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Chris | 14:18 UK time, Monday, 26 June 2006

Chris MoylesHello again geeks and nerds. Radio superstar, singing sensation and soon to be award winning author Chris Moyles speaking.

So today is Monday. The weather is a bit murky and cloudy but it’s still quite warm, especially in the broadcast chalet cos it’s has no air con and is hotter than hell in here.

Did the show today which was fun. It was one of those random giggle shows where were all a little bit tried but silly. Then after a quick meeting I sat down and wrote a bit more of my soon to be award winning book. It’s now 3.01 pm here in Germany and I haven’t been outside since 11am this morning and I want to make the most of the sun shine so I look gorgeous and tanned for when I get back home. (OK, maybe not gorgeous but certainly ‘healthy looking!)

I think we’re going to head into the town later to watch some more world cup football and the big news is … is that ALED IS COMING TO!!! He hates football so this should be a fun evening … oh hang on, he’s now saying that he’s not going to bother as he’s heard there is another bar-b-q going on tonight.

I also just heard that the Chris Moyles world cup song which I sadly didn’t write is now available on loads of different download sites, so there is now no excuse for you not downloading it, printing off the lyrics and making us a video of you singing along to it .. so get to it!!

Right I’m off now so I can go outside and escape Aled moaning at the flies who keep landing on him!!

Orf weeder zane (lowe)

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  • 1.
  • At 12:26 PM on 14 Aug 2006,
  • james wrote:

your a funny fat fuck lol send me some ov your top stuff

  • 2.
  • At 12:43 AM on 12 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Filen dank, beby..
Cheap Ticket Online,

Bitte!

  • 3.
  • At 08:42 AM on 24 Jul 2006,
  • wrote:

hi chris i very much enjoy the show and i listen every day!. I think your blogs nearly as funny as your show

  • 4.
  • At 11:02 PM on 08 Jul 2006,
  • wrote:

hi chris,just thought we would say hi and let you know that we love the show.hope you enjoy your break and have a good time.hope you can wish me and lynn a good day on the 29th july as we are getting married.listen to the show everyday on the way to work,im a kwik-fit fitter in walsall in westmids.travel from telford every day.thanks mate.take it easy.

  • 5.
  • At 03:45 PM on 03 Jul 2006,
  • Pete wrote:

Hey Chris

Wow your blog is almost as funny as your show - especially the 'healthy looking' gag - absolutely classic. If your blog is anything to go by then your book is going to be a real corker! The only question is how many fart jokes is enough?

Pete

  • 6.
  • At 03:29 PM on 03 Jul 2006,
  • Sammie wrote:

Hey Chrissy Baby,
Can I just say a massive thank you to you and your team for making my mornings so much better. I drive to work with a massive grin on my face and make sure we put you on in the office. You are all absolutely fantastic.

Thank you so much.
Sammie
From Staffs.

  • 7.
  • At 05:28 PM on 02 Jul 2006,
  • Frances wrote:

YO!! love the show. i have to write an essay on this fake band i've had to make up, and i'm doing your show!. I know i sound like a huge suck up, to be honest, i think your a sexist pig sometimes, but still, your funny. i have to go now, so i'm going to pretend to be well posh like as i bid you farewell.
sincerly
frances

ps. i'm a girl. francIs is a boy. francEs is a girl. ha

  • 8.
  • At 06:33 AM on 01 Jul 2006,
  • dave hodgkiss wrote:

all you people who leave comments about the show being rubbish try changeing channel as you must listen to leave comments allso i bet your all just square geeky types into train and bus spotting anyway thanyou all at radio 1 for makeing my day as a tiler much more fun

  • 9.
  • At 03:07 AM on 01 Jul 2006,
  • Jayne wrote:

Hello my lovely.

Great shows from Germany, bloody hilarious.

Celebrity Tarzan is driving me nuts, 'cause I think I know who it is but I can't call in!!

Don't know how we're going to do (only 14 hours to go!!) later, but I'm actually more excited at the prospect of Dom being allowed out if we win than that it means we move on in The Cup!

Bless you all, love you lots, especially Dave.

Arf weeder zane!

Jayne xxx

  • 10.
  • At 09:24 PM on 30 Jun 2006,
  • steve fawcett wrote:

Hi chris


glad to hear you talking about the unofficial site

hope i didnt offend you when i typed that about not being as funny and im glad Dom is coming out


i go to Longmans most days and have a butty mmmmmmmmmmm

take care

steve

  • 11.
  • At 05:50 PM on 30 Jun 2006,
  • Amy wrote:

Hi Chris!! I listen to you every day and I think your show is great but you couldn't possibly send some of your fans i don't know lie me to Geramn to get a tan!!!!!

  • 12.
  • At 03:03 PM on 30 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Hi Chris,

Can you please start your shows a bit later please, maybe about 10am becuase I'm a lazy biatch that doesn't crawl out of bed til about 10am.

That would be lovely, thanks.

  • 13.
  • At 08:45 AM on 30 Jun 2006,
  • Wess wrote:

Braindead? Heh heh.

3 words - pot, kettle, black.

If you get off on this tripe mate, you're more stupid than you sound.

And if you consider this 'entertainment', you need help, brother. And lots of it.

Chwis, your doin a gweat job! I'd love to be your fwiend because I don't have any. Love and kisses, Karl.

  • 14.
  • At 09:47 PM on 29 Jun 2006,
  • Mohamed Ali wrote:

Hi chriss.Love listening to radio1 every morning and it is hillarious. Where is joslin? I love her voice to bits. get her to speakj more on the radio next time. It makes my day.

  • 15.
  • At 04:05 PM on 29 Jun 2006,
  • Rossco wrote:

Chris, you're rubbish, you're fat and you're about as funny as one half of the chuckle brothers. Still, keep putting the cake away like you're doing and we've only got 5 years more suffering max.

Cheers,

Rossco

  • 16.
  • At 04:01 PM on 29 Jun 2006,
  • Karl wrote:

Comment 46 / or braindead Wess as you should be known. What is your issue you absolute waste of fresh air. Get your head out of your arse and try and understand the concept - it's called entertainment you gorm !.

Chris and the team, you are doing a great job at keeping my (And others) spirits up in these testing times for England. Keep it up !

Lots of love (In a bear hugs kind of way Aled !)

  • 17.
  • At 12:11 PM on 29 Jun 2006,
  • Andrew Walker wrote:

CHRIS IS REALY COOL.

  • 18.
  • At 09:19 PM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • mark wrote:

Hiya Chris,

It sounds like you and the gang are really enjoying yourself, and you certaintly have entertained me driving my coach in the mornings and listening to you whilst taking the kids to their schools. Hopefully when we get the the semi finals you will be able to move closer to the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Pundits HQ and broadcast from there?

Best regards to all the team.

  • 19.
  • At 08:45 PM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • Stef wrote:

Yep, I'm a geek and a nerd! Not proud of it, but the truth nonetheless ;)

Chris, Dave + gang, you make me p*** my pants!

If only Mark n Lard were still on in the afternoon to complete a days listening!!!

Keep up the good work and enjoy it out there, lucky gits!

  • 20.
  • At 04:28 PM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • Michael wrote:

Hi Chris I was surprised that Longman didn't consider a busman's holiday to Germany during the world cup and discover new sandwiches inspired from the Bavarian cuisine. I can only imagine the craic that would be had as he sold his special brand of sanwich and humour to the locals as well as the visiting England fans? Your show is second to none fella!

Michael

P.S. does Carrie know how fit she is?

  • 21.
  • At 04:28 PM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • Michael wrote:

Hi Chris I was surprised that Longman didn't consider a busman's holiday to Germany during the world cup and discover new sandwiches inspired from the Bavarian cuisine. I can only imagine the craic that would be had as he sold his special brand of sanwich and humour to the locals as well as the visiting England fans? Your show is second to none fella!

Michael

P.S. does Carrie know how fit she is?

  • 22.
  • At 02:42 PM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • Katherine wrote:

Hi Chris and team. I like your show lots. I must tell you that you are now officially famous because my mum knows who you are!! Believe me, that's quite something seen as she calls Kylie Minogue 'Kylie Minoguu' and Britney 'Brittany Spears'. Just thought you should know.

  • 23.
  • At 11:09 AM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • harry wrote:

You really need to sort out your spelling and punctuation if this book is to be 'award winning'...

  • 24.
  • At 10:24 AM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Here's hoping you get more :-)

  • 25.
  • At 12:29 AM on 28 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Spain losing to France is a disgrace among disgraces.

To feel better, I read Chris Moyle's article on Flatulence. I feel that here in America, we should legalize the right to fart publicly.

  • 26.
  • At 10:34 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Paul Morris wrote:

Chris, my wife tells me that you are collecting world cup stickers. I keep getting Philip Cocu and Peter Cech - wondered if you have any swaps? I too am in my early thirties and far too old to be collecting football stickers - my album was a father's day pressie - what's your excuse?
By the way, your show makes my drive up the M1 much more pleasant - keep it up.

  • 27.
  • At 09:49 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Chris, Have you got bloggers block? It's over a day since you've graced us with your presence on the blogosphere.I might have to miss listening to Steven Nolan on Radio Ulster for an hour and listen to you instead just to check you're still alive ;-)
And... that song I still can't get it out of my head
This is a pointless World Cup song, this is a pointless World Cup song
This is a pointless World Cup song, this is a pointless World Cup song
Whether you're English, Scottish or Welsh, Northern Irish or somethin' else
The World Cup's here so scream and cheer, and drink a lot of beeeeerrrr, beeeeeer, beeeeeeeeerrrrr
Or is there a message here don't drink and blog?

  • 28.
  • At 09:18 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Jonny wrote:

Hi Chris and the Gang

Shows have been great from Germany.

Have you been able to keep up with 24?

When will the book be ready? Have you thought about posting some of the content for viewer comments!!!!

Keep up the good work

jonny

  • 29.
  • At 09:03 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Anne wrote:

You all usually manage to make me laugh on my drive into work :-) thanks loads for that and continue having a great time in Germany xx

  • 30.
  • At 08:00 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • paul wrote:

U LOT GET IT SO EASY BUT MOYLES IS STILL GOD!!

  • 31.
  • At 07:46 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Gareth wrote:


Hi Chris

Your World Cup song is wicked!!! Hilarious as well.

Chris, I want to know if Carpark Catchphrase is EVER going to be repeated. I just love you winding up Ray 'Its Roy, you idiot' Walker.

Also, what does Roy do for a living, now his shows are no more?

  • 32.
  • At 07:12 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Linda wrote:

Can someone please confirm if the Star on the shirt indicates that that nation has previously won the World cup - OR that they are only allowed to serve fries at MacDonalds?

If Portugal knock us out (and I hope to God they dont as I travel there on the 4th) will Chris and the gang take up camp at Wimbeldon?

  • 33.
  • At 06:32 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Brazil and Ghana played a football which was superior to Italy VS Australia and Switzerland VS Ukraine.

I saw the first half in Ayestaran Restuarant [in Miami Florida] and everyone appeared to agree.

I saw the second half in Tower Cafe. Everyone had their eyes on the telly.

Maybe somethings should have been done. But Brazil has shown that it is a force to be reckoned with. Ghana has also shown that it will be a force to be reckoned with in 21st Century Football.

  • 34.
  • At 03:04 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Suzanne wrote:

You are the saviour, it is so true!
Including everyone else on the morning team, you do a great job.
Anyway I hope you are all having fun in Germany, sounds and looks like you are , the pics are fab. Happy belated birthday to the gals.
There is a major important person in Germany with you and he is a wonderful man who I messed things up with and now I never see him as he lives in Spain etc but over there for the football, so could you do me a massive favour(please, please, please, please, please) about 9am wish Andy Hodnut good morning from me and just say try get in touch!!!!
I appreciate your help
Anyway keep up the fab fab work, you lot crease me up, people think I am mad laughin mmy little sockies off most mornings!!!
Cheers

Suzanne G

  • 35.
  • At 02:17 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Matt wrote:

No Blog entry in 24 hours team?! For Shame.

  • 36.
  • At 01:42 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Ukraine VS Switzerland was another disgrace.

  • 37.
  • At 12:52 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Lynn wrote:

I am losing my mind....Celebrity Tarzan has got to go....has to, has to, has to. HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. rest of the show is great!

  • 38.
  • At 12:50 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Lynn wrote:

I am losing my mind....Celebrity Tarzan has got to go....has to, has to, has to. HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. rest of the show is great!

  • 39.
  • At 12:43 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Heather wrote:

Hey Chris. Have just been looking through the photos. You've gone Grey!!! What happened? Did Dave through a flour bag over your head?

  • 40.
  • At 12:08 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • collin wrote:

I'm sure i remember Dom putting the hex on the euro 04 when he came out for the rest of the tournament and we got knocked out next game. well done!!!!!

  • 41.
  • At 12:07 PM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • collin wrote:

I'm sure i remember Dom putting the hex on the euro 04 when he came out for the rest of the tournament and we got knocked out next game. well done!!!!!

  • 42.
  • At 10:18 AM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • VEE wrote:

yay to dom making it to GERMANY!!!!!!

YEE HAA

  • 43.
  • At 09:27 AM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • Alla wrote:

Went to by apples for my children. Their favourite - Royal Gala, for some strange reason looked at the country of origin. Brasil. I don't even like football. But in a weird attack of patriotism i went and bought English Granny Smith instead. Nobody going to eat it in my house. So they are going to be nice and rotten by the time England going to beat Brasil to win The World cup this year. And We are going to have a garden party and throw rotten Granny Smith at the cut-outs of the loosing team!
Love the show.
Call me 01803310050
AS

  • 44.
  • At 07:52 AM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • sian wrote:

hey christoff love the show think your the funniest person alive
also with the help of dave etc
love ya siany xoxoxoxo

  • 45.
  • At 01:20 AM on 27 Jun 2006,
  • lola wrote:

Your arrogance inspires me. Have a good time.

  • 46.
  • At 10:30 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Hello.

Maybe its me, but Carrie's cleavage is WELL on display in the photo of her blowing out her candles.

Just wanted to say thanks to whoever posted that photo.

;)


  • 47.
  • At 09:59 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Vicky McLean wrote:

think bruce willis is total arse as well after listening to your show today. will make a point of telling him next time i see him. wont be taking the kids to see over the hedge. good luck england.

  • 48.
  • At 09:42 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Donna wrote:

Hey Chris, Carrie, Dave, Rach, Chappers, Rhys, Aled & Joc, hope you all having an ace time.

I've been listening to you guys since I started my s****y job 8 wks ago & you make me wee my knicks every morning!

You should see me, 9 times outta 10, at the same time at the same pedistrian (sorry spelling!), always laughing my 'ead off!! The people look at me like I am a crazed woman! I can honestly say I have never laughed so much & trust me, in my new hellish job, I need it!!!

All the best, keep smiling & being mad!

  • 49.
  • At 08:27 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Mair wrote:

Hiya you lot out there in Germany, just wanted to say your podcast is So much more entertaining than Badeil and Skinner's World Cup podcast - they just dont make me laugh like you lot. I usually listen to theirs every night in bed and I have never been awake for the end cos I have always fell aslep by then!
keep up the good work! Mair xx

  • 50.
  • At 07:58 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Hi Chris, great show.

Thought this might interest you, I knew there'd be no point in trying to have fun with Bruce Willis..he has form.

Here's a link to Bruce's Grumpy Strop:

  • 51.
  • At 07:39 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Chris: Italy VS Australia was a disgrace.

  • 52.
  • At 06:55 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • peter wrote:

chris its time to lse the hair u would look better as a slap head still great shows

  • 53.
  • At 06:25 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Chris - nice name.
You are funny.

  • 54.
  • At 05:49 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Alice wrote:

hey chris and dave and everyone.....just liek to say that i think the show is great and you make me laugh so much. it's great waking up to you guys and i hope you're having a gorgeous time in germany :D my world cup knowledge come sfrom Aled...um....yeah.... heh.. heh... and i am prounf to have dom the slaphead on my case!
love you all xxx

  • 55.
  • At 05:01 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Chris - there's a briliant podcast sketch of Wrighty trying to explain what podcasting is to Motty produced by . This did the rounds inside the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ recently, and apparently went down very well.

  • 56.
  • At 03:49 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Danielle wrote:

hey chris heard you on BFBS last week, and heard you say you wish you worked over here. Please do there show is so boring compared to radio 1 we need you to liven it up!! have a good time ova here bye xx

  • 57.
  • At 03:24 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Gwenabie wrote:

Afternoon Moyles, just wanted to say a thanks for the show, keeps me going on my drive to work every morning and i'm using celeb tarzan as an indicator of how late I'm running in the morning and I still think it's chappers! Have an ace time in germany and keep being brilliant.xx

  • 58.
  • At 03:19 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Chris, you should sing that song Lord it's hard to be humble;-)

  • 59.
  • At 02:39 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Joe Hawkins wrote:

Good evening Chrissy baby,

I've wrote in for one thing, and that is who sung that version of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now, that was heard after the game had finished. I need to find it because it's getting at me like sweaty nads.

Lots of love, Joe

  • 60.
  • At 02:38 PM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • laura and rach and ingy wrote:

hey chris!!we love your show so much!!and we love you to!your so hot!you have got a hot butt!!!please read this out on the show tomorrow morning at 7:45am!!!!much appreciated!love always laura, rach and ingy!hot stuff! xx

oh and guess where we are from.....n.i (armagh

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