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That didn't hold King Kong down, so I doubt it'll work this time

Don't let the cat out of the bag!!

Thank goodness Superman's still around with his foot-pump

When it fell over, you should have heard the Sonic boom

NYC police department's anti drink and float campaign netted numerous offenders.

Critics were not impressed by the new film "Gulliver's Travels, sponsored by Sega"

Nobody's going to run over THIS hedgehog!

It’s alright lads, I got the Rottweiler..

Road Hog

The net result was gridlock.

The float at the back is not a celebration of the Moon Landing but a giant litter tray.

Yeah, we used the Statue of Liberty's stockings

Traffic builds up after pipes burst due to poor plumbing by two Italians

"In the case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules..."

Luckily, Mario just managed to avoid being crushed by Sonic's huge fist

New Yorkers unveil their strategy to capture the Giant Gold Rings at the next Olympics in Rio 2016

How did we get it in the net? We asked Arsenal's back four to stand in front of the opening.

At the recent Presidential elections, nobody could beat Obama's high score

Critics dismiss The Hobbit, claiming Peter Jackson has just merged out-takes from his productions of The Lord of the Rings and King Kong

Crowd gathers to see Liberty of Statue

The President had called for greater transparency regarding net exports.

I'm Flotsam and he's Jetsam.

Under President Obama, inflation was really getting out of hand

"Well, that's another nice mesh you've gotten me into..."

Sega unveils its new cartoon character Kudos. Every winner of this week's ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Magazine Monitor Caption Competition will win one.

Read my lip - no more taxis.

It was all going fine until Occupy Sixth Avenue decided to make their point about deflation.

Wall Street ponders net inflation figures

In a land populated by superheroes, when you've got a puncture you need to call on ... Bicycle Repair Man!

Now I see why they can't just share the hedge...

Pest control New York style!

There's even an inflatable Willy Wonka BFG here - someone asked for a blow-up Dahl

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"The common problem with putting out nets this size is one tends to accidentally catch rare bluefin hedgehogs."

"Look, Sonic, SOMEONE's got to be the new Wenlock and Mandeville..."

One little girl was so upset to hear they were blowing up Mickey Mouse

Even with half their houses blown down, and the remainder flooded, the Americans sure know how to prioritise their budgets

However, the assassin's attempt to ruin the day for everyone was foiled by one spectator's hastily-applied Elastoplast

Well done, Macy's. I can't see Comet organising anything like this in Britain this year.

After years of being the side-kick, Tails was finally going to get the glory.

NYPD take down another jaywalker!

Owing to the dimensions of the revamped Sonic, the new game could only be played on an IMAX

Sega unveils Sonic the Hugehog

UltraSonic!

"I'm fastened down, Who's got the right screwdriver, so would you call him please"

These huge hedgehogs were beginning to be spotted all over Alamogordo ...

Sorry, Darlings, but with President Obama still in power, we can't afford turkey, so it's got to be hedgehog

That’s the last time I leave a saucer of milk out for the hedgehogs.

Sufferin Succotash!

"Dinsdale? DINSDALE!"

Dinsdale Piranha had thought himself safe in New York, but Spiny Norman was still out to get him

It took SEGA to inflate this one!

Which idiot forgot the litter tray!

Sorry, Mitt, I know it's not much of a running mate, but it's a lot better than Sarah Palin

I said "inflation, balloon payments and hedge fund speculators"
Not "inflate this baloon for the hedgehog spectators"

Call Tiggywinkles stat! Tell them they're gonna need a considerably bigger rescue pen.

Benetiz was pulling out all the stops to ensure Chelsea win their next game

"Now I am in the air so to speak, avoiding lamp-posts and the like, feeling only a bit like
George Formby..."

Gwapplin in the undergwoth David Bellamy's closley guarded discovery was finally unveiled

We're gonna need a bigger float.

As the tribute gets under way, everybody suddenly realises the Americans never really understood Beatrix Potter

The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ inflates what it hopes will be its most inoffensive DG yet

Looks like SEGA are hogging the limelight here...

Sorry, no pun-nintendo

My name's Sandy and I'm coming to a street near you.

A gin and Sonic please...

We may not have electricity, but we have helium!

Hurry, we have to get the NYSE up.

Everything's bigger in America - even roadkill

Doctor Who wants me to make him another screwdriver?

Hedge fund down again? No, it's the hedgehog this time.

Who kicked the plug out?

Yes, I know it's bigger than a Thanksgiving turkey, but you're going to have a surprise when you start to carve it.

I'm going to base jump off a fiscal cliff.

Man on ground: "Now that's what I call a fist bump."

It had been considerably more difficult to get rid of the Chelsea mascot.

The reason Sonic isn't going anywhere is due to the amount of gold coins he has collected on the way here.

It's Thanksgiving stupid!

Giant inflatable supplied by NASA, Houston, Texas. Puncture repair kit provided by D. Trotter, Peckham, London.

Road Quill

He's big, he's blue, he knows where the net is. Rafa Benitez could feel his first signing coming on.

Can curl but can't swim, Stickly-Prickly, that's him.

He just hit a car and killed it!

Well, after the Presidential elections, we've got to do something with all that hot air

I'm getting my prickles back under Obamacare.

The Doctor's sonic screwdiver clearly needed recalibrating

For Gawd sake, don't give it milk!

Felix Baumgartner's latest record attempt gets underway in New York City.

The "Where's Sonic?" series of picture-books were not proving a success

Thumbs up on on the blue track suit from Fashion Police Central.

It's to celebrate 60 years in London's Glittering West Endâ„¢. Wait a minute, that's not Mickey!

The Beast is captured! Residents of Tunbridge Wells can sleep easy in their beds tonight.

Crowds gathered for what turned out to be the easiest game of "Where's Wally" on record.

Essex Police braced themselves for another round of reported "Lion" sightings

Strapped down and with Ronald McDonalds head uncomfortably close to his posterior, Sonic was feeling more than a little vulnerable.

SEGA announces "Where's Waldo 3D"

Is it (Black) Friday yet?

Felix prepares for his next challange.

Having misread the hashtag, hordes of strange New Yorkers turn up for Susan Boyle's album party

Your right, Mr. President... There wasn't enough room to swing it.

Me - how?