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Strictly winning

• Mark
• 7 Nov 06, 05:26 PM

Loved this week’s show for so many reasons but the main one was because everything went really well. Simon Webbe and Chantelle were on to form and provided lots of funny moments, the best being when Simon blatantly trying to chat up Caroline. She didn’t just go red with embarrassment, she went purple and very giggly!! Very, very happy I won the Chinatown Challenge last week because my confidence was way down after I lost the last two weeks, but now I’m on a role and the plan is to win every single Chinatown till the end of the series, its ambitious I know but I love beating that Barnsley badger! Please, please, please, please vote for me so I can stop him giving me that smug smile on Saturday morning.

Been a busy week in the flat this week as always. Sam and I have been busy musically, writing ground-breaking songs that will electrify the charts (well maybe not but we like it). The one we came up with this afternoon is an 80’s power ballad all about the Bird of Decision and hopefully will be used on the show sometime. It goes something like this:

THE BIRD NEEDED TO GET AWAY IT'S IRRELEVANT WHAT YOU SAY
DON’T ANGER HIM CAUSE HE WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB
HE'S GOT A LOT OF THINGS ON HIS MIND DON’T ANNOY HIM ELSE YOU WILL FIND
HIS BEAK IN YOUR FACE HIS FEATHERS IN A PLACE
THAT CANT BE EXPLAINED!!
Chorus
THE BIRD OF DECISION IS HIS NAME
DON’T ANGER HIM CAUSE HE WON’T LIKE YOUR GAME X2

This morning Sam and I were told to go to the conflushional and were told that we had 24 hours to prepare a dance to impress Emma Bunton and her dance partner from Strictly Come Dancing! and even better than that, whoever did the best performance would get to dance with her. she obviously fancied me in my James bond suit, Sam could not cope with the Rhodes rhythm and I was declared the TMi flat ballroom champion of the world! She bought us both lovely gifts; two Pudsey bears which we can add to our collection for ‘Fill Our Flat’. Emma wants me to remind you that you can vote for her ‘Children In Need’ song on the TMi picklist this week. It’s called ‘Downtown’ and we’ve been playing it all week in the flat.