I'm on the train...
We're in Bristol tonight for some karaoke fun, and the show will be coming from there on Friday morning too.
In the true spirit of blogging here's a tediously-detailed amount of information about our train journey:
11:52 We board at London Paddington. I'm sat with Rachel, Dom, Carrie and Joce. Joce has a megaphone with her but we don't know why. Chris the DJ talent is in First Class away from us normos, for health and safety reasons...
11:57 Carrie supplies us with some chocolate cornflake minibites.
12:02 Dom realises that his 'freshly prepared fruit collection' from a well-known food retailer wasn't supplied with a spork, so I lend him one. Didn't even ask him for it back at the end.
12:09 WOAH! A train went past us from the other direction. It was really fast! Nearly blew the windows out - insane!
12:12 The girls put their foot down and say Dom isn't allowed a beer in case he ends up muttering something like 'I'm gonna get me some skirt' when he arrives in Bristol.
12:26 We arrive in Reading
12:28 We leave Reading
12:29 We have a discussion about whether the goes to Cardiff. We're not sure. Except Carrie.
12:30 We discuss what our signature dishes would be on Celebrity Masterchef:
Joce - Tuna fried rice
Rachel - Wheat free lasagne with turkey mince
Dom - King prawn and pea risotto finished off with a bit of parmesan and not a little oregano
Carrie - Chocolate mini bites, and a mean spicy sausage tagliatelle
12:34 We discuss what happened to Loyd Grossman since he's not in Celebrity Masterchef or Through the Keyhole anymore, we noticed.
12:36 Rachel says something quite interesting but then says 'this isn't for the blog' :(
12:40 Rachel has spotted Didcot Power Station - the conversation stops.
12:44 Carrie reminds us that she doesn't really want us to do that Lola song during the karaoke tonight :(
12:45 We put together a wishlist for our rider for the karaoke:
- Beer
- White wine
- Houmous, carrots
- Sarnies, crisps, dips
- Haribo or similar
- Mini burgers
- Chips
- Mini savoury bites from Harrods food hall
12:50 Joce points out some hay
12:55 We pass through Swindon, birthplace of Billie Piper
13:05 Dom is bored and wants to play solitaire on my laptop
13.11 Chippenham
13.26 Bath
13:26 Dom thinks he's spotted the mayor of Bath on platform 2 but it turns out the mayoral jewellery is in fact a tie.
13:40 We arrive at Bristol
All pretty fascinating stuff there. Listen to the show tomorrow to find if things got any better.
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Hey hoop,
glad to see someone is keeping tags on the shenanigans of the rich & famous - and this is surprisingly funny!
I particulary enjoyed the 'We arrive in Reading' episode.
thank you for making me chuckle on a monday !
(I did actually laugh out loud once on a monday, but that was a bank holiday..)
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Just so you know, Vitty Man D (aka Comedy Dave) drove to Bristol which is why he's not mentioned in the blog... I'm not ignoring him.
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Where was Dave when all this was going down??
He Doesn't even get a mention!!
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Lol. Very amusing blog Mr Dogg. I liked it :]
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Great Blog.
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Hi Chris and Team
Sorry about mine and Sarah's rendition of Dont Speak, I heard it on the radio today. I wish I could say I was drunk. Brilliant show, brilliant night, thanks guys - live just as brilliant as first thing in the morning on the radio.
x elaine x
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06.40 - Opens blog page
06.45 - Does really nasty morning guff
06.47 - Touching cloth, runs to lav.
06.51 - Nicely polished, regains seat.
06.55 - Plugs Pervalism by M.E Ellis.
06.57 - Nasty phlegm cough
06.58 - Gets out of seat to make many packed lunches for many children.
07.00 - Ratty as all bread gone, none taken out of freezer night before.
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why does chris go in first class ?? is he anti social ?? isn't he a member of the team ??
i bet johnny yawn doesn't go in first class ??
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How do I get one of the "Bristol is whatever" t-shirts? I absolutely love the idea!
Also Lloyd grossman has his own range of food stuffs, I've seen him on the side of a pasta sauce bottle.
Really wish I could be there at UWE tonight but I couldn't get tickets, hope you all have fun xxxx
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18:34: Nic starts reading Hoop Dogg's blog and wants a megaphone.
18:34 and a couple of seconds: Nic wants some chocolate cornflake thingys too.
18:35: Nic has no idea where the Severn Bridge goes but this isn't surprising. On the way to Fundee in May, there was discussion as to what a bridge over the water was. It was the Forth Bridge...
18:36: Nic realises that she also hates people specifying that 'you're not allowed to blog that!' She also remembers she has seen the power station and wasn't too impressed.
18:36 and a couple of seconds: Nic doesn't think Carrie should sing Lola either...I Will Survive was much better ;)
18:37 Nic finishes reading the blog entry and decides to go make a cup of tea.
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Where will you be in Bristol tonight???
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Hey, im bored and in bristol, i would love to come see your show (for educational purposes) how can i do this? i promise to bring some doughnuts!
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I live in Bristol. Feel free to come and visit me, my 'rents are on holiday, let's party!!! Yay!!
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Pleeeeeease can I have a "Everything in Bristol is whatever" T-shirt...?
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Hoop Dogg, where's Comedy Dave? Was he asleep on the toilet?
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happy birthday beth!
i live near their, i wish i could come and see you guys but alas, im not old enough.
oh well. doesn't lloyd grossman do marmalade or something now?
love chloe xxx
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Is it just me or is hoop doggy doggs blog photo look like he took half of his face, and mirrored that half over to the other side?
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I wish someone would send me a picture of that powerstation for my birthday - which is today.
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