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Well, that was quite a shocker wasn't it? Michael finally got his hands on Cam the Bam with terrible results. It was only a matter of time until Michael's temper got him into trouble though - I don't call him Raging Bull for nothing! Looking at all the Facebook comments, a lot of people seem to be on his side, it's a tough one , if your daughter was missing and you came across the guy who was trying to turn her into a prostitute, what on earth would you do?! And what does this mean for the good Doctor? Will he get away with it or is a trip to the big hoose on the cards? Personally I'd like to see him make a return to the Tour Guide profession, far less stressful. Make sure you watch next week to find out!

While Cam the Bam was terrifying Christina and getting bludgeoned by Michael, Nicole was nowhere to be seen. The last we saw of her she was hitchhiking and getting into a big lorry - where on earth is she? Thankfully it wasn't her in the morgue but it cannae be sensible to be getting into cars with strange men! Will she ever come home?

And while Michael was playing the Raging Bull, identifying bodies in the morgue and trying to kill pimps, his wife Leyla was coming to an important decision...she's going to leave her husband for his brother Gabriel. She's got her priorities right hasn't she? But even missing children cannot stop the course of true love and Gabe did melt my heart slightly in this episode. It was his wee face when Leyla said that she still loved Michael, he looked so hurt! Awww. But I ain't gonna feel too sorry for him, he is having sexy time with his sister-in-law after all.

Elsewhere, Fran the Kiss-A-Scam was doing a lot of kissing but not a lot of scamming. What has happened to the Frances I was starting to become accustomed too? There was a time when she worried about things like: how can I get my evil revenge for the murder of my brother, should I kill Lenny or just maim him, how many men can I stun with my eeeeeevil kissing today and should I make a sex tape. Nowadays all she's worried about is blue rinses and whether or not she should accompany Lenny to the cemetery. Come on Frances hen, what you playing at and what on earth is your scary maw gonna do when she realises you've gone soft?! Well looking at next week's preview, it seems like she's about to come clean to Lenny, eh, good luck with that. I reckon Lenny will be reaching for his own metal pole if he discovers her true identity.

Also coming up next week, find out the fates of Michael, Cammy and Nicole and Auld Agnes is indeed back on the scene! I cannae wait!

Quote of the Week
Robbie: "I once went oot wae a guy who was into cemeteries. We used to wait 'til it got dark, jump the gate and share a carry oot amongst the heidstones."
Hayley: "Eh, sounds lovely."
Robbie "Oh aye, it was dead exciting...but then he started talking about breaking into funeral parlours. I just says tae him, listen pal, noo yer just being weird."