th Jul 2012, Reeve Burgess wrote:Of course, entering all these captions is going to be a complete waste of time if the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ is powered by O2
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Comment number 66.
At 12th Jul 2012, Mike Newcastle wrote:Sally's plan to go for a 'brazilian' in her lunch break was scuppered when she saw the queue.
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Comment number 67.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:That horse whisperer was useless - Dobbins here couldn't understand a word he said
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Comment number 68.
At 12th Jul 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:It's a Captain Oates moment.
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Comment number 69.
At 12th Jul 2012, John Ledbury wrote:Oh grandma, fleece leggings are so 1970.
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Comment number 70.
At 12th Jul 2012, Martin Walter wrote:Pan's People reforms, and, this time, Pan is actually one of the dancers
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Comment number 71.
At 12th Jul 2012, Rob Falconer wrote:"Oy!" yelled the bouncer, "YOU can't come into Stringfellow's dressed like that. Yes, you, you with the long blue dress, get out!"
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Comment number 72.
At 12th Jul 2012, Pendragon wrote:Delboy had told her it would cost half a pony to get into the club
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Comment number 73.
At 12th Jul 2012, grazvalentine wrote:You can get off your high horse - I'm first in the queue.
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Comment number 74.
At 12th Jul 2012, Steele Hawker wrote:Clare Balding was spotted going to the party with a friend
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Comment number 75.
At 12th Jul 2012, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Let you into my club wearing flip-flops? You must be joking! You with the Ugg boots - you're in!
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Comment number 76.
At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:I told you not to book your insurance through Lloyd's. I just got a meerkat toy, and you can leave that at home.
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Comment number 77.
At 12th Jul 2012, BeckySnow wrote:The queue at the cinema for Drays Of Thunder.
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Comment number 78.
At 12th Jul 2012, grazvalentine wrote:You can lead a horse to Budweiser but you can’t make it drink.
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Comment number 79.
At 12th Jul 2012, BeckySnow wrote:The trusty steed of Sir Burpalot.
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Comment number 80.
At 12th Jul 2012, penny-farthing wrote:"Er,Mum,did you pack your razor?"
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Comment number 81.
At 12th Jul 2012, rogueslr wrote:You know Gina, I'm so hungry I could eat a ..... Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you standing there.
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Comment number 82.
At 12th Jul 2012, BeckySnow wrote:"Did you put on a tasteless skirt to match the beer?"
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At 12th Jul 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Only schools and horses.
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At 12th Jul 2012, Rob Falconer wrote:Look, I like Scandinavians, so of course I said you could bring a Norse ...
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Comment number 85.
At 12th Jul 2012, MagnumCarter wrote:UGG summer collection tries to stand up against the competition.
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Comment number 86.
At 12th Jul 2012, grazvalentine wrote:How to photograph a gift horse.
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Comment number 87.
At 12th Jul 2012, Valerie Ganne wrote:Mr. Stringfellow, are you standing on your head again?
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Comment number 88.
At 12th Jul 2012, Mr Snoozy wrote:The Hokey Cokey was going well until some-one noticed Red-Rum didn't have a right leg...
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Comment number 89.
At 12th Jul 2012, Raven Clare wrote:With all these elevated sections of the M4 closed, the horse is the quickest way into London
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Comment number 90.
At 12th Jul 2012, Pendragon wrote:I don't normally take him to the theatre - he's still a little nervous after seeing "Equus."
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Comment number 91.
At 12th Jul 2012, Nick Fowler wrote:I don't care about security - I just think it's stupid having only the one entrance to these equestrian events
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Comment number 92.
At 12th Jul 2012, MorningGlories wrote:"And in other news, a pantomime horse has gone missing..."
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Comment number 93.
At 12th Jul 2012, Steele Hawker wrote:Have you seen the price of the food in here? I thought I'd better bring a snack with me.
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At 12th Jul 2012, sarahtrieste wrote:Mummy doesn't believe in shaving her legs.
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Comment number 95.
At 12th Jul 2012, Dragndrop wrote:Can you top that?
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Comment number 96.
At 12th Jul 2012, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Yeah, my Mom always cuts people's heads off when she takes a photograph
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At 12th Jul 2012, Gurney Nutting wrote:A horse queue? Nah, this is a pony tail.
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At 12th Jul 2012, beachcred wrote:Yes, I also heard that the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ was a bit nervous about pictures of the heads of animals after the the Vietnamese fish story.
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Comment number 99.
At 12th Jul 2012, Reeve Burgess wrote:I must be doing something wrong. I keep pulling, but I can't get any beer out of it.
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Comment number 100.
At 12th Jul 2012, Martin Walter wrote:It was such a cruel firing squad, but at least the horse was allowed a cigarette
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