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Eddie Mair | 13:16 UK time, Friday, 30 March 2007

which regular frogger sent this? It's me with a Becks...
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  1. At 01:23 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Suits you, sir.

    I salute you!

  2. At 01:25 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Gillian wrote:

    Eddie, you look like Jeremy Clarkson's younger brother. YEUGH!

  3. At 01:27 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Looks like a bit of domestic violence is evidenced. Who or what hit you?
    Yours Aye,
    ed

  4. At 01:27 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Rachel wrote:

    Hee hee. Can Big Sis do some other versions so that we can choose our favourite Eddie, please?

  5. At 01:33 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Stephen, Leader of STROP wrote:

    Don't do it Eddie

  6. At 01:34 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Gladys Friday wrote:

    Eddie, you look like a chat show host. :-)

  7. At 01:35 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Rachel, are you SURE about that? After all, I rarely duck a challenge ....

  8. At 01:41 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Aagh! Gillian, I thought that too! For a split second I thought "Oh, do we have to have Clarkson on the blog?"!

    Please Eric, don't do it!

    Big Sis, you are a very, very bad girl today!

  9. At 01:46 PM on 30 Mar 2007, witchiwoman wrote:

    Big Sis - you truly are...well, words can not express it! (in a good way of course :) )

  10. At 01:53 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Anne P. wrote:

    So that's where my hearthrug went

  11. At 02:01 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Shades of David Dickinson!

    Minus the Tango-man fake tan.

    Si.

  12. At 02:08 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Joe Palooka wrote:

    Noice syrup.

  13. At 02:11 PM on 30 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    FIFI!!!! - Eddie's got your cat on his head!

  14. At 02:12 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Oh dear!

  15. At 02:34 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Appy and Simon:

    No need to insult Eric! he looks nothing like the gents you mention.

    And you had the nerve, Appy, to take me to task for saying I thought there was a passing resemblance to Elvis? - and you're talking CLARKSON!?! Gasp!

  16. At 03:01 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Carl wrote:

    It's Eddie Hair!

  17. At 03:11 PM on 30 Mar 2007, silver-fox wrote:

    Eddie,

    Watch it or there'll be Hell Toupee!


  18. At 03:11 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Well the jeremy Clarkson is an acceptable comment - but really Si, David Dickinson!!

    Could have said Dale Winton I though, that could have been worse!

  19. At 03:36 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Jonnie - NOOOOOOOO! Never Jeremy Clarkson! Eddie's, well, much much too dashing, svelte, sophisticated, and nice for that. And certainly not Dale Winton.

  20. At 03:36 PM on 30 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    Big Sister (15)

    "Passing resemblance to Elvis"? But he's been dead for years . . Oh sorry . . see what you mean.

  21. At 03:46 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Gillian wrote:

    Welcome back, jonnie, and thanks for the stunning photos. Hope your trip went well. Everything's spick and span at the Cransley!

  22. At 03:50 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    All I can think of is A Flock Of Seagulls!!!!

  23. At 03:51 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Vyle Hernia wrote:

    Carl (16) Good spot. Now, how do we get the continuity announcer or the newsreader to say tonight, "Time for PM, with Eddie Hair," or "Now, back to Eddie Hair"??

  24. At 03:55 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    RJD (12) : Just what I was thinking.

    "Daisy -- get back in the airing cupboard, NOW!!!"

    Actually, even Becks doesn't really suit a Becks.

    Fifi

  25. At 04:11 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Foxy pun!

  26. At 04:25 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Big Sis, I can't help it -- that's what I saw! What a shock! And you can't blame me: You did it to him!!! :-)

    There have been a few suggestions for petitiions today. Can we make "Please Eric, don't get the Becks hairdo" a priority?

    Silver-Fox (17) Hahahaha!

  27. At 04:35 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Maybe I should set up in the 'makeover' business. Perhaps I could even do a makeover on Clarkson (?!)

    So, what hairstyle for Eric, then? Suggestions welcomed.

  28. At 04:57 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Perky wrote:

    Mair Hair!!

    Less is more, Eddie, we love you just the way you are. Good pic though - have you thought about adopting the Beckham headband look as well?

  29. At 05:14 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Either a Mohican, or a perruque

  30. At 05:32 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    But, Aunt Dahlia, a perruqe is a wig isn't it?

    Just what are you implying?

  31. At 05:41 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    How about ?
    xx
    ed

  32. At 05:45 PM on 30 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    Ed I (31) Hahahaha. Is that your beard?

  33. At 05:53 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Molly wrote:

    Anyone remember 'Up Pompei!' ?

    Mollyxx

  34. At 06:06 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Yup. Well spotted, RJD.

  35. At 06:16 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Now Molly, that's unkind. And I wasn't meaning to be unkind.

    All I wanted was to make Eddie's wish come true.

    Honest!

  36. At 06:23 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Gillian wrote:

    Ed I (31) Great photo! LOL

  37. At 08:03 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Big Sis - thankyou!!!!

    ah.... nice work with the ol' Barbershop there... actually, maybe I should go to your barbers... usually I use Bics but a Becks..?


    and tsk tsk RJD (13) - bit of a Mrs Slocombe moment there..?

    [ahem]

  38. At 08:38 PM on 30 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    whisht - you wouldn't believe the number of things that I think of but don't dare commit to the blog!

  39. At 08:50 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    just wanna give a big up to the moderators tonight.

    I've posted 3 (4?) times tonight and the things come up really quickly. and kinda irrelevant as noone's reading but still really good service!!

    just wanted to put something positive up about moderation.

    As far as any service level agreement is concerened they're obviously on top of it tonight.

    And just as obviously their SLAs aren't concerned by quality.

    thankfully

    :¬.

  40. At 09:31 PM on 30 Mar 2007, admin annie wrote:

    I think it was very brave of Mr Mair to post that, although I don't see how a passing reference to a resemblance to Mr Clarkson can be anything other than flattering.

  41. At 09:42 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Molly wrote:

    Big Sis

    Always the best policy!

    Isn't he just great, though!

    Mollyxxx

  42. At 11:23 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Admin:

    I agree wholeheartedly with you that he was most brave to post it.

    It's one of Eddie's great qualities that he has a great sense of humour, and I think he understood that no malice was intended.

    But, Admin, I could never regard any comparison with Mr. Clarkson as flattering.

  43. At 11:42 PM on 30 Mar 2007, Angelic Rippoff wrote:

    Well, Eddie, such sultry good looks - Who could resist?

  44. At 11:58 PM on 30 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Well as I see the photo, poor old Eddie looks as though Jeremy Clarkson has driven over his forehead with a particularly muddy 4x4. Otherwise, what IS all that brown stuff?

    And is this really the latest hairstyle for the fashion icon that is D Beckham? How come I hear (& see) more about him on this blog than anywhere else? Just what are those magazines lying round the PM office? Surely not "Hello" "O K" & the like?

  45. At 12:25 AM on 31 Mar 2007, Val P wrote:

    As I'm reading the Blog backwards (as usual) I seem to be having even more difficulty understanding what's going on. My divinations show that Big Sis is giving everyone a makeover? Yes? No?
    Perhaps I'd better process further back to make sense, how many threads were there today?

  46. At 09:13 AM on 31 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Val - frankly, I think if the above is an example of Big Sis's makeover skills, she won't have many more clients queueing up for the service! It's not everyone, just Eddie, in response to one of his wilder flights of fancy in the "Shall I change my hair?" series he trots out every so often for the blog. I think the answer is pretty obvious, don't you?

  47. At 12:15 PM on 31 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    I can think of only one thing that would be worse than being 'made over' to look like Clarkson: That would be having a transplant of his "personality".

  48. At 01:24 PM on 31 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Good point, Appy, good point! But he also looks so ..... flacid, doesn't he? Not sharp like Eddie.

    No, never, ever compare Eddie with Clarkson. I could even relinquish my pacifist tendencies in that cause!

  49. At 04:19 PM on 31 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Yo, Brother Eddie. Someone's bin messin' wit yo' head.

    For real.

    Si.

  50. At 12:17 AM on 01 Apr 2007, wrote:

    I haven't seen Becks modelling it... but it just looks like a good old-fashioned comb-over to me!!

  51. At 02:07 AM on 01 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Sis (48), I think the cause of the similarity (having given it further consideration just now) was that the hairline you have given Eric in this 'ere picture is very low, which makes his forehead look short and his face look long. Now this may be a natural effect of putting a Beckham on a Mair, but it alters ones perception to make him seem less like himself and more like someone-vaguely-familiar-with-a-short-forehead-and-long-face. Clarkson is the ultimate in 'short-forehead-and-long-face', so, on first glance, my brain tried to make sense of the image and grasped at that. I wouldn't for one moment suggest that Eric looked anything like Clarkson under any other circumstance.

    Does this explanation go far enough to ensure that the not-so-vague threat of violence is withdrawn??? :-)

    'Flacid' is an excellent word or Clarkson, btw.

  52. At 11:00 AM on 01 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Appy: Your explanation makes total sense. I did, incidentally, when doing Eddie's makeover, study the shape of his head in relation to Beck's and tried to get it right.... but I think if Eddie DID try the style for himself, he'd be wise to go for a shorter fringe.

    Glad you liked the Clarksonian adjective. And, you may be sure, it would take a great deal to make me violent! :o)

  53. At 11:08 AM on 01 Apr 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Giggle!

    Should have been posted today (April 1)

    You do look a bit Clarkie, Eric. Not a good idea.

    Big Sis, you are a one!

  54. At 11:52 AM on 02 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Frances O: Eddie is no April Fool. In fact, Eddie is no fool .......

  55. At 01:50 PM on 02 Apr 2007, Molly wrote:

    Big Sis (54 ish)
    Dead on!!!!


    Bet Clarkie's soooooooo flattered by all this- time to stop, don'cha fink?

    Mollyxx

  56. At 02:23 PM on 02 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Molly:

    More than happy to stop the references to JC. I'd not want to flatter him - flatten, maybe, but never flatter ....

  57. At 10:32 PM on 02 Apr 2007, Molly wrote:

    Big Sis (56)

    I hope you didn't think I was meaning you, BigS-I was meaninng me, us, them-no-one- certainly not you!
    I'm sure your makeover business will thrive(grovel, grovel)..
    It'ss just that I can't BEAR the ' flattened' one !
    Suspect I'm sounding spiteful! don't mean to- think I'll pop into the beach and look at jonnie's lovely photos.

    Mollyxx

  58. At 11:40 PM on 02 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Molly:

    Neither can I. Bear Mr. C, I mean. But really really really NOT. Even the thought of him makes me cringe.

    No need to flatter me - And I don't think I'd get v. far with any makeover business, do you? Wishful thinking on my part, I'm afraid.

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