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Which ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ executive had this message, today April 26th, on his/her out of office email autoreply

Eddie Mair | 12:35 UK time, Thursday, 26 April 2007

"I am in Edinburgh on 4th April and wil only pick up emails intermittently. I am then out of the country until on leave until 11th April and will not be reading emails. If your query is urgent please contact..."

I mean. Really.

Comments

  1. At 12:41 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Dr Hackenbush wrote:

    I don’t know. Do you?

  2. At 12:50 PM on 26 Apr 2007, whisky-joe wrote:

    Eddie,

    Is it one of this lot? Is it? Can you narrow it down or give us a clue?

    Mark Thompson - Director-General and Chair, Executive Board
    Mark Byford - Deputy Director-General
    Jenny Abramsky - Director, Audio and Music
    Jana Bennett - Director, Vision
    Tim Davie Director, - Marketing, Communications & Audiences
    Ashley Highfield - Director, Future Media & Technology
    Stephen Kelly - Director, People
    Zarin Patel - Group Finance Director
    John Smith - Chief Executive, ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Worldwide
    Caroline Thomson - Chief Operating Officer
    Marcus Agius - Senior Independent Director
    Dr Mike Lynch OBE - Non-executive Director
    David Robbie - Non-executive Director
    Dr Samir Shah OBE - Non-executive Director
    Robert Webb QC - Non-executive Director

    Bong!

  3. At 12:52 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Okay, I'll vote for David Robbie, given the Scottish connections.

    But -d'you know what, Eddie? - I'll bet you'll neither confirm nor deny.

  4. At 01:01 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Joe Palooka wrote:

    whisky-joe (2)

    Thanks for the useful list. I'll send them all an email and wait for the autoreply. That'll smoke him/her out.

  5. At 01:02 PM on 26 Apr 2007, barryd wrote:

    Of course if the SNP have their way Scotland will be out of the country anyway.

  6. At 01:02 PM on 26 Apr 2007, silver-fox wrote:

    Chitra Bharucha?

  7. At 01:05 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Richard Gosling wrote:

    Newsletter TV theme tune quiz - I'm going with Dallas.

  8. At 01:08 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Eddie O'Hara wrote:

    It's yer man - Micky Lyons,

  9. At 01:10 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Stewart M wrote:

    re newsletter. Do DOO's are theme tune from Dallas. Has Larry Hagman died?

  10. At 01:20 PM on 26 Apr 2007, wrote:

    We need a full, independent, auto-reply enquiry into this.

    Wolf

  11. At 01:22 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Mae Tron wrote:

    whiskey-joe - is that the same Janna Bennett that used to attempt to teach me needlework at Redland High School for girls in the 80's?

  12. At 01:29 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Rip Van Winkle wrote:

    ...zzzz...zzzz

  13. At 01:33 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Gossipmistress wrote:

    Was it you, Eddie?

  14. At 01:34 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Belinda wrote:

    I think it is Eddie himself (he had a week off recently...), and the word 'Executive' is a ironic term.

  15. At 01:35 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Ah! Is that what Robert Webb does when David Mitchell's doing the rounds of quiz shows?

  16. At 01:40 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Good heavens, Eddie! Michael Lyons himself, eh?

    (Oh, and you can stop parading as Kate O'Mara now you've outed yourself!)

  17. At 01:50 PM on 26 Apr 2007, John H. wrote:

    Wolf (10) - hilarious!

  18. At 02:02 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Little Miss Poppy wrote:

    Eddie,

    Thanks a bunch. Now I can't get the tune out of my head.

  19. At 02:24 PM on 26 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Do Dooooooooooo do dooo doo doo dodo do do do....do dooooooooo do do do dddddoo doo doo?

    Did you find your copy which fell out of the ES Eddie ?

  20. At 02:24 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Philip, Harpenden wrote:

    If this is the PM blog, why is there a picture of Chris Moyles at the top?

  21. At 02:31 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Scottie McClue wrote:

    Warning: The following is my version of Beetoven's most famous symphony:

    do dooo dooo doo do doo doo do do dooooooooo,
    do dooo dooo doo do doo doo do do doooooooooooo,
    do dah doo dooo, do dah dooh dooh, do dah do dooh dooh,
    doooooooooooooooooooooo,doooooooooooooooooooooo,
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!;

  22. At 02:44 PM on 26 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Re: Stewart M - Happy 40th birthday on Wednesday :-)

    Are you having a BBQ to celebrate ?

  23. At 03:02 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Stewart M wrote:

    Jonnie, its Tuesday When I hit 40 running! I may be having BBQ on the saturday after it.

  24. At 03:15 PM on 26 Apr 2007, pc wrote:

    I know, it's Vawn Savage!

  25. At 03:16 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    What do I need to bet you, Eddie, to get a response?

  26. At 03:17 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Scottie, that's not Beethoven, that's Elgar!
    And I can't read the above email as I'm away from my desk until I get back. So please contact me on my emergency number.

  27. At 04:09 PM on 26 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Re: Stewart - Ahh I read the cryptic clue you'd left at the refuge

    "Lets just say that My 30th birthday was when a certain Mr Blair got into power"

    Now that was the 2nd May which would have been Wednesday? Anyway I hope you have a fab one.

    We will all do a 'Happy birthday to Stu' on Tuesday :-)

  28. At 07:51 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Frances O wrote:

    I know! It's Sequin. It's a clever ploy to stop producers trying to get her to present ant and every current affairs programme that comes along.

  29. At 07:57 PM on 26 Apr 2007, stewart M wrote:

    I suppose the election day was the 1st and not the second. Technially my cryptic clue was wrong. I should have said when the british oublic voted him and labour in and not when they won. It was labour day though. ANd it was for my mother 40 years ago! groan.

  30. At 10:47 PM on 26 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Happy nearly-birthday Stewart!

    Love today's strapline, btw, Chris the P.

  31. At 10:57 AM on 27 Apr 2007, Vyle Hernia wrote:

    The auto-reply has to be from the director of various things including Communications

    Happy birthday, Stewart.

  32. At 11:01 AM on 27 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Happy Birthday Stewart

    ed
    27/04/2007 at 11:09:02 GMT

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