[Mark's Brilliant Blog] Phillip Fails to Learn a Valuable Lesson on the Value of Sportsmanship
All quiet on the Padley front today. I've got a nasty rash thanks to a box of discount Turkish washing powder I bought from the other mini market. Maureen had shut for the day as she had to go into hospital to have something removed. There was a picture of a man with a moustache on the box. Just one scoop of Raschkasham in your wash will disintegrate anything thinner than tarpaulin and leave anything thicker than kevlar a brilliant white.
It has also left my back a livid purple colour. I wanted Phillip to rub some camomile lotion on my back but he said he'll never give another back rub again. Not after what happened in the summer of 93. RE: Rash, can I claim back the camomile lotion on expenses Dave?
Editor's note: You don't have expenses Mark, so please stop sending me empty pizza boxes - even if you did get expenses, which you don't, you can't claim them back with rotten litter. - David
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