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Actually, I came as a zebra, but I’ve been sunbathing a lot

Actually, I support Colin Montgomerie, but this was the only outfit left in the shop

The only thing that gives the game away that this is not a real tiger is the wristwatch

The Open? I was really looking for the 100 Acre Wood.

Tiger wouldn’t

Katie Price demonstrates how difficult it is to apply mascara when travelling on a bumpy road

Tiger would certainly have something to write in his big cat diary when he got home

Kellog's Frosties sponsor the 2012 Open.

My golf coach says I must be the Tiger to play like one.

Am I a tiger? I've never tiged in all all my life.

A tiger?! In St Annes?! Must have escaped from the zoo.

Shirley Bassey had brought something along from her bay

Actually, I was hoping for a Puma sponsorship.

"Mum!" "Look I know where Dad and my pyjama's are!"

It was the first time David Attenborough had ever played golf, and all his fans had come along to support him

Dale Winton had been sunbathing behind a fence again

I thought we needed to beware of the lynx, actually.

So this is what playing golf in India is like. The worst we've got to contend with in Surrey is hedgehogs.

What's that lyon' on the ground? No, it's definitely a tiger.

Unfortunately, like Colin Montgomerie, the tiger liked a snack on the green.

Bagged by the shotgun start was he?

Tiger, tiger, gurning bright ...

The Club Secretary would indeed have had something to say about it if he hadn't been inside the tiger

Some left-handed people go to extraordinary lengths to disguise themselves..

"i tawt i taw a puddy tat........." said Tiger to his caddie.

And here we see Nick Faldo during the final moments of ingestion

And then, from out of the Woods, came Piglet and Pooh...

Lancashire Police would like to apologise for the disruption caused to the Open Golf Championship, but felt that reports of large striped cat warranted clearing the course with armed response vehicles and a helicopter.

Christian Bale regrets a misprint as he promotes his latest Catman film

Disney management question viability of Olypmic advertising for new Sher Khan (2012) movie after suffering embarassing wardrobe malfunction at Lytham St Annes.

Photo call for Cameron's launch of Britain's tiger economy is unconvincing.

Lytham St Annes Council regrets putting G4S in charge of security at the local zoo

G4S admit it might have been a mistake to hire students just after the end-of-term parties.

Isn't it just amazing how they can cut those stripes into the grass?

This is an endangered species.......his sanity being the endangered part.

Well, at least it won't be hungry. It's still struggling to swallow Peter Alliss.

The crowds cheer as the new 2012 mascot eats Wenlock and Mandeville

Tiger Tiger Burning Bright,
That tee shot was absolute..... rubbish!

Dying for a cup of Tiger Brand Coffee...

Although Derek desperately wanted that last bun at the ‘Winnie-the-Pooh’ themed picnic, he was rather more worried that he was the only one there..

But surely it's obvious I'm supporting Roary

The tiger began to wonder why his camouflage was no longer working

"Tigger won't look quite so frightening when he falls in our Heffalump trap" thought Piglet, Pooh, and Peter Allis...

With the help of a free comma the Big Cat, Watch 2012 production team took the spending cuts lying down.

Nike upset about Tiger's endorsement of the Ping striped suit.

Kellogg's Frosties launch their new "Spot the Ball" competition.

I'm not lion when I say that last bunker was a bear. Oh my!

Swallowed whole in one

G4S have confirmed there will be no need to recruit further security staff after their African colleagues agreed to assist

Looks like Tiger hoisted the Claret Jug a bit too many times...

Geoff heard we were going to have an Indian summer so he was just getting in some practice

Tiger gets a hole in onesie

Tigger put on a brave face, but still felt a bit iffy after a heavy night out in Blackpool

ROYAL Lytham St Annes? Now I’m King of the Jungle!

Looks like Tiger hoisted the Claret Jug a few too many times...

Ernie Els gets a Frostie reception at Royal Lytham

For his next marriage, Tiger would insist on a pre-nuptial claws

Tigger had just discovered where Pooh was hiding

After complaints about a film of a lion eating a gazelle in Sir David Attenborough's latest series, the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ decides to shelve scenes of a similar nature at this year's Open

I don't care if he is an endangered species ...shoot him!

Tiger thought he had hit an albatross on the 16th. but closer inspection of the feathers showed Owl was just toying with him...

It's not Tiger, he's always a Lion

Idea # 100 for Zoo's to cope with the budget cuts

Proof that golf really is a Big Game

First Santa, now Tony the Tiger! Next you'll be telling me that the Easter Bunny isn't real too.

The result of Tim Henman forgetting to charge his sat nav for Wimbledon

With all of his shenanigans Tiger had created a circus

And suddenly, with a loud burp, Ernie Els vanished from view

Damn, no long grass.

After days without eating, the tiger was hoping to see lots of birdies

The rough's not just long Tiger, its a jungle out there

"But you say there's still the risk of a Tiger defeat?"

"That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right ..."

Cutting a rug at the Open

Kitch Cat Club

The gophers were having none of it. The tiger was going down.

He's harmless....so long as he's fed club sandwiches.

It was so hot at the nudist camp that David Dickinson's hair colouring started to run ...

In the ruff? Don't you mean meow?

He's a four eye 'un.

We're not out of the Woods yet!

How much does Tiger win every year? Ocelot of money!

Well now it seems the cat is out of the golf bag.

Goldfinger was determined to win the rematch against James Bond

When presented with the photographic evidence Romney said he could not recall the event but was confident no malice was intended.

Stripe me pink

Golf is GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

The Tiger Who Came To Tee

"Did you bring your cubs ?"
"Yes, Driver, Putter, Iron, Wedge,............. "

As the Olympics loom, now even the golfing professionals have gone on stripe

"Apparently this Tiger doesn't just eat blondes."

My sat-nav was way out? I wondered why the fancy dress bog snorkelling course was a bit on the firm side.

The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ regretted hiring Ang Lee to direct their Open Golf coverage

"I ate all the other animals. The birdie was delicious, The eagle was divine, the Albatross was a banquet, not keen on the bogey though."

G4S's new measure to frighten terrorists away from the Olympics is unveiled.

Peter Allis' fancy dress outfit got a Frostie reception.

I thought we needed to beware the lynx, actually.

No wonder the golfers said how treacherous the rough is this year!

Rain keeps people away in droves - but there's still a roar from the crowd.

Once again, David Attenborough is accused of filming some scenes with animals not in their natural environment

Yeah, I hear Disney are sponsoring this year's Open