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16 October 2014

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Madeira
Posted by Mark : Feb 06

This Atlantic jewel is a foreboding place in every sense of the word. A solid island which juts for the most part vertically up out of the Atlantic, it is hard to get to, and harder to surf. Even the airport is a so-called Category 5 landing ie: hairy. They鈥檝e just built an extension to the runway in the capital Funchal, and it's truly impressive. It鈥檚 built on pillars into the fresh air. Most surfers would agree about Madeira, that you must be prepared to 鈥済o big or go home鈥. For many, the famous Jardim do Mar is a European top ten wave. It certainly has the reputation as a brute. And its close neighbour Paul do Mar, is not far behind.

However...

On the downside, apart from package tours in the busy times, it's expensive to get to Madeira, with most surfers flying from the UK on TAP airlines. They charge more for boards than any other airline I鈥檝e travelled with, but there you go. The difficulty for surfers in Madeira is getting in and out of the water in the first place. Imagine all that swell suddenly colliding into an island which has few if any beaches, and is not surrounded (and tamed) by an Atlantic Shelf the way we are. It鈥檚 like a head on car crash. When waves break against the rocky coast, the resulting white water races up and down the coast in a wild torrent. Like one massive rip current. At 90% of the places to surf, it鈥檚 a rocky entry, and your heart is in your mouth as you clamber out trying to beat the shore break.

Getting into the water at all, even in a moderate Madeiran swell, requires courage and commitment. Getting out is the same, for if you miss your exit point at places like Jardim - a small jetty and four skimpy palm trees at the south end of the village -you simply have to clamber out over jagged rocks or get washed up on down the coast. We didn鈥檛 see one sandy beach the entire time we were there 鈥 everywhere is rocky and forboding.

Personally I鈥檝e never been as afraid in the water as sitting in the Jardim do Mar lineup. It's huge. I caught one wave in the middle of a black winter squall. The next set just snapped my precious Nev board like a twig. I call it a lineup, but it was just us three. If I hadn鈥檛 been with 2 experienced Aussie mates, I wouldn鈥檛 have even wet my toes at Jardim or Paul do Mar. The fact that we were together meant that I could get out of the water on my snapped in half board. We went in autumn and only met two other (one German, one local) surfers there the entire trip.

On the upside...

Madeira is stunning, but the surf is truly not for the faint hearted.

Elsewhere there are any amount of points, reefs, and a lot of harbour wall breaks. We found lots of un-named places at the side of the road. Nearly all rocky, but incredible on the learning curve of things. Some breaks even have cable cars for the summer tourists, which double as a real adventure for surfers.

The local beer is a pittance (6 pack for less than 鈧3, and really nice), and the place is like an Atlantic garden of eden. Madeira is a perfect autumn or winter getaway, Funchal is a cool city, couples love it, nice market, and the tunnels all over the island are jawdropping for their extreme road engineering 鈥 but for surfers, Madeira is certainly not for beginners. Travel with all your surf needs with you 鈥 spare fins, ding kit, etc. Proceed to the water with extreme caution. Get good insurance. And bring a quiver of spare boards.

Surf shops: didn鈥檛 find a single one
Breaks: mostly extreme and very rocky.
Gear: summer suit and booties for the rocky spots

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