The Beach
What is the Beach?
It鈥檚 a place to go when the stresses of your real life need relieving. Sometimes it is fairly quiet and you might feel like you鈥檙e the only one around, but you can leave your 鈥榝ootprints鈥 for others to find later on. Othertimes it is the home for a real party, with constant gossip, leg-pulling, rumour, innuendo, chit-chat and weirdness.
If this were a forum (and it sort of is because we post responses to each other, not just to Eddie, hence our term for ourselves 'Froggers', a combination of forum and blogger) then the beach would be the off-topic area.
It's a tropical location, no matter the time of year it's always warm and pleasant there.
Sunrises and sunsets are spectacular, the evenings balmy. It has a number of different locations; the Nick Clarke waterfront bar; the smokers corner; Fido's Run for the dog-walkers; the Naughty Step and many others.
How do you find your way around? There is no direct answer to the question.
The beach is a moveable feast, literally. It will be renewed by our Lord and master Mr. Edward de Mair each Friday morning. This is because we have found in the past that when the number of posts exceeds about 600 the entire thing becomes unwieldy and unstable. A case of the beach turning to quicksand.
Froggers often leave bottles / glasses / trays of their favourite tipple on the bar for others to sample, not to mention big / small eats.
There is a herd of camels who frequent the sands, which froggers are very fond of. There are sun-loungers, so you can take it easy and catch some rays. Quite often the late-night attendees will have a barbie.
It's a fun place, with only one real rule; Be nice to each other; we are ALL chums here. New Froggers are ALWAYS welcome.
The real debate happens on the other threads. The beach is a place for banter, whimsy, relaxation and friendship, where jarring comments are not particularly welcome. There are certain very mild protocols, which you tend to pick up as you go along. So slip your shoes off, feel the sand between your toes, relax and enjoy yourself.
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Ah, lovey fresh beach. Morning Froggers!
Coffee, orange juice and bacon sarnies at Nick's
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Whee! New beach! I've never been first on the beach before!! Let me just run through this lovely soft sand and leave footprints in the damp stuff -- whheeeee!
OK, better get some breakfast on for everyone. Who fancies what? Hot and cold buffet I think.
[Theme to the old black and white Robinson Crusoe programme plays softly in the background...]
Robinson Steelcat wandered up the Beach. "No-one about," he though to himself. "Here I am, shipwrecked after taking a day off work to mow the lawn and dig the garden. Just me, a lawnmower and miles of empty sand.
"Man. what a Friday!"
Suddenly, a camel appeared out of nowhere.
"Aha! A 'ship of the dessert'!" cried Steelcat.
So he had a bowl of custard, and sailed the camel home.
The End.
[More familiar music, as the black and white waves wash over the grey sand.]
Hello!-anybody there?
all listening to Mr H I assume....
BB much loved apparently-must listen ...
Anyway, I'll leave these hot buns and the coffee's ready.
Back at lunchtime'
Byeeee!
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Oh how beautiful - virgin sands - untouched. I wonder how the baby camels are getting on?
Ooooh, my aching limbs! anth, that Rioja is powerful stuff.....it reached parts of me that I didn't even know I had!
Please help yourselves to almond croissants and latt茅 while you watch the video RJD made of me and nikki noodle on the Beach last night.
Fifi, if you go and find it on yesterday's Beach I think you'll spot those two young men you mentioned!
Nikki, that fancy step you do with the fan is amazing!
Still alone? Or are you all just hiding? C'mon guys -- breakfast's ready.
Not mailcious, honest!
Oooh, lovely fresh beach! I have some organic eggs from my friend's overproducing hens ... how would you like them?
Fifi
Malicious??? First posting of the day??? I don't think so! Grrrr...........
It looks like I'm first, but I bet I'm not. There's probably someone hiding in the sandunes, waiting to jump out at me.....
A selection of breakfast items on the bar, along with some cranberry juice to get things started. I'm still sleepy, so I'm just off for a dip to see if that wakes me up.
*yawn* *stretch*
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It's so-o quiet down here this morning, I'm going to spread this camouflage towel over here from rock to rock and snuggle down in preparation for the camelets "beaching". I understand, through extensive research, that they should be making their tentative explorative staggers over the edge of the nest any time soon. Thank goodness camels are sensible enough to build their nests in the long grass - it's almost as if they knew that their young aren't going to be able to fly. Yet.
Freerange bacon from my neighbour's saddleback pigs grilling gently on the grill with croissants and rolls warming in the oven.
All ready for a late breakfast for the froggers.
RJD You made a fat and frumpy middle-aged woman very happy last night!
O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us! ;o)
Severe bloggage this morning...
Gillian (10) : Which f. & f. m-a'd woman would that be? Because as I recall - and the photos bear this out - we froggers are all remarkably well turned out and attractive!
(There was quite a lot of wine consumed, wasn't there.....?)
Fifi ;o)
Gillian (13 but changing) - Have you ever tried the Tango?
Woo hoo, I was first on the Beach! I've never managed that before. I might have to lie down in a darkened hammock to recover.
Heavens! What a bloggage! At least nine people all think they're first and make breakfast. I'm going to be so fat I'll have roll onto a sun lounger!
Who'se up for a paddle?
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Mornin' all,
I've left a large (10 gallon) bottle of our spring water on the bar in case Perky (or any other frogger) momentarily forgets that the brand sponsoring certain snooker competitions is from a Scottish estate owned by absentee foreigners who are practising clearance in the 21st century.
Grrr!We flush our toilets with better water than can be bought! Help yourself!
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ValP - I feel we were slighted somewhat yesterday! However, GM did rectify the situation 'beautiful young choughs'....preen, preen (especially as they are my county's emblem!)
And what a fine assortment on the bar today!
I feel compelled to ask - how is everyone? Am feeling rather 'listeny' today; feel free to pull up a lounger and chat...I may even make a fresh fruit smoothie to help lubricate those vocal chords!
Just dashing through - hoping to catch up properly later.
I see you got my postcard already.
Forgot that Norway has very strict controls on sales of booze and in any case didn't get any time to shop in Bergen as I had to take Mum to the dentist which was interesting. However, on the bar is a set of tasteful troll mugs, and a second set not so tasteful - take your pick! (everyone has to buy the obligatory troll and I think these particular trolls might be permitted on the beach, they may be ugly but they're quite well-behaved).
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Just in case anybody has not heard about the splendid work that Gossipmistress has been doing on the Beach Springwatch front I am posting another Please enter and leave as quietly as you can!
Humph - recycling the finest of straplines I see? ;o)
Gillian - I'm looking at a grant application form from someone who wants funding to put on a flamenco performance! How spooky is that??
By the way, lots going on at the webcam...
Fifi
Afternoon all...
Well, that's a rushed morning in the office out of the way catching up on the emails from the last two days. I've brought some cumberland chipolatas for luch, if anyone wants some....
Afternoon all, just emerged from my hammock to give you a quick wave. Am feeling a tad delicate today - had a bit of a leaving do last night.....say no more! Was very touched, they gave me champagne and flowers - I didn't expect that, was only a contractor.
Anyway, if you dont mind I'm just going to curl up and go back to sleep for another wee while. I'll emerge later for some lunch if there's any going spare.
By the way, Perky - I got your e-mail thanks - will reply soon I promise.
See you later x
Feed me!
Nice website Troll!
Witchi - have you seen the camelets? Enough to warm the cockles of anyone's heart.
Gillian (5)
Very kind of you! I'm sure RJD will edit the video...hopefully almost completely!!
I think I'd rather blame the flamingo than the rioja for the was I felt this morning...but then again, that fancy step was on a beach far far away....!
Right all: 'poets' day is here again! Going off to gather firewood...
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ValP - yes I have, they are wonderful! I just hope they don't start eating each other - speaking of which I missed last night, is the little Barn Owl ok? Or has it been munched?
Fiona (24 as I type): a cold compress to the forehead may help.
Still no news on the job I applied for. Why can't they turn these things round within 2 weeks? I don't know. Of course, if any of the shortlisters are reading, I do appreciate what a difficult job it is and how much other important work you have to do and (contd p92)
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RJD (16) If that was an offer, I'll gladly meet you here tonight for a few lessons! I'll dig out my fishnets....trust you will do the same! ;o)
Fifi, you must say yes.....ask them if we can all join in!
Fiona, I'm raising a glass of ros茅 to you. All the very best to you as you start your new life.
Perky and Molly, nice to see you here again.
EdI - you have educated me about water, and I shall drink only from your source from now on. Thank you :)
I went for a swim, but got kind of lost around that headland and had to walk back, but I see there's been plenty of additions to the breakfast bar since I left, so I'll have a bit of brunch.
Wtichi - will your smoothies really hep to lubricate my vocal chords? Can you recommend something for me to have this time next week - I'm singing the alto solos in Vivaldi's Gloria and need all the help I can get. If you can drop something in it for calming the nerves and helping to control breathing, that would be great!
Don't ask for much, really, do I ;)
And has anyone noticed that Eric's called himself "full flavour, not full fat" at the end of today's newsletter - I challenge him to come down here and prove it . . . . . xx
Perky -
I'd recomend a berry zinger with a bit of honey -lots of blueberries, strawberries etc with ginger, full of vitamin c and other good stuff. And maybe a few drops of rescue remedy thrown in for the nerves? Hope it goes well, many frugs x
Gillian (31) - I should warn you that I'm a bit of a class act at the This is me in March in Barcelona.
Seems I'm having a bad spell.
WW - wow, that sounds fantastic. I will definitely have a go and let you know what happens (as long as I don't turn into a blueberry like Violet thingy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I'll be fine!).
Springwatchers - I'm not into this I'm afraid, but there was a huge black bird on my lawn yesterday (crow? rook?) that was busy bludgeoning a baby bird with its beak. By the time we'd realised what was happening and flung open the window to yell at it, it was flying away with the poor little thing still flapping in its mouth. Very sad, and it's been bothering me all day today.
Sjoan (35) - Ha Ha! I know how you feel!
Stop it boys, it's contagious ;)
Oooooh, Ed I, a quotation from Dougie MacLean. A favourite of mine, or was a few years ago... haven't lstened to his recent work. Gap in knowledge needing sorted?
Fascinating article, thank you. I think I'll send it to a few people I know...
...and avoid that brand.
RJD (16), with Ed's lovely spring water here, why are you advertising a certain brand of fizzy drink for Gillian to drink?
And thanks for the link to GMrs's site. Excellent.
Perky - I love Vivaldi's 'Gloria'. In fact it's playing in my head now and will probably be there for much of the day.
Now I'm off to finish off some of that breakfast and call it brunch. Thanks you all - what a feast!
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Did you know that trout lay their eggs in nests?
Must be true. Says so on R4.
Wow! RJD (34)! How did you even walk in *those* shoes?!
Wow! RJD (34)! How did you even walk in those 6 inch heels?
GM (43) - The shoes weren't too bad actually but those leggings were a bit tight. But they did wonders for my figure, dontyathink?
Perky - I sympathise over the baby bird thing. A few weekends ago Mrs Wonko and I were visiting an English Heritage property when we witnessed "nature red in tooth and claw". A blackbird was standing on some grass digging for worms. Quicker than we could really take in a bird of prey (not sure what kind - possibly a falcon?) dived out of the sun, grabbed the blackbird in it's talons, and disappeared off into the sky. The poor blackbird was still shreaking as it was taken away. Nature's tough, that's for sure.
Ah... Pimms O'Clock! Who wants one?
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Perky -
Its a lovely one; my other fave (for flavour as opposed to its other effects) prune and raisin lassi with lots of cinnamon....gorgeous!
RJD - I hope you don't expect me to wear a moustache!
Francis O (41)
OK smarty pants.....how do they stop all the twigs 'n feathers 'n stuff washing away?
or is that one for FAQ's?
Frances O (39):
I much prefer Laura Branigan's "Gloria".
RJD (34) and GossipM (42)
more interestingly, if you look carefully at the pic you can make out a nice chap in the background with a camcorder, is that jonnie.....?
..perhaps rehearsing for Wimbourne...I think the public has a right to know...
Gillian - Not just the moustache but the pencil beard as well. I mean it's only fair - I have to shave my legs!
Wonko (45)
that was very prob a Sparrow Hawk....happens all the time here 'cos I feed the birds.
It was funny though when we had our conserv'y put up..several times they would come into the garden, grab something( usually a Collered Dove, which is actually a grey rat with wings) and then fly out. Only to find that the new conserv'y was on their exit flight path an they would thud into a window. They soon learned though.....i think they call that evolution....init
Oooh, several froggers read out on tonight's frog slot!
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No glass box; no posts since 4.30ish? Has the blog's constipation returned or is it me? And there I was feeling all pink and glowing after having someone much posher than me read my post out tonight!
RJD and Gillian, Are we all allowed to watch or is this a private Painting-Yourselves-Orange-and-Giving-Each-Other-a-Slap moment? ;-)
We got known so well among the local sparrowhawks as a good place for an easy bit of tit, that word got out and we started to get a peregrine...I put the food in at the bottom of the food chain and it gets all the way to the top, as we sometimes harvest a pheasant...
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Anyone around this evening? I'll be in that hammock, recovering from this week's June.
Hmm, has the blog owner gone and done: 'select all - delete' ??!!
oh well, amuse yourselves, here comes a repeat version:
congrats to Humph (strapline) Molly (being read out on PM) Fiona (first day) and best wishes to Aperitif (tomorrow)!
this could all be seen above at a guess, somewhere near 55ish...except its not there!!
What's the next dance craze on the beach?! we;ve done a few, but then again, too few to mention....!
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PUSH!
Remember the refuge .. when it all goes tits up -- why we had it !
Don't panic Froglets !
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News Flash *NewsFlash***
Have just had a conversatin with Fifi!
She still has to confirm details with the band though!
We do alas have advance bookings until the weekend of 19th / 20th October for the Froggers get together in Bournemouth.
But at the moment 19th and 20th/ 21st are totally clear.
Remember (this means) the last week in September is not possible for us anymore! -- just too many advance bookings - to do this we need an empty house.
So we are looking positevely towards 19th and the 20th of October.
Fifi and I are seeking some way of getting sponsorship for the band - a way of covering our expenses and Fifi and the band - and to make it as cheap as possible for you.
I have explained to Fifi that after a long chat with Simon (SO) we can't afford to put you all up for free. We simply can't pay the mortgage that way :-(
Linen costs - rates - water - etc... so we will endevour to work out the best compromise we can! Getting sponsorship for Fifi will be a big plus!
The cheapest minimum we could realistically aford would be 拢25 per night - ideally for a minimum of two nights. That would equate to less than we acieved this time last year - still not covering Fifi and the band:-(
We have 5 doubles / four twins / two singles - and depending on the interest a surcharge of single occupancy of a double room may be inevitable. However this will not be profit making so we will wait and see how the sponsorship progresses.
All hanging really on the band and Fifi to see if they can make it.
Night for now X
Molly - way to go girl! A read-out on PM and a strapline, yay :o)
Morning everyone. I'm off to Nailsea in a few minutes in June (teaching a friend how to use his new digital camera), but I thought I'd leave breakfast for those who want it on the NCMB. If I'm back in time this evening, I'll make some braised steak au poivre for those who are around...
good luck today, Appy!
Good luck today, Appy (although I guess you probably will be too busy to read this today).
Sounds like you've all been having a "ball" on the beach recently.
SO has pinched my desk for his music room so I'm left with the key board on my lap and the screen on a side table - ho hum ;o( Not very conducive for a lot of frogging, but will pop in as and when. I should have told him that he couldn't have it until he's decorated my study, but hindsight's a wonderful thing!
Hey, DI W - are you free for a spot of decorating? (worth asking, methinks!!)
Big bowl of strawberries and raspberries with vanilla yoghurt to go with, on the bar. Dig in, do.
*sings*
Oh what a beeeeeautiful morrrning!
Oh what a beeeeeautiful daaay!
tum tum ti tum tum the lyrics,
this line ti tum ends 'my way'!
*hums another tune*
tum ti tum-tum
tum ti tum,
tum ti tum-tum,
tum ti Tum, Tum, Tum!
(name that film-tune!)
I'm just poottling in the NCM kitchen, you know, doing a bit of 'putting away' and stuff, I'll be outside in a bit...
...is that you playing frisbee, Wonks?!
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Ed I: so pheasants eat sparrowhawks? Gosh. ;o)
Appy, good luck. Finished humping yet?
Izzy - how did the exams go? It was you, wasn't it?
DIWyman - they didn't say. I'm only quoting R4. Maybe they use camel hair to tie them together.
SSC: Ah, yes, the mediaeval (nb, Val) nun. Sister Laura is ranked alongside Julian of Norwich and Hildegard of Bingham as one of the foremost early English composers.
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I nearly had it - the tune - now it's turned in to Chim Chim a ney
Chim Chim a nee
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A large pitcher of Tinto de Verano on the bar - very refreshing in this weather.
Ap - You especially deserve a few glasses after your box humping! Are you shifted yet?
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Hi Francis - yes it was me, thanks for asking. Not sure, but think I've done enough to pass (not daring to hope for any more!). It's nice to be back in the land of the living.
Phew it's hot in June, expecially as I've been doing some spring cleaning - nothing's been touched for weeks (flaming exams). I cleaned the windows and keep being suprised that I can see out of them! Oh dear, how embarrassed should I be?!
I bet poor old Appy is hot and bothered - poor her.
Thanks RJD - I'll have a large glass of that Tinto thingamebob. Don't know what it is but if it's refreshing that's just what I need.
I'll take it over to that hammock in the shade and try to cool down......
Frances (66),
It's a multi-threaded chain, donchya know? Bit like the frog.
Best wishes to all the afflicted, whether by shifting or sh*tting or whatever, and cheers to all the unafflicted! And a special ((((((鈾♀櫋鈾♀櫋鈾♀櫋)))))) for Belinda.
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Appy, I am picturing you slumped in the new gaff, surrounded by boxes, but with the wine identified and opened!
Belinda, I am picturing YOU reclining in our bestest hammock, just taking in the fresh sea air and nibbling goodies from the BBQ.
Ed I, I see you in your treehouse, watching Mrs Squirly doing her antics with a large Liffey near your languid elbow.
Izzy, you are slumped by the NC Bar, enjoying your favourite tipple. (How was The Who, by the way? I don't think you said.)
Me, I am settling down with Doctor Who, having defrosted the freezer at last AND erected the gazebo in double quick time!
Fifi
This'll be a bit odd: but, how about 'morning froggers' !!
hmm.
wonder if that'll go....
Hello and thank you N-N, Fearless, Izzy, Frances and RJD. The humping is over and we've had some sparkle. I don't actually complete on my sale for a couple of days and I have to go back tomorrow to read meters and boring stuff like that. And I have not ended up living where I planned, oh no, but that is another tale... But the legwork is done -- HURRAH! And I can get to teh beach! DOUBLE HURRAH! Email is somewhat problematic, but one can't have everything...
I am abso-blinking-lutely knackered. And given the temporary nature of my present accomodation, I will no doubt have to do it all again soon!
Jonnie (61) Fantastic news. As long-standing froggers will (they WILL) remember, that is very close to my birthday (we had our first blog party on my birthday last year, not long before the beach evolved). Soudns like a brilliant way to spend it :-)
Appy, Glad to hear your humping went well (ooh err!). Last time I moved (3 years ago today, in fact) I ended up paying for a pack service by the removal firm, as I was in the middle of arranging a business trip to the US (what a surprise) so I didn't have the time to do it myself.Still, I've left an Orange and Lotus flower green tea on the bar for you :-)
Jonnie(61) pencil me in! It's also close to my birthday (yikes! big 4-oh is closer than I thought!) Maybe Appy and I can share our celebrations ;)
Morning all and thanks Ed and Fifi too.
Fifi I am settling down with Doctor Who Lucky you. Bring him to the beach? He has that look* about him does David Tennant...
Well, stuff to do, places to go, people to avoid...
Toasted bagels and various toppings on the NC bar for everyone.
A, x.
*The I know what I'm doing and I'm damned good at it glint, that is.
Ah well, Appy, that will be a good date for a meet up. My own b-day being tomorrow, I'm stocking up on champers to offer to froggers here tomorrow.
Meanwhile, life in June's a big hectic, though not in a celebratory way :o(
Congrats, Appy on the move, and Fifi on the gazebo! Also to RJD - another strapline!
jonnie - (67) was Harrison Ford. (61) Sounds great - any room for tents, for the young at heart?!
Putting a brew on, and then I'll be mostly in a hammock...
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Gillian- Hi there! Not too much blogging opps last couple of weeks.Catching up on all the news- lots happening for and to frogers it seems.
n-n and Val P(62)-thanks for info- I didn't hear PM on Friday actually- never mind. Strapline too??-can you remember what it was Val?
Well, just off to travel on the beach back to the early part of the day...
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What a horribly-constructed posting from Molly!
Please read 'much'as 'many' (line 1)- not that it matters, really...
Molly xx
That's all right, Molly, I was looking the other way, and perhaps Val P was busy. You might yet get away with it.
Care to join me for a pre-luch drinkie? Non-alc is available, or a chilled white wine
Morning all - oh no it's not, it's after 12, oh dear. Cold compress would be nice thanks, after a somewhat rite of passage strewn night yesterday. TD's school leavers' ball - attendance of parents required, supposedly to inject them with some of the social graces, but actually to wring out a last dollop of money from us :o)
Huge event with 600 of us. How is it that some people looked as if they knew the other 599, whereas we knew about 10? Still, a good night was had by all, the celeidh band did a great job and the Orcadian Strip the Willow was a huge success as always. But the disco did the Leavers' proud, Best Years of our Lives and other emotionally charged offerings. I'd have enjoyed a good bop, but Mr Val P had put his back out again earlier in the day while TD and I were at the hairdresser - so he did well to make it to the event at all. TD took pity on me and dragged me on to the dance floor with a bunch of her pals, who were kind enough to include me for a bit of limb-shaking and foot-stomping ;o).
As they all teetered, staggered, strutted and generally made their own ways off to the obligatory After Ball do and thence the Future with a wobbly, question-mark shaped capital F - all the old dears were thoughtfully heading back to their vaguely echoey homes......
Good news: both the other band members can get the time off to come to Bournemouth in October and set the froggery to music!
I've informed my S.O. that he too is going along .. we'll see whether his workload permits that, nearer the time. ;o)
Presumably accom numbers are limited at the hotel itself but there should still be some B&Bs open in the vicinity..? And camping for those of a camping disposition?
(I choose my words with care...)
More anon.
Fifi xxx
Frances (81),
You also let me get away with "latterly...of late" with reference to Johnnie Muir. How can we trust such lax guardians of proper language, I ask?
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Phew!
Frances O- so kind!
Thank you- just a small one please...
Ed I- don't worry- they won't notice; Val P's been much too busy.
Mollyxx
Big Sister(77)
Your birthday? Tomorrow?
Mine too!!!
Right- I'll do the choccy cake, you order the champers and we'll take it from there....
How lovely- what a suprise- big Sis and me- what could be better!
Mollyxx
Oh Molly! A Double Jolly! How wonderful!
Now, going back a few years, in a class I used to teach there was a girl who was always a right pain and who had a serious attitude problem towards me as her teacher (well, not just me, it was teachers in general). One year, on June 11th, I had the pleasure of teaching her and she announced to the assembled class that it was her birthday. Taken unawares, I rejoined that it was also mine. From that day onwards I became, in her eyes, a special pal. Sadly, I still found her to be a right pain, and felt somewhat betrayed to think she shared my birthday. I've seen her quite recently, and she still mentions our shared day ......
But you, Molly, are quite another matter. We're frog twins!
I'll look forward to a slice of cake tomorrow!
It's Sunday afternoon and after some serious work yesterday - weeding ~ defrosting freezer ~ scrubbing kitchen floor ~ putting up gazebo - I am now sitting with The Beach in said gazebo, listening to Radio Four on the laptop.
Hurray, the wifi reaches this far! ;oD
This seemed perfect ... till Jonnie sent me a MMS thingy from the 'real' beach he's visiting today!
I think I may need a little champagne to cure me of my green-eyed monster. Anyone care to share? Big Sister, in honour of tomorrow's birthday....?
Fifi
Day off, Ed. But don't push your luck. And Val's around, even if a little tired.
Oh, Big Sister and Molly ... how exciting! I think we might need a double-decker cake to do justice to the occasion.
If only to accommodate all the candles....
* ducks to avoid suddenly-airborne cushions *
Fifi
'Je ne regrette rien!'
Blue-tit box clearing happened today.
Oh, dear. :o(((
Four little dead chicks... lying on top of four more little chick skeletons.
Who could blame the parents for not bothering again this year? Especially as SO has diligently cleared out the nest as well as the sorry contents.
Booooooooo for Nature!
Fifi
PUSH!!!!!!!!
Fifi
Pour one for me, and save me a slice tomorrow!
It'd be fun to see the double decker cake, with candles on the *bottom* layer too?!!? Great idea feefs...! What a mess that would make of the icing! hilarious...!
To while (sp?) away the time, 3 titles of country songs, not that i've heard them, (or of them, come to that):
"Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain"
"I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade"
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
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Iffi/Fifi:
Don't bother about the candles on my behalf - in fact, for me, don't bother about the cake!
A plate of the finest serrano ham, berenjenas, gambas a la plancha, boquerones en vinaigre and a slice of still-warm tortilla de patata, along with freshly baked Spanish bread, and I'd be as happy as Larry (whoever larry may be). If anyone would like to join me in these, and other, delicious tapas tomorrow, there'll be an all day bar open.
Perhaps the BigMolly cake should not be an old-fashioned double-decker, but one of the new bendy cakes? They take up twice the room, are much bigger than the cake stand they're supposed to fit, and cause many more accidents with candles.
Oooh! Happy nearly-birthdays Big Sis and Molly! Proper congrats reserved until tomorrow, of course.
RJD, your straplines's showing, and I can hear the so-called Flower Chorus gently in the background...
Thanks Fearless (75) and -- yey! Joint birthday cake!! :-)
And thanks Nikki Noodle (78) too. Will you be coming along for a piece of cake?
Val (82) It sounds delightful and exhausting. All the best things are really, aren't they?
Fifi, I'll have a glass, thanks -- and great news about the band.
Right, tea break nearly over -- more unpacking to do.
Big Sister-
I certainly agree with you about the candles- forget 'em! Although delicious as your menu sounds, I adore cake- any cake but most of all BIRTHDAY Cake- so I must insist......!
I do hope N-N doesn't lower the tone at the 'jolly' tomorrow..... those songs? hmmmmm.....!
Mollyxx
Happy birthdays and nearly-birthdays all 'round, and just to note that our tits (and most others) seem to have been very successful in raising chicks and Squirrel mum's here getting her fill of peanuts, but hasn't brought her weans out yet.
xx
ed
I'm feeling a bit cold now, but I don't want to admit that the sitting-out part of Sunday is over!
* hurries indoors for long trousers *
There, that's better.
Appy, glad to hear you are soldiering on with the unpacking. Have another glass to help you along.
Big Sister, your tapas sound wonderful even though I don't know what they are. Is there a tapa to which one could attach birthday candles? If so, I'll have that for my birthday in November!
Now, who's for a quick round of the Hedgehog Song before we all have to go indoors for tea?
Fifi
No-one around since 6:41? Awfully quiet. I'll just tiptoe over to the bar and add my name to the list for October. Hopefully SO will be persuaded to come too.
Fresh salad from the garden and a leek and blue cheese quiche together with a nice dry white from New Zealand.
BTW let me introduce you to Daisy, she's a qualified lifeguard and will do duty on the beach when the young Macallan is otherwise engaged. Be nice to her folks, she's a mite shy.
Molly and Big Sis...can I just point out it is a triple? It's my birthday on June 11th too. And Jackie Stewart, but he doesn't Frog as far as I can tell....
Goodness Jason .. a triple-decker cake???
Or a triple-decker tapas with candles?
Mmmmmmm!
Fifi
Val - have you recovered yet? And how is Mr Val P's back? Is all rockandroll guitar playing suspended at the moment?
Appy hope your boxes all arrived intact and no broken antique Ming vases?
My brother-in-law phoned me at 11.30pm last night - a rare event - he only usually phones if a family member breaks a limb - to tell me he had just seen 5 UFO's in the night sky above Buckinghamshire. Apparently they were orange, all in a line, and travelling silently in a northwesterly direction.
He was out in the garden wearing only a kikoi (?sp - type of kenyan sarong) with a pair of binoculars, so the mind boggles at what any watching alien learned from observing him as a typical human.
Turns out someone down the road was having a party and released a load of 'wish balloons' or something - sort of mini hot air balloons of paper mache with a small pot of burning oil beneath - into the night sky, as an alternative to fireworks. Luckily none of them landed on any thatched roofs!
Good God, Jason - You too!!!!!! Wow!!!!! I think we need to rename this the June 11th Bloggers' Blog.
Boy, will there be a party here tommorrow night!
PUSH!!!!!!!!
Fifi
Appy - Glad the temporary move has at last been achieved! We will really have a big drink ready for you on the next one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BIG SIS AND MOLLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BIG SIS AND MOLLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear BIG SIS AND MOLLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU
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Happy happies, Big Sis, Molly and Jason!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Sis, Molly & Jason!!
Put your feet up, some super fruit smoothies coffee & croissants on the bar .... Champers in the chiller for later!!
PS Count me in for October Jonnie!
What do you mean 鈥渋n order to prevent excessive posting鈥? This is my first post in 9 days. NINE DAYS!! All I wanted to say was:
Happy Birthday to you and you and you
Happy Birthday to you and you and you
Happy Birthday Big Sister and Molly and Jason
Happy Birthday to you and you and you
Anyone else??
Not exactly malicious or anything. So has anything important happened whilst I have been away? Like a rule of only one post a fortnight, perhaps?
H.
So late last night I cracked open the bottle of Glenfiddich given to me by father-in-law for sorting out the nasty virus and malware infection he had caught... Three doubles later (carefully measured in a jigger) with some ice (sorry purists) and I am nicely relaxed and drowsy and sew tibet.
4am and I am wide awake feeling absolutely lousy and continue to feel lousy now. Fed up, miserable, tired.
Last time I felt like this I had been drinking Jameson. And it had nothing to do with birthdays.
Seems that, as much as I like it, whisky doesn't like me. What is the point of life without whisky?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SIS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you were to feel athletic enough to stand on your respective heads, the 'marks' above could look like candles? Please attach them to whatever kind of food/drink takes your fancy from this hamper which I'm leaving on the NCB. I'm off to Aberdeen to bring No1 Son and a few goods and chattels (too many apparently to allow him to use public transport, hmmmm) back down to visit for a couple of weeks. Full house again, yay! Oh, and I've just had a call from a friend who needs a couple of days away to look at a boat next week, so I've agreed to have his large, old dog to lodge with us. Very full house :o)
GossipMrs - well he's away to work, the most uncomfortable part seems to be sitting down, so he'll probably meander around the plant and bother people with bright ideas for his Innovation Fund all day. Btw Sam seems to be licking his paws all the time - any connection with the mysterious sore legs which you mentioned on Sunday's Glass Box?
See y'all later for the Triple-decker Party.
PS - SO has just sent this FWD (bear in mind that the company he works for has another bit in Basildon, and the most unpleasant part of his career was when he was responsible for an area down there and had to live in a Holiday Inn, so his view of Essex is a tad jaundiced):
EssexBoy
A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some t*sser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce......"
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "......and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?"
"Originally from Essex sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave Essex ?" the manager asked.
The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but wh*res and footballers there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Essex."
"No sh*it...." the boy replied. "......who does she play for?"
;o)
And a happy birthday to Big Sis, Molly, and Jason from me too!
Hello and 3 x HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I'm guessing theres already fizz open but heres some more (Mercier, my fave - and why not!)
A gathering in Bournemouth - wow! Will double/triple check diary. Would love to stay and be more excited but theres a stack of paper work in June (and one bod-less in the office to deal with it!)
Appy - wish you and yours much love and light in your new place.
And how are all the people in Exam Land going?
Frugs to all xx
Well- this is sooooooooooooo exciting! Big Sister, Jason- have a lovely day!
Before I pack away my baking tin- ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH A B"DAY T"DAY?
Triple layer it is then..
(make it bendy, ducks and cushions- can someone take this seriously.....)
LOVELY singing in the distance- turn it up a little!
Back to the beach then- bucks fizz? Just a small one please.....
All shimmying down later then?......hope so!
thanks for the 'birdy wishes'- super!
Jonnie- excited about Oct. already!
Mollyxx
Big Sis, Molly, and Jason - Happy Birthdays!
A blonde goes in to apply for a job and she fills out an application. She takes it up to the man and he says "You forgot to answer three questions"
"How old are you?" So she counts on her fingers and finally says 鈥22.鈥.
鈥淥kay then, how tall are you?鈥漇he tries to measure herself and she says 鈥5'2鈥.
鈥淥kay then,what is your name?鈥 She nods her head back and forth for a few seconds and says 鈥淛ennifer鈥.
He says 鈥淥kay I get how you got your age and you height, but how did you get your name by nodding your head back and forth?鈥
She says 鈥淚 was singing "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jennifer.鈥
Ahhhhh, I'm blushing (and that's just at RJD's joke!)
Thanks guys.
Incidentally, today is also my lovely old dog's birthday. 17 at last. Probably THE last one as he's now very doddery, but he's definitely enjoying his special day, as will I.
Happy Birthday BigSis, Molly and Jason!!!
May you all have a day filled with luscious stuff and be treated like Queens and Kings!
I'm assuming there's going to be a grand party this evening, which I shall try to make, although it will be later on as I have a rehearsal tonight. Save me some fizz.....
And Bournemouth sounds enticing....I look forward to finding out more!
JASON
I forgot to wish you Happy Birthday
so a big H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y to you!
Stand by for Fifi's appalling Clare Grogan impression. Fingers in ears, please...
"Haaappy birthdaaay, haaappy birthdaaaaay... (Molly)
"Haaappy birthdaaay, haaappy birthdaaaaay... (Big Sister)
"Haaappy birthdaaay, haaappy birthdaaaaay..." (Jason)
"Haaappy birthdaaay, haaappy birthdaaaaay..." (Big Sister's dog)
You can take your fingers out of your ears now. I've stopped.
I said I'VE STOPPED!!!
Fifi xxxx
Happy Birthdays everyone (and Big Sis's dog)!
Val P: lovely candles. Now how do I get my feet back where they should be and when will I stop feeling dizzy?
Just found out stepdaughter (nearly 17) has passed her BTech Art course. She was thinking of going on to do another course next year, then she decided she definately wouldn't and wanted a job instead. She arranged a trial shift in a local gastro-pub as a "kitchen porter" (pot washer) yesterday. She did noon till 6pm and suddenly the idea of doing a course is attractive again! I imagine the results will be the clincher and I can look forward to another year of poverty ;-)
Really feeling flat today. Unlike my stomach.
Well, the birthday got off to a rather sorry start I'm afraid. SO, who's not good at these things, presented me with a book which had the last thirty pages missing (I'm not kidding!) and an apology for no flowers, then, when he realised the book was defective, went into a bit of a sulk. Meanwhile, in between trying to get him into a better mood and having a birthday bath, I ran late for the coffee date I had with a pal, so that was cancelled. Gillian's ecard to me was locked shut, my email went down, and I'm in a general state of apprehension about something big that may kick off tomorrow on the 成人论坛 and in which I'm involved. So - not the best of beginnings I'm afraid.
Dafydd had a round of toast as a birthday treat, so he's looking pretty pleased with himself.
However, in the last half hour, SO has suggested we have a snack lunch out, Gill's ecard has opened (thanks, Gill, it's great fun!), another friend has sent me a lovely ecard too, and the postman arrived with greetings from friends and family. The sun is still obstinately hiding and my hayfever is driving me mad, but the day is definitely improving as I type this.
Hope Molly and Jason are enjoying their days in their own ways, and hope to have a look in at some point to celebrate here later on.
Fifi - encore! More!
No, only kidding.
Glad the 4xb'day is starting so well.
I love the idea of a frogfest in Bournemouth. Did anyone see 'Coast' last night?
Happy Birthday Big Sister, Molly and Jason! Hope that you all have a wonderful day and an even better year.
Woof Woof bark to Big Sister's dog.
And after Claire Grogan, here comes Stevie Wonder....
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to ya,
Happy Birthday!
Love to Molly, Jason and Big Sis xxx
Poor BigSis eh? :-(
Glad things are turning out a little better as the day goes on.
What can the 成人论坛 thing be you are involved with!!
Such suspense!
A new Blog :-)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG SIS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLLY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!
Wow! Shall we take lunch outside?! I quite fancied all those things Big Sis mentioned yesterday that i dont know what they are...tapas, although that reminds me of a ISIHAClue:
Tapas: to lightly touch on the bottom!
n-n
xx
Many Happy Birthdays to all those involved. I hope your day is definitely on the up from now on, Big Sis. To coin a phrase - "things can only get better".
Sorry about the whisky reaction Jason. That sounds like you'd better give the rest to someone else to drink. Save ourself some more sleepless nights. Was talking to some friends yesterday who've decided to give up alcohol. It's been 2 weeks now & they say they are feeling so much better. They look irritatingly bright -eyed & alert too. Must be either the no alcohol regime, or that new cat food they're trying...
Gillian: thanks for the eCard. Now about the arrangements for Claire Grogan...I think it only right that the ladies share Stevie Wonder. I'll take Claire to this little place I know and I'll dig out my vinyl Pinkie Blue* and wow her with both sides of the full twelve inches at 33 and a third rpm.
I have just been given my pressie from said step-daughter - the 2-disk version of Hot Fuzz starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost which I believe is in a similar vein to Shaun of the Dead. Expect no sense from me this evening.**
*Note for the censor: Pinkie Blue was the album recorded by Claire Grogan and her band in the 80s and should not be confused with either a bruised little finger nor my comment taken as a euphemism for a substitute for a part of the male anatomy.
**Note for the reader. I know you don't expect any sense out of me on any evening. You may choose to ignore this remark. No infinitives were harmed in the making of this post.
Oh, anyone out there used the text layout "system" LaTeX? They do wonderful footnotes in that, you know.
JG - sorry its birthday bubbles are failing to lift you. How about a swim with the dolphins and that whatever you like best cooked to perfection on the bbq? With a slurp of the Beachs own whiskey which is specially distilled to have no unpleasent reactions at all!
BigSis -
glad your day is improving and hope you had a wonderful lunch!
Molly - what are you up too?
More bubbles anyone?
Well, Jonnie, you know how it is - there's a lot of monkeybusiness around! I may be able to say more after tomorrow, but for now my lips are sealed for the right reasons.
Just listening again to the sad news of the little boy found in the sea not far from here. What grief there must be in that household - especially as his father has yet to be found.
i hope Michael Buchanan's having a good day on the Ascension Islands. It can't be an easy place to live.
Welcome back, Humph. Hope you had a lovely holiday, and the sun-cream was used more than the umbrella!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Sis, Molly & Jason, and anyone I've missed in my long Frogabsences!!
Hope all Fronds are well and happy - for those who aren't, wrap these frugs around you until you feel better.
(((((((((((((((xxxxxxxxxx)))))))))))))))
I wish it were possible to read a potted version of Frogentries to make catching up easier... not enough time to read back through everything :o(
Any volunteers to do some Frogpotting? Could be a fascinating hobby for a bored Frogger...and it would make disorganised, unable-to-manage-their-time-effectively, part-time froggers like me very happy.
xx
I got a birthday card that said words to the effect "Don't worry if you have more grey hairs...at least half of them are hidden by your underpants."
8 year old daughter didn't get it, which was a huge relief.
Happy Birthday x 4 (Big Sis, Jason, Molly, Dog)
Pogo and Herbie sleepily wave a paw to say Happy Birthday too - they're both flat out on the floor at present.
Here's something to look forward to (if the day hasn't been going particularly well) - a right old knees up, lots of fizz (or other preferred tipple), a bbq buffet and a couple of very important guests (nudge, nudge, ;o), ;o) - I think you know who I mean, girls and boys).
Fifi - The Who were fantastic, thank for asking. One of the best of their gigs we've been to - still got the fire unlike some of their contemporaries. The only downside was that they kept hitting noise levels that kicked in the noise limiters, knocking out all the power! It happened about 4 times. :o(
Witchi - Thanks for asking - my exams finished just over a week ago and I'm mightily enjoying being back in the world of June again! Results in July, so fingers crossed.
See y'all later for the shindig....
la la la la la huh
la la la la la huh
la la la la
la la la la.......
*walks off in a very peculiar manner back to June*
Oh, blast, when I posted it sounded like a good birthday. Hope things are a bit better now.
Jason, some people have alcohol allergies - I know someone who can't drink gin without vomiting (and that's one sip, not a whole night on it).
Trouble with birthdays is we can expect a lot from them, like other 'big days', and then when they don't come up to expectations, as many things don't, we feel all flat and diappointed.
So they say.
A littke note of calm:
*la*
That's it.
n-n
xx
I have an early band-practice tonight, as guitar player has a 6am start tomorrow.
So, hopefully I should be free for knees-upping and hedgehog-bothering sometime around 8.30pm.
Whether I reach the computer at that time may be another matter!
Hope all the birthdays have pulled their socks up and provided better entertainment for our 3 human and 1 canine anniversarians.
Fifi
Lunch was just a jacket potato, but with one of the best views in Sussex.
The day's still a bit odd, but I think that's largely down to the weather - and the
ABSENCE OF A HUG FROM ERIC!
But, Eddie, there's still time left to embrace?
Urgh!
For the record; I had an awful weekend, which mainly involved lots of driving, heavy lifting, and cleaning out a conservatory that seems to have been infested by mice. No evidence of said mice despite many traps. Not how I envisiaged my weekend at all. All thoughts of sitting in the sun drinking beer and listening to TMS disappeared. Not happy.
Today back in June has been similarly stressful at work. I forgot some fairly vital paperwork for a very important meeting. Had to run upstairs and find a friendly person who could print a few copies off for me. Not happy.
And now I'm still catching up on the Frog! So:
Thanks DI Wyman for the sparrow hawk info. We've mostly had sparrows and woodpigeons this year, with the odd blue tit. Don't know if/how respective broods are doing, but the food disappears!
No, I'm afraid that wasn't me with the frisbee (I wish), I was back in June lifting heavy things.
Jason: it serves you right for drinking Fiddly dick with ice ;o) There's a nice bottle of Glen Garrioch 21 behind the bar at Nick's, give that a go.
Happy Birthday one and all, even if it isn't your Birthday.
Right, I'm off to face the tube back in June. See you on the Beach tomorrow. I hope.
;o) []
The Frog's a fine and public place
But some, I think, do here embrace
A happy birthday to the three froggers and BigSis's dog.
Hope the move went well, Appy, but sounds as if you should't unpack everything yet.
A reasonable day in June, just one sarcastic email from a customer amoung the normal correspondance of the day, so I'm opening this Rioja (think I'll have to get another case in at this rate), it's on the NC Bar.
I'll be walking down the beach to see of there are any turtles hatching.
Well, I've ditched the guitar player and ... here I am, guitar in hand and ... nobody here!
Anth's left some footprints but there's not so much as a half-nibbled sausage on the NCB.
Where are the birthday persons?
Where are the revellers?
I shall hie me to the hammock for a sulk.
Fifi ;o)
It was the way that Harry went about things, I am afraid. Some people prefer the direct approach; not Harry. If the indirect approach could be used, Harry would use it. For instance there was that time when he and some of his neighbours got burgled. His neighbours immediately bought guard dogs to protect their homes. Harry went out and bought budgie. He even put a sign on his garden gate: 鈥淏eware of the Budge鈥. When Tony, one of his neighbours, asked 鈥淗ow is a budgie going to protect your house?鈥 Harry replied 鈥淗e can whistle for one of your dogs!鈥
It was the same when it came to buying a present for his wife鈥檚 birthday. The evening before her birthday, he showed the present to Tony. 鈥淟ook,鈥 he said, 鈥渋sn鈥檛 this a beautiful diamond ring?鈥 鈥淚 thought that your wife wanted a sport鈥檚 car.鈥 said Tony. 鈥淚 know,鈥 Harry replied, 鈥渂ut where will I find a fake Porsche?鈥
I hope that today鈥檚 birthday Froggers have had the true deal.
H.
Well, looks to me as if the Beach will very soon have the patter of tiny flippers en masse...
Where's the Rioja I left on the bar? Fifi, are you trying to blame the camels?
Following Wonko's advice I shall put this experience down to either the ice or the crystal glass (both of which were common factors on both occasions).
But not tonight, Josephine...tonight is a night for Beck's Green Lemon beer - very refreshing and only 2.5% proof. With some Cava to round off the evening.
Oh, look! Aren't they sweet?
Better keep the camels and camlets away from them, though.
So - when does the partying start?
Hi everyone, no time for a proper beach-stop -- just had a quick skim through the last 50 posts! Happy birthday Big Sis, Molly, Jason and Big Sis' dog. Hope you're all having a lovely evening. And thanks for the good wishes to all who wished them!
Boy it was weird being beck in the office today!
See you all tomorrow -- "working from home" (i.e. unpacking and frogging...)
Right everyone- what a great lot you are!
As Appy said just up there^-thanks- for all the birthday wishes and presenty things like jokes and songs - fabulous!
Don't knowar where the others are but let's open the wine ,start the music and go.........
w-w- I've had a lovely day- nothing extraordinary; but my two lovely daughters have phoned me from Cuba and Uni(last day of finals today),lots of cards etc, lovely meal etc- SO still indulging me- what more could I want on a 'Monday' birthday. Perhaps I could spin it out for a few days....
Gorgeous little turtles to look at on the beach- perfect end to the day.
Big hugs to you all(((((((((xx))))))))))- extra big ones for Big sis and Jasonxx
Enjoy the Bash- I've got to get up at 6 tomorrow.
Night-night!
Mollyxx
OK all, don't panic, let the little'ns through. Fortuanately this Beach does not have sharks or Portuguese-man-o'-war's (unlike Ascension Island, according to Alan Clark), so the turtles have a plain sail out to sea once they get there.
toast to the turtles.
Ta da
Ta da
Ta diddly da da
Ta da
Ta da
Ta da da dada da da
............
I know it's a bit late, but where's the party? I'm just going to party on here with Fifi (if she's around) and then collapse into a hammock - the sparkly one's are reserved for the birthday bods.
Just pouring a glass of Jason's Cava.
Newsflash! Camelets have left the nest!
Was a bit worried that one went missing the other day but it appears to be safe & sound, if a little ....
Fantastic! Four camelets and some baby turtles! What a day it's been.
I've arranged for Macallan to bring some strong black coffee in for the morning. Also freshly-squeezed orange juice, croissants and honey.
Oh Dear! I'm not sure in all this blueness whether or not the webcam link above has come out.
In case it hasn't, here it is again:
Gossipmistress - Any sign of the parents of the camelets?
Oooooh, I'm not sure about this blueness... I'm having to highlight posts to read them! Can we have the old Beach front back please?
Jason - It definately won't have been the crystal glass! It's a good idea to drink water in between glasses of Malt, not only does it re-hydrate you, it cleanses the palate too. The last time I had a headache after drinking Malt I'd drunk 17 or so in an evening! ;o)
Well, I'm going to put my feet up on that sun lounger and wait for lunch.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
;o) []
Errrmmmm. Can I just do a quick check, here. As I understand it, at about this time next year we will be wishing a Happy Birthday to Big Sis, Molly, Jason, Big Sis' dog (hopefully) and loads (and I really do mean loads) of turtles.
Does a camelets leaving of the nest also count as a birthday, or is that just a rite of passage/coming of age sort or thing? Some Froggers' arms are goint to get very tired when giving the bumps!
H.
Anth - aren't the turtlets fantastic? I could sit here and watch them all day. I wouldn't go too close to the big one though - just in case she comes over all maternal.
Hope the birthday-ers make it down here for the post-birthday wind-down - important, I think, no matter what sort of day you've had.
Budge up Wonko, I'll join you for a snooze and then sort out some lunch ;)
Fnuff!
Must have dozed off.
Any lunch around? I've brought some potato salad, chips and dips.
Oh yes, and a cheeky little Chablis...
;o) []
Budging as I speak Perky...
;o) []
Budging twice, Wonko? I'm not THAT large! Thanks for sharing though ;)
I contribute a late lunch of wholemeal pitta breads with a salad nicoise, which will fill you up good and proper for the rest of the day.
I have to go back to June now - much as I would like to watch the turtles on the shore. *sighs*
That potato salad was just the ticket, Wonko, thanks.
Anyone for a dip?
No, I've eaten enough, I mean a get-feet-wet one.
Ah. Mother turtle looking ferocious. Maybe I'll just doze off with a good book.....
I've just uploaded some pictures of the Norway trip for anyone who's interested. First time I've done it this way so hope it worked. If it has, you'll see we had fantastic weather.
A.
xx
Literally a quick flit in - tea and flapjacks on the bar! x
Tea and flapjacks - lovely. Thanks Witchi. Can't have too many though, the food on the boat was good and plentiful and as a result I've put on half a stone. Oh woe, and I used to be able to eat anything with no ill effects.
That second budge seems to have disappeared, sorry Perky, must have rolled over in my sleep!
Glad the potato salad met with approval, it's my own special recipe.
I've got to go back to June now I'm afraid, probably catch you again tomorrow.
;o) []
AnneP - there are some fat free ones lurking there too, just as tasty I promise!
Beautiful photography Anne - well done and thanks for sharing them.
Mum looks lovely (by the way)
Anne P: Some lovely photos - what a great place. Another added to my list.
Can I just throw my towel down here and collapse? I have done the first garden digging I have done in 11 years. I've dug a 10ft by 3ft border and planted my runner bean plants...
I've done the hot bath thing and I can feel all my muscles are complaining.
What do you mean ONLY 10ft by 3ft? Rome wasn't built in a day, you know.
Izzy, it's a good job you turned up when you did last night (and found Anth's rioja) ... I was all set to stomp back to June in the grumps!
I thought our vocal harmonies worked surprisingly well. Especially when Mummy Turtle joined in, although I'm still not convinced she wasn't in pain.
Wasn't it cute when the turtlets linked flippers and skipped down to the waves in time to the Froggers' Song/
The camelets were waddling, rather, but still adorable as they attempted to frolic in the shallows without splashing their humplets.
Fifi
'not suitable for children under 5'
Jonnie, Jason, thanks - but I put it down to my new camera. Dropped the old one a couple of days before the holiday and though it is being repaired I wanted to take one with me. It's really intuitive to use, so mostly I just point and shoot.
Bah. I had an appointment for a haircut last Tuesday afternoon. It was cancelled at the last minute and scheduled for a week later. This afternoon. Guess what's happened?
I'm going to have to attack my fringe myself with the nail scissors. I'm beginning to resemble a (perfectly charming, but a bit, er, feral) terrier.
Hello peeps.....just popped over from June..I'm working in our glorious capital....Londinium.....well southfields / wimbledon / merton bit anyway.....hot n stuffy wid loads of strange peeps about.....
....thrust u r awl OK?
..Francies O (174)..
be carefull dearheart. i saw Anny (git yer gun) Widdecombe on breakfast tv this morn
......just WHO does her hair....Rt Hon D Blunkett?
Anne P - really gorgeous photos; it looks like a breathtaking place.
FranO - Terrier? That's nothing - I look like some kind of Yeti! I really must make the effort to book in for a trim; it's a bit hair-raising (very punny) because I let the hairdressing students at my College do it for assessment, so I never know what I'll end up with or how long I'll be in the chair... it took over 2 hours once...
Chris
x-x-x
Anne P, lovely photos. Thanks for sharing them.
Frances O : when did you last see a feral terrier?
Fifi
'old ones are the best'
O Frances - that hairdresser's gonna tell you off for sure!! And please can post a photo of the 'feral terrier' look.....
Anne P - really beautiful photos. And surely your Mum can't be 91? She looks much more youthful! Was it what your Mum hoped it would be, in the end?
Well, it's bye-bye to the turtles for another year. Nice report from Ascension Island today on their turtles.
A late drop by the beach - another bottle of Rioja on the bar, and a retreat to that hammock after another rough day..
Ouch. Ooh. Ouch. Ooh. Ouch.
And that is just trying to sit down at the computer. This exercise malarkey isn't good for you, is it?
Morning all!!
A whole host of goodies here...who's been so generous? Thankyou!!!
Appy: I tried 'working from home' once - I was so late, so unproductive, that i sacked myself....
n-n
GM (179) Thanks. Yes Mum does look about 10 years younger than she is and considering she had a really bad attack of sciatica last year she's doing remarkably well. She's fortunate enough to be able to afford to have physio and massages at her local fitness centre and still does exercise there (which she only started in her late 70's) though not these days on the machines.
I think she was glad I came along as she found hearing announcements very difficult and finding her way around the boat a little confusing at times. I'm sure she'd have coped but with an anxiety level that would have taken the edge off any enjoyment. However, after all the hassles, including being sent to the wrong meeting point and nearly missing the coach, the boat was lovely and the staff friendly and very helpful. Perfect weather was of course a bonus.
A.
xx
Anne - I'm in the process of visiting 'the last resort' - in an attempt to find out why we are still enduring the television trails.
I have sent an e-mail to the Controller of Radio 4 (Mark Damazer) alerting him to the Glass box, however, for some reason, I cannot get my comment published there.
Jonnie - add my name to your complaint!
I recognise that the 成人论坛 is more than one channel, more than one medium ... but I don't see 成人论坛s 1 or 2 advertising The Archers' latest plot line or Dezzy Discs with Yo Kimono.
Grrrrrrr!
Maybe you'd have better luck with Feedback? Particularly as you can offer to put your broadcasty skills to work for them?
Although their lack of even a polite acknowledgement when we all screamed about the Blog Plague of '06 isn't encouraging.
:o(
Fifi
Hello all. I have bought some ice-croissants and sangria for you all today, as the beach is particularly warm.
Anne P - your Norway photos are beautiful. My brother does not live far from Bergen now so I know the area reasonably well, but your photos just make me want to go back there!
Jason - if you need a massage for your tired limbs, then I would be more than happy to help out - My husband is excellent with his hands so I could send him over.
Great Photos AnneP. Good you had a good time. My holoday snaps still on the SD card. I'm Busy playing catch up with work in June.
For those that want to know we had great weather on our hols and a fantastic thunder storm. Oh and I did actually enjoy EuroD. Mainly cos queues were short and I got to go on the rollercoasters :-)
Well I'm back from limbo, and I just caught the last of the turtelets disappearing into the waves.
The pc monitor decided to pack in yesterday, just as I left the room to make a cup of tea (no, Gillian, I never did get around to installing the kettle into the sitting room!), however after much head-scratching (and weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth - it's so frustrating to know that the pc is actually working and my work etc is in there, but I just can't see it) we discovered that our predilection for never throwing anything away was, for once, a blessing. No1 Son was able to unearth the monitor from a previous generation pc and get it all hooked up.
However, I have now got a mass of stuff to catch up on in June, so I'll be back later!
Morning Froggers!
Just a quick visit to the beach to dip my toes in the water before heading back to a hectic and hot day back in June.
Hope all are well, maybe see you later.
;o) []
Belinda (186): Ooh, you tease! The last time a man got hold of me left me somewhat traumatised so I'll pass, thanks.
Anyone got any great ideas for what to put in a risotto for a main meal that doesn't include mushrooms? I have some sundried tomatoes that I'd like to use but beyond that I'm stumped.
Well Fifi and everyone else who has complained about the trails.
My comment and e-mail to Mark Damazer will *not* be published on Tuesdays Glass box.
I did, as a last resort, also forward it to Eric - with a request that he publish it in my name - as yet no response - but I'd expect, out of politeness some sort of acknowledgement.
The text is on the refuge site. - though I doubt this post will see the light of day :-(
Jonnie (191) Your message was sent at 09.35. I arrived in the office at 10.15. I forwarded it to Marc at 10.39.
I'm sorry you consider it impolite that i haven't replied. I thought it best to try to get action on your request rather than spend time replying. If there are problems with postings, it's Marc's job to deal with them, which is why I spent time forwarding your email to him.
In the time before the 11.00 meeting I have to read the papers and, this morning, post a rather complex set of pictures and puzzle on the Blog.
If I spent time personally replying to each email I would not have time to do my job. I try to contribute as much as possible to the Blog, but I certainly can't and won't reply instantly to every email that arrives.
For that reason, if people feel that a lack of reply means they actually become offended, then they should not email.
Right, not stopping long as I have things to do back in June. Lovely to see the photos of Norway, AnneP :) The colour range on some of them is gorgeous!
Jonnie, add my name to the list sick to the back teeth with the trails, particularly for that show on Beeb 2
Jason, I'm reliably informed exercise is good for you. I hope so, otherwise these early mornings should've been spent in bed instead!
Ah well, back to the grind...
Jason:
Pinenuts
Prawns
Peas
Peppers
Other letters of the alphabet are available!
Anyone got any great ideas for what to put in a risotto for a main meal that doesn't include mushrooms? I have some sundried tomatoes that I'd like to use but beyond that I'm stumped.
Rice might be a good start.
Jason : Risotto is such a staple in our house, for the last 20 years it's been known here as The Usual.
!
Pieces of cooked chicken or other meat, spicy sausage or pepperoni sliced up, lots of onion & garlic obviously, peppers, anchovies ... anything with bags of flavour that lends itself to being cut up small.
mmmm.... making me hungry!
Fifi
Malicious? First time today?? I don't think so! >:o((((
Stewart M (187) I'm glad you enjoyed your holiday, though I wouldn't have been impressed by the thunderstorm, if I'd been there ;o(
I'm afraid I have to dive into a windowless cupboard at the first flash of lightning! Thank goodness we never have to suffer traumas like that here on the beach!
Belinda (194) hahahaha!
Jason - a really good risotto doesn't really need anything else - just a load of good parmesan and some butter at the end!
You could try peas with lots of fresh herbs. I often use chicken breasts that I've baked in the oven first with some thyme, rosemary or lemon. If it's just out of the store-cupboard, then add some olives to your tomatoes at the end and serve some rocket leaves with it.
Hmm. I'm hungry now. I shall conjure up a beach chocolate fudge cake and leave it on the bar.
No Eddie,
You mis-interperated my comment - and on reading it I can see why.
You 'actioned' on it which was fine, and all I expected - hence my use of the words:-
'as yet'!
I should have e-mailed Marc directly, but apologies for the misunderstanding, to re-iterate, I didn't think you were being impolite.
Now who's for some nice baxters soup and wholemeal bread, while I sit down and watch some trailed telly shows :-)
Perky is, of course, absolutely right. A true risotto depends upon nothing more than good arborio rice, shavings of the best parmesan, and butter. Like most things, less is more.
Thanks for the suggestions - ahem, yes I will put rice in it ;-)
Perky, I will try that baked chicken breast idea soon.
As I had to shop en-route to "home for lunch" I didn't have the benefit of your suggestions so I have plumped for borlotti beans, pancetta, rosemary, sundried tomatoes. A variation on a Jamie Oliver recipe.
I'll follow it with strawberries and Cornish dairy ice cream to ensure a (politically) balanced meal.
Eddie (192): this may be part of the price you pay for that Sony award! We do all appreciate the efforts you make even if some of us sometimes come across huffy. You should hear me shout at the television when Question Time is on...
Jason - sweet potato/butternut squash (pre-roasted) - did this last week and it was fab.
Belinda (194) hahahaha!
Jason - a really good risotto doesn't really need anything else - just a load of good parmesan and some butter at the end!
You could try peas with lots of fresh herbs. I often use chicken breasts that I've baked in the oven first with some thyme, rosemary or lemon. If it's just out of the store-cupboard, then add some olives to your tomatoes at the end and serve some rocket leaves with it.
Hmm. I'm hungry now. I shall conjure up a beach chocolate fudge cake and leave it on the bar.
Re Fifi (196)
Malicious? First time today?? I don't think so! >:o((((
In that case, who was posting at 185? Is the cloning of Froggers allowed? ;-)
H(umph).
Last night it was my pleasant duty to welcome a small group of folk who are walking from Belfast via Faslane to London.
I went to our community wood and got a supply firewood ready, lit a fire and set the kettle on. They were walking from Kirkcudbright (15+ miles) and arrived around six PM, along with our local minister.
They were a fine bunch, wearing vests saying "Bin the Bomb" and such and we had a grand time around the fire. I don't know the route of their walk, except that today they were going to try for Dumfries. They are going Gandhi-style, and depending upon local hospitality and didn't seem to have been disappointed or underfed.
The leading light is Bernie Meyer from the American West Coast:
I hope any froggers who become aware of their passing by will take the chance to shake their hands and perhaps walk a mile or two with them.
It was a privilege to meet them.
xx
ed
And that was malicious? I think not!
Perky: re rocket leaves. Sadly NASA have an injunction out on me...
Right, I'm off-ski for a medical appointment back in June. Nothing serious, just a check-up.
In a change to usual practice I've left a large bowl of winter mixture sweets on the bar at Nick's.
Can I finish by echoing (echo, echo, echo...) Jason's comments regarding the interactivity the PM Blog allows. It, and the efforts of Eddie, Marc and the rest of the "PM Team" are much appreciated.
I'll stop creeping now! ;o) []
Jason - sounds like your risotto will be delicious. If there are any leftovers, bring them down!
I see my previous post has appeared twice for some reason. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean two fudge cakes -I simply don't have the time, and I ate the leftover chocolate ;0
Grrrr. Apparently, it's a malicious fudge cake.
RJD (157) Well I did just catch a glimpse of four legs & a veil the other night......
Eddie ... calm ... calm ... we know you can't be everywhere at once, and we also know you somehow have to find time to make a daily radio programme.
You may have been rushing a wee bit when you read Jonnie's message ... it's lovely that you did something about it by the way ... but I too am busy today and I didn't take what you did out of Jonnie's message!
No! I'm Fifi! ... in this house, postings before 10am don't count. Especially the grumpy ones.
;o)
Fifi xx
Footprints for
xx
ed
Well, Fifi, Jonnie did say this:
"I did, as a last resort, also forward it to Eric - with a request that he publish it in my name - as yet no response - but I'd expect, out of politeness some sort of acknowledgement."
I think that's what Eddie was responding to, and given his own perspective, he may well have felt upset. We've all been guilty of emailing Eddie at some time or another and we don't always get responses. Eddie didn't ignore Jonnie's email, but passed it on to Marc, who did respond as we know.
I think, in Eddie's shoes, I might have felt a bit miffed to read Jonnie's comment as Eddie is anything but impolite. Jonnie clearly recognised how his comment could be read, even if it wasn't how he intended it to be.
Given all we ask of Eddie, I reckon he does pretty well in trying to meet our expectations. In fact, I'd say he goes the extra mile. *
*(Even if he didn't deliver on the birthday hug - but, Eddie, I understand, I understand .........)
For
Wiiiiii!
xx
ed
Sorry, just reread my comment above -
Jonnie clearly recognised how his comment could be read, even if it wasn't how he intended it to be.
- which was why he apologised to Eddie.
Yes it's true. If I was Eddie I would have read in to it the same way - I didn't actually expect a reply though and believe me I've been on the receiving end of listeners e-mails and moaning illegible letters all expecting instant responses.
Actually I was getting a little exasperated at the blog as the initial Mark Damazer e-mail was not getting through (and I had sent it twice last night) - however there may have been a reason for this. I noted that my full name was on the bottom of the blog post, which Marc or Eddie kindly edited out.
Apart from not being able to type, my other failing is not to read through blog posts before I send them.
Anyway apologies to all! - plus it's been a nightmare today.
Does anyone know how to make a template in Outlook 2007. All I want to do is click somewhere and bring up a 'pre-formatted confirmation letter - as an e-mail' - well if anyone knows how I'd appreciate it.
Big Sis (212): "We've all been guilty of emailing Eddie at some time or another and we don't always get responses."
How very DARE you?
(a) we haven't all emailed Eddie.
(b) some of us who have emailed Eddie may have got a response every time.
It is this sort of media distortion of the truth that is making me cancel my plans to stand down as Prime Minister even if it does annoy old grumpy guts next door and delay the royalties of the memoires.
Oops. Wrong speach...
;-)
PUUUSH!!!
Or am I just the only one here????
*feels small*
Feral terrier. I've never seen a pic of one yet, but I hope it doesn't resemble Widdecombe. I suspect it's the Rt Hon D Plunkett's dog which cuts her hair. With its teeth.
Yhos was a reference to T Blair's 'feral' comment on Tues about journalists. It's a word I've grown fond of. Perhaps I'll stop using it now.
Have held back from the nail scissors so far... but the dog biscuits are getting tempting...
Jonnie, add me to the 'fed up with the Mary trail' list. But then, I get fed up with over-trailing anything.
Ed I (213) Oh no I just get a blank video screen!
And that link looked so exciting.......
Now - yet agin I'm asking for Froggers assistance.
I'm due for another filming session of andycroak's artwork on Saturday at 3PM. I'll be armed with the video camera but what should I ask him? The artwork we will be viewing is on display
So it's Froggers AQ to Andycroak! (andy cragg)
Here is Andy's website
As a suggestion, if you are curious about a specific painting or picture and would like him to explain it then here is your chance.
If you want an open question then you can leave it on the beach - there is a little gap between the fridge and that trolley towards the end of the NCMB - alternatively, if you'd rather I surprise Andy with your question - and see his reaction on camera then e-mail me direct at:-
jonnie*dot*cransley*dot*com
Thanks, it should be fun - I'm deserting the Hotel on a busy Saturday and my SO (Simon) will not be happy - so make it worthwhile and come up with some Q's .....
The video will bore you all senseless next week ;-)
This
has the right sort of hair, though too much on the body, and the ears are too big.
Oh. That was malicious.
Lots of maliciousness around today, eh, frogfriends?
Thanks Jonnie for doing some nice free advertising for me, and I look forward to answering froggers questions.
Crikey this is a big responsibility!
Unfortunately the answer to most questions is most likely to be "er, well, I thought it looked nice like that" or "those are the colours of the paints I had left", that kind of thing.
Ooh and thanks Jonnie for deserting your hotel to look at my stuff (but you can tell SO that you are going to add some excellent colours into many of your rooms ...!)
Re Frances - of course you are added to the list - and loved the terrier -
I promise not to trail the 'andy cragg' coming up recording again - espaecially as we have Eddies Camp thingy on the Horizon :-) - well sounds fun - army boys etc ...
On a different tac,
I know it's not very Radio 4 but did anyone catch Will and Grace tonight on Channel 4.
Oh did I laugh - one of those episodes filmed live in front of an audience - and nearly all of them got the giggles! - well I needed to chillout a little after today :-(
Quick sneek at that bottle of port that DIY man has left and to bed.
Gossipmistress :-
If you see this! Rupie has finally been diagnosed with dry eyes. Now on some hugely expensive drug - well 拢40 a Month for life - and of course, Tesco's pet insurance won't fork out for as they have only just diagnoised the condition although the symptom started nearly a year ago! - I don't blame the vet - it was a tricky one - but amazing why these insurances always have ger out clauses -
Oh well - one thing and another, no wonder I've been ratty :-(
Oh dear - just - well 10 mins ago seen this!
GILLIAN! FIFI! BIG SIS!- this is what that film crew from the university were up to three or four weeks ago! He was Italian - bless him!
You will have to click on their Youtube link (or not)
Here is their email with the link :-( - simon will kill them and me I'm sure!
Hello Simon and Jonathan,
Francesco here from AIB documentary...
I am unaware of any others from our group having emailed you, so here...
I would like to extend a further HUGE thanks to both of you for your kindness in opening your wonderful hotel to us to make our documentary.
I dont know wether you are aware but it was extremely well received at screenings, our tutors erupted with compliments, and as a result myself, Stephan and "Cameraman" Nicola have been offered our first choice of specialism for next year... Directing
I think you two are magnificent, and be sure that i'll advertise your hotel to any friend or relative who comes to Bournemouth
again im unsure wether you have seen the final piece, all i can offer you at the moment is this (not excellent quality) video link on internet, unless of course you have a DVD of it.
again thanks you very much both of you
best wishes for a relaxing summer!!
Francesco Bori
Francesco
Gossipmistress,
Sorry if it didn't work for you. Try this and see if it does the trick:
xx
ed
Jonnie,
"Does anyone know how to make a template in Outlook 2007. All I want to do is click somewhere and bring up a 'pre-formatted confirmation letter - as an e-mail' - well if anyone knows how I'd appreciate it."
Get firefox and Thunderbird and forget about yet one more piece of McSoft Cr*p! Both also have inline spellchecker in British English.
xx
ed
GM,
should do it.
xxxx
ed
Jonnie, Simon and the students,
It's brilliant!
xx (platonic of course)
ed
Jonnie (215) clearly we ALL had a bit of a nightmare on Wednesday. This morning I will get round to posting the pic of Rupie - who is clearly worth every penny no matter what the insurance companies say...
Wonderful video Jonnie, great to see you both. As for the insurance, human health insurance seems to be just as bad, if they can argue out of paying it they do.
Jonnie! Good that you have a diagnosis for Rupie and can treat him. KS can be quite insidious in onset so sometimes the 'tear test' strips can be ok one day and low the next before eventually dropping.
Is it Opt***une? Have you tried getting it online? You can get a prescription from your vets and some online shops are cheaperX
English Breakfast, Java and croissants on the bar plus toast with or without lashings of butter.
Welcome rain in June, but I think I'll dawdle here for a while and soak up some sun before venturing back.
Okay, Jason, just for you:
"Big Sis (212): "We've all been guilty of emailing Eddie at some time or another and we don't always get responses."
How very DARE you?
(a) we haven't all emailed Eddie.
(b) some of us who have emailed Eddie may have got a response every time."
(1) How lovely to be called 'daring'
(2) Okay, so perhaps we haven't ALL emailed Eddie - substitute with the phrase 'many of us'
(3) Those who've always got a response are very lucky bunnies
Eddie: Do you get many nightmares? Or were you up at 5.57 trying to do that wretched puzzle?
Spookily, I was up and awake at 5.30 a.m. too.
Great film, Jonnie (and film-makers) - thanks for sharing it with us.
AndyC - your art looks fantastic from your website - I have several favourites, but I particularly like the images in the Influence gallery - these seem less stratified than many of the others - why?
I have lots of work to get through in June, so I've left some very healthy muesli on the bar - soaked overnight in fresh orange juice, with a pot of natural yoghurt to accompany.
Loved the clip, Jonnie - email to follow!
What ho!
Aren't we a busy beach today? I see Eddie was up and about here early, do you ever sleep man? ;o)
Any breakfast left? Mmnnnppfffff, yeah...
;o) []
Perky! thankyou for looking at the site, not all pics will be in Jonnie's vid but I think some of these will be.
Less stratified? I was going for a dance/drama style of expression, leaping about with my paintbrush in my hand!
Maybe I should have saved this for the vid (about which I'm nervous - first night butterflies kinda thing, I'm sure Jonnie will be gentle with me ...).
Anyway, enough about me ... how is everyone?
Hi..just crashed in from June......seems i have won a prize ( some time ago) on Radio Norwich.....STOP LAUGHING......so there may some starngers on the beach looking for me......just keep shtum...mums the word..
hello all - it appears everyone is having a pretty hectic and stressy time in June; I'm planning on having a blog filled day tomorrow as have worked way too hard this week!
Until then - greek salad, fresh bread, lovely serrano home and beautiful sharphams cheese on the bar.
Once more unto the breach....
Hi all - so glad to get a quick dash down to the beach as we were now suffering from our umpteenth grey, cold day in June. Unbelievably depressing.
Sorry to hear about Rupie's eyes, Sam has what seems to be a cold at the moment, or perhaps hay fever? Sticky eyes, runny nose which is dry on the top and periodically, frantically he scoots his head along the carpet, nose first, presumably because it's itchy. Any suggestions would be welcome...
I've brought down some wholemeal wraps that I found in A*da, the convenience of wraps but you can kid yourself on that you're having a healthy lunch :o) I leave it up to you what you put inside them, there's a selection in the basket underneath the wraps. Enjoy!
Oh dear - and I thought yesterday was a bad day!
The fire officer has just visited to see if we meet the new fire regulations - and no we don't. We need cold smoke seals on all the doors - oh well, we have till November I think.
Simon (SO's) eye has also been watering for three weeks but yesterday I demanded he do something about it.
Local Doctor wanted 3 weeks for an appointment so I consulted NHS Direct who suggested ringing the local Bournemouth hopital. To cut a long story short he has just got back and been diagnosed with dry eye - same as the dog! - I gather it's poor quality tear ducts and he will need eye drops a few times a day for the rest of his life. Well it's not life threatening but he is a bit down about the news.
Gossipmistress: - Thank you so much for pointing me to the web for veterinary drugs .
Yes it's Optimmune and I have now found it available for around 拢23, half the price of the vet. Rupert will also need a tube a Month for the rest of his life.
Only thing that is producing a regular amount of tears around here is the boiler.
Big Sis (233): My "it was meant humourously" apology message seems to have been censored or caught in a bloggage. Sorry if it sounded stern - it was meant to be mimicing a certain TV comediene who I shan't name as that might be why it was bloggaged.
Jonnie - your Confirmation Letter query should be easy to do.
I use O Express rather than Outlook but the principle's the same:
Make it a SIGNATURE.
Has to be a fairly short message, but it does mean you can create the standard wording at the click of a button.
If you're still stuck, ring me and I'll talk you through it. Anything to avoid the incredibly BORING job I am working on at present...
Fifi
Did anyone else hear "that shop woman" on Today as well? I heard her interviewed for ages yesterday morning by - I think- Robert Peston about something. I was dozing at the time, but mention of her name now is enough to make me wake in a fury.
AND - I think it was last night - SO was listening to the radio very late & he said she was on again for some reason.
Now I'm sorry, but to me that smacks of some extreme influence somewhere. Can we come up with a conspiracy theroy to explain her sudden apparent significance? (I won't say "popularity" or some people here might have apoplexy)
Also, after our discussion about Sarah Montague a few weeks ago, have you noticed she reappeared on Today this week? Obviously our comments had something to do with it...
Oh thanks Fifi - I will be in contact though probably not today.
And thank you Eddie for posting the little chap up on the blog. You were up very early - perhaps you need a power nap before 5PM ?
I like beaches - living so far in land makes them special!
congrates DIWYMAN!, I think...!
As another beach draws to its inevitable conclusion, and all the week's footsteps are washed under the achivist's tide, into a tidy and orderly folder, I think, if you will indulge me, I shall post my latest in another stream of thought:
Positive comments whether by email or blog are rarely misinterpreted, or to put it another way, antidisunderstood. I have found that nearly any negative comment is open to being read in entirely the wrong way even by someone who you think ought to be able to see the meaning. Why is intonation so difficult in text?! I think that punctuation helps, but even so, ending every phrase or sentence with a ! becomes a bit like overkill!
On the other hand, maybe it is not surprising: communication as we know it involves a huge amount of non-verbals, including pauses, rising? and falling. tones, as well as occasional eye contact, hand gestures, gallic shoulder shrugs (boof!), the rate of speech, and of course, laughter.
Humour is the zest of life; added to music, you have the whole lemon squeezy.
I think I've said my piece now, and will go and have a lie down...and put the cork back in the rioja, which was open, so I just had to have a glass, which was simply asking for a refill.
and now i am rivalling Simon, in the lenght of this post, even if it trails somewhat in the import.
I blame the pronuciation, boof !!!
n-n
xx
Jonnie...love the video, but was only able to watch the first half, so I'm left on a bit of a cliffhanger at the moment.....now don't tell me the ending, any of you! Congratulations to all concerned.
PS do you remember me telling you to be careful, because of where this film could end up?!
Hi nikki - thanks for that. - interesting observation.
Gillian - I've only seen what you have seen though they put on some titles at the end.
No more questions for andycroak then?
Come on Froggers
Being a bear of very little brain, and also being very tired (though not emotional in that sense), I'm asking:
jonnie, I've got andycr's website up, but I'm not sure just which pix you want questions about. If there is a specific site for the exhib, I must have missed it.
So slowly, and gently, just post the url to the pix you want questions for and I'll do my best tomorrow.
It's been a lonnnnnnnnng day and I'm thinking fondly of my friendly pillow.
Annasee - hello! - yes, I noticed Sarah Montague again the other morning. Spooky isn't it! Seems like she's been away for ages. Wonder if anyone told her we'd been asking about her? Don't spose you're doing the Macca show in the cathedral on saturday by any chance?
Val P - perhaps Sam has an allergy? Has he ever had itchy paws, ears or bottom? 'Colds' per se (as per human viruses) are unusual in dogs although they do have a bacterial infection (Bordetella) which can cause sore throat, itchy cough & sneezing. I'll email with suggestions!
Wow DIY what have you won???
Ed I - think it must be my computer, I just can't get that link to play - just gives me a blank screen which doesn't appear to load. Sorry :-(
Jonnie - will you be lining Rupert and Simon up to put their eyedrops in every morning? x
GM,
Not to worry, not that funny, and on reflection was really intended for Mad Mary (all y'all professional folk look the same, y'know) sorry. ;-(
Simply a video of Gamestop folk who couldn't stop gaming as their shares quintupled....along with Halliburton, Bechtel, Lockheed, etc. It's , stupid!
xx
ed
Frances - I'm not sure which pictures Andy will have on display - he may see this and respond otherwise a generic question - perhaps about use of colour? something arty :-) - front row -ish
Will I be the last to set foot on this beach before the new sand arrives?
O Francis : some of my pics are on display, and I can't remember which ones, to be honest - most of the long strata ones and a few of the "influence" ones.
There's no exhibition website, actually, its an office building with lots of white walls - the owner thought it'd be nice to have some art about the place and he thought he might be able to sell one or two to his rich customers! Hasn't worked out quite like that though.
Except Jonnie said he'd buy a few ... :)
Don't ask too many arty-farty/front-row-type questions, you'll get a blank look from me on camera, which isn't going to make the vid any easier to watch!
As no new beach yet will just pop this little load of mid morning tea break goodies on the bar. Selection of teas, lovely fresh coffee going and some hot choc for those that fancy. Also a fresh sponge with strawbs and cream filling (theres a fat free version too!)
well, June finally seems to have calmed down so will try and catch up with whats been going on the last few days...how is everyone? Belinda - how are things going? Appy - settled in yet?
OK Jonnie, I have some questions for you/Andy. Do you want them here or via email?
Hello there - just popping my head up between the dunes to say a quick "hello, remember me?!" to you all......
Well one week after I finished work and I literally have not stopped. Being in the office seems a doddle compared with this - but is of course because while I was in the office day in day out nothing got done at home. So this week has been non-stop cleaning, ironing, shopping, tidying etc etc. I have even cooked 4 meals in one week!!! That's as much as I did in a whole year before. Plus of course I am in the process of getting my home phone line switched back so I can get (at long last!) broadband - am on painfully slow dial up so frogging hasn't really been an option even if I had the time. And of course it will probably go horribly wrong as these things tend to and I will likely be without internet for a while, we shall see...........
Anyway hope you are all well? I have a bit of surreal weekend ahead of me - am taking the children to see The Wiggles this afternoon (don't ask!!) and then SO and I are off to see Muse at the new Wembley stadium tomorrow - talk about the sublime to the ridiculous....
Well big hugs to all, I've missed you! Glad to hear you enjoyed EuroD Stewart, we will be heading that way in a few weeks.
Right must dash, m'whah m'whah, see you all anon x x
(would you believe it! haven't posted in nearly a week and apparantly I am malicious :( )
Best to leave them here I think - then he can swat up - rather than be surprised but entirely up to you!
Either way the more the merrier.
I've just taken shelter in the dunes - huge thunderstorm approaching
GM - No, I've not been asked for the cathedral gig. I'm doing a Bridgewater Hall concert instead. It's popular pieces like Spartacus, Cav. Rusticana. Possibly warmer & less draughty than the cathedral.
Do you think it would really be a good idea for Jonnie to be linig up Simon & Rupe together for their eyedrops? I'd like to be around the day he realises he's put the wrong drops in their respective eyes. Now that could be a laugh.
Btw, the remains of that magnificent box of chocolates you sent are still (just) here. Drawing admiring comments from family & visitors. Naturally I limit them to one per visit, then whisk the box away out of sight. Thank you!
Fiona (259) -
Of course we remember you; so glad its going ok (if frantic). Enjoy Muse. Big hugs xx
Annasee - I think you are right - Ruperts drops have concerning warnings - do not let it touch your skin - wash hands thoroughly etc -- whereas Simons are just liquid tears -
Guests are very miserable today - I may hide on the beach - must be this rain.
Oh dear, afternoon already back in June and I haven't visited the Beach yet. Still here I am, armed with quiche, new potatoes dripping with butter, and just for a change some medium dry cider.
I've spotted something regarding all of the "malicious" posts, which may be of some help to my fellow froggers. If you click the 'Preview your comment' button and then click the 'post' button, rather than trying to submit your comment straight away, I've found that I don't tend to get the malicious warning.
Anyhoo, back to June after a quick paddle.
;o) []
DIWyman....so what's the prize???? Hope it's something you can share with us all on the Beach!
Hi Fiona, hope to see more of you soon!
Wonko, thanks for lunch - lovely! I enjoyed your comment on last night's prog. Well done!
Annasee, as you're hogging your box of chocolates, I'll share these with everyone here - they're from La Maison du Chocolat. I particularly recommend the Passion fruit Granache from Bonaire Island, which sounds uncannily like this Beach.''Flocks of pink flamingoes, serene beaches, sensual music, endless hammocks, luscious flowers''. Aaaaahhhhh! This is the life!
Jonnie - here goes.
Did you study at art college or are you self-taught?
Do you work with various media, or do you specialise in one particular media?
When is the best time for you to work - are you an early morning painter, or do you work late into the night?
What's your favourite piece of your own art, and why?
What artwork (by other artists) do you own - or would you buy if you could?
Do you have an "artistic" temperament? In other words, do you throw things against the wall if you're not happy with them? (I only ask this because I get teased at home for slamming the piano keys if a piece isn't going my way ;0)
Do you think a piece of yours would look perfect in the PM newsroom?? Which one would you recommend to the team if they raided the coffee tin?
Cheers
Perky xx
Gillian - that's not a flock of pink flamingoes; it's the froggers sunbathing! ;)
Gillian - I wasn't able to listen to last night's show. Any chance you spill the beans on which particular comment it was? I'm guessing it involved airports and the late Mr DNA?
Glad you enjoyed lunch!
;o) []
Perky, are you also Pinky?
xx
ed
Folks, has anyone noticed the rather appropriate Acronym for the Plastic Surgeon's association? If not, look ...
Oh thanks Perky :-)
That's saved me hosts of revision, Did you work in the media - excellent questions?
I'm surprised Gillian, BigSis and Fifi haven't come up with any as yet?
Still - we have up till around midday tomorow.
Andy's website :-
jonnie - any of these any use?
(for Andy)
What influences your work?
What is your favourite medium?
Do you work through a theme, or is each piece an individual one?
What importance does colour play in your work?
When working digitally, what are your most used programs?
Have you worked with fractals?
How do you see your work developing?
Describe your creative process.
jonnie - I have in the past, in a very limited way. I also just find it fascinating!
Ed - that's a very personal question - you have made me blush pinkly.......
Am singing solo tonight, so off to throw up and then drink lots of water. Or maybe the other way round...
xx
What's this I hear about an imminent hosepipe ban??
Thankyou for your questions PinkyPerky and Auntie Flower. I shall answer them in the interview, one of the answers (prize for which one) is The Gimp!
And that's not the artistic temperament one.
Sorry to be boycotting the Beach today ... been up since 6, out since 7.30, back since the other 7.30, and tomorrow am heading to Scotland to administer tlc to ageing parents who're finally starting to feel their age.
Tell you about it sometime ... not too good I'm afraid.
And I'm sorry Jonnie -- I haven't the energy to look at paintings and think up questions, not in time for tomorrow. I have 102 things to do before I go, not the least of which is pack.
Cream crackered, I am.
Just ... five mins in ... hamm.... zzzzzz.......
Wonko, it was the first bit of the DA quote which was read out, re Heathrow Airport.
Jonnie, I'm afraid I haven't a sensible thought in my head after an afternoon and evening with my aged in-laws. Between that, and an iffy internet connection, I'm completely addled. It'll be a miracle if I even get to see andycroak's exhibition, let alone ask him questions about it!
Pass the Spiced Rum, please.......
Utterly miserable. Dear friend was rushed to hospital with potentially fatal allergic reaction. All well now. Very angry with people's stupidity - why don't they take this seriously? Idiot [don't want to use derogatory word for female human] who fed it to him too scared to come to hospital.
Been with possibly dying person in hosp before. Hate the total helplessness. Just glad all seemed OK when I left late at night.
Oh, sorry to unburden; it's too late to ring anyone.
A good night's sleep and I'll be perkier, I'm sure.
Oh how scary Frances. Was this a nut allergy? - or fish?
Either way, should he not be keeping a suppy of adrenaline around in case of 'anaphylactoid' reactions.
I've seen it happen in the past - very frightening. Perhaps she was too scared to go to hospital.
Poor Frances.
Frances, I hope everything is sorted out. (((frug)))
Morning all from a crowded T3, Heathrow. I've let a large supply of coffee and other beverages on the bar. Croissants are in the oven being warmed through, and pastries are on the shle, hidden away from the camelets!
Will frog more when I get to the US...
FFred
Oh dear - been busy in June and come back to the beach to find frugs are necessary (((((frug))))) to Francis and Fifi (when you get back from Scotland).
Hope the rest of you are well.
Jonnie (sorry to ask, I'm sure you've mentioned it before a million times), when is AndyC's performance on? I missed the concert so I'd really like to see his interview - esp as there are some great questions to be posed. Also, I can't wait to hear the question that gets the 'Gimp' answer! ;o)
Frances O, I hope things are better for you and your friend this morning.
Fiona, Too much catching up to do but hints for EuroD
Use Fast Pass, If you child/children are only JUST big enough for the roller coasters go on them early in day. My little one was just tall enough for Thunder Mountain at 10.00 am but by the end of the day had shrunk! i.e could not stand up straight enough to get past the minimum height man.
Whilst your own food is not actually allowed in. Put something like Bread sticks in the bottom of the bag with the rain coats. (in a bag obvioulsy) Security did not find ours. Its French security and was a cursory glance in open bag. Take in water bottles and refill at the water foutains near the Toilets.
Our Longest queue was to say hello to the Princesses and there was no shelter from sun whilst waiting. All the rides do have shelters.
The Tea cup ride is probably the one most likely to make you feel ill.
Don't get stressed out and Enjoy it.
Must see what else is going on. Re Rumtopfs from a few weeks ago. Ferrys sell Export strenght rum if you want stronger stuff and not just the 40% stuff. We got a bottle and will start the Pot in the bar soon. It will be look only till its ready.
Frances O - thinking of you in your feelings of frustration and upset.
D'you know, this week has just been full of nasty things happening to people I know, and I'm perfectly sure to people I don't know. {{{frugs}}} to them all. Gives you a shake up and stops you feeling so self-absorbed.
GM - thanks for your "ministrations" to Sam, I'll keep you posted. He has a v large labrador pal coming to stay for a few days, watch this space for fun and games.
Andycrcompetition - looking forward to entering another one. Make sure we know when the video is available? ;-)
Off to a matinee of Guys and Dolls with that chap who kept being a runnerup in talent shows. You know the one. Apparently he's very good.....
That sounds like a big shock to you, Frances O, and a nasty experience all round.
A hi to Fiona (!) and also to Roberto [do you get to the beach much, Roberto? Please tell us about your meal out with your family]!
Sorry jonnie, can't think of a sensible thing today.!
Loads of peeps travelling this weekend, take a small boat too, by the sound of it...!
For those of us staying put: i'll put the kettle on, and we'll have something nice and warm in the NCM bar, in a jiffy!
n-n
xx
Strong, hopeful and helpful thoughts to Deepthought, Frances and Fifi
Bon Voyage Fred - where going in States?- know some good restaurants if you go Boston way- I KNOW you're working, but a growing lad has to eat.
Smudger is off to the hairdressers today - pre hols mucking out. If I can get the technology working I'll send photo's to refuge - if anyone is interested... (speaks in mournful tones of one who knows she is besotted by a great hairy smelly beast who most people don't like - but the dog's OK Boom Boom)
I'm still totally self-absorbed, but here's a giant ((((((鈾鈾鈾 鈾鈾鈾)))))) for Fifi, Belinda, Frances, and Frances' friend.
ed
16/06/2007 at 11:04:18 GMT
Issy -:
No worries, they will all be on from time to time! It'll probably on Camstreams (click on my name) on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday - or whenever it's requested. They are all on DVD so I can stick any of them on whenever you want - as long as I'm around to stick in the disc.
Have a fab time Fred - looking fwd to the pics.
I'll check in at two for any last q's for Andy!
Gillian I'm surprised you didn't have one?
FFred (270) hahaha! I bet they chose it specially!
Frances - hope you're feeling better, what a shock. I think you should pull up a hammock put your feet up and have a sip of this..(it's ok it's not dog medicine!)
Fifi - hope it goes well up north. Know what it's like having a parent several hours away.
How are you doing, Deep J & Belinda?X
Am off in a bit to sing some McCartney (not his best bits unfortunately) but might be up for a barbie later tonight??
Thanks Jonnie - You're a *! (sorry, couldn't find a better one on the keyboard or ascii)
Good Strapline RJD - but where are you, you need to come and take a bow by this deceptively shallow pool......(stand by Cammelia, look nonchalant)
I'll bring some sausages! And some Liffey and I'll warm up the Pizza Oven..
See y'all later
xx
ed
And I just might dig out a bottle of Lagavulin...
Bring me sunshine
in your smile!
Bring me laughter
all the while!
nikki
Aunt Dahlia (291) - I have been away for a few days and I thank you for your recognition of my strapline.
Now is this this the pool of which . . . . (Splash) . . . .
Evening all! (or should I say night?) After all, the sun is still up here, and I have yet to wander downstairs to the bar...
Anyway, I arrived safe & sound. I am near Boston, Auntie D (about 30 mins drive from the centre, almost into NH). I've been here so many times before, I think I know most of the local places. A classic one is just the other ide of the intersection from here. It's an Italian place, and they've called it.... The Chateau! Oh deary deary me!
At least with the laptop I've been able to watch Life On Mars (bought S1 as I was going through LHR for 拢17, bargain!). Only watched the first two so far...
Anyway, I ought to see if my German colleagues who arrived yesterday have returned from their shopping trip. I think I might be able to persuade them to join me for a beer or two...
TTFN!
FF
FFred - I dare you to go into Le Chateau and order in french.
Thanks for the sausages Ed - I seem to be the only one eating them! They are a little the worse for wear as a tropical storm seems to have put the barbie out and doused the sausages....at least I think it was a tropical storm....LADY CAMELLIA????!!!!
Hello Boston! what a wonderful beach, where we can be heard 3,000 miles away without shouting, eh?
Good to see you back RJD, it's been quiet without you and Appy. In fact lots of missing faces this week, I do hope not washed away by bad weather?
I just nipped down to say, if Guys and Dolls tours into a town near you, then go see it - well worth the trip. I was suspicious that the two male leads were the chap who used to be in Eastenders and Celebrity Fame Academy, plus the other chap who didn't win Popstars and PopIdol. However I must take off my cynical hat and applaud them - they both appeared to be born to tread the boards, with terrific voices. The whole performance was slick and thoroughly enjoyable, appreciated by a full matinee audience in Edinburgh's Playhouse Theatre. Fifi, take note!
So what's going on here tonight? Owt or nowt? I'll just hop up into the comfy hammock and snooze for a bit. Busy day tomorrow in June.
Nice to have you back RJD - and glad you arrived safely FFred.
Andy and I did the recording - however the Financial advisors did not open up the the premises as promised so we had to to view a different display of Andy's artwork at a nearby gallery. All finished off with a nice drink in the garden of a lovely pub in the heart of Wimborne.
I should have it up by Monday .. Great news that Andy has hinted that he may be donating some artwork to enhance Eddie and the teams somewhat stark Glass box - Lovely gesture Andy :-)
Pound a pint in Wimborne - incredible value!
Jonnie,
Cheap drink will be the ruination of us all. Please can you save some for me.
xx
ed
Hello Everyone,
Gosh I've missed a lot haven't I? I've just had a really speedy skim through the last 150 posts. I did notice Witchi's (157) question -- to which the answer is "Um, not really, to be honest, but thanks for asking". I've had no time to settle to anything -- I had to catch up on some work at the beginning of the week, having been off all the previous week to pack up the house, then I was at a farewell party for a certain chap with a very nice bottom on Thursday night (regular froggers will know of whom I speak). I spent Friday and Saturday moving from UK airport to UK airport with no logical sequence (very frustrating but worth it in the end), and so here I am at Sunday evening and I haven't caught up with myself yet!
I've brought canapes made by the same people who made Thursday's, because they were fabulous. Help yoursleves -- the little salmon parcels are especially good.
Pass me a nice long dry white with ice and soda someone? Anyone care to give me a brief rundown of the past week on the blog? There's no way I can catch up now -- I'll just have to start afresh from here.
Chin chin.
Morton's Fred.. if it's still there, well worth the expense, the barman there taught me all there is to know about martinis.... or what I can remember ought to be all there is etc etc...
Nice rough outside air dried towel for RJD, and Lady may have inadvertently nudged the dear boy, but certainly would NEVER do anything intentional to harm sausages. I know for a fact she upholds the tenets of the RSPS in the House with fanatic tenacity. Which is what you need to eat the sausages there.
Am blogging whilst listening to TMS and watching Grand Prix, who says women can't muti task, the fact I've just poured the coffee pot into my half full water glass is a mere taradiddle.
Have a lovely evening all, hope the beach holds out...
Hi Appy, and anyone else lurking, I've brought along some banana Scotch pancakes - best with lashings of real butter and home-made plum jam! Get them while they're still warm.
It's gone gloomy again in June, but I did get some plants in, and baited a whole lot of slug traps - absolute plague decimating things this year.
Does anyone know if I need to use best Guinness, which is what came to hand, as other beers clearly are available? Just how discriminating is a slug's palate/sense of smell?
Hi Anne,
I'm afraid I know nothing of the slug's palate, but I'll take one of those yummy-looking pancakes if you don't mind :-).
Wow! Busy weekend means lots of beach-talk to catch up on. Fifi, Frances, and anyone else who needs them, please find copious hugs below.
FFred - I used to live in Nashua NH - which must be just up the road from where you are (not Lowell, by any chance?). I loved it there and have lots of happy memories. Hope you have a good visit.
Busy going through paperwork, toys, clothes and more in order to get rid of as much as possible before we move, so must dash back to June, but as our estate agents delivered a lovely hamper for the occasion of our exchanging contracts, here is some authentic Turkish delight, ciabatta with duck & orange terrine and a bottle of crisp white wine.
xx (malicious kisses that the moderator doesn't like)
Aw no - forgot the hugs!!!!!
(((((((((((((((((((xx))))))))))))))))))))
Appy (300 not out): "Chin chin."
I know, I know. I'm trying to diet...
You fishing for compliments Mr Good (306)? Now, usually, I don't do solicited ego-massaging, but, as it's you:
Don't bother, you are absolutely lovely the way you are.
A, x.
Hi all,
dikki doodle has madnaged to ged a cold, even in Judne, which is sombewhat bissing himb off...
...hmm, will *that* ged through?! Probably dot, dow that I have drawn attedntion to dit.
doh.
Adny sudgestions?! All seriously codnsidered!!
dn-dn
xx
Ed I -- Glad you are alright - I was concerned about you versus Harry on the Glass box - thought better not to stick my nose in - but he did come out with a strange comment about 'How he is surprised your views are allowed' ?
Whatever - we are a democracy and have free speech - (I think)
Anyone catch the finals of 'Cardiff singer of the year' ?
Wow ! That's all I can say! - Interesting how the 'listeners and viewers award' given out by Mark Thompson - was for someone voted out earlier.
Has Annasee told you all who she was performing with last night?
Such talented gifted people on Eddies beach :-)
Off out for a bite
Nikki - One of Fifi's hot toddy's - and dose yourself up with some Echinacea from Holland and Barrett first thing in the morning - that and some sleep with Vit C and Zinc for good measure.
j-p xx
Mr Noodle,
Take a bottle of whisky and a bowler hat to bed. Place the bowler hat by your feet. Drink whisky until you can see two bowler hats. Go to sleep. You will be fine in the morning. (Or perhaps your hangover will blot out your cold...)
Big hug.
A, x.
Nikki, sorry about the code id the node - yes, vitamin C and zinc preferably slow release, plenty of fluids alcoholic and otherwise and if you are very stuffed up and don't like Sudafed (as I do not) try Potters' Antifect. It doesn't last as long as Sudafed but not as drying.
Just been watching the latest episode of Dr Who, couldn't see it last night as youngest son was gigging - utterly brilliant (son also but I would say that). The scripts are so tightly written and the stories so completely integrated with what went before, and to bring so many of my favourite actors together in one episode, Derek Jacobi, David Tennant and now John Sim - my cup runneth over...
Why are we still lazing about on this old beach? Shouldn't we have got a new one on Friday?
Ap (300) - "certain chap with a very nice bottom" wouldn't have the initials TB by any chance?
Aunt Dahlia (301) - Many thanks for the "rough outside air dried towel." I think the Lady was far from inadvertent with her nudge. Please do tell her I have a long memory!
RJD (312) I was thinking that every thought about a new beach. Service has slipped around here over the last week, and let's face it, it wasn't really up to much to start with... :-) And, yes, that would be he.
Anyone for a cocktail? I was meant to be out doing cocktails tonight but an excess of airports, among other things, has rendered me too tired to paint a face on and get trolleyed up, so Manhattans on the beach it is.
Evening all! can't stop long, as there's a welcome meeting with the US team in a couple of minutes. I've managed a few photos so far, and they'll go up on the flickering place shortly (link in my name's been changed back to that for this post...)
TTFN
FF
Jonnie,
Glad to know you were lurking in the shadows. I think I can handle myself pretty well in such scraps - the truth is a powerful ally. I did notice the arc he traversed from polite enquiry to eventual sputtering rage. Pity. I hope he does follow some of the leads I gave him...Chris is a fish of gold.
Greetings to all the returning absentees. I'm afraid this is a bit like the Archers - you can go away for quite some time and come back to find nothing's really changed.
Appy, I'm surprised you could see the anatomical feature you mentioned, what with its owner being so far up it, but there we'll have to admit different tastes. I'm more a fan of the Big Fish, who seems invisible to your man.
Sitting here watching midges float about between my eyes with a large Glenmorangie in hand. Apparently only the pregnant females bite, and they don't seem to like getting too far above ground level, so it's just us menfolk.
Help yourselves to a wee dram folks; it's a large bottle.
xx
ed
FF Enjoy Boston. I remember being there on a Project Meeting. Cheers Bar for a drink (expensive). We were woken up at some ungodly hour by the fire alarm going off (not good when jet lag is playing up).
Anne P I agree re Dr Who. Utterly brilliant. We Predicted the Season Finale would be The Master after about episode 3. Sad Dr Who Fan what I am.
Good point Re: 'sudafed' and RJD nice to have you back on the scene.
Yes 'Froggers' - I guess our Blogmeister is off somewhere special, no new beach - blah blah blah!
However -- we are still a happy band - and lot's of things on the Horizon.
It's been a quuet weekend Blogging for me - just busy busy busy - haven't turned around Andy's video yet but should be availble tomorrrow.
Great news about the trails though. I had a response from the 成人论坛 man who let them through. He's given me permission to publish his e-maill, which I'll do in the morning.
Brilliant Thinking Allowed!
Corridors of power, finaL 10 minutes.
xx
ed
OOOOHH! I'm so malicious! four times in quick succession 2 hours since last posting ;-((
Re Appy (313 after 307) And do you really think that you need a painted face and trolley to go out to a party? As you said of JG,
"Don't bother, you are absolutely lovely the way you are."
H.
Jonnie (317) Regarding Annasee.....You'll have to do better than that, gossipmeister! As Anna's obviously too modest to spill the beans, please do us the honour, jonnie!
Nice to have you back with us, Aperitif and RJD. You have been missed.
I'm still struggling with my internet connection, so I'll be just flickering in and out now and again, gizmos permitting!
Oh Humph, how lovely -- thank you!
And thanks Gillian for the welcome back.
See you all on the new beach.
A, x.
And we're back! Still on the old Beach I see, never mind, it's still lovely.
Thanks to Gillian for confirming which quote Eddie used on PM re airports. Sorry I wasn't able to reply sooner, I had to travel to York at short notice over the weekend, didn't get back until late last night.
Rather tired now, is that hammock freeeeee... zzzzzz.
;o) []
Firstly, dont start an email with 'this may not get to you' becuase if I am reading it, it obviously did.
Start with 'glad this made it to you as we are having some problems.....'
Also now Alan is back safe, take the top off the head on the blogs.
Come on, you are supposed to be an up to date news service !!!
regards
John, Wiltshire
today i decided to take up smoking and see what all the fuss was about !!!
OK, paid a fortune for a small packet of fags, got forced out into the rain and could not light it, so given up again.
Next week I may apply to return to univertisty and have a few drags of Dope, and then in 25 years i will qualify for a job in the Cabinet.