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"And if you fob me off with a John Lewis scarf this year, I'll rip your head off too."

Anyone got a bowler hat?

A carrot? Pah! Do I honestly look like a vegetarian?

"Frosty? You're g-r-r-r-reat!"

"Eat your heart out, snow leopards!"

Burning bright? I only wish I were.

.... and with the yellow snow, I'll be making a submarine !!!

We've been mates since the start of winter

"I used to be a ball boy at Swansea, but this is less Hazardous"

I'm bored! I think I'll go and set off the bar-code scanners in the Gift Shop.

Proof that tigers are unable to understand the concept of pointing

We ripped the head off this one. It must be dead - it's gone quite cold.

Help! He's feline me up!

The Ice of the Tiger

Look, this isn't working, love. Why don't we try "The Snowman and the Snowdog"?

This is the last one, lads. David Attenborough must be in this one.

Tyger, Tyger, burning bright
Quick, hug some snow,
Before you set the forest alyt!

Pooh was pleased with the audition for a new Tigger. Maybe this one would be less bouncy and hopefully he'd bite the head off that manic depressive Eeyore.

And the monkeys made the arms out of old windscreen wipers ...

OK - that's enough ice now - best get the Gin and Tonic in!

Leave 'em, lads. We'll come back and finish them off in the Spring.

"We're walking in the aaairrrrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!"

Freezy tiger.

What's that? The lions want to have a quiet word? They say that as an apex predator they feel I'm letting the side down building a damn snowman!

"And what God has joined together, let snowman come between them"

Sorry I misheard, so we are supposed to be advertising Esso.

And in a survey, 5 out of 6 tigers said they preferred Siegfried.

Told you we should have worn matching sweaters for our christmas picture

Cheapskates! Always trying to fob me off with frozen food.

What's that, Tesco's are looking for content for their new burger range?

The Frost family Christmas newsletter photo summed up their year quite accurately.

Tesco's Frozen Food strongly refutes rumours concerning tiger bread.

Well. He wouldn't give me the ball back, would he!

'ere Terry, ever seen a yellow snowman?

Watch this.......

"Is it art? Is it art? Listen, I eat critics for breakfast."

"That's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet."
"Yes, I am pretty good for a snowman, aren't I?"

Calvin and Hobbes - the movie.

I'm redefining the perception of the tiger in nature. OK, when they investigate, then I'll pounce!

Extinction! Extinction!

Listen tiddles, come back here in the spring and tell me all about your extinction.

And the answer to yesterday's dingbat was "snowcat".

Do you want to tell him the man from the Environmental Agency was only joking?

The Ice-Cream Man

As with many sequels, Life of Pi II (Adventures in Narnia) wasn't as good as the original.

Tiger enjoyed checking out the frozen food department.

Longleat's Managing Director apologised for the tiger's escape and assured the public that "Heads will roll".

"I'm baltic."
"Really? I'm Sumatran myself."

Is he coughing up snow-balls?

"When I said 'Grab me an ice cold tiger', I thought you were going to the bar."

Ten minutes on de-frost, then, yum yum, it's dinner time.

Edited footage from the Doctor Who Christmas special.

"Tastes like frozen chicken."

Tiger's New Year Resolution NOT to start with the head didn't last long.

The EA's snowman appeal certainly had a lot many takers than they anticipated

** 2 stars - "It's no Alien Vs Predator" (³ÉÈËÂÛ̳'s reaction to new film 'Life of Pi Since The Day After Tomorrow')

Tiger waits for snowman.

"....and this is my mate Frosty, Heeeeee's great!"

This part of Longleat is called "Tiger Woods".... where you'll also find Cheetahs!

The snowman had a mounting worry that it wasn't going to make it through the day safely.

The tiger realised which snowman the ranger was hiding in when yellow snow began to appear ...

The one I feel sorry for is that poor ranger who went to find out who'd painted his zebras orange

His name's Wight. Snowman is an island.

Kanga and Roo weren't going to get away this time!

Here we go again! You get some monkey or other off your back and then this happens.

As Snowy and Tigs posed for photos, they were blissfully unaware of the giant stick insect approaching from behind.

Tigger wasn't convinced by the longevity of his new urinal.

Numbers of the endangered species are dwindling fast and come the thaw on Sunday there won't be any snowmen left.

Tony had now crossed number 32 off his bucket list

Tiger, tiger,
Burning bright.
I wonder who set
You alight?

That tiger sure would have something to write in his big cat diary when he got home

Aahhhh - that's better.
I must remember - 'After chopping chilli, always wash hands BEFORE going to the loo!'

But you made the snowman and then asked me to get a tie, grrr!

Andrew Lloyd Webber wanted his new production of Cats to be more edgy.

If you try to hide the ball again, I'll get my friend Eden round, ok?

This is what they give us for food. All fluff and no substance. We want equal access to the single safari park without all the rules on what we can and can't eat. I call a vote. Do we want to stay in or get out?

We've been eaten by the tigers of Longleat

Mabel here went to the ball as a snow leopard, and I won the prize for the most realistic costume. Mooooooo!!!!

Peekaboo

OK, so it's exactly Rodin, but at least he had opposable thumbs

I think now is the time to tell you you were adopted, Tony

The latest ad campaign for Frosties wasn't the best of ideas.

It's supposed to be a Donotello..

New dancing on ice contestant Richard Parker smiles coyly at his new found fame, frosty Judge Jason Gardiner poses expressionless as usual.

I signed a lucrative contract to pose for this picture. Now I'm wondering if there is a get-out claws.

And now here's Survivor singing "Ice of the Tiger"

When Furry met Snowy.

Shere Khan do anything in this cold

Thank you Sir Trevor.
Who's Next?
Yes Mr Dimbleby, your question?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a tigger? A snigger.

They both froze when the tiger approached them but Shorty soon lost his head.

Sure it's a lady tiger. Think how pretty the kids will be.

"Our future together may be limited but I cherish the day we met" said teary-eyed Tiger.

Definitely fur-coat weather

These snowflakes taste awful ... and I've been advertising them for decades!

OK, Tigger? The minute the Ranger walks past, you burst out and sink your teeth into his leg.

It's the poor cameraman inside the snowman that I'm worried about

Sabre looked more than a little embarrassed when he was caught building a snowman.

Although best known for his TV work, Tony was captivating as Montecore in the Siegfried & Roy story

The Big Fur-eeze

Every time, the Ranger comes around and demolishes my handiwork in his 4x4. OK,this time, I've built the snowman around a tree stump.

The camera was purchased in Jessops? Its worthless and lets eat it.