The Beach
What is the Beach?
It鈥檚 a place to go when the stresses of your real life need relieving. Sometimes it is fairly quiet and you might feel like you鈥檙e the only one around, but you can leave your 鈥榝ootprints鈥 for others to find later on. Othertimes it is the home for a real party, with constant gossip, leg-pulling, rumour, innuendo, chit-chat and weirdness.
If this were a forum (and it sort of is because we post responses to each other, not just to Eddie, hence our term for ourselves 'Froggers', a combination of forum and blogger) then the beach would be the off-topic area.
It's a tropical location, no matter the time of year it's always warm and pleasant there.
Sunrises and sunsets are spectacular, the evenings balmy. It has a number of different locations; the Nick Clarke waterfront bar; the smokers corner; Fido's Run for the dog-walkers; the Naughty Step and many others.
How do you find your way around? There is no direct answer to the question.
The beach is a moveable feast, literally. It will be renewed by our Lord and master Mr. Edward de Mair each Friday morning. This is because we have found in the past that when the number of posts exceeds about 600 the entire thing becomes unwieldy and unstable. A case of the beach turning to quicksand.
Froggers often leave bottles / glasses / trays of their favourite tipple on the bar for others to sample, not to mention big / small eats.
There is a herd of camels who frequent the sands, which froggers are very fond of. There are sun-loungers, so you can take it easy and catch some rays. Quite often the late-night attendees will have a barbie.
It's a fun place, with only one real rule; Be nice to each other; we are ALL chums here. New Froggers are ALWAYS welcome.
The real debate happens on the other threads. The beach is a place for banter, whimsy, relaxation and friendship, where jarring comments are not particularly welcome. There are certain very mild protocols, which you tend to pick up as you go along. So slip your shoes off, feel the sand between your toes, relax and enjoy yourself.
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My, it's nice to be first onto the beach this morning!
Now can someone point me in the direction of the NC bar and a hammock, it has been a while since I've been down.
(Is that a camel????)
Lovely clean sand, better tidy up the bar to match.
I've made some fresh English Breakfast and there's Java or Blue Mountain for the coffee drinkers.
Wonder if Gillianian will get her tickets for this evening?
Right, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself for having been for a jog around the island already, so I'm making breakfasts for those that want it. All orders should be in by 10:30am to be sure of being made....
Well, there's a thing! A raft on the beach just down from the NC bar. I wonder where that came from?
Morning froggers. Who would like some of my mother's very healthy and very delcious home-made muesli?
Hmm Museli. I'll pass, but if some-one can point me at the barbeque, I'll rustle up some bacon butties - anyone got some veggie "bacon"?
Morning peeps, I see the pirates have run aground on the Northern Rock :)
Appy.....please.....holds out really big bowl....
Dont 'spose you have any goats milk have you?
Awfully kind of you to offer Appy, but I don't suppose you'd have a bacon sarny on white bread with brown sauce about your person?
hm, english breakfast, just the ticket! Thanks Anne.
And Appy, thanks for the museli, yum (lovely with some Rache*ls organic yog). I feel quite virtuous, feeling inspired by FF and may go for a jog.
Toodle pip
RJD (4)
that will be the pirates wot ran aground on Northern Rock!
Choice, choices, choices! Tea, coffee, full breakfast, home-made muesli, bacon butties . . . Don't suppose anybody has any fadge? - that's Irish potato bread for the uninitiated
Ffred (3) Thanks for the offer - I'll have the works, please, complete with fried bread and black pudding!
Anne P (2) Sadly, no. It's a school ''do'', as part of their Anniverary celebrations, so it was always going to be a ''closed shop'' anyway. It's my own fault for not looking at the Beeb website more often....I actually know someone who works at the school, so I may have had a chance of a ticket, if I'd realised! To add to my misery, I've also recently found out that I've missed ISIHAC
in Brum next week!
You know what they say....ignorance is no excuse :o(
Ffred, would you please add grilled tomatoes to that order.....and toast with lashings of butter....
RJD..sorry no fadges, will midges do?
RJD;
By the usual curious Beach co-incidence there happens to be a big plate of fadge over there awaiting your pleasure.
It's Friday fry-up time. Mmmmmmm.
Si.
DIY (7) Hahaha. Goats milk? There's a goat over there with the camels -- do help yourself!
Peej (8), I'm afraid I couldn't entertain a bacon sarnie with anything other than ketchup... brown sauce indeed!... By the way, can you settle an argument for me? Are you pronounced "peej" or "peejay"?
just going to do a spot of wind surfing before the weekend arrives and I depart for a bookshop jobbie in Belgravia.....
We - that's me,Jenny my wife, our four grown up (dubious accuracy of terminology there) children and two dogs - are off to Dent in the Yorkshire Dales tomorrow.
Not sure if the beach is anywhere near Dent but, if anyone out there knows the Dent area and can recommend good places to eat/drink/explore etc. the Myers family would be ever so grateful.
If I remember to pack the camera and remember to use it I'll send in some pics.
Black Sheep Brewery here we come ... :-) etc.
Who's that bloke in white tennis shoes walking the beagle?
Wishes of well to you all,
Know what? I absolutely love fish finger sandwiches. The bread has to be white and very fresh. Then you break the fish fingers up a little while they melt the butter and you add a little vinegar and tomato ketchup. Lovely jubbly.
Si (14) - You're a gentleman, thank you.
DIY (13) - Fadge is like sheep and fish - the singular is also the plural!
btw If that lot have abandoned that raft, can we claim it for our own use?
Appy (15)
peej as in p jay, as in:
shirley not :)
Gordon (17), it's a few years since I was last up there, but so far as eating is concerned I would recommend the Moorcock Inn at Garsdale Head (few miles to the north of Dent Station).
For walking, you may like to use the train for travel south, and then walk back, either over Whernside if good weather, or keeping to the lower levels if poor. If you choose to walk the green lane around High Pike (south of Dent village), watch out for the peat bogs in the middle of the track 鈥 they are very deep.
Enjoy:-)
Okay, the full breakfast buffet is set up, ready for all so partake... Enjoy! :)
Oooo, Eric's sounds of the summer just got a mention on Euan Ures!! (Why am I listening??? It's background noise whilst I pack I suppose)
DIY/RJD "Fadges" is the plural of "Fadge" only when one means something else entirely... I'm saying no more...
Gladys (18), I dunno, who is it?
Whale (21), I suspect "peej" but another I know disagrees, claming superior insight due to fellow-countryman status.
well that was fun, sorry about the aroma but a vindaloo and five pints of lager is the perfect recipe for 'wind' surfing...
.....wots for lunch?
RJD (20)...so heaps of sheeps is out then? If so don't tell the mouses!
Appy (15) - Either would be valid, although I always think of it as peej as in peege ! I used to sign on here under my real name and then thought that looked stupid beside every one else's moniker. I sort of felt titullarly underdressed if you'll pardon the expression. I suppose I should have put a bit more thought into it and called myself, The Shadow, or something enigmatic, but its a bit late now!
BW (21) that's the nearest I've ever got to being surrounded by an air of mystery. Seems a shame to dispel it but I have never been our Man in Washington nor am I related to a former Prime Minister (though I am a descendant of Lord Nelson - scurvy pirates look out)
Wine.....all I want is a glass of wine but I keep getting sent to room 404....still better than 502 'spose
Gordon, Years since I've been to dent. Last time was a stag night! I think there are two pubs. (found out a girl friend of my wife had a hen do in dent so its not that strange)
Walking over Blea moor back to ribblehead then getting train back quite nice. If you start at dent station then its steep to start with. Remember its about 5 miles from Dent to Dent station!
Yordas cave on Kingsdale is nice if you like caves. Its possible to get into the first chamber as a hiker. And for the potholers, I believe you can explore further.
Kirby Lonsdale nice town for lunch.
Nice to see the beach so harmonious- must be
all that lovely food- just what's needed .
Am off to the Highlands for a few days , armed
with all your suggestions to keep the midges at
bay.
Just time for a fadge befoe I go.......
Mmm! Just the job!
mollyxx
Ap (24) - I almost alluded to that alternative meaning as well. But then I knew you would, so I didn't. :o)
You know that it is going to rain all week in Bournemouth, don't you? I'd take a really big brolly if I were you.
Peej (26) Thanks! He Who Disagrees please take note! I think that, had you wanted it to be pronounced "peejay", you really ought to have spelled it "PJ" or "Peejay" don't you? But then, that's the problem with my real name, so I ought to cast no stones. Actually, that was down to my parents, why am I bearing responsibilty?...
Conversation With Self Alert!!! I'm off...
What a hectic few weeks. Just managed to finish the cottage project before eezee jetting off to Portugal for a break with the wee man and his bucket and spade. Got back on Monday to much cooler weather and 2 trips South of the Border since Tuesday. Just gonna chill in the shade for a while..
Do you think Douglas Adams was thinking of Dent when he was writing Hitchhiker's Guide?
:-)
Gaah! Just lost a reply to Peej (26)!
The gist was "thanks" and then I had a bit of a stream of conciousness -- probably best lost.
I alway think of you as "peege" rather than "peejay" so I am pleased :-)
Gordon Myers: You simply cannot leave out Ravenstonedale and The Black Swan (which, naturally, serves your favourite beer), along with (if you're lucky) glimpses of red squirrels. A lovely little town! Then take the road down to Sedbergh and stop on your way at Cautley and the Cross Keys, where you can walk across to Cautley Spout. Sedbergh is also very intersting and has more to offer by way of shops, etc., than Ravenstonedale. But Ravenstonedale is the lovelier - and nearer to Dent.
I discovered last year that some of my roots lie in that neck of the woods, and I was absolutely chuffed. It must be one of the loveliest areas in the British Isles.
Peej (26)
ah you've spoilt it now, you could have had nice little earner going there!
Four oh Four oh for a glass of wine.............
hah hah...sequin broke the blog, all the wine has gone down the plug hole in room 404
Those of that are going to Kirby Lonsdale dont forget to have a gander at the view of the Lune Valley and Underley Hall, enchanting. I may be wrong but I think it was the view captured by Ruskin. Even if it wasn't it is a fine vista on a good day....enjoy
At least we have access to some vino here. Am in the mood for a hearty red, anyone care to join me?
Well here I am making a brief visit at the end of my first week back at work after nearly 4 months off (boo!). Still its only a 3 month contract and its quite interesting work. I did e-mail a couple of pics from our trip but sadly they did not make it on to the blog (boo again!). They were off on of my favourit places that we visited - the Dune de Pyla, which is the highest (and I think) longest sand dune in Europe (Atlantic coast - not too far from Bordeaux). Its a bit of a climb to the top but the views are just breathtaking, and if you dont fancy the stairs going down you can always do what my 5 year old did and roll down! Has anyone been? If not I can recommend it highly.
Anyway I have a question...........Now before I ask it may I please excuse myself, I am not a financial person and am certainly not an economist (as I think will become blindingly obvious in my next sentence!), but this has troubled me for a long time. Take Northern Rock for example, if the bank went under and people lost their savings why can the Government not ask the royal mint to print some extra money to replace what has been lost by everyone??!!! Ok, I did warn you.....
Right better hop off back to work, see y'all later x
Thanks Nigel N, Stewart M and Big Sis for the Dent suggestions. All noted.
Just about to start the final list making and as I reckon it's 5 o'clock somewhere a bottle of red has been opened, folding chair unfolded and placed on the beach to watch the very pleasant afternoon sun.
As for Douglas Adams being inspired by Dent (32) I'll need a few more pints of the Black Sheep to even begin pondering that one.
C u in a week or so (the laptop isn't going on holiday with us).
We do, of course have a radio so PM will be wafting over the Dales from our temporary home at Far Helks.
Rain in Bournemouth, RJD (30)? Don't let jonnie hear you say that! Have a good conf, Appy.
H.
hah hah...sequin broke the blog, all the wine has gone down the plug hole in room 404
Those of that are going to Kirby Lonsdale dont forget to have a gander at the view of the Lune Valley and Underley Hall, enchanting. I may be wrong but I think it was the view captured by Ruskin. Even if it wasn't it is a fine vista on a good day....enjoy
I would happily share some wine with the lovely Yvonne, but I keep getting 404'd :(
If anybody can suggest something really odd/outrageous/entertaining but not offensive, that I could do in this real life office before 5 o'clock to cheer me and a few other up, I will undertake to do it and report back on the reaction!
Your time starts now!
I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine......I've got some wine.............
.........I'll leave a case at NC's
FF - thats why I've brought some down here; I'm sure Yvonne will find her way to the Beach shortly.
RJD - try forming a human pyramid to remove those annoying remnants of Christmas decorations that are still clinging to the ceiling
or, have a regatta (single sculls or pairs only) using swivel chairs to make the 'boat' . As in real rowing, all the power comes from your legs.....
Crumbs, you lot have been busy already.
And I'm in a bit of a rush, so I'll just say hello for the moment and ask our plutonian leader how life is on a distant planet?
Now; do I ;-) or have we banned them?
Dare I suggest a conversation on how useful punctuation is for putting over nuances?
And I had trouble with that last sentence. First wrote 'getting over', but then thought someone would ask how you get over a nuance... or whether it might be an illness... or am I having a pedant attack?
My guide to punctuation: if it helps make what you read/write more understandable (and it's understandable in itself), then use it.
RJD (44)
Start singing over the Tannoy system. Go on.
Before I forget, I hope everyone has a very lovely equinox. May you have chance to reflect on all thats positive, eschew all thats negative, and enjoy the harvest of the year so far. Bright blessings and frugs to all xx
Simon Worrall, here's a joke for you, combining your two pet whinges of the day. ;o)
That compryensive skewel in Barton ay doin' mar kids enny good. They'm tellin' 'em ter spell tairters wi' a P!
Simon, re your complaint about Midlands accents (which particular one I wonder?!).......thar ud lead to us avin a bost-up wheer ah come from!
Simon stands up to reveal his muscle-bound six-foot frame
Ah, okay.....Well it's a good job ah dow live theer any more!
RJD (44)
sit in your chair, get mates to spin you round and round quickly.....now go and walk to the other end of the office.......
RJD, Looks like all the suggestions have been moderated, or we can't think of anything that fits the requirements. I hate to suggest and anyway its 5.00 now, What about my imitation dog poo I suggested sequin take on her conference trips?
I went down to the smaller beach today. It is called the son of a beach. I must send a photo of a beach I visited in France this summer.
Fiona (39),
I agree that Dune de Pyla is very impressive. There were also some shallow natural lakes used for bathing nearby (as well as a beach!).
As for your money question....the bank keeps all your money as banknotes/coins in a little safe marked with your name, and periodically they go around adding a little more to each safe ("interest"). When the bank crashes, all those safes are blown to pieces, and all the notes fly away in the wind.*
Fearless (43), you never know, Yvonne may well be a frequent visitor, under a nom-de-frog.
*No it doesn't, I just like the image.
Thanks for all your suggestions which due to the efficiency of the blog arrived too late for me to implement them.
Hillman Hunter (49) - I have actually done what you suggested in the past - OK, it was over the telephone broadcast system, but I'm sure that counts.
Best reaction was at about 4 o'clock on a blazing hot Friday afternoon (not this summer of course) when I just couldn't be bothered staying in the place any longer. I broadcast "To celebrate the 534th anniversary of the birth of someone famous this office will close in one minute. Anybody still on the premises in 60 seconds will be locked in for the weekend." I think the place cleared in 30.
Frances i-whizzy @48, speakin' as a medievalist I *love* punctuation! Anyone who has to read stuff written without it loves punctuation! It's one of the best inventions ever made for literacy, that's what it is.
Anyone who doubts this can be given zillions and zillions of examples to show that missing out a comma can turn a sentence round to mean something quite different, so I shan't bother.
I like emoticons too, in the right place, which is here and places like it. :-) They look pretty silly in an academic paper, though.
witchiwoman @ 50, there I was glowing happily about your lovely greeting, when someone on R4 went and said something about the autumn Equinox being on 23rd this year, or some such. Waaaah?
witchi - not yet!!!! Hold your horses, we've got 48 hours to go.....
and fiona (39) THATS WHAT THEY DO!!! If I am right, Alistairod, darling, said he would give a cast iron stair rod to any saver who left their money in the Northern wreck, even if it went down with all hands to the pump, as it were. And apart from the fact that the ink would still be wet, you could then toodle along to Threadneedlestreet and knock on the door and ask for your tuppence ha'penny, and they'd be forced to give it to you. Freshly minted. Nice work if you can get it.
Anyway, back on the beach, I am opening up a little booth, (kiosk for those reading in eskimo) , hang on ( I mean, hang on, wasnt that kyack for canoe in innuit?)....
Right. Well, I shall open a little stall, then, and call it the "independent financial advice service (no bets too small)" and dispence wisdom at 10p a go. And you also get three balls to lob at the coconuts, but they;re a bit shy!!!!
Opens Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and alternates with the psyciatircsirts, who spells worse than he sounds, and is taking bookings also at 10p a shot. (No coconuts).
Another glass, mr noodle? mmm dont mind if i do!
n-n
xx
Remember me?
I'm not sure if I remember myself, but howdy do di to all in any event.
Rather than trying to catch up, I thought I'd just dive straight over the dunes and down onto today's beach, but it's amazing how much I don't understand :o( (I don't care, I like them, and I like punctuation too, where would we be without it?)
Bit of a cheek to be awol for so long then come seeking frugs, but if there are any floating around in the ether, then I'll have my frug net out tomorrow night to try and catch a few. Taking TD to move into Halls tomorrow, and I feel blue. Delighted for her, opportunities, beginning of the rest of her life etc, etc. But....somehow I feel that it's the beginning of the end of something for me. How selfish I hear you cry, or is that the little voice in my head?
Anyway, for the moment, I must go and try to persuade her to take a few dozen more pairs of shoes and belts out of the pile that she's hoping will fit in the car in the morning. I tried suggesting that she imagined she had to get there by plane, and pack accordingly. I think 'withering look' is probably the best description of the answer I got :o)
Thanks Humph (41).
Hello Val (59) -- and big frugs.
See you all in a week.
A, x.
Val P - Snap! You wouldn't believe the stuff that we have had to ship to daughter No. 2 who has just started at Uni. Older, wiser Daughter No.1 is entering her final year at Liverpool, and will travel tomorrow with about 1/3 as much stuff. Going to be very odd being "childless" for the first time in 20+ years!
Snap back RJD! Her big bro's just gone back for 4th and final year, very much the old hand.
20+ years since it was just We 2. Oh it's such an odd feeling isn't it? Mr Val P said tonight "Great, now we can be hippies again". Hmmm, I'm not sure some of us ever stopped......
That makes him sound heartless, that's not at all what I meant, it's just that men are better, perhaps, at trying to make a joke out of these things. He'll miss her every bit as much as I shall.
It is going to be weird though, very weird. You know what got to me tonight, when I had to drive to the nearest shop (3 miles) for something we'd forgotten we needed to make the Last Supper (Dad's Curry)? I thought, there could be days on end when I'm not required to take the car out at all, because no little person is going to need delivered somewhere or collected from the bus etc, etc. Instead of thinking, wow, lower petrol bills, improved carbon footprint, I thought "Wa-ah, I'm not needed any more!". I know, pathetic, I'll get used to it, I'm just a Cancerian, I don't like change especially around the home :o}
Anyway, let's have a toast "To the future!"
Val & RJD,
I'll join that toast! Here's to the completion of the tasks of middle age!
1. Mortgage Paid,
2. Kids Grown,
3. Ancestors Gone to well-earned Rest.
(in due course, of course, and as comfortably as can be)
Slainte!
xx
ed
(well into the first period of true freedom)
Oh Val - I'm thinking of you! Mpb has just gone into double figures, & we were just reminiscing back to before 10 years ago when it was just us & the cats. The cat used to be bigger than her! Now it's her, & just one cat, but she's definitely bigger than him.
I hope you don't find the house too empty. Fill it with music, & luxuriate in that absence of the "Have you seen...? " or "Where's my...?" or "I need a ..." type conversations. Also the no-doubt considerably-smaller piles of washing & ironing!
frugs and best wishes to you ValP, and to RJD who didn't ask for them!!
time for change and for a new start, temporarily, of course, cos they'll all be back in twelve weeks!
n-n
ValP, (((((((hugs)))))))
RJD, (((((((hugs))))))) too.
In fact (((((((hugs))))))) to all of us with children flitting the nest around about now.
Not fun, not at all, but the old "these things too will pass" helped get me through the first two, and I hope it'll get me through the last one in a week or so. And guess what? The eldest is actually *glad to see me* when he comes home for a day or so, now! No more rows about dirty gymshoes on the stairs to sour the relationship.... :-) The second is about a thousand miles away for a few years, now, but I bet when she turns up for the weekend with fifteen washer-loads of dirty clothes she too will be my Fwend. The third is planniing to abscond with my bicycle, so she too is sure too come back...
(And then the phone rang and was daughter #1 on a mobile at about 50p for ten seconds. They *do* stay one's children!)
Just enough energy to say I'm cream crackered. Roll on my holiday in a week. Missing you all.
as the youngest of three I thought it would be hard for my parents to let me go. no such luck - they were off travelling the world for 2 years about 10 seconds after I was out of the door.
at least make it look like regaining your freedom is hard.
(((Frugs))) to all who have kiddlings off to uni this w/e. Just use the intervening few weeks to stock up on washing powder. You know they're going to return with a pile of washing to do in 12 week's time!
FF
for all of you that have kiddies off to uni, another piece of advice.......move and don't tell them where.
It happened to me!. I trotted off at 16 and a bit to be an apprentice at the RAF's No.1 Radio School at RAF Locking in the early seventies.
When I went home on my first leave all dolled up in my uniform ( we were not allowed to wear civies! ) only to find Ma, Pa et al had moved.
I did find where they had gone to, just across town, but it was my fathers idea of testing me!
He was ex Nat Service SAS squaddie & a Coal miner and he told mother that it would see if I had learnt anything!
Sure did.....Dad was complete a*sehole!
Well, I'm no where near having Daughters leaving home. 7 and 4 next week. Youngest is proud she is three but making sure we all know she will be 4 next week. Love DIY's, my parents moved and didn't tell me story. My eldest is just had her stabilisers taken off her bike and not quite confident yet so we have spent about an hour this afternoon with tantrums. She is only 7 I hate to think what'll happen when puberty hits! Can someone reassure me?
Tanquery in Freezer and Shiraz warming. Help yourselves.
Commiserations to ValP and RJD - and all others about to be forced back into talking to each other - Go on, it'll be lovely. Now is the best time of your life, you have energy and time to really invest in yourselves.
The problem is, we know what we got up to... and dread them doing the same.
Or am I alone in that. Blushes and moves on...
And you can let their rooms.
Evening all - and big hugs to Val P. Like Stewart I am nowhere near that milestone yet, as I am officially an "old mummy" I think I will be more than ready for the rest by the time my two flee the nest. My best friend from school who is the same age as me has two girls, 21 and 19 - my two have just turned 5 and 3!! (btw Stewart - have just booked EuroD - we are going in March for a weekend)
Btw Val - did you ever get tickets to T in the Park?
Fiona;
SO and I climbed up the Dune du Pyla back in June on a blazing hot day. Being cheapskates we used the undocumented 'back door' to avoid the fees. So we had to climb it from the north side on loose sand.
Never again.
The view was splendiferous though, well worth the non-existent entry fee.
Gillian;
six-foot, just about. Muscled, ummm, no. Now if you said "bison-bellied" we could have agreed!
Si.
Aunt Dahlia - I told both daughters at farewell/family dinner out before they left, that I had already rented their rooms out. When pressed, I told them that it was to two Thai students. Daughter No.2 responded: "Well, make sure that they are are not Shemales." I have no idea where they get it from - must be from their mother!
ValP and RJD - my eldest decided to go to university near home and not move into halls. I encouraged her to think about living away, but it was a very half-hearted encouragement. I'm glad I've got her for a year or two yet. My heart goes out to you.
Late arrival tonight...
Happy B'mouth to Appy - it's not all bad down South - (dropping into jonnie early?) , thoughts to ValP et al.
But imagine having colleague having their fledglings fly the nest, when I (elder) have yet to nest...
Also, thanx to Fearless for his occasional emails, though who "Charlie" is...
Back to work, yes, I know, I blundered earlier today, and it's a strict deadline...
Late arrival tonight...
Happy B'mouth to Appy - it's not all bad down South - (dropping into jonnie early?) , thoughts to ValP et al.
But imagine having colleague having their fledglings fly the nest, when I (elder) have yet to nest...
Also, thanx to Fearless for his occasional emails, though who "Charlie" is...
Back to work, yes, I know, I blundered earlier today, and it's a strict deadline...
Stewart M- Reassure you?!!! HA!
As the mother of a newly 10 yr old, I can only reassure you that yours won't have stopped the tantrums once they can ride a bike. There's always something new to rage about! The emotional exhaustion from a rampaging daughter is something no-one mentions in the maternity unit... How girls these days can manage to be such drama queens for so much of the time is just beyond me. I mean, where do they get the energy from?
Trouble is, with so much drama constantly around, one tends to get rather blase, & always say "Yes, well, I'm sure it will all work out/ get better/ stop hurting/ etc, soon" without actually bothering to investigate too deeply.
As a result of my slackness, it was a week before I realised she really did have a big abscess under a tooth, & now there has to be an extraction on Monday.(Luckily it's a baby tooth, & wobbly already) Even more drama, & very possibly my fault too.
Don't say you weren't warned!
Hey Val! Frugs 2u! I still have a room in my Mum's house 20 years after moving out... she hasn't managed to rent it out yet!
RJD - as I drove past one of the (L'pool) Uni Halls of Residence this evening there were about 20 skimpily-clothed girls trying to get into one black cab for a night out!
Had a disappointing evening. Anyone got a nice tipple I can relax into this hammock with?
Morning peeps, and a fine morn it is as I gaze out of my 1st floor room in the Putney Pre*mier Tra*el I*n at the bus stops!
Time for a swim before I head off to work in Belgravia..........coffee and dunkin doughnuts on NC's bar...
DIY
Morning peeps, and a fine morn it is as I gaze out of my 1st floor room in the Putney Pre*mier Tra*el I*n at the bus stops!
Time for a swim before I head off to work in Belgravia..........coffee and dunkin doughnuts on NC's bar...
DIY
Annasee, I am glad its not just us who have drama queen daughters. And youngest had a green stick fracture earlier this year, we took two days to realise! So I can understand the abcess being missed. What bad parents we all are ;-)
I've been up since 7.30, rudley awakened by youngest shouting. So we (two of us) have been up watching Muzzy (other childrens language courses avaiable). I've done one 8 cup expresso pot to myself already and thinking about number two. I think I'll share that with the good lady but she is still fast asleep.
Pain Au Rasin on the bar and also toast with marmite (other yeast extract spreads available)
GMX - A night out in a black cab? - They don't half live it up in Liverpool then.
As Daughter No.1 is in a shared house I doubt if she was one of the 20. But if you saw someone who looked generally pi**ed off, lugging a heavy suitcase etc. from the airport after a long flight delay, that might have been her!
Peej - Daughter No.2 is really only half-away. Belfast during the week and back to North Coast at weekends. But I expect that to change as the attractions are discovered.
Simon Worrall (74) I'm a bit confused....in what way does your belly resemble something you wash your hands in? ;o)
Jolly Gilly (85)
Initially I thought ???, but then if you use the glorious 'Adrian Chiles' accent it makes sense!
DIY (in Belgravia dont u know)
Oh, you gorgeous lot! Thank you so much for all the frugs and general reassurances. My head tells me all those sensible things and I'm sure the message will get through to my heart in due course. Just keep reminding me about those Drama Queen episodes Annasee - TD is a DQ extraordinaire! Ah but she'll go far they used to say "not far enough" I used to answer. So, Fiona and Stewart M, treasure every moment of the drama because it really, really does go far too fast.
As to the returning to the life we put aside 20 years ago, yes we have plans. I'm not sure that barrowing a pallet full of facing bricks from the top of the road all morning was what we were doing 20 years ago, but it certainly kept my mind off things this morning. Samthedog, who dashed up and down with us on every trip, looked thoroughly dismayed every time we headed back down the hill again without venturing off in the walking direction, and had to be consoled with biscuits. Mental note, I must not console myself with biscuits ;-}
Oh, you gorgeous lot! Thank you so much for all the frugs and general reassurances. My head tells me all those sensible things and I'm sure the message will get through to my heart in due course. Just keep reminding me about those Drama Queen episodes Annasee - TD is a DQ extraordinaire! Ah but she'll go far they used to say "not far enough" I used to answer. So, Fiona and Stewart M, treasure every moment of the drama because it really, really does go far too fast.
As to the returning to the life we put aside 20 years ago, yes we have plans. I'm not sure that barrowing a pallet full of facing bricks from the top of the road all morning was what we were doing 20 years ago, but it certainly kept my mind off things this morning. Samthedog, who dashed up and down with us on every trip, looked thoroughly dismayed every time we headed back down the hill again without venturing off in the walking direction, and had to be consoled with biscuits. Mental note, I must not console myself with biscuits ;-}
Now, I can't remember, if I get a 502 do I post again? Let's see...
Oh, you gorgeous lot! Thank you so much for all the frugs and general reassurances. My head tells me all those sensible things and I'm sure the message will get through to my heart in due course. Just keep reminding me about those Drama Queen episodes Annasee - TD is a DQ extraordinaire! Ah but she'll go far they used to say "not far enough" I used to answer. So, Fiona and Stewart M, treasure every moment of the drama because it really, really does go far too fast.
As to the returning to the life we put aside 20 years ago, yes we have plans. I'm not sure that barrowing a pallet full of facing bricks from the top of the road all morning was what we were doing 20 years ago, but it certainly kept my mind off things this morning. Samthedog, who dashed up and down with us on every trip, looked thoroughly dismayed every time we headed back down the hill again without venturing off in the walking direction, and had to be consoled with biscuits. Mental note, I must not console myself with biscuits ;-}
Now, I can't remember, if I get a 502 do I post again? Let's see...
well I see the 502 ship wreck has finally slipped beneath the waves of internet surfing.....so lets party dudes!
from my room in a PTI on Putney Bridge I transport a case of Gr*lsch, a barrell of W**dpecker and a selection of fine wines....
..enjoy...as I am off to get me tea!
Cheers DIY!! woody woodpecker - does anyone remember Merrydown? It used to be silver top or gold top, but I never knew the difference...
Can it still be bought? Either way, here on the beach, I seem to have found a case of both secreted in the cellers of the inexhaustable NC bar!!!!
And cheers to ValP, GM, Gillian, and anyone esle who's in need of a tipple!!
n-n
try as i might, this won't post.
Just been watching 'Stuart - A Life Backwards' - not quite as good as the book (what ever is?) but still very moving.
Thank you for the tipple Mr Noodle, I think I shall just relax here in this hammock an..... zzzzzzzz
morning peeps, September is wet and wild here in Putney!
Would love a day on the beach but RL demands otherwise.
Coffee and dunkin doughnuts for all...
DIY wots with this 502?
NN: Merrydown (which used to produce lovely coutnry wines, in addition to their cider) still exists in name, but no longer in the original form, being now part of one of the major players in the drinks industry.
As it happens I bought some Merrydown cider (for old times' sake) a couple of weeks ago from Mr. Morrison's emporium, but found it very uninteresting and even somewhat unpalatable. Ah, how times have changed!
well seeing as i can't work until my UK office opens (and sorts all my technical woes)... don't mind if I do, DIY. mmm. there's nothing quite like a good cup of coffee to start the week.
all i can add is yoghurt and fresh raspberries, though the rasps are quite good.
Morning all -
well, I shall be hiding in here quite a bit today as have an extraordinarily busy afternoon. Metting at the local college to discuss teaching yoga there (staff and students) AND a job interview too. Its a group one (so thats a bit of a new experience) and I have to take an item that sums me up. Blimey. Have opted for stick on elf ears!
So, tea and flapjacks (low fat option too!)
xx
Yes, I know I was early with equinox but wasn't going to be around on the day!
Morning all........the rain has gone and its blue skies again, hurray.
Hi Witchi - good luck with the interview. That's a good one, bring an item that sums you up! I think we all should bring something to the beach that sums us up. Am going to have to think about that one for me, c'mon fellow froggers, what would you bring..........?? I'll be back later with mine! x
n-n (91) Thanks for the much-needed tipple, nicki. My ''dander'' has ben up all weekend, so that was just the thing to calm me down!
''Merrydown''....now that brings back memories! Not so much for its cider, but for its mead, which we used to drink by the bottleful in the park, many, many years ago! Just the thought of it makes me feel ill!
Changed times indeed, Big Sis! (94)
Thanks for the coffee, DIWyman
Little Red (95). Welcome to the Beach - I hope you come here often, these rasps are delicious!
Good luck Witchi (96) I love the idea of the elf-ears! I hope they will be well and truly be-witched by you ;o)
Gillian - thank you! Am feeling quite confident about it, it would be such a great job but am not going to say too much about it in case I jinx things! Full post mortem tomorrow of course!
wtchiwoman - "stick on elf ears"
Hmm! Have you run that past the Elfin Safety people?
RJD (100) - I may just use that!
Or maybe not :)
Am getting quite excited about it now, been ages since I went for an interview; 6 years I think. Beats filling in application forms for a change.
oh @rse, I'm not sure anything is going through...MARC!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
The Cransley crowd are so lucky!
Labour by the sea can be such fun.
Neil Kinnock surfing without a board (but in a good suit!)
Harold Wilson in khaki shorts and pipe in hand
Blair telling the tide to turn. (It refused)
And this year;
Alistair Darling with telescope to his eye scanning the Seven Seas for a sighting of Northern Rock - which seems to have sunk without trace.
Enough to blacken the (eye) brows of any Chancellor and turn his hair quite white too.
witchi - hope you told them that your ears had been heavily featured on Radio 4 today? Bound to add gravitas. Did you get them on the National Elf service? (sorry - but RJD started it)
witchi - hope you told them that your ears had been heavily featured on Radio 4 today? Bound to add gravitas. Did you get them on the National Elf service? (sorry - but RJD started it)
I'm back from Glasgow! Brill party, parents a bit down coz of multiplicacious symptoms, sis outlaw suffering depression, rest of family-outlaws mad as ever, weather not too bad...
Gossipmistress, we saw a car like yours on the A1(M)! The beige/cream colourway, not as cute as yours. SO (driving) had never seen one before and was almost as entranced as I was.
Took some splendid photos in Campsie Glen last week ... must send a couple of them in.
SO fancies a curry tonight, after 6 hours behind the wheel ... place your orders asap please, and I'll sneak them into the run!
Gosh how I've missed you all.
Fifi xxx
Peej - You should really make jokes at the expense of the National Elf Service. They have arranged a Gnome Help for my next door neighbour and she really appreciates it!
Hello Mac,
If you don't send what you wrote on the brow on Sunday to the
webmaster@morningstaronline.co.uk
then I will! I left the comment yesterday, but you know how things have been.
Comradely Regards (to all)
DENNIS
Oh, my 'I'm back' comment DID appear then!
No doubt t'will appear many many times then, as I tried ever so hard to break into the Beach.
I found a large shiny hook and a neckerchief lying in the sand over by the big Rock up at the Northern end of the Beach. Anyone know what that's about?
And my spies inform me that at Jonnie's webcam, conversational standards have been slipping? Tsk!
I'll just leave this crate of Shiraz by the NC bar for you all to help yourselves, while I figure out what we can have to eat this evening.
Fifi xxx
knock knock
n-n
i was 502-d which i take it means my post is not posted :o( my technology woes continue.
i shall leave the chardonnay again in the hope it get's through but the Heroes marathon will have to wait.
Who's there?
after my long struggle with "the office" i've finally finished work and am in dire need of R&R.
i'm thinking about setting up a projector for a Heroes marathon if anyone's interested (I think I've missed a few and apparently we're only half-way through the series).
here's some chardonnay for those who are that way inclined.
Fifi - I think the beige ones are the rarest original colour. Apparently they did a colour for every season - blue, green, grey & beige but I'm not sure which is which (all the seasons seem to be grey at the moment!). Some have been resprayed pink (ew!)
Is The Glen really very Campsie?
Morning all - will the blog be beahving today? I hope so as I can't knock with my hands full of fresh saffron cake! I'll pop them on the bar, lovely unsalted butter to go with for those that want.
Interview was great fun but, having thought about what the role ACTUALLY is, as opposed to the role that was advertised, I may have to withdraw. But have had good news about teaching yoga at a local college - may look as if I can start after half term (depending on funding) if not it will definitely happen in the next academic year. And the teacher I've been talking to is school sports co-ordinator so may be able to introduce me to some primary schools too. Sometimes life is just great isn't it?
ww (115) It certainly sounds as if things are lining up for you nicely re the Yoga. Good luck! Now, I just discovered there's a new pastry shop set up just over the fourth dune to the right. Anyone care for one?
FF - hm, something with raisins and cinnamon please; you're a gem.
no probs, ww. Here you go!
My suggestion for a game for Room 502 days (posted earlier on the Glass Box)
(I'm not a Harry Potter fan but ....) At Hogwarts, they play quidditch, I believe, and I think it may be time to invent a fictional game for the Blog for those 502/409 days.
We could base it around those magic numbers, and also around probabilities for getting through. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
Getting a 502 message = 1 point
Getting a 409 message = 2 points
Getting 502 x 502 messages = 1 million points
Getting 409 x 409 messages = 2 million points
Getting a posting through on a 502 day = 10 points
No score for getting through after a 409 message as these are more random.
Participants can then *try* to post their scores up on the Beach that evening. If they are able to get through the 502 barrier, they will automatically be awarded a further 100 points.
Do other froggers have similar ideas to make Room 502 more bearable?
fifi, i dont call into cranlsey cam often, partly due to one pc not showing the streaming video and the owrk one not doing sound. But its only been me there the last few times I have done. So its in and out and back to work.
previously on The Beach
knock knock (110)
Who's there? (112)
Ivan.
Do other froggers have similar ideas to make Room 502 more bearable?
Yes - somebody fixing the blog?? Please? :-0)
Ivan who?
Ivan 'To-blog-but-the-Sony-Gold-Medal-winning-best-interactive-programme-website-won't-let-me-post'
And if it *is* eddies new videos holding us up we wont be best pleased! Of course, it is far more likely to be that *wine* thread which didnt work the first time, and is still sulking and sending us all to room 101 or whereever it is.
n-n
The Cransley crowd are so lucky!
Labour by the sea can be such fun.
Neil Kinnock surfing without a board (but in a good suit!)
Harold Wilson in khaki shorts and pipe in hand
Blair telling the tide to turn. (It refused)
And this year;
Alistair Darling with telescope to his eye scanning the Seven Seas for a sighting of Northern Rock - which seems to have sunk without trace.
Enough to blacken the (eye) brows of any Chancellor and turn his hair quite white too.
mac @124. That wasn't worth writing yesterday afternoon @103, never mind repeating it today.
Have a look at "What is the Beach?" at the top of this thread and you might realise what the Beach is for.
Daywatchman (126) Agreed....
Mac, let's try and keep the Beach "light and ariy". It makes it much more inviting for those who're new to the blog. Thanks!
:-)
light and airy... is it too early for a seabreeze?
Thanks for correcting my spelling mistake, Little Red! :) I like the gentle breeze we get that wafts over the dunes....
Mac, let's try and keep the Beach "light and airy".
Well, there's air in it, what more do you want?
:)
The air of the dog, perhaps?
xx
ed
Little Red (128) It's never too early for a seabreeze - here you go!
*chink!* Cheers!
RJD (123) Ivan awful feeling this could go on and on..... ;o)
Malicious and abusive? Moi???
evening peeps, i'm back from London, just time for a change of underwear before setting off for Yarm on Staurday, are there any froggers in Yarm?
Anyway, Beef Madras for tea / dinner / supper, will leave a large serving on NC's, but you will have to bring your own rice, I've run out!
Alas no drinkies for Fifi just yet. Have to pop across to Bourne for some Jam Tart practice, ahead of our forthcoming gig for the wrinklies of Empingham.
But I've brought the laptop downstairs, so that when I get back (around 10) for my well-earned Glass Of Something ... I'll be able to join you on the webcam for a chat!
See you there, I hope. (Including a suitably lighthearted Mac!)
Meanwhile, a tray full of seabreezes for those who wish to partake, and some of that nicely chilled Bavarian 0% beer flavoured stuff for those who'd rather not (but who wish their breath to smell as if they did!).
Fifi xx
Peeps!
Am I glad to see you guys!!! What a day....!! Will lug an *entire* flotsam/jetsom worth of driftwood over, and then some v comfortable sitting-on type logs....right time for a fire!!!
Back in a mo'
n-n, want to talk about it? I've got rugs and cushions here so we can be csy....and some marshmallows to roast in the fire ;o)
While I'm wating for the fire to get going, I'll have a wander into the Cransley, where you can come and whisper to me n-n, if you want to.
Well, that took longer than expected!
Have brought down some beer and wine and toddy and I just fancied some of that mulled wine that you used to be able to get in the pub and sit outside round the braziere....
...sorry drifted away there for a mo!
Right: a toast: Melba - a ha!
no, stop, I'm here all night, no, please,
There was this polar bear, a cockatoo, two brown cows and a rabbit, and they all went into this bar, and the barman says, 'what'll you have?' and the drifts off ever so slowly
zzzzzzz
x
Just arrived and noticed Big Sis's comment re. 502 games. I've just spent an entertaining 1/2 hr trying to post to the Burma thread...
I didn't keep a tally, but I think I had about 3x 502s, and 3x Content Submission Errors before it finally allowed me through.
Although of course, being post-midnight, I'll probably arrive in the morning to find six copies of my post sitting up there...
You have been warned!
NIGHT ALL!
(sorry for shouting... I'm tipsy!)
Fifi xxx
morning peeps, why is that i have one day off at home and SO leaves me a list of jobs to do that is as long as my arm?
anyhoo, scrambled eggs, grilled toms, panfried button mushrooms with toast, coffee and tea all being kept warm for you on the bar.
hopefully see you all for elevenses.
DIY
502, well that makes a change, SNAFU!
DIWyman (140) I do hope you have short arms!
I'll bring oatcakes, peanut butter and cheddar cheese with walnuts for elevenses.
Mmmmm...can I wait that long?!
We'd better not wake nikki noodle - he had an exhausting day yesterday.
If this level of service maintains we might have to decamp to the Froggers' Refuge!
Brilliant strapline today though!
If this level of service maintains we might have to decamp to the Froggers' Refuge!
I'm sure I didn't but I suppose I must have! Hmm - let's try for three in a row.
Gillianian,
Careful with your expressions in the company of a military man!
xx
ed
Gillianian,
Careful with your expressions in the company of a military man!
xx
ed
If there can be a face book group of thousands for a man that lives on a grass verge (today this a.m.) do we set up a face book group of PM frooggers that are fed up with room 502? (nah! its too much hassle.)
The problem with that stewart M (147) is that we would all need to register for Phasechange book and some of us have vowed that we will never do that. Fifi for instance. Oh, hang on, she has already turn-coated. Still, some of us are going to be true to our word.
H.
Noon!!! (bong!)
beach, wow! not often here in the daytime!
am off for a swim - it looks Gorgeous!!
n-n
Testing....testing.......one two...one two.....one...one..one...two......five..oh..two?
Gillian....I used to be quite proficient with the old Browning 9mm but I guess that鈥檚 not wot u meant!!
Thankfully the inclement weather in September has negated a lot of the jobs on the list. Electricity and water does not mix, I was left instruction to do hedge trimming and then shred the clippings for composting.
Anyhoo, love the oat cakes and peanut butter!
RJD....just like a bus....you wait for ages and three come along in a row!
See you all for tiffin?
DIY
Well, Stewart, your wish etc. etc.
It's a closed group, and as I've no idea what I'm doing yet on that website, I may need help in getting people onto it. Other Faceless users might need to help me.
Why aren't reprimands to errant bloggers (me) regarded as too serious for the frivolity of the Beach and dealt with via Compaints or at other threads, I ask myself?
Anyway, too much good food, too much good booze and endless salacious comments to you all!
Why aren't reprimands to errant bloggers (me) regarded as too serious for the frivolity of the Beach and dealt with via Compaints or at other threads, I ask myself?
Anyway, too much good food, too much good booze and endless salacious comments to you all!
I give up
Why aren't reprimands to errant bloggers (me) regarded as too serious for the frivolity of the Beach and dealt with via Compaints or at other threads, I ask myself?
Anyway, too much good food, too much good booze and endless salacious comments to you all!
Why aren't reprimands to errant bloggers (me) regarded as too serious for the frivolity of the Beach and dealt with via Compaints or at other threads, I ask myself?
Anyway, too much good food, too much good booze and endless salacious comments to you all!
Typical. You wait days for a message about errant bloggers (him) ... and then three come along at once.
Sid
Just popping in in the vague, forlorn hope that I won't be 502d yet abloomingain
You know what? I think the person who suggested that the blog issues might be related to the appearance of moving pictures recently may be right. It does seem that since the first video addition, everything has gone a bit pear-shaped. Eddie, I think we can survive without the videos if it means the blog getting back to whatever is classed as normal :)
Resolving 502 errors.
Use of proxies and caching is increasing on the Web. Our CheckUpDown robot will always try to 'drill through' to the real computer that actually hosts your site, but we do not have complete control over where our HTTP request actually ends up.
Anyhoo, if only one link in the chain of computers dealing with our HTTP request is broken, then an error such as 502 can easily occur.
Please contact me (email preferred) whenever you encounter 502 errors - there is nothing you can do to sort them out. I or Sequin will have to liaise with your ISP and the vendor of your Web server software so that they can review the flow of IP data traffic between various computers under their control. Is that clear? See you on the ice.
The blogs are 'pearshaped'elsewhere as well, without any video tricks, e.g.
/blogs/thereporters/briantaylor/2007/09/conflicting_opinions.html
xx
ed
Eddie's broke the blog, Eddie's broke the blog.
Eddie's broke the blog, Eddie's broke the blog.
Eric - eh??
That all sounds like a lot of faff; haven't you got a desk monkey that could do that. Not that this matters as you won't get it.
Freaky.....(162)
oh no he didn't....it broke last Friday when SEQUIN woz in charge.....so leave Eric alone....it woz a woman wot broke it!!!
DIY:)
So, do all you lovely frog-men (if you see what I mean) have lovely deep voices, a la Eric's report tonight? If so, you may be incredibly sexy, in which case, I'll be in the hammock ;)
....... or on the naughty step
Anyone hear the item on deeeeep-voiced men having more sprogs?
Anyone think the woman's voice was intensely irritating? Specially that 'creaky' voice she used.
If I were a blokie I wouldn't want to be her babyfather.
No sense of humour, either; when Eric did his deeeeep and sexy voice she didn't even notice, just said 'think yeeeeewww'.
Pah!
Wonder if this'll get 502'd? (hollow laugh)
Yep.
160 doesn't sound like Eric.
Chicken Vindaloo for T......mmmmmmmmmm oh and 502 rice
Vinda loooo
vinda loooo
chicken vinda looooooo 4 T!!!!
buttered cup-cakes
and some nut flakes,
Its a lushious slapup vinda T!!!!
*sings*
n-n
Big Sis, Stewart, Humph - Who needs a Phrasebook? Why don't we just decamp to the froggers refuge while the blog is on the blink?
Baby says she's blogging on a website at the 成人论坛,
I said 'Move over, honey, leave a bit of bandwidth for me.'
Tried to blog once,
Tried to blog twice,
Come on, Eddie, take some advice,
Baby says she's blogging on a website at the 成人论坛.
Grab my mouse, submit my comment,
Two minutes time, I get the same old torment,
Read my mail - look at that deliciousness!
Then I find - I'm told off for maliciousness!
etc, etc, ...
Sid
I can't believe its not Barclays.
Gillian @ 171, 'cos it's too wide to fit on my screen, and when I do try to look at it the program crashes.
Can't answer for Big Sis and Stewart and Humph though.
Gillian - here here! I've so far resisted all attempts to get me to sign up to phasebook!
I have 'Oyster Bay' - anyone interested?
Are we allowed to post?
I've been banned from the Brow!
Comment Submission Error
Your comment submission failed for the following reasons:
You are not allowed to post comments.
HArrrrumpfh!
Good night all,
xx
ed
(176)
Most kind, thank you, but no.
Gillian, I agree with you - I don't think that Eric Muir was Eddie.
Apart from 'Anyhoo' - the word - it was tech speak- Eddie wouldn't have a clue - and I doubt Eddie would bring in the email stuff about sequin etc!
I'm not sure what all this fuss is about - I've suffered from Room 502's and comment submission errors from Dayone! - just a little peak at the mo
It's important to keep the Glassbox going though - very useful for reactions and archiving years down the line.
Sorry that Selkius Piscinus is having problems - I'll investigate.
However the refuge site is up and running - click on my name to comment.
Also camstreams is it's usual Fifi and friends amiable chat - apologies to RJD - who left whilst I was escorting Brian across the road.
Marc left this on the refuge:
The New Blog Prince aka Marc @ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:28:11 BST:
Hi folks. Apologies that the blog is unwell again. I have the explanation, but it's in tech-speak and I can't find my dictionary. We're working to sort it, and I really hope that normal, or what passes for normal, service will be resumed...soon. Ish. Marc
sweet dreams - it's the 成人论坛 and it's what they do
Remember!
It should have been the 成人论坛 as it's what they did!
Siemens build trains and phones! -- communications related one would have thought!
Hand it all back to R&D at the beeb abd we will be okay!
so this works
To make a comment - providing you don't have a static IP adress - just disconnect the router, and reboot it or turn the pc on and off if you have a USB modem- to renew your dynamic IP and no problems
:-)
it may work - but although the ip adress had changed I still had a 502!
Bloody buggered blog heapless load of crappin .........
Night all :-(
If I thought of the hours that ...........
Isn't it about time we had a visit from Joe Palooka, crowing that the Chris Evans blog works perfectly and nary a 502 in sight?
Fifi
Jonnie (180) that was me, not Gillian! (Gillian is far more inventive & witty than me!)
Morning - I'm going to attempt to offer coffee and pastries, maybe some chocolate cake as this is all so arduous (sp?) at the mo xx
morning peeps, bit of a vindaloo revenge going on in the bowels of RL, I hope n-n isn't suffering as well!
jonnie i have rebooted me router to test yer theory so we shall see what happens....
..in the mean time coffe, toast and various marmalades on NC's (I can recommend the Lemon one, my fav)
see you for elevenses?
DIY [fingers crossed]
nope i've been 502'd
Hi Fifi (184)
The very popular blog to which you refer, is I can report - operating perfectly.
Cock-A-Doodle-Do!
Right, having completed my maratohon (or should that be sn!ickers?) Heroes watching session up to the end of season 1, I can come back to the beach bearing a supply os croissants, pastires, and I'm setting up the range for cooked breakfasts for all. I have finally succumbed to the f谩cebook thing, as someone from work has also invited me to join a group there. But, as I can't access it while I'm at work (they've blocked it) I'll probably just have to continue persevering with the beach :/
I agree with most here that Eric Muir wasn't Eddie. It just doesn't sound/scan like him...
Hey!!!!!! My comment has been received on the Aplogies thread....it still took an age to get through though - BUT no 502!!
I hope it's all hunky-dory when I get back from my Mother's this afternoon - I'll need a lie down in a hammock.
Okay.....I've been denied the sunshine, but Hey! Room 502 is a cool dark place so I'll stake my pitch in there now, for later!
I'm taking up the kind offers of a paddle and a cake. Feel better already.
I am loathe to tempt fate but do things seem to be working again....
Oh and no, Eric Muir was not me. Very funny though!
Oh and Gillian (190) I was about to celebrate with you...then got 502'd. I have spoken to the delightful Katherine this morning who I think might get things done though.
Is it too early for a drink?
Nesting, nesting.... tweet tweet tweet....
(still a fish; it's an old sound engineers' joke)
I shall sit in a hammock here and wait for things to return to the heady days of the first year's end.
I shall sit here, the Footman remarked, till tomorrow...
The Footman was a Frog.
Thanks go to anyone who tried to suggest helpful ways around this comms difficulty, but if life is too short to stuff a mushroom it is *definitely* too short to turn routers off and on, go to other sites, and otherwise put a lot of effort into anything else. The Beach is at least no more faff than usual (apart from any 502s and other kerfuffles this post may have).
I'd say "see you in September" but I am no longer convinced! :-)
It may be a little sad but am so glad the blog is flowing again. And I'll be able to listen to the prog tonight, but judging by comments on tues/weds I fear Eddie has peaked earlier (if such a thing is possible).
Eddie...it's never too early for a drink on the Beach.
OK peeps, things seem to be settling down a bit, so there is choice of Cream of Tom Soup or Pilchards on toast for lunch. me? I am having both!
will leave choices on NC's
I recommend a (very) dry sherry with some cheese, Gruyere perhaps. I know, it sounds a bit strange but it works. Well, it works for me..
Did I tell you cheese has gone up 50% in the last 3 months? Oh, and flour has gone up 拢65 per tonne. Oh, yeah, and rapeseed oil is going up. Making pizzas just isn't fun any more
I think the supermarkets are in cahoots with Mr Brown to keep inflation down by grinding suppliers into the ground..... sorry, I'll go back to dozing in the dunes
Oh, and now I'm malicious!
Alice in Wonderland never had it so good.
are we having a Guy Fawkes night in November?
If we are, can we hold it on the Thursday the 8th as this may will tie in quite well with other celebrations!
get yer penny bangers 'ere.
Keep cheery, comrades.
We can weather any storm in a port like the Beach.
So if beer booze and fags be the food of excess you'll love it.
The Beach, never knowingly underblogged.
Hey, straplines for each thread?
The Furrowed Brow: no opinion too mundane
The Glass Box: the common place for the commonplace: the everyday every day.
DiW - fireworks are good anytime! Dare I ask what we would be celebrating? I'd like to be able to assume but that gets me in to trouble these days :)
George Bush, George Bush, your women are getting a helluva pasting!!!
(So to speak).
USA 0 Brazil 2.
Am I the only persopn on receiving todays mewsletter who has now got The Who's "Who Are You?" (aka the theme from the american crime series one letter removed from DTJ) going through their mind?
Am I the only persopn on receiving todays mewsletter who has now got The Who's "Who Are You?" (aka the theme from the american crime series one letter removed from DTJ) going through their mind?
Mac (203); I don't really thing the beach is a place for that comment....
'Too early for a drink' ... no, sorry, you've lost me there.
And FF (204) No - you're not the only one ... who-who, who-who ...
Sid
mac (203) I'm not sure why you'd be posting that comment here, to be honest....
(204)
No, Fearless Fred has too at (205).
mac (203) I'm not sure why you'd be posting that comment here, to be honest....
(204)
No, Fearless Fred has too at (205).
Sid (172)
Sung to the tune of 'One after 909' (Let It Be album)
How sad, to be commenting on one's own message ...
Ho hum,
Sid
oh dear, I seem to be repeating myself. I seem to be repeating myself....
Please froggers - I've left plenty of Mulligatawny soup, a Royal Bengal Special, papadums & pickles, pineapple fritters and lots of stuffed paratha bread with spiced vegetables on the NC bar for you to try. Enjoy. :0)
Oh, and Bombay potatoes too.
I've got Tom Jones singing "Help Yourself" in my brain.
Please froggers - I've left plenty of Mulligatawny soup, a Royal Bengal Special, papadums & pickles, pineapple fritters and lots of stuffed paratha bread with spiced vegetables on the NC bar for you to try. Enjoy. :0)
Oh, and Bombay potatoes too.
Karen (215) - I have the theme tune to Chisum (good old John Wayne) going round in mind. It will have to be vented at somepoint or it will break out at an unopportune time.
Ah 502, it just wasn't the same without you...anyone talented feel some lyrics coming on?
Mr P - thanks everso
Karen (215) - It's not unusual!
Maybe we should rename the frog
502PM
Doubly appropriate...
I keep hoping to get 501'd...
n-n
ooop, got to dash, that's still last night's vinda loooo working....
ah.
Ffred have you got vestibular disease? You keep going round in circles!
Has anyone checked the camels' tongues today? I'm sure they've been using bluetooth but hopefully it won't lead to bluetongue...
Ooops - Silly me!
I am not allowed to post comments
Oh c'mon Mods, yes I am....
Now, this can't be right....no beach action last night (as it were). Maybe the blog needs some of that vinadloo?
Morning all, looks like I picked a good week to be away from the blog. Sorry it seems to have been so sick.
In the hopes this will get through OK, I have just placed some lovely freshly made french coffee and croissants on the bar with some English Breakfast, toast and marmalade for those of a less Gallic persuasion.
Will catch up properly later, meanwhile here's hoping not to see the inside of room 502. Here goes...
I blame it all on the problems with the blog! After all, back in September I was still in the office, so no alcohol had passed my lips. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it! (Although the reason I'm sticking to it may have something to do with the tube of superglue left on the NCMB by some prankster!)
Right. It seems Eddie's delaying the new beach, so I'll start the breakfast orders here, but don't worry, I'll have a large trolley ready to move them all to the new beach when it arrives :))
grrrr Just got told I'm not allowed to post comments. Was it something I said?
I logged on expecting a new beach and had deja vue all over again looking at the early comments. Seemed a bit familiar I thought. Obviously the early morning newsletter has disrupted our routine. Nice strapline SSC, is that a new one or a recycled one?
Testing, testing?
Well my posts have gone through quickly today - only one ''malicious'' reprimand (and that was my first comment of the day!) Now let's see how long they take to appear.....
I have a busy morning back in September, so I'll come and join you for lunch, on a new beach hopefully.
I'll leave this dried fruit compote in the fridge for elevenses.
Just nipped back to leave a hamper of goodies for the Blog-fixer. Thank you - you know who you are!
Oh dear, I hope I haven't jinxed it.....
I did try to post saying welcome back to Val P and a suggestion that there's no new beach just in case it causes more 502s etc, but the server timed out at the very thought.
Sigh.
So I've got a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION I need help with. Anyone know M*cros*ft Word quite well? I need help with a problem.
Frances 5O2. Do you want to email me re the Word question? I use it a lot here at work, so I may be able to help. my email is as follows....
Take the two parts of my name, and join with a _ . and I'm AT btinternetdotcom...
I have an intimate knowledge of Word. (I'm very accomplished in many departments.)
Try Open Office. It's better, and free as in free speech and cost-free. It will handle your archives, even if they're contaminated with the spirit of Seattle.
xx
ed
I too am a dab hand with Word. If the Beach won't work feel free to contact me by other means. ;o)
Mr Patell, what lovely lunchtime nibbles! Thanks and do stick around!
n-n, out in the bay swimming lengths... I hope that's your snorkel I'm seeing?
Fifi
My apologies if this has been mentioned already:
502 errors in the HTTP cycle
Any client (e.g. your Web browser or our CheckUpDown robot) goes through the following cycle when it communicates with your Web server:
Obtain an IP address from the IP name of your site (your site URL without the leading 'https://'). This lookup (conversion of IP name to IP address) is provided by domain name servers (DNSs).
Open an IP socket connection to that IP address.
Write an HTTP data stream through that socket.
Receive an HTTP data stream back from your Web server in response. This data stream contains status codes whose values are determined by the HTTP protocol. Parse this data stream for status codes and other useful information.
This error occurs in the final step above when the client receives an HTTP status code that it recognises as '502'.
Resolving 502 errors - general
This problem is due to poor IP communication between back-end computers, possibly including the Web server at the site you are trying to visit. Before analysing this problem, you should clear your browser cache completely.
If you are surfing the Web and see this problem for all Web sites you try to visit, then either 1) your ISP has a major equipment failure/overload or 2) there is something wrong with your internal Internet connection e.g. your firewall is not functioning correctly. In the first case, only your ISP can help you. In the second case, you need to fix whatever it is that is preventing you reaching the Internet.
If you get this problem for only some of the Web sites you try to visit then it is likely to be a problem at those sites i.e. one of their pieces of equipment is failing/overloaded. Contact the people at those sites.
Frances, I too can help with the dreaded MS W*rd package. What do you need to know?
502 - is it something to do with The Stone of Destiny?
I think the SNP may be involved
I'm getting supplies ready for a barbeque here on the beach tonight. I've already got the steaks (both beef and dolphin-friendly tuna) marinading, and the lemon, paprika, & soy sauce chicken is coming along nicely. The stuffed peppers for those not eating meat are in the fridge, ready to be cooked. Is there anything else people want me to add to the list?
Dear Psychiatrist
(please read this in an hoarse whisper)
re yours at 232
I thought we'd agreed NEVER to mention the events in the School of Oriental Studies EVER again.
and just how many other Departments have you been practising in?
FF - that all souns lovely. Have made up some couscous salad to go with and something leafy too. And a case of mixed loveliness of the drinkable kind seems to have washed up on the shore; I'll pop the bits needing a chill in the fridge.
Should be a lovely night for it....if I don't get stuck in that dreaded room that I will not name.
Dear FF (238)
I live in the barbeque home land, in the south Brazil, near Argentina and Uruguay.
The autentic barbeque or "churrasco" as we call, are made only with salt, far from the fire.
You can see in my name's link.
If I can order something for tonite, I'll prefer meat prepared our way, not marinaded. And a good british bitter beer, please.
More:
Bread with butter and garlic.
I'll be there with you.
Guima
Dear FF (238)
I live in the barbeque home land, in the south Brazil, near Argentina and Uruguay.
The autentic barbeque or "churrasco" as we call, are made only with salt, far from the fire.
You can see in my name's link.
If I can order something for tonite, I'll prefer meat prepared our way, not marinaded. And a good british bitter beer, please.
More:
Bread with butter and garlic.
I'll be there with you.
Guima
*splashes*
Wahey!!!
Up periscope!!!
Any one seen my 'whale'??!!
oh the joys of the weekend....last one to the reef's a muppet....
n-n
xx
FF
As you know, I live in the barbeque home land, in the south Brazil, near Argentine and Uruguay.
Our "churrasco", as we call, is made only with salt, far from the fire.
You can see at my name's link.
If I can order simething, I prefer meat not marinaded.
More:
Bread with butter and garlik. And a good britsh bitter beer, please.
I'll be there tonite with you all.
Guima
Ffred, thanks - you are lovely! I'll make some ratatouille to go along with it. We may have to eat it in Room 502 - the clouds are looking very ominous ;o(
Dearest frogfriends, the MS Weird problem is this:
My Mum thinks I can sort out her PC for her. It runs on a thing called Windows Milennium Edition (yes, I know, totally obsolete). When she's trying to save a document on Weird, she can't just save; it will only let her 'save as'.
Any ideas, since I'm trying to train her to save as she works?
Thank you, oh great ones.
PS: Feefs, ma chere, I can't email you through your link above, cos I use a web-based email, not my ISP's.
Frances 502,
Can she get a save with ctrl-s?
I have a copy of windoze millennium on an old computer and it's total rubbish as well as obsolete, but I'll have a wee play and see if I can find a way to save easy.
The old computer will be amazed to see winME again, as it's got very used to booting into linux...
xx
ed
Cammelia, Lady Dromedary (239)
Dear Lady, you should know that I would never speak indiscreetly. My integrity is not limited to the obligations of the Hippocratic Oath. However as you have raised the subject I feel that I am free to say that my experiences in the School of Oriental Studies had a profound and life-enhancing effect.
Since that time I have gauged all "experiences" against those events. Many have not measured up and that has disappointed but not surprised me.
As to my activities in other Departments I can only say that I have always adhered to the old adage that 'practice makes perfect'.
Re CLD (239)
A HORSE whisper????? Has, ahem, has someone been pretending to be a camel all along??
H.
Guima: what a feast !!
yumpsk!
n-n
Don't know if this beach will be here for long but anyway....
Good morning good folks of blogworld...I am thinking of opening a new internet establishment.
Cafe 502, from where we will not be able to post on any blog except the Chris Evans one!
Outline planning permission has been granted for the building on plot near the Northern Rock.
Funds have been raised at eighteen times my annual gross income but the interest, I have been assured, is fixed at .000123%.
Anyhoo, Saturday morning fry up available at NC's
DIY
oh....
Comment Submission Error
Your comment submission failed for the following reasons:.......SNAFU
but i havent posted anything for hours...!
Frances (246):
If you point your web based email at lyingscotmusic at aol dot com, I will be able to pick up your message. (It too is web based so I don't need to worry about security in giving it out.)
Sorry if that isn't a solution, and I've missed the point ... I'm not the most technical frogger on the strand!
Mac (251):
I'll ignore the rest of your comments ("...some of my best friends...." and all that) but I wish to make 2 things clear:
1) I don't have every frogger's address
2) Even if I did, I don't give them out!
... and if this gets a 502 I'll be boycotting the blog till it's sorted. :o(
Fifi
Thanks DIWyman...nice strapline again - though I had to enlist the help of fellow froggers to translate it! That Eddie's a bit of a dark horse, eh! I never saw him as a high-flier, somehow. ;o)
Where is my latin dictionary?
I'm offski to a wedding - have a nice day!
DIY: help!!
All I've come up with so far is:
"PM Stronger in the key of D, and better looking than the average, Eddie"
shome mishtake shurely (on my part?)! help!!
nikki
nikki noodle - all I will say is that from the source which explains the strapline comes the following, which is a rallying cry to frustrated froggers (though the blog seems a bit better today)
Adeste comites. Per ardua surgo
Does anyone have a remote-controlled aeroplane? We could try writing that in letters in the sky :o)
Nikki (256)
Something like: Strong in action, gentle in manner. (Perhaps 'iron fist in velvet glove'?)
Sidnius Senex
Frances 502 (246),
I couldn't get at the 'old' MSWord, but I fooled around with the XP version.
When you have entered at least one line of text, and go to , it will offer you 'save as' because your document doesn't have a title yet. You have to enter a title, and then click 'OK' or , and your document will be saved under the title you provided. (The XP version offers the first few words of the document as a 'working title', and will save it as that.)
Thereafter, if you go to only 'save as' is offered, but pressing ctrl-s (or ctrl-S) will save the document under its (already given) title.
You can do a ctrl-s anytime, and with windoze Millenniun, I'd recommend doing it at least after every paragraph. It happens in the background, so you don't see any evidence, unless you watch the wee disc LED-light, but it happens.
If Mum has been ctrl-s-ing every so often under a 'working title', she can then save the (or a) final copy with and entering whatever title she wants. This will leave the 'working title' copy as a backup. This can also be achieved with alt-f-a (hold down alt key and press f and then a) and providing a title when prompted.
Hope this helps.
xx
ed
It won't help if I'm not allowed to post comments!
GGGGRRRRRRRRR!
Frances 502 (246), *(reformatted to show ">" & "<")
I couldn't get at the 'old' MSWord, but I fooled around with the XP version.
When you have entered at least one line of text, and go to <file/save> , it will offer you 'save as' because your document doesn't have a title yet. You have to enter a title, and then click 'OK' or <return>, and your document will be saved under the title you provided. (The XP version offers the first few words of the document as a 'working title', and will save it as that.)
Thereafter, if you go to <file> only 'save as' is offered, but pressing ctrl-s (or ctrl-S) will save the document under its (already given) title.
You can do a ctrl-s anytime, and with windoze Millenniun, I'd recommend doing it at least after every paragraph. It happens in the background, so you don't see any evidence, unless you watch the wee disc LED-light, but it happens.
If Mum has been ctrl-s-ing every so often under a 'working title', she can then save the (or a) final copy with and entering whatever title she wants. This will leave the 'working title' copy as a backup. This can also be achieved with alt-f-a (hold down alt key and press f and then a) and providing a title when prompted.
Hope this helps.
xx
ed
thanks peeps!
why didn't he just *say* so!!!
n-n
PS sounds like a well known washing powder; no hang on, I mean toilet tissue....!
So, no new beach yet? The sand here's getting rather dirty ..... Oh, sorry, it was just RJD's jokes.
Well, I was malicious - and I haven't posted for many many hours. Some things never change.
Then I was malicious again.
One more go then I'm off ......
Ed, you igle. I mean angel. I will ring her up and see if this helps.
And this is not malicious, it's pleasant and friendly.
OK, so I was able to submit a malicious comment on another thread. Can I please submit an abusive one now?
Thanks. Just testing.
Will this comment make it?
Fifi xx
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Am I allowed back on the Beach now I have apologised?
A regular frogger has just emailed me, upset because she believed that she, and she alone, had been banned from the blog.
Why?
Because the blog told her 'you are not allowed to post comments'!
Please, froggers, if you too get this message, I urge you to email PM and encourage them to stop being so understanding of the IT team's difficulties ... and to start some serious nagging to get this whole nonsense sorted at last.
I'm unconvinced by the excuses so far. And when froggers are being upset by the blog itself ... steps must be taken.
Fifi
Fifi (268) I agree - there was some explanation somewhere that when lots of people try to comment at the same time the blog thinks it's under attack and stops them. But it's not like we get these messages occasionally at 'peak' times, it just seems to happen for days (?weeks!) at a time!
I agree that people will just give up if it carries on like this.
BTW is that why we haven't had a new beach this week?
Ban us all, go on then, I dare you!!!
One out - all out! That's what I say! I am currently engaged in preparing a wee placard (which I shall nail to a stick), and, come five pm on Mon 1st, I shall commence going around the kitchen table, calling all comrades with the rousing slogan:
"what do we want?"
"uncomplicated access to posting individual messages onto the PM blog"
"when do we want it?"
"NOW! (or as soon as feasibly possible, what with all the budget cuts and everything, if that's ok with you, thanks, and by the way, definitely before you begin the new interactive show, which otherwise will go belly up, see if it don't...)"
Catchy or what?!!
n-n
xx
[PS what does the placard read? 'best interactive programme, Schmbest interactive programme, I say'
At least it would, but I couldnt fit all that onto my cut out cearal packet cardboard. Actually it *is* a bit hard to read, and looks quite a mess].
PSS PPS or what is the right one? I have gotten into this huff only cos someone is upset at a massage, as relaid by fifi (268).
Personally, I never believe a word i read on the screen anyway......!
(tee hee!)
PPSPPSSSP My message to fellow froggers is to post anyway, they don't ban people for words.
oooooh straight through!!!
Fixed? I hope so!!! Yay!!!
all sorts of yummy scrumptiousness on the bar,
n-n
x
FiFI, Gossipmistress and fellow Froggers - I'll add my tuppenceworth by saying that the Blog is understandably VERY quiet at the moment because people have given it up as a bad job. However, the resulting lack of postings hasn't made the Blog any better. So where does that leave the theory of Spam?
And goodness only knows what chaos will ensue when/if we all start sending in our photos.
Right - I'm stomping off to compose my e-mail.....
I am in that curious limbo between finishing urgent chores and waiting for visitors to arrive 'mid afternoon ish'. What should I do, that can be dropped as soon as the doorbell goes?
Kedgeree on the bar for anyone in search of a late lunch. Unsuitable for vegetarians I'm afraid (as I had to regretfully tell the hungry veggie who turned up at my door unexpectedly towards the end of cooking it) but very, very tasty. Made with kippers!
And for those in my neck of the woods in September ... don't forget it's our week for kerbside glass collection, yippee.
Fifi ;o)
Visitors should be here around 4ish!
* suddenly wonders if there are enough biscuits *
Oh well, too late to wrry about it now.
Fifi ;o)
Quiet here init?
Just testing,,,,,,
Just came from lunch: pizza and beer.
Now: maybe a good "siesta".
Afternoon : a moto bike ride. Does someone has a motorcycle to join? We could explore the island's roads.
Guima
Guima (276) What a lovely idea. May I ride with you? A motorbike ride would blow the cobwebs away, and cheer me up.
Where's RJD with his jokes? I am taking this Blog far too seriously today, and need to lighten up!
Of course, Guillian, I have another helmet. It was a tough week for me and nothing like a bike to lighten our minds.
G
Gillian - I've decided it is not worth the effort at the moment. Been told repeatedly that I am not allowed to post.
I've read the supposed reasons that the blog is suffering problems and I think they are absolute bilge. I feel sorry for Eddie and Marc having to pass on such patent nonsense to us. I'd much rather the "techies" either said the system isn't up to the job or that they haven't a clue, rather than blame it on too many people trying to post. Absolute nonsense.
Gosh, is that really us?!!
Doesn't sound like us lot - when we were told we'd never get to 50,000 we got on and did it.
Now some of us are told we aren't allowed to post - and we give up?!! No!!
I think I am going to go down to the shore and the waves:
*sings*
I woke up this mornin
an' got out of bed,
I switched on ma pc
an read what I read:
an' I got the bluuuuuuueeeeeees,
man, I got dem 'PM Blog' blueeeeeesssss!!
*plays the air guitar*
da daaaaaa di dee di da!!!
n-n
xx
Yahooooo!
No, that's not an advert, it's me cheering because I've got my new desk and I've just set up my computer on it and I can get back on to the blog - hooray! Not to mention spending over an hour being talked through setting up a wireless network jobby - what a patient man at T*sc*al*. The box said it was a three miniute job - for whom I feel inclined to ask?!
Anyway, hello eveyone, it's good to be back. Hope you're all ok and frogging well. I've not got too much time at the mo (dinner's in the oven), but I see, briefly, that there seems to be some unrest in the ranks. I must admit to having been 501/2'd (whatever) recently when trying to wave a passing hello.
Anyway, I'll be back in the week. In the meantime there's a crate of beer and wine on the bar to celebrate my new study status.
Cheery bye for now.
Izz xx
Hi, back on the beach after a week enjoying the delights of Dent and Sedbergh in the Yorkshire Dales.
The "Sun Inn" in Dent was visited most days and I can highly recommend the Kamakazee ale from the Dent Brewery.
RAF jet fighters on low-level training were about the only real intrusion in a wonderfully quiet area. Walks were plentiful and we're back suitably refreshed.
Thanks to all those who made suggestions for things to do and places to see - we tried some.
We would definitely NOT recommend the Sportsmans Inn at Cowgill despite their website claims.
The viaducts on the Settle to Carlisle railway were spectacular and Hawes on market day was charming - especially the carrot cake from the little bakery just off the main street.
Back on the diet tomorrow but, for now, a glass of red and a relax in the sunset.
Just trying to post cos I got fed up of 502 last week. Gordon, good to know you enjoyed Dent and its area.
Shiraz on the bar. Surprised there is no new beach, eric probably too busy plugging Radio 4 at 40. Enjoyed what I heard.
Mr Noodle - I just scrolled up and saw the bottom of your message & knew immediately it was you!! You sound as mad as a bag of ferrets!!x
(Ooooo malicious ferrets apparently Grr!)
I wonder who chose that strapline for today? (Posted to see if the 502 problem is still around)
H.
Well, it appears Eddie has forgotten the new beach, so I'll start tidying up the w/e empties, and drag a rake over the sand to make things spick & span for the new week....
Nice to see you again Izzy (281) and Gordon (282)
Scrambled egg on toast for breakfast, anyone?
Somone with a sense of humour, I think, Humph (285)
testing.....
well, the first try went through (but yet to appear) so have brought down, somewhat tentatively, coffee, various teas and thick toast (buttered of course)....lets see what happens!
hmmmm. Now I know the blog's playing up a bit, but this seems to be rather personal. I know I frogged before ww at (286) but nothing's appeared! Help! I've turned invisible!!
Okay, so I'm going crazy! I just frogged to say my comments hadn't appeared. That post gets acknowledged, then I click on the "return to the original post" link, and they're there! This could be a very confusing day!!
Morning all. Fresh, warm scotch pancakes on the bar for an early elevenses. Lashings of organic butter to go with them.
Just off to the supermarket - anything I can get for you?
A.
xx
GM - that is the second time you have used the phrase "a bag of ferrets" in the last couple of weeks. The first time I clicked on your link, hoping to see "a bag of ferrets", only to be disappointed.
Please, you of all people should be in a position to provide us with the photographic evidence of theis phenomenon. Could you manage it? (In your own time, naturally. No rush. But today would be good)
Hi Anne (293) if you could bring me my daily dose of chocolate that would be great. thanks!
millie
Annasee - Would do?
Well this is progress anyway - I'm only mailicious now!
Anne, Any chance of a curly-wurly?
I'm on a coffee run as two patients in a row have not turned up. grrrrrr!
RJD - FANTASTIC! You've made my day (well it was never going to be very exciting anyway, so this is definitely the highpoint so far).
GM - consider yourself sacked. Poor customer service, in the "ferret in a bag" department.
Millie (295), Montezuma 73% dark chocolate in the fridge next to the curly wurly for Ffred. Hope you like it dark and strong.
Annasee - Of course there is always the version!
And in winter the is very popular!
Welcome back, Izzy and Gordon.
LOVE the ferret bags, RJD!
I also loved the strapline. Silliness on a rainy Monday back in Sep - er, I mean October is always a good idea.
Here's a ferret in its sleeping bag.
You can also get ferret hammocks.
Which begs the question: should we have ferrets on the Beach? Or will they frighten the camels?
RJD, I trust the ferrets gave consent to be bagged. New message "I am not allowed to submit"
Ah, but can you prove that any of the ferrets shown are mad, RJD?
The blog is in a mess, and the way it's being "dealt with" is to lie to its users. I don't blame Marc and Eric for this, because I think they pass on what they were told.
I find myself feeling, with Fifi, that I am fed up with the waste of my time and the way that I'm being caused to look as if I am posting several times when I haven't, or that I have posted at all when I was told that I hadn't. It is very tempting just to go away until it is fixed -- and of course if we all did that, it would be "fixed", because there would be nothing there to *go* wrong!
But how would I ever know that it wasn't messed up if I didn't try to post occasionally?
I am sure you can get more ferretts in a bag than that! But it does prompt me to look and see what a box of frogs looks like (as in 'he's mad as a box of frogs').
RJD you're a star! Thank you from ''Guillian''(278) ;o)
Guima, that bike ride was great. I feel much better today. May we do it again soon, please?
Help yourselves to banana fritters with golden syrup.
Fearless - Ah, but that's not my department. I'm only supplying the photographs at Annasee's request. It was Gossipmistress who made the "mad as. . " comment, so I'll refer you to her.
There's also 'mad as a box of frogs', which I feel may be a very real piece of maliciousness.
I'm getting through OK today (is this tempting fate?)
Guillianian - You're welcome!
Ah. The bloggage gobbled a post which, I now find, was almost the same as witchi's; about 'mad as a box of frogs'.
Which suggests that frogs are mad. This frog hasn't been totally sane recently...
Frances (313) - not sure as too the frog being mad as mildly eccentric. Curmudgenly perhaps?
Anyone for mid afternoon tea and biccies - jammie dodgers, iced rings, pink wafers and garibaldis.
witchiwoman - Not sure about but they are not exactly normal!
"More moves than a bag of monkeys" is one of my favourites...............
Talking of boxes of frogs - well, sort of. Does anybody have any expertise in identifying toad spore (i.e. dung)? I am convinced that a toad is leaving small presents in our garage on a regular basis. Mrs UtT has convinced herself it is rodents - I'm not so sure..........
Malicious, moi?
FFred - Mad? They look blo**ing furious to me!
Annassee - I apologise. I will endeavour to blog without repetition or hesitation. I cannot guarantee there will be no deviation.......
Upthe Trossachs - send a picture of said "spoor" in for Eddie to post. As far as I know he's never posted a picture of toad/rodent droppings on the blog, this could be an award-winning first! And someone is bound to be able to identify it.
RJD (315) - thats a far nicer pic than the ones I turned up. Frogs (the real kind) not being my favourite creature.
OK, witchi, fair comment.
Maybe the box is too full of frogs and that's what's causing all the problems?
Here's another one (this image searching is fun!)
OOOH!! My first 502 of the day!!!!!! The thrill of it.
Gillian I'm better today too, despite the monday mornig blues.
Sunny day and fresh air at our faces was great.
The bike is at garage. I'll let u all know the next ride.
Have a good week.
G
Thanks Gilian.
The bike's ready for the next ride. I'll let u know. Everybody is invited.
Have a good week.
G
Testing, testing. Wow, it looks like I've missed a oad of angst? Good job I've not being relying on t'frog for moral support of late - otherwise I'd be jumping off BeachyHead! (If I knew where that was).
Howeve, I am feeling much empowered through having made success of driving to the West Midlands on Saturday - me, on my own, well with the dog for company. Pity he can't navigate.
See y'all later (if this posts).
How bizarre. I was sure my last post wasn't going through - computer froze for ages after I pressed submit, eventually I got fed up & logged off. But the post is now there!
GM - you'll be doing better than the rest of us if you manage to blog without hesitation or repetition! This blog seems to specialise in both at the moment. Got any ferret photos for us? Ferret in a bandage? Ferret biting vet? Ferret escaping from cage in vet's surgery?
HELP.......it's me with a dial up speed internet connection....
....Yarm is a nice market town with 'really' nice peeps....
..saw a steam train built out of bricks yesterday in Darlington....it was late and Eddie wasn't on it!
more to......
HELP.......it's me with a dial up speed internet connection....
....Yarm is a nice market town with 'really' nice peeps....
..saw a steam train built out of bricks yesterday in Darlington....it was late and Eddie wasn't on it!
more to......
Thanks Gillian and Francis - it's good to be back.
Learnt all (ish) about private water supplies today, last week it was dermatitis in catering and hairdressing. I lead an exciting life you know!
I loved the ferret in a sleeping bag. I went somewhere last week that had prarie dogs - now they're dead cute, and probably wouldn't scare the camels either. Something to think about fellow froggers...
Thanks Gillian and Francis - it's good to be back.
Learnt all (ish) about private water supplies today, last week it was dermatitis in catering and hairdressing. I lead an exciting life you know!
I loved the ferret in a sleeping bag. I went somewhere last week that had prarie dogs - now they're dead cute, and probably wouldn't scare the camels either. Something to think about fellow froggers...
right.
I see, it's like *that* is it?!!!?!?! GM??? You started this (284) ferret business, this time!!!
So I trogged over to my local ferret emporium, and asked for a regular bag-sized bag of their finest produce...and popped them onto the mad-o-meter, and hopped onto the other side, just to see which was the more madder.
Of course it was the ferrets. They were flippin furious! (And I had my finger on the scale....)
I think a new improved comparison is called for, Ms G Mistress!
n-n
xx
As mad as a mophead on a moped....
Dear All
Apologies if my comment above arrives more than once, I was waiting for 40 minutes for it to be accepted and may have hit submit more than I should :o(
Izz xx
Listening to a programme on Radio 4 at the moment about , which seems a little to me...
There's almost always something worth listening to on Radio 4...
I've just discovered and am listening to a programme on at the moment about , which seems a little to me...
Sad to hear about Ned.
I think I shall raise a glass and propose a toast to him in the NC bar - along with all of us who are here tonight.
nik
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
I forget the words for this bit
Happy Birthday to me.
H.
Well haven't even visited this beach till now!
And what a lovely one it is.
I thought I'd take time out from living on top of our Freezer, in the kitchen - literally - while all the remedail repairs are being done to our water damaged living room-
TO SAY
Happy Birthday to Humph
Happy Birthday to Humph
Happy Birthday dear Humph
Happy Birthday to You!
A few of us were having a chinwag on the camstreams thingie - including Humph - when he announced the news!
We have been very busy - I am still around - but so many posts have not made it through I'm stalling till things get a little easier and perhaps the Frog gets fixed.
My last night's post hasn't appeared.... :-(
Sorry to hear about Ned
Happy Birthday Humph!!!
Are you working or playing today???
Mr N-N - how about 'Mad as a Brush' then (but clearly not as mad as George W Brush)
Happy Birthday Humph - some of my special chocolate birthday cake on the bar.
Happy birthday Humph!!
Right - I need something to wake me up so am off for a swim in the beautiful blue sea. The dolphins seem to be about too.
I'll whip up some scrambled eggs when I get back - could someone get the coffee machine warmed up please.
Happy Birthday Humph! Hope you have a lovely day.
Happy Birthday Humph - some of my special chocolate birthday cake on the bar.
A.
xx
Well there is cake really, but I may have to fight my way out of room 502 to get it to you.
....
Don't mind wishing Humph Happy Birthday repeatedly, but apologies if this appears more than once. One last attempt and then I'm giving up for the moment.
viz spoor
have a chum who runs a garage which is administered to by a robust young woman. She spotted some 'droppings' and was making quite gentle enquiries as to what they came from. Since when the lads, being rural, have been taking in other samples to leave for her mystification - sheep, badger, fox, and one even they can't identify.
The feeling is, they'll be making their own tea for a month when she finds out, but worth it.
Aunt Dahlia sometimes you talk a load of.... well never mind!
Happy Birthday Humph!!!!!! are you giving away party bags???
Re; spoor
I am now 99.9% certain it is toad droppings.
Blackish, about 2cm long and quite hard and dry. When broken up there are visible wings and other insect parts. Unfortunately, my probing of the spoor has destroyed my only remaining specimen. I will keep an eye out for more and will send a photograph........
Happy birthday Humph!
Happy birthday Humph!
Happy burpday, Humph!!!!!!!! (hope my card arrived OK)
. . .
1. I deliver a right rowlocking* by email to PM last night.
Result: not even an automated acknowledgement.
Conclusion: frogger non grata?
2. Newsletter promises pickies of 'new trains from old' on the blog.
Result: no such pickies.
Conclusion: my friend the trainspotter will be sad.
3. "Eddie Mair on The Beach".
Result: no sign of Eddie on the Beach.
Conclusion: abandon beach awhile longer!
Fifi
502'd.... give up....
* retires to lunch *
Fifi :o(((
Happy burpday, Hump.... maybe THAT will get through?
Hippo Bathday, Humph (From a Franglais Fred today)
Fifi! Come back! Your comment has got through and the blog has suddenly got faster! HAs someone been dyn*rodding it?
Happy birthday humph
And fifi I've posted a link on the train posting to the carriages FirstGreatNorthernrailTrack will be using. :-)
I am NOT a trainspotter (honest)
PS Annasee - tried to post you a link to my only 2 vets' photos of a ferret but it didn't work! SO now the moment has completely passed... but if you click my name it should link to them! (Don't get too excited, it's not even in a bag!!) x
GM - the pics are great! Am fascinated by the poor little thing with weak bones....for the sake of closure, was it ok?
Happy Birthday Humph
I've left a drop of Deanston on the bar
Slainte
( oh,and some 'tablet' fae Johnsons fudge shop)
Hi Witchi - both pics are of the same ferret. It did ok with pain control once its' diet was corrected but it wouldn't have won any races!
GM - thanks for that (didn't read the second caption- d'oh!).
Happy B'day, Humph!
Fifi (346) I had a proper response to my complaint, as did another frogger we know, so be patient a little bit longer!
You obviously have a way with words - one cross word from you and the Blog starts behaving itself! ;o)
Hi ferrets!
Be careful, there are North African desert foxes on this beach!
'You'll get yours yet
However big you think you aaarrr'
Yours till the tide turns,
mac
Hi ferrets!
Be careful, there are North African desert foxes on this beach!
'You'll get yours yet
However big you think you aaarrr'
Yours till the tide turns,
mac
GM - thanks for the ferret pics. I must say I do prefer them with skin on though! Poor little love. Glad he recovered in the end.
Aunt Dahlia - we can go one better in the puzzling spoor department. A few years ago I bought some walnut marzipan (it's quite rare, & for a good reason). When I wanted to use it, discovered it was rancid. An unattractive shade of brown too. Thought, "what to do with this now?"
Obvious. Shape it into suitably spoor-shaped pieces, drop it over fence onto next-doors patio. How we laughed at their puzzlement over the next few days at the range & varied sizes of the "droppings" that appeared overnight. Not the neighbours we have now, I hasten to add!
Unfortunately, we could never own up, as the marzipan left greasy marks on their newly-laid patio slabs. Oooops....
Well can I say a big thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday today? Very much appreciated all of you. Special thanks to Anne P, whose decision to do two chocolate cakes means that there was more than enough to go around. Yes, Fifi, your card did arrive OK and thank you for that as well.
Oh, and yes I did get your e-card as well, Gillian. Thank you for that too. Just do not tell Fifi about it before the meet later this month. We do not want to give her the wrong idea, now do we? Of which I will say no more at this time! ;o)
Thank you all again.
H.
[502鈥檇 7:50pm
Resent: 8:20pm]
Good grief!!
I have just spent the past hour and a half raking all the muck of the beach!! I have had a wonderful time, actually, and thoroughly enjoyed it!!!
All cleared up and tidy, sandy and perfect!!
Time for a small glasss.....
n-n
x
satisfied and content
Hi everyone!
What a spin it's in here...
Anyhoo, (just back from the Highlands you see!)
just wanted to wish , LOUDLY,
''HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUMPH!! ''xxx
What have I missed then?
Must unpack m' kilt now...
Mollyxx
Happy bitrthday, H.
or:
FELIZ ANIVERS脕RIO, as we say here.
Guima
Good day Froggers!
Well, I'm back, albeit somewhat later that anticipated. Had a splendid week away, just the break Mrs Wonko and I needed. Unfortunately we both then came down with the flu upon our return home. At least we could be ill and sorry for ourselves together. I'm sure I've missed loads on the Beach, I'm also certain it would take too long to catch up.
However, a quick skim reveals that belated wishes of Many Happy Returns of the Day are due to Humph, hope it was good one old fruit!
I bring large stocks of shortbread and Edinburgh Rock for the bar at Nick's - do help yourselves. I'm also putting a couple of crates of Senior Spotted Chicken behind the bar.
Right, back to catching up with a vast pile of e-mails!
;o) []
Megaphone Beach annoucement:
'Hi ferrets, all!
The camels are coming yoho, yoho!
The camels are coming yoho!
Men of the Beach:
The sexual urge of your camel
Is greater than anyone thinks
In the height of its coming season
It loves to relate to the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior endtrance
Is blocked by sand from the Nile
Which accounts for the Humps of the camels
And the Sphinx's superior smile.
Only a few Sphinx costumes left, laydees, so be quick to avoid disappointment.
Hey, n - n, (362), is the Rake making too much or too little Progress? (Link)'
Yours till the clouds block the sun,
mac
I refuse to believe there have been only 2 comments on the beach all day. Curse of the 502s?
Sorry, started reading about the kids leaving home discussion and have to add my bit...even thought it's soooooo last week.
My Mum started buying me luggage for birthdays & christmas from the age of about 17...then when I came back from my first year at Uni she had turned the house that used to house four teenagers (I was the youngest) into a bed and breakfast.
I came home to find a brass No2 on the door and tea and coffee making facilities in my room. The upside was having remote controlled colour telly in my room!
She'd moved all my belongings out into the attic when I was gone. By the next holidays I too was sleeping in the attic room!
peej - yep, I tried to crawl in to a hammock at 9am and ended up in a cold, echoy room with bad lighting...
Humph - Why do you resent 8.20pm? What's it ever done to you?
peej - yep, I tried to crawl in to a hammock at 9am and ended up in a cold, echoy room with bad lighting...
and its much the same now
Please sign the list below to point out to mac that Hogarth's 'House' is 150 metres from Chiswick House grounds.
Yours,
till they fell the cedars at Chiswick,
....... (37*) mac........
Please sign the list below to point out to mac that Hogarth's 'House' is 150 metres from Chiswick House grounds.
Yours,
till they fell the cedars at Chiswick,
....... (37*) mac........
Please sign the list below to point out to mac that Hogarth's 'House' is 150 metres from Chiswick House grounds.
Yours,
till they fell the cedars at Chiswick,
....... (37*) mac........
Please sign the list below to point out to mac that Hogarth's 'House' is 150 metres from Chiswick House grounds.
Yours,
till they fell the cedars at Chiswick,
....... (37*) mac........
Belated thank yous for the 鈥淗appy birthday鈥 wishes from Molly and the 鈥淔eliz Aniversario鈥 greetings from Guima.
GM, had the Frog allowed my posting of 7:50pm, I would have had no resentment at 8:20pm as it would have been a passing moment of the evening, nothing more. If you are offended by my resentment, please talk to blog-owner-thinking-everything-is-okay-type people.
H.
..and that Hogarth hated Palladian architecture whetherat Chiswick, Gibside or Stourhead.....
Ah Humph! Personally I resent 06.50 quite strongly most mornings.... ;-)
This beach is fast becoming deserted. The woman in the photo at the top also appears to have lost the blood supply to her right arm. I wonder if we'll ever get a new one.. (beach, not arm)
Ah Humph! Personally I resent 06.50 quite strongly most mornings.... ;-)
This beach is fast becoming deserted. The woman in the photo at the top also appears to have lost the blood supply to her right arm. I wonder if we'll ever get a new one.. (beach, not arm)
Hello....?
362, 370, 376, 378.
Its his birthday. Gossip, chelate, OK?
Hi peeps, I am back in circulation after a spell up North in Darlington. No www access at the Pre*ier Tra*el I*n so I am in need of Beach Therapy!
Sorry I missed yer Birfday Humph, would have baked you a cake an bought you a pint, anyhoo ..Bappy Hirthday H!
I have left an enormous pile of hot spicy triangular corn chips with various dips at NC's while I go for a spot of beach coming...
.....oh btw, Feefs, as I came down the A1 past Stamford I am sure I could hear you!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................502'd......................
oh and Happy Birthday H, 21 again aye?
DIY back from 'up North'
DIY : We are but 5 mins off the A1. You should have dropped in for a cuppa!
(And it's SO who said that, at nearly 1am!)
Next time, right....?
Fifi
good morning froggers, and a lovelly autumnal one it is here on the Broads.
two days off from RL so i will spending some time beach combing, swimming and generally catching up on some R&R...
..in the meen time, coffee and dunkin doughnuts on the bar..
Feefs, will do, I am coming past your place again a week on Saturday and a week on Monday.....do I have to wear a suit?
DIY
testing...
Ah, a hammock, just what the doctor ordered (or at least it would be if I asked him). Can someone wake me up when it's lunchtime? I promise I'll rustle up some food later as a thank-you....
Am going to make a bid for the hammock again as completely failed to even get near it yesterday. Long, long day yesterday, restorative hot milk and honey to hand.....and relax. Hope everyone else has a happy thurdsay x
(if this gets 502'd I will give up on posting today, haven't got the energy!)
502'd again.
Sigh.
See you at the weekend, peeps.
Maybe...
Fifi :o(
Well, I've never seen a Beach grind to a halt before! Whatever is the matter with the poor thing? Is the PM Blog a victim of it's own success? Or does it just to relax with a glass of something long, cold and tinkly, possibly with some fruit floating in it? These and other questions will resolutely refuse to be answered in the next almost thrilling installment of the Beach!
Sorry, need to take some of my dried frog pills again, it's been one of those weeks...
There's some tea and buns on the bar at Nick's for anyone in need of them.
;o) []
witchi.....dont jump into that hammock, Fearless is.....toooo late.
well I guess it is big enough for both of you...have fun..
DOH....502...SNAFU
Fifi and witchi
I see what you both mean now!
This is a waste of time!
Byeeeeeee.....
Mollyxx
Fifi-
Don't say that.....;-(
I'm sure it's only a phase- isn't it?....
Mollyxx
Fifi (389) it is beyond infuriating. Really really beyond infuriating.
Since the most recent Blog problems first appeared, almost two weeks ago, I have been asking questions of those in the know and trying to get answers. I did do a specific post the other day, containing the answers I got, which I put up in the hope it would offer some proper useful advice on what's going on. In the end it annoyed people - and I know why - as it seemed to raise more questions than it answered.
Each time froggers have emailed, rest assured I have forwarded them to the right people. I'm sorry the problems continue.
Can I offer THIS insight - just from me. I may be wrong about bits of this but it's how I understand things. Blogs at the 成人论坛 are still - in the eyes of the 成人论坛 - at a test stage. This means that things we might want to do take an age or can't be done. An outside company is also involved.
Maybe I should be more grateful that the Blog has worked as well as it has in the past! If it's any help, please know that there are a load of people pushing VERY hard to get things fixed. For my money, this blog is so big and successful and such a valuable tool for us and for you that I think the 成人论坛 should have a little look at its priorities and stop farting about. If we're going to do something we should try to do it brilliantly.
Any chance of a coffee at the NC?
And yes I was 502'd the first time I tried to post this.
Fifi (389) it is beyond infuriating. Really really beyond infuriating.
Since the most recent Blog problems first appeared, almost two weeks ago, I have been asking questions of those in the know and trying to get answers. I did do a specific post the other day, containing the answers I got, which I put up in the hope it would offer some proper useful advice on what's going on. In the end it annoyed people - and I know why - as it seemed to raise more questions than it answered.
Each time froggers have emailed, rest assured I have forwarded them to the right people. I'm sorry the problems continue.
Can I offer THIS insight - just from me. I may be wrong about bits of this but it's how I understand things. Blogs at the 成人论坛 are still - in the eyes of the 成人论坛 - at a test stage. This means that things we might want to do take an age or can't be done. An outside company is also involved.
Maybe I should be more grateful that the Blog has worked as well as it has in the past! If it's any help, please know that there are a load of people pushing VERY hard to get things fixed. For my money, this blog is so big and successful and such a valuable tool for us and for you that I think the 成人论坛 should have a little look at its priorities and stop farting about. If we're going to do something we should try to do it brilliantly.
Any chance of a coffee at the NC?
And yes I was 502'd the first time I tried to post this. And the second.
Thanks Eddie
hmmmm I'm being 502'd all over the blog today. Any chance of an update, Marc/Eddie, on when things will be back to "normal"?
Eddie
Large coffee coming up!
Mollyxx
Oh thank you Molly (397). MUCH needed.
LOL....oh err missus wots that pong.....oh its the 成人论坛 farting about.
Eddie, dont take it personally, just give us the name of the person we needs to have a quiet word with behind the sand dunes.
In the mean time have some of this rather remarkable Columbian Coffee.
Of course there is another 成人论坛 blog that's available. It works really really well, infact brilliantly. :0)
seems like a good moment to whip out the sticky buns from behind my back.
mmm they go *chew* really *chew* well with the *swallow* coffee *slurp*
...don't mind if i have another
Thanks for the update, Eddie :-) I've left a bottle behind the bar for you to imbibe from...
Ah, is that the sun going over the yardarm already?
seems like a good moment to whip out the sticky buns from behind my back.
mmm they go *chew* really *chew* well with the *swallow* coffee *slurp*
...don't mind if i have another
Thank for the update Eddie. I think we all understand that it's basically out of your direct control, that doesn't make the problems any the less infuriating (as you are well aware).
Here's to an absence of corporate flattus very soon!
;o) []
LOL....oh err missus wots that pong.....oh its the 成人论坛 farting about.
Eddie, dont take it personally, just give us the name of the person we needs to have a quiet word with behind the sand dunes.
In the mean time have some of this rather remarkable Columbian Coffee we call it Cafe 502, it leaves a rather bitter after taste!
DIY
Having been 502'd yesterday, this is by way of a toe in the water. If it doesn't work I'll just lurk for a while.
If I get any further than the threshold of room 502, there will be fresh vegetable and lentil soup for those who like it and some of the pears from a very prolific tree in our garden.
well here goes....
Fred (403) I will take you up on that.
Dear Eddie and fellow froggers
I refer you all back to an earlier post.....
Don't know if this beach will be here for long but anyway....
Good morning good folks of blogworld...I am thinking of opening a new internet establishment.
Cafe 502, from where we will not be able to post on any blog except the Chris Evans one!
Outline planning permission has been granted for the building on plot near the Northern Rock.
Funds have been raised at eighteen times my annual gross income but the interest, I have been assured, is fixed at .000123%.
Full planning permission has now been granted but I have hit a bit of a stumbling block.
I intend this place to be green, to that end shall we have electricity produced by:-
A, a 1000' tall wind turbine?
B, a barrage stretching accross the Sea of Tranquility from the Northern Rock to Weston-S-Mud?
C, Eddie and team on excercise bikes coupled to a generator.
D, a gas turbine burning the gas produced by the '成人论坛 farting about'?
E, we nick the tricity off of Chris Evans blog?
F, get Gillian to knit a really big pair of Speedos with built in solar panels?
G, or stick 'Socks' the Blue Peter cat in a tread mill.
H, a really big nuclear power station?
If you want to vote for your choice call 0845 123321, calls cost 45p a minute from a landline, calls from a mobile vary but start at 89p a second. VOIP is not possible.
Alternatively you can mail your choice to:-
megapower@ivegotawhopper.org, just put Green Power in the mail heading and dont forget to included your credit card number, date of expiry and PIN after your vote.
Thanks
DIY 419
I'll join you there DIY. I bring some very dark chocolate and a cask of real ale, both guaranteed to have the correct flavour.
Thanks for the explanation, Eddie. Much appreciated. Both times!
Fifi
... heading straight to Caf茅 502, do not pass Go...
Thank you for the update & for all your efforts Eddie - it really is Sooooo frustrating! I must've spent 3 hours or so trying to post about 4 comments yesterday and you just can't tell whether or not they've gone through!
Thanks - have a well-deserved drink & get your feet up in that hammock!x
It's amazing how so many froggers have excellent blogs - which attract a great number of comments - and clearly work!
If Eddie doesn't have the pull to convinve the bosses at the Beeb that this needs to get fixed - and with priority - then perhaps - it should be stalled in it's tracks - and an alternative platform used - until this actually works.
It's becoming so hit and miss that many thoughts - and responses - are no longer viable.
Just packing the guitar, crash helmets and clerical collar into the car, before toddling off to play a Jam Tarts gig.
The elderly audience will probably wonder afterwards if they dreamed us......!
Fifi ;o)
Trust me Jonnie, I have tried to convey my views in the frankest terms. Do it properly or not at all I think, and I don't think we should go ahead with iPM if this shambles continues. By the way, I SWEAR I started a Beach last Friday morning. And yet clearly I didn't. I will do better tomorrow...
Eddie, thanks for coming down to the beach to explain it all. We know you're working harrd on our behalf. I haven't been posting much lately because I'm still on dial-up and it just takes too long to see whether my posts have been accepted or not.
fingers crossed for a positive outcome soon, and meanwhile there's espresso on the bar and a jug of frothy milk for those who need a little dilution :)
Re Eddie (414)
It was 502'd initially hence my same post ending up on the other thread.
Well at least you - we have tried.
Peter said it was lovely waiving to you yesterday - through the window.
It sounds to me that they need more work at 成人论坛7 to keep them occupied?
I declare Caf茅 502 well and trully opened, powered by recycled Blue Peter cats and stocking a vast range of dark Feefs chocolate and real ale we are on a winner!
pull up a bean bag, or any old bag in fact, and enjoy the company!
Hi All,
I was away all of last week and didn't post at all. However, I have tried several times to post this week but I either get 502d or just told "You are not allowed to post comments". I am getting withdrawal symptoms now!
Missing you all.
Yours in the hope that this gets through,
A, x.
Cheers Eddie. I'm sure most of us have had to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous IT departments and know that you're as frustrated as the rest of us - if not more so. It looks like some folks in the Beeb haven't realised the magnitude and significance of what we have going here, (its usually the bean counters in my experience but maybe the 成人论坛 is different). When you come to record '4 at Fifty' I'm sure a major theme will be how Radio 4 was at the forefront of using technology to revolutionise audience involvement. I just rang the 成人论坛 complaints line (08700 100 222) and vented my spleen (about the technology not the programme) - I get the sense that's an area which sometimes gets the attention of 成人论坛 grown ups.
Am going to see if the afternoon shift of gremlins is as active as the morning crowd. If I make it through have brought some coffee cake with me....if not will be in Cafe 502! Hm, may bring along a picture of somewhere tropical to remind us of where we really want to be.
Eddie (414) Thanks for your comments, and for passing on our complaints to the People Who Should Do Better.
Do you think flattery will work.....?
*flutters eyelashes*
Thank you so much, you wonderful techie people, for allowing my comment on the ''More Trains'' thread to go through so speedily - without repetition, deviation or hesitation. I am eternally grateful, and remain steadfast in my belief that the temporary diversion to Room 502 has been removed. I am serving tea and Rock cakes at the NC Bar. Do join us if you can....
I'm going to crack open the bottle, then, Eddie. Hold out your glass.....
Is there a complaints email address we can send comments to? I don't want the PTB to think that it's too much trouble to maintain the blog, but they need to understand our feelings about the level of service....
I'll very quickly remove those stale rock-hard rock buns....I was going to throw them at the Techie people!
Here we go nice Blogmeisters - scones, nice and fresh, straight from the oven. Would you like raspberry conserve and clotted cream with them? ;o)
bloke just came running past me with a perambulator the contents of which, teddies and stuffed rabbits etc, he was chucking onto the pavement....seems he was a frustrated 'Frogger'...
.....*tiptoes on to the beach*....
...hello?...
...are we on the beach at present or in cafe 502?...
....*waits with bated breath*....
Gillian (421)
when thou flutters ones lashes of eye, many a heartbeat is raised!
hee hee
DIY
Some QC thing meant I wasn't even allowed on the beach yesterday! Still, never mind. Hopefully I can get on today.
If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't) the blog started playing up at about the same time as our system at work. Our system is now getting better (lolling along like a three legged spider rather than crashing all day) which we take as progress. Maybe the blog can catch this and get better too.
Anyhoo thought I'd share something with you that a colleague told me yesterday. They were taught (!) that if you wanted to poison someone you should ask a doctor. If you wanted to poison someone and get away with it you should ask a pharmacist. Obviously I was appalled at this slur on my profession.
Cocktail anyone?
Hi Izzy.....you made it then...!
Have a pint!
DIY
Is it true that when Gillian flutters an eyelash, a tree falls over in a forest and no one hears the sound of one hand clapping thereby causing a hurricane?
Am I getting too excited at the blog working again? Do I need a lie down in the purple hammock? Should I take one of Wonko's dried frog pills? Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.....?
Finally, DIY, finally.
Cheers - bottoms up!
*aaahhh*
Didn't touch the sides - my shout, what you having?
Much appreciated comments from Eddie - thanks for all your efforts.
A great strapline, Sid!!
And I loved the soundbite about the new iPM on another thread! Early days!!!
And while we're all here, I thought I'd bring down a case or two of good claret, purely in the interest of (much needed) research!!! [Who ever heard of wine coming in lots of five bottles??]
too many individual froggers to name, but I toast you all!
n-n
xx
Izzy (429)..
...I said a pint not a gallon!
or is yer brew not wot I left at NC's fer yer?
DiY hic, pash the clarets
Gillian(421)
silly me! Read your posting as ''throw.....TETCHIE people""!
You'd have needed lots of buns today!
tee-hee-hee!
Hello Izzy'T! Haven't seen you for ages-nice you're back.
Right- cafe 502 it is then... coffees on me
Mollyxx
Just savouring the last moments (??) of the old beach... I see people have cleared the bar & stacked the glasses in preparation for moving to the new beach tomorrow morning
If I just lie down here and have a nap will someone transfer me to the New Beach when it arrives please???ZZzzzzzzzzzzzx