Sophie:
You awake? How about a cuddle?
Mark:
A cuddle? Erm鈥
Mark (inner voice):
God, I'd love to. It's been鈥 a long time. What about the baby? What if i hurt it? Or what if it knows what I'm doing? Jase at work said orgasms can actually bring on labour.
Mark:
Not tonight, bit tired.
Judi:
Let's pause it. Have you any idea how insecure she feels right now? Hm? She needs reassurance. She needs to know that you still fancy her.
Mark:
Course I do.
Judi:
Then show her! You're not gonna hurt the baby. The baby is not gonna have no clue. An orgasm? Hahaha! She should be so lucky. Didn't your friend, Jase, also tell you that his dog could rike on a bike?
Look, much later in pregnancy orgasms can bring on labour but that's not gonna happen tonight.
Mark:
Okay, thanks Judi.
Judi:
You got this.
Mark:
You know what? A cuddle would be lovely. And lucky for you at this stage of pregnancy, you're fine to have as many orgasms as you like.
Sophie:
Why start now? it's never happened before.
Mark:
Cheeky!