Alphabeat drummer, Troels, gets a grilling (not literally, of course)
Alphabeat are pretty darn good at a lot of things. Writing infectious pop songs is one example. Inventing quirky dance moves is another. But there is one thing that Alphabeat drummer Troels fails miserably at: the ancient art of chatting up girls.
Here, answering the Radio 1 Chart Show's 20 Questions, the man behind Alphabeat's, err, alpha beats demonstrates his lack of 'lady-skills'...
1: What do you wear in bed?
Troels: Just wear some sort of underpants and an old dirty T-shirt.
2: Who was the last person to see you naked?
Troels: My girlfriend. She's always the lucky one...
3: What's your best chat-up line?
Troels: 'You know what, girl? I'm in this band named Alphabeat ... Can you feel the 'Fascination'? No? Erhm... well... ARGH... Can I buy you a beer? Okay, I can't. See you?!'
4: Have you ever used a bidet?
Troels: Never ... and I don't get the point of [them]? Who has an ass so dirty that you have to wash it with a hard jet of water?
5: Do you admit it when you fart?
Troels: Not really... but otherwise: Honesty is always the way.
6: What's the last thing you think about before you go to sleep?
Troels: 'Sleep, Troels, Sleep!'
7: If you found Aladdin's lamp, what would you wish for?
Troels: I'd probably just wish for lots of stuff I don't even need. Like a Chuck Norris workout machine.
8: Who was the last person you snogged?
Troels: My girlfriend. Or maybe Rasmus from the band.
9: Who would play you in a movie of your life?
Troels: Maybe Jim Carrey. I look very much like his character Lloyd from Dumb Dumber when I haven't got wax in my hair.
10: Who is your embarrassing crush?
Troels: I was very much in love with the dark haired female singer from Ace of Base when I was 8.
11: When did you last change your bedsheets?
Troels: I don't change [them] too often... but as we're always on tour, I'm never home.
12: If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Troels: I think it's a dream to be able to fly without any help from machines.
13: Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little?
Troels: Nope, so I guess I'm very sane after all...
14: What's the most famous celebrity phone number in your mobile?
Troels: I actually haven't got any.
15: If Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog and Mickey is a mouse, what is Goofy?
Troels: Goofy is a dog, right? Mickey is actually the most scary Disney character: an over-sized mouse!
16: What is the most embarrassing CD in your collection?
Troels: My collection is big. I've got everything from Arcade Fire and Kings of Leon to Wham! and Take That...
17: Have you ever picked your nose and eaten it?
Troels: I do actually pick my nose a lot these days... but it's to get out the hair.
18: How many pairs of pants do you own?
Troels: I've probably got 5 pairs.
19: What colour are the pants you are wearing?
Troels: Black. Always... it's easier to keep black jeans "clean".
20: What's the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you?
Troels: We've got a mega fan in Denmark. He once threw a DVD to us on stage. It was video footage of him trying to copy moves or photos of us. A bit strange but he's a great guy!
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