成人论坛

If the 成人论坛 ever decided to enter a team of their own into the Olympics then they would probably have me on the shortlist for the or maybe the modern pentathlon. While I'm not exactly , I am one of Auntie's sporting all-rounders.

Rugby union's certainly the day job, but you might also hear me talking tennis from Wimbledon, rowing from the or from Tower Bridge. I used to do football as well, but I never thought it'd catch on as a national sport, so gave it up.

Beijing will be my fourth Olympics, commentating on a third sport. I'll also enjoy a second .

Once I've helped provide the soundtrack to the opening ceremony on 5 Live, I'll be matside in the and hall for TV.

Fours years ago in Athens, I sat through the misfortunes of the . In Sydney, I sat on the steps of the Opera House wondering if the . And in with Boston's Sam Adams. (Don't worry, it was a and I paid for the trip).

Should there be time in Beijing away from the intricate business of disentangling my , then I'll seek peace in an i-pod unhealthily full of heavy rock and folk music while wondering if there's anywhere to buy .