[Mark's Brilliant Blog] A Little Something for Diabetics
I love a cup of tea - who doesn't? But like any right thinking individual I like a bit of milk in my tea. One time me and my best friend Phillip pretended that we were foreign and had a cup of tea with no milk. Phillip even put jiff lemon in his.
Not only did we burn our mouths (never underestimate the cooling power of milk. I imagine if you touched a cows teat it would be ice cold) but it tasted foul. I spat mine out. Unfortunately I spat it out into Phillips facing giving him 4th degree burns. The shock caused him to spit his tea into my face giving me 5th degree burns (he'd been swilling it manfully for some time so the spit in his mouth must have diluted it a fair bit).
With red faces (both medically and figuratively) we decided never again to drink tea without milk. And that is why Maureen at the local mini market is my milk angel. Enjoy her in this video.
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