Classified Ads - 13/07/07
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------------------- WANTED: ------------------- Moody, spotty, hormone-crazed teen. Must come with own luminescence for night-time use. A Monkeys | ------------------- LOST: CONTACT LENS ------------------- Last seen around the main stage at Glastonbury. Family heirloom. Surely someone has it? It's all blurry now. |
Comments
Love the Arctic Monkeys one! Can you start doing these weekly please, I love them! Classified rules!
[Well I WOULD...but they really hurt my head. - Fraser]
al gore may have dedicated his the rest of his life to raising awareness about climate change (although he sees fit to drive around in a 4x4 in his film) but since when has he been a rocker?! the new no1 thing is great (mcr - teenagers please) (oh and its terrible news, mika has also invaded aussie shores :O) and 'emo' seems to be whatever you want it to be (eyeliner, self-harm, mcr, black hair, fob, skinny jeans, side fringes, hawthorne heights, a fashion statement or something that doesnt even really exist - take your pick!)
A Monkeys? I am a moody, spotty, hormone-crazed teen. and i have my own luminescence for night-time use. please marry me