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William Crawley | 14:38 UK time, Friday, 20 July 2007

BSDS-Mens-IBringNothingto-2T.jpgOk, it's not a competition. I posted on a great T-shirt which John Toal saw in Belfast ("I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE") and you've been suggesting other, suitably philosophical, legends emblazoned on the said garment. If this was a competition, the winner would be Samuel Be, who suggested some terrific religious T-shirt legends. Let me know if you come across one of these this summer.

CATHOLIC:
Father forgive me for this T-shirt.

PRESBYTERIAN:
Calvin rocks my world.

METHODIST:
Oh for a thousand T-shirts.

BUDDHIST:
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

BAPTIST:
I totally immerse this T-shirt every day.

Pentecostal:
Hands up if you love my T-shirt.

HUMANIST:
No-one designed this T-shirt.

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  • 1.
  • At 02:55 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • george wrote:

William,

You're looking very tanned in the photo...although the belt is a mistake.


You have been very quiet about the crisis of trust that the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ is facing ... anything you would like to confess...?

  • 2.
  • At 03:55 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • SARAH wrote:

i LIKE THE BELT ACTUALLY.

  • 3.
  • At 04:25 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

The line given to the Humanist is inaccurate. Humanists have no problem with people designing things, including teeshirts, so to claim that no-one designed it has no ironic connection to Humanism.

"None of the following traditional deities designed this tee-shirt: Zeus, Thor, Jehovah, Krishna, Mohammed, Jesus, George Best,...." would be more appropriate, though it would require a Stephen Nolan size tee-shirt to carry it.

  • 4.
  • At 06:34 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Flower Power

Total Depravity

Unconditional Election

Limited Atonement

Irresistible Grace

Perseverance of the Saints

  • 5.
  • At 08:46 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Here’s a T-Shirt for and here’s another for all my .

  • 6.
  • At 11:18 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Alice M wrote:

Les,

You humanists have a great sense of humour. I'm falling all over the floor here!


  • 7.
  • At 02:40 PM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • freddy wrote:

Great evolution T shirt: shows a fish with Darwin written inside it, instead of IXTHUS.

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