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12:12 UK time, Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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It's punorama result time again.

We provide the story and you provide the pun. This week it was the news that former Smiths singer Morrissey is in talks to write the UK's entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

The ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ says it's in talks with the singer to write and possibly perform a track for this year's contest in May.

There's obviously a lot of Smiths fans out there and many of you were thinking along the same lines when it came to using song titles.

How soon is nul? was suggested by Jason Witcher, while El went for How soon is nul-point? and Joel for How soon is naff?

Heaven know's it's pop drivel now was sent in by Stuart, Heaven knows I'm musical now by Pix6 in Vienna and Helsinki Knows I'm Miserable Now by Ruaraidh Gillies and Luke W - to name just a few.

There was also Nill Points Strikes Again! from C J and Bigmouth's Trite Again from Stuart.

Looking to Eurovision for inspiration was Steve with Brotherhood of Moan and Dave Smith with Theres Nul Point in carrying on.

Honourable mention to Tim knott for Alas, Smiths and Moans.

Comments

  1. At 12:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mary Gallacher wrote:

    Panic on the streets of Finland!

  2. At 12:38 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    He'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now

  3. At 12:43 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    The Smiths tone again

  4. At 12:45 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Hazel Love wrote:

    Contrary to his ultra liberal stance, former Smiths singer, Mauricey will be singing a selection of songs from the 'Aristocrats'...ooops sorry, the 'Aristocats'.

  5. At 12:46 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Andrew wrote:

    UK Eurovision hopes sounding gloomy

  6. At 12:47 PM on 09 Jan 2007, lynn wrote:

    Scrape out the barrel

  7. At 12:48 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Heaven knows I'm musical now

  8. At 12:52 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    "At Last I am Bjorn"

  9. At 12:54 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mike Monk wrote:

    "SAVE YOUR SMITHS MISS FROM ME"

  10. At 12:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mark wrote:

    There's a place in Helsinki for me and my friends.

  11. At 01:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    That joke isn't funny anymore.

  12. At 01:02 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:

    Helsinki Knows I'm Miserable Now

  13. At 01:03 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    Panic on the streets of Helsinki.

  14. At 01:04 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Dull points

  15. At 01:04 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    The Gladiolator

  16. At 01:04 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    No Congratulations for the UK

  17. At 01:07 PM on 09 Jan 2007, lynn wrote:

    Mr Smith goes to Helsinki

  18. At 01:08 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Frankly, Mr Wogan

  19. At 01:08 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    William, It Was All Kinds Of Everything

  20. At 01:08 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Rob Falconer wrote:

    UK to meet their Waterloo

  21. At 01:09 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Rob Falconer wrote:

    No point - null points

  22. At 01:10 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    When the Smith hits the fan

  23. At 01:11 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    How Soon Is Hold Me Now?

  24. At 01:13 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Love Shine A Light That Never Goes Out

  25. At 01:14 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Chris wrote:

    Scores for UK Eurovision entry:

    (in a thick French accent)

    " DULL POINT "

  26. At 01:15 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Charles, USA wrote:

    Eurovision on a star, makes no difference who you are!

  27. At 01:16 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Brotherhood of Manchester

  28. At 01:18 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Hopefully he'll start something he couldn't finish

  29. At 01:18 PM on 09 Jan 2007, JR wrote:

    Irish Blood English Heart but No Chance

  30. At 01:18 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Brotherhood of Manchester

  31. At 01:19 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Euro the one for me, Fatty

  32. At 01:22 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Some hurls are bigger than others

  33. At 01:22 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Alas, ex-Smiths moans

  34. At 01:23 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Downer international

  35. At 01:24 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    eurovision knows I'm miserable now

  36. At 01:26 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Rich E wrote:

    I haven't got (a) kitsch to wear...

  37. At 01:28 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tony Doyle wrote:

    Commiserations and Consternations (I want the world to know how miserable I can be)

  38. At 01:28 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Europe in a coma

  39. At 01:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mark Esdale wrote:

    Heaven knows you'll be miserable now

    - or -

    Woe? Whoa, Wogan!

  40. At 01:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Louder Than Songs

  41. At 01:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Muppet on a Sing

  42. At 01:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    How Soon Is Growl?

  43. At 01:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tony Doyle wrote:

    You make your mind up... I don't care...

  44. At 01:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Black Smiths

  45. At 01:32 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Bremen Knows I'm Miserable Now

    Bigmouth Strikes Ardennes

  46. At 01:33 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    The Integrity Is Dead

  47. At 01:33 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tony Doyle wrote:

    Le Royaume-Uni nil points...

  48. At 01:34 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Create Is Murder

  49. At 01:34 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Save all your Prozac for Me

  50. At 01:35 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Go Where Fast?

  51. At 01:36 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Baz Hipwell wrote:

    "Entire Nation In A Coma"

    "Heaven Knows We're Miserable Now"

    "A Rush And A Push And The Eurovision Is Ours"

    "What Difference Will It Make?"

    "There's A Place In The Eurovision For Me And My Friends"

  52. At 01:36 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    How Soon Is Howl?

  53. At 01:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    UK: null points

  54. At 01:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Gloom Bang A Bang

  55. At 01:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Shakespeare's Mister

  56. At 01:38 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    That Joke Isn't Punny Anymore

  57. At 01:39 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Shakespeare's Mr.

  58. At 01:43 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tony Doyle wrote:

    United Kingdom: Dull Points...

  59. At 01:46 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Heats Are Murder

  60. At 01:51 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    Heaven Knows I'm Les Miserables Now.

  61. At 01:52 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stoo wrote:

    Hang the EU

  62. At 01:52 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Victoria Jones wrote:

    How about:

    "Panic In The Streets of Riga; Tallin, Kiev, Istanbul"


    (being the last 4 venues of the eurovision song contest.... obviously)

    Victoria Jones
    Manchester

  63. At 01:53 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Sam Clinton wrote:

    A Rush and a Push and Finland is Ours

  64. At 01:54 PM on 09 Jan 2007, stuart wrote:

    What's the *point*?
    (Try it in a Luxembourg Jury voice)

  65. At 01:54 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Jake Perks wrote:

    Morrissey's first name is Stephen, so:
    "Stephen Take A Bow"
    or, since it's taking place in Helsinki:
    "I Started Something I Couldn't Finnish"

    Ho hum ...!

  66. At 01:56 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Sam Clinton wrote:

    Satan rejexted my soul, s I sold it to Eurovision!

  67. At 01:56 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mike Grimes wrote:

    Ne Partez Pas Sans Moz

  68. At 01:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stuart wrote:

    A Wrong for Europe

  69. At 01:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stuart wrote:

    Heaven know's it's pop drivel now...

  70. At 02:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stuart wrote:

    Bigmouth's Trite Again

  71. At 02:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:

    Why-oh-why-me? Zero Points

  72. At 02:06 PM on 09 Jan 2007, David Davies wrote:

    Morrissey "save all your hisses for me"

    OR

    Morrissey decides to end career by doing eurovision.

    OR

    Girlfriend in a Coma? She will be when she hears the news!

    OR

    "You're a vision" compliment lands Morrissey in hot water.

    OR

    Making his mind up, Morrissey ponders suicide.

  73. At 02:10 PM on 09 Jan 2007, MJF wrote:

    Morosevision

  74. At 02:11 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:

    Gloomy-vision Song Contest

  75. At 02:13 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Ian C wrote:

    Heavens, we'll beat Israel now.

  76. At 02:15 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Rich E wrote:

    Wogan knows I'm miserable now

  77. At 02:15 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:

    Deux-spondent points

  78. At 02:19 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Brian Ritchie wrote:

    Heavens Knows, I'm Ms. Risible Now

  79. At 02:22 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:

    Eurovision Knows I'm Miserable Now

  80. At 02:24 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Neil Reading, Stafford wrote:

    Euro The Quarry

  81. At 02:27 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Bev Mackenzie wrote:

    Europe knows I'm miserable now

  82. At 02:27 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Bev Mackenzie wrote:

    Bigmouth strikes again

  83. At 02:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Writers rain

  84. At 02:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Writer's rain

    With added apostrophe!

  85. At 02:33 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    The World Won't Listen

  86. At 02:39 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Bev Mackenzie wrote:

    Wogan in a tutu

  87. At 02:48 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Julian Waldron wrote:

    Eurovision 2007 UK Entry - sponsored by Prozac. A free razor blade with every vote.

  88. At 02:49 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Andy Hudson wrote:

    Still Nil

  89. At 02:52 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Eurovision are the quarry

  90. At 03:14 PM on 09 Jan 2007, ninja steve wrote:

    William in was really nul points.

  91. At 03:14 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Down, down deeper and down

  92. At 03:16 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Eu have killed me!

  93. At 03:19 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Alas, Smiths and Moans

  94. At 03:20 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Wogan Knows I'm Miserable Now

  95. At 03:28 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Philip Lickley wrote:

    Irish Blood, English Heart, "Finnish" Last

  96. At 03:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Panic on the streets of Helsinki

  97. At 03:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, davocat wrote:

    Eurovision won't be marr-ed by Morrissey performance.

  98. At 03:34 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Jel wrote:

    Can't wait - Morrisey dancing, just what Eurovision needs!

  99. At 03:42 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Ooh, ahh, just a little bitter

  100. At 03:44 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Eurovision Begins at Home

  101. At 03:45 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    Does going into Europe make him the Morrisey Traveller?

  102. At 03:50 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Phil wrote:

    The Spleen is Dead

  103. At 04:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Joel wrote:

    How soon is naff?

  104. At 04:03 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Strange days here we come

  105. At 04:07 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Martin wrote:

    Given the Contest’s rabid following among us gayers, surely a re-recording of the great man's "Shirtlifters Of The World Unite" is inevitable?

  106. At 04:07 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Dour to all our friends

  107. At 04:07 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Jon Bright wrote:

    Euro-cringing when wrong song-affects

  108. At 04:08 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Smiths-Ionian Resolution

  109. At 04:08 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Neil wrote:

    Heaven knows we're really, well and truly, utterly, completely, unsalvageably miserable now.

  110. At 04:12 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Luke W wrote:

    Helsinki knows I'm miserable now

  111. At 04:13 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    A bong for Europe

  112. At 04:20 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    The Sound of Musing

  113. At 04:23 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Another night at the Apollo

  114. At 04:23 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Graeme, Dundee wrote:

    "William, it was really nul points"

  115. At 04:27 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Harangue the DJ

  116. At 04:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Paul Robinson wrote:

    Euro-Smiths on Song Contest

  117. At 04:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Luke W wrote:

    Never had nil points ever

  118. At 04:32 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Dan B wrote:

    "The Best In The Gang To Try"

  119. At 04:36 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Luke W wrote:

    There's a place in Helsinki for me and my friends

  120. At 04:44 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Brian McGeeney wrote:

    Here are the results of the Galway jury:

    EURO THE ONE FOR ME, FATTY

    BROTHERHOOD OF MANC

    GLOOM BANG A BANG

  121. At 04:44 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    The King is Dead

  122. At 04:46 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Dire traits

  123. At 04:46 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    Top yourself of the Pops

  124. At 04:50 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    This German Man

  125. At 04:51 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    Not really relevant but:

    "The Dancing Queen is Dead"

  126. At 04:54 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Dirge Gainsbourg

  127. At 04:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007, James Hayward wrote:

    Viewers in a Coma

  128. At 05:00 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Tom Hartland wrote:

    Eurovision? No more I say!

  129. At 05:05 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Mark wrote:

    Eurovision? Let's make the story more depressing...

  130. At 05:15 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Steve wrote:

    Brotherhood of Moan

  131. At 05:42 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Richard - Bedford wrote:

    Reasons to be cheerful?

  132. At 05:46 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Sarah, Dartmouth, NS wrote:

    Con-glad-ulations.

  133. At 06:05 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Making your wind-up, Morrissey?

  134. At 06:09 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Heaven knows Europe's miserable now..

  135. At 06:12 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    Lordi knows we're miserable now.

  136. At 06:17 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    Swedehead

    (originally Suedehead, from his 1st solo album; but if you have to explain it, it isn't funny)

  137. At 06:18 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    He's started something he couldn't Finnish

  138. At 06:26 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Over the Cliff Richard..

    or just

    Over the Cliff..

  139. At 06:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    Gloom Bang-A-Bang

  140. At 07:09 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Morrissey backed by The Samaritans.

  141. At 07:09 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Brian Gunn wrote:

    Tunesmith

  142. At 07:18 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Scott Humm wrote:

    Morriseying your mind up!

  143. At 07:19 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Sam Kleeman wrote:

    Eurovision win via Eurosmith

  144. At 07:25 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    I'm Not Lordi

  145. At 07:26 PM on 09 Jan 2007, scott humm wrote:

    Like a puppet on a Smith

  146. At 07:37 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Dorothy wrote:

    Helsinki knows I'm miserable now.

  147. At 08:06 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This Won Before

  148. At 08:11 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    Please, Please, Please Let Me Vet What I Want

  149. At 08:23 PM on 09 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Wobegan Morrissey

  150. At 08:25 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Michael Houghton wrote:

    We Hate It When The French Become Successful

  151. At 09:20 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Jason Witcher wrote:

    How soon is nul

  152. At 09:20 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Bill Tasker wrote:

    Two thousand and seven shows I'm miserable now.

  153. At 09:26 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Bill Tasker wrote:

    Mighty fine lead ballons

    Let's be honest we want to lose so as not to have to host the show the following year.

  154. At 09:42 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Muhammad Isa wrote:

    Un point a vulgar picture

  155. At 09:56 PM on 09 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Heaven Knows I'm Israel Now

    I Started Something I Couldn't Finnish

    Girlfriend in Ancona


  156. At 10:11 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Colin Nelson wrote:

    Morrissey, You're a vision of misery

  157. At 10:28 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Jaker wrote:

    They are putting a gun to his head, now they are killing him,
    Just like the title to his song.
    Don't do it, don’t go on, "Eurovision", or that reality won’t be long!


  158. At 10:33 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    It's the Smiths field for something offal.

  159. At 10:53 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Rajat wrote:


    "Moping your mind up"

  160. At 10:54 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Duncan wrote:

    William, William was it really nul points?

  161. At 10:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007, el wrote:

    How soon is nul-point?

  162. At 11:27 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Dickie wrote:

    "so now, if only I could remember my real name...."

  163. At 11:36 PM on 09 Jan 2007, James wrote:

    EU are the quarry

  164. At 11:40 PM on 09 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Eurovision wrong contest-ant

  165. At 12:12 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Stella wrote:

    Sven knows I'm miserable now.

  166. At 12:15 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    My lovely Hor-issey

  167. At 02:02 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Murray Milne wrote:

    The more I see you

  168. At 03:15 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Brett wrote:

    Heaven Knows I'm miserable nul.

  169. At 03:41 AM on 10 Jan 2007, C J wrote:

    Nill Points Strikes Again!
    or
    Sweden Knows I'm Miserable Now

  170. At 04:58 AM on 10 Jan 2007, sarah trieste italy wrote:

    Smith's fret work

  171. At 06:35 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Phil wrote:

    Morrissey Prancing.

  172. At 06:39 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Phil wrote:

    More EC.

  173. At 07:20 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    More reasons to flop with Morrissey

  174. At 08:42 AM on 10 Jan 2007, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:

    Woe-gan

  175. At 08:44 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Peter Judge, Brighouse thelbiq.co.uk wrote:

    Our new woe vision contestant

  176. At 08:46 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Peter Judge, Brighouse thelbiq.co.uk wrote:

    Your woe vision song contestant

  177. At 08:53 AM on 10 Jan 2007, MATT R wrote:

    The obvious really..........

    Tune Smith?

  178. At 08:53 AM on 10 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Bucks Moz

  179. At 08:57 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Pip wrote:

    Heaven knows we'll be miserable again...

  180. At 09:04 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Nicola Judd wrote:

    The boy with the corn in his stride

  181. At 10:12 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    "Save your hisses for me "

  182. At 10:16 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Susan wrote:

    Euromission-him possible?

  183. At 10:16 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Andy Smith wrote:

    "Muppet on a fling "

  184. At 10:18 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    "Theres Nul Point in carrying on "

  185. At 10:21 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Andy Smith wrote:

    "Boom bang-a-Bang go our chances of winning"

  186. At 10:25 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Andy Smith wrote:

    "What a loo ( ser ),
    he was defeated before the start.....
    "What a loo ( ser ),
    sad old has been who betrayed his art"

  187. At 10:26 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    "Un banc, un arbre, une rue, un pile of ordure...."

  188. At 10:28 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    "Love, Shine a light....i cant get my trousers off....."

  189. At 10:30 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    "Why Me?"
    ( 1992 winner )

  190. At 10:32 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Andy Smith wrote:

    Refrain ( from voting for me )

    1956 winner

  191. At 10:35 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    All Kinds Of Everything ('s gonna get more votes than UK )

  192. At 10:35 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Dave Smith wrote:

    What's another year................. ( of getting fewer votes than lichtenstein ) ?

  193. At 10:37 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Sophie wrote:

    Bigmouth strikes again!

  194. At 10:56 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Muhammad Isa wrote:

    Europe got everything now

  195. At 11:04 AM on 10 Jan 2007, Willie The Wino wrote:

    "...And heaven knows I'm Miss Ireland now..."

  196. At 12:08 PM on 10 Jan 2007, Tony wrote:

    Euro the one for me, fatty

  197. At 12:14 PM on 10 Jan 2007, Nick Jones wrote:

    Eurosmith

  198. At 12:31 PM on 10 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Morrissey for Eurovision: Heaven Knows its Farcical Now!

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