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Mr Jelly (Reece Shearsmith)
An embittered hook-handed clown and children's entertainer. Mr Jelly is tormented by the success of his rival Mr Jolly

Mr Jolly (Adrian Scarborough)
The nemesis of Mr Jelly

Joy (Dawn French)
A desperately misguided midwife with a very odd child

Nicola (Elizabeth Berrington)
A nurse who works with Joy

George (Steve Pemberton)
Joy's browbeaten husband

Robert (Jason Tompkins)
A love-struck telekinetic dwarf. Robert is performing in Snow White as Blusher and in love with his panto Snow White

Brian/Wicked Queen (Reece Shearsmith)
Brian is Robert's co-star in Snow White. He's wicked and he's a queen

Debbie/Snow White (Daisy Haggard)
Debbie is beautiful and not very smart

Biggins (Christopher Biggins)
Biggins plays himself as the director of the Snow White panto

Mr Lomax (Steve Pemberton)
A blind, avaricious collector

Michael/Tealeaf (Daniel Kaluuya)
Mr Lomax's care worker

David Sowerbutts (Steve Pemberton)
A serial-killer-obsessed man-child

Maureen Sowerbutts (Reece Shearsmith)
Maureen is David's mum and just a bit too close to her son

Chelsea and Kelly Su/the Crabtree sisters (Debbie Chazen and Alison Lintott)
Online auction millionaires. They may be Siamese, but they are certainly mono-visual