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Wednesday, 07 May 2008, 11:46 AM

After Tony got sacked from a supermarket bakery for sucking all the apple out of the turnovers, he decided to take some time out to drag celebrities down a peg or two. Oh, and he found time to star in Spaced, The Fast Show, Black Books, Swiss Toni, Extras, Saxondale and Tittybangbang. According to IMDB he also has a valid passport.

MARK RONSON:Ìý In show one, Rhys introduced his good mate Mark Ronson onto the stage who wasn't, as we have been led to believe, a lanky laidback uber-producer with an annoying mid Atlantic accent but a "cuddly" barrowboy chancer whose only tip for making songs was to "just use trumpets". He loves trumpets.

LEONA LEWIS:Ìý The multi-million selling pop creation joined The Wall team to inform them that her song Bleeding Love wasn't a romantic well produced love song but a cry for help since she cut herself shaving. She's a haemophiliac and the song was just a desperate plea for attention. Poor Leona.

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PETE DOHERTY: ÌýReleased from prison for a one-off appearance on The Wall, Pete took this opportunity to tell the world he had fallen in love with one of the elderly male inmates. Taking great pains to mention that the thing he loved the most about him was his wrinkly old arse. Heroin makes you say the silliest things.

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MYLEENE KLASS:Ìý Sex bomb Myleene Klass made a fleeting visit to The Wall to pay tribute to her 'I'm a Celebrity' pal Jason Donovan. Clearly having let herself go since she shot out a baby, this Myleene was an overweight, lazy-eyed commoner, parading in her undercrackers with a shower strapped to her back. She's bloody lovely.

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