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The Armstrong & Miller Show

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Episode one

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A fitter of bathroom blinds works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer; a divorced dad "bonds" with his young son in the park – but pulls no punches about the reasons why he and his mum split up; gullible Rog returns home from work to find his wife and his best friend Pete in full bondage gear – a surprise Easter party for him, they claim; a record producer gees up his new boy band signings – but all is not as it seems; Government ads encourage those who've failed in the real world to try teaching; we learn about the origins of Art Criticism from two Neanderthals; and meet faithful football manager Tony and his overly friendly Russian boss Dimitri, who plans that they will "make fire together". And when an aggressive head chef goes a step too far in his criticisms, the kitchen staff exact the perfect, fatal revenge. And there's more...

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Episode two

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Divorced dad and his young son bond over a cup of tea, and the conversation turns to frank discussions about why Granny died – possibly something to do with an imperial gallon of Tia Maria. A pair of builders decide pretending to be Polish will give them an easier life at work; while a guest at a medieval feast just can't get into the swing of the merry-making thanks to a long list of food intolerances. A man wakes from a coma, desperate to catch up on the last 25 years of his life. His parents fill him in – Marathons are now called Snicker, Opal Fruits are now Starbursts. Russian boss Dimitri and unsuspecting manager Tony snuggle up in front of an episode of Property Ladder; while a busy CEO's loyal aides keep him posted with up-to-the-minute news – Hitler didn't like his nose and crisp packets shrink in the oven. And there's more...

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