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Russell Brand

A Bicycle Built for Two

  • Mr Gee
  • 22 Nov 07, 10:56 AM

It's been a fair old busy time in the world of the big Brand Man. With the "Booky Wook" finally published and printed, life has now evolved into a lone bike ride consisting of constant publicity engagements and numerous book signings across the land. Up until now, I'd never been really aware of what it took, regarding the whole process of writing and releasing a book. I just naively assumed that it would be a slow-paced affair, a bit like J.R, Hartley when he wrote "Fly Fishing" in that old advert!

But no, releasing a book is much like a band releasing an album. I ended up DJing at the big "Booky Wook" book launch in central London, hundreds of people turned up and the press were everywhere. I've also attended a few of the book-signings since and it's been great to actually meet some of the listeners of the show. What strikes me it the way in which some of the "Brand-affiliated" colloquialisms have now become commonplace at such events. "You better watch out!", "Get Out of Tibet!" and even "Booky Wook!" seem to be chanted from the rooftops once we arrive.

Of course, not all acclaim is as well-intentioned and the awkward practice of "Celebrity Tandem Riding" that a few reporters like to indulge in, thus begins anew. I guess it's a bit like watching Beowolf in 3-D: that which is fantasy can appear as real, while that which is real can appear as fantastical. Unless of course your fantasy involves two wheels, a set of pedals and a bike frame, in which case: "You better watch out!".

This Saturday is a pre-record with Slash (ex-Guns & Roses member) dropping by.

The Truth?

If Truth be told,
Sometimes we put the truth on hold,
To enter this magical realm,
Which we can duly mould,
So could you be bold?
To bike-ride and loose control,
If a sports racer delivers your paper,
Surely a Penny Farthing is irrefutably gold!
Or Platinum, Witness the madness when,
A presenter and his co-host really don't know what's happening,
Captivated by the mirror, enraged by the mail,
Cajoling poor Jo'leen, singing builders are sent to jail,
So to get a hold of the truth,
What should we do?
The "Jellyfish Jesus" is coming,
We're ready...are you?

Comments

  1. At 02:57 PM on 22 Nov 2007, sarah wrote:

    brilliant blog Gee as always :)
    xxxxx

  2. At 06:09 PM on 22 Nov 2007, Bec wrote:

    Dont forget to mention that Russell is on Jonathan Ross tommorrow night.

  3. At 07:20 PM on 22 Nov 2007, Carol wrote:

    Sorry to be nit-picking about the grammar,

    but is 'loose control' correct or should it be

    'lose control'?

    x x x x
    Cal

  4. At 11:27 PM on 22 Nov 2007, Megan wrote:

    And most importantly...
    ..It was my birthday on saturday haha.
    xxx

  5. At 08:00 PM on 24 Nov 2007, Bec wrote:

    Carol, my love!
    Let go of your gramatical sencor and swim in the flow of enjoyment.
    SWIM!!

  6. At 08:37 PM on 25 Nov 2007, Squidgy feelings wrote:

    Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat
    I feel like running cos it don't feel like that

    Seasons Greetings greet me with chilling pain
    Cut with the knife of ice again

    Christmas is coming put on your hat
    Smile for the camera
    Or hide in your emptiness
    Emotion that is flat

    Sucked into the vortex
    In the gravy train
    Plucked from the steam
    Of the cranberried game

    Will it forever always be the same
    For what is the ultimate gain

    A festering heart of Tidings of sorrow
    Waiting eagerly
    All over tommorrow

    Going through the motions
    All seemingly hollow

    Just put on a brave face
    Don't get caught in the trap
    Of thinking
    A guest with welcome on his face
    My door will rapp

    Find the shame and disgrace
    Of being alone
    Give chase to the race of setting the tone

    I'd rather be hit over the head with a spade
    Than endure the festive tribute thats made

    Were you called to triumph over suffering
    Will you reach out and touch my heart
    As its crying muffling

    Can I hear angels as they
    Are slowly dying

    Forgive me my sins
    The ancients are lying

    Its all for your signature
    As my hope is untying

    Help me to break out of the mould
    Take a fresh look at the prospect I hold
    Pour out the heartache and settle for sold
    Bring my countanance in from the cold

    I will try this year to feel
    A genuine warmth

    Stoke the fire inside my
    Own depths
    To burn a pleasant glow

    But first I must let go of the memories grieve the Loss and
    Breath new sentiments

    Courage and bravery are for overcomers bearly
    Inclement

  7. At 04:26 PM on 26 Nov 2007, quaint revealings wrote:

    Glistening glowing bejeweled harps strummed gently
    bestowing

    A gentle gaze of shimmering knowing

    Captured in sync with the measured distinct of the
    Shaman as he rolls and feels for the thaught he can
    think

    Missing the point of the millers fuss as he sweeps
    away residue In a cloud of dust

    Must keep going going it must for the knowing of
    Growing may
    Keep its thrust

    Bitchumen can seal up the porous give it a steady
    Reliyable countanance
    Courage to float and not sink
    Changing it to amphibious breaking the link
    Giving one to the other can bring it back from the
    brink
    The steady hand would not look and wink


    Seeing how the former was transformed to fauna that
    would camoflage incredulously think

    How could it be this vessel so swept aside
    Given to horror and looks that are snide
    Can be changed into perseption of upwards slide
    Its easy once used and ruined for a mothers chide

    THe newness gave rise to catch the glance of the
    makers side
    He remade it gave it a tough old torso
    The sound of a tap would echo differently of course so

    Now the vessel is a beautiful vase
    Placed in the window translating the shards
    Causing light to play and flutter as it reflects from
    The ornaments shutter

    What was left to see of the old in the gutter
    Will still be an object of derision and stutter

    But high on a ledge sits the crystal marvel
    Drinking in the suns radiance
    Set never to stumble
    Awareness twisted in humanities grumble
    Take a look if you dare at its beautiful glare
    You may catch a glimpse of the magical stare

  8. At 04:53 PM on 26 Nov 2007, Anonymous wrote:

    Sorry for the sad state of my awful poems.
    My mews is a burden you will bear with the ultimate graciousness.
    I am so grateful for that.
    Well, I crumbled today and broke my resolute hard faced resolve not to put the heating on.
    Today I sat there perishing.
    The layers of jumpers and coats and warm fleesy slippers were not keeping out thew cold and it was going through to my bones.
    I put the heating on.
    What a lovely feeling of gently thawing out.
    My face now is absolutely glowing with thew change in my homes climate.
    I,ve left it on number ten.
    It will keep the icy chill out.
    Now we wont have to crawl back into bed every ten minutes!
    When we exhale there wont be steam puffing out.

    What a weekend.
    Non eventful as usual.
    But what a weekend anyhow!
    I,m alwawys amazed at the mode I go into at the weekend.
    Relaxed and enjoyable.
    Suddenly noticing what a lovely day it is outside and the need to make use of that.
    Gently going with the flow of the weekend radio of nostalgia.
    Come Monday, its back to the noiggling feeling of guilt and pressure of performance.
    Must achieve and be ruled by the clock.
    I felt so wreched when I got up, I just didnt wanrt to face the day.
    At breakfast, I took a little hoeopathic remedy, Valarian, St johns wart.
    For thew little good it would do.
    Littlun commented saying,"poor mummy6 has to take pills, what arre they for?"
    I awcwardly responded , honestly by saying I hoped they would help me face the day and not want to go back to slee.
    To which he said in Homeristic retoric," poor mummy having to take pills so she wont want to go back to sleep"
    Well I thought I would sit and do some maditational reflection.
    It took a goog two and a half hours or so, but I do feel considerably better.
    I r5an a hot bath and in in, as I dunked my head in the steaming water,I mewsed that if there were nothing, I would rather die.
    I dont know how people get through their lives witout a hope of spiritual existance.
    Without the knowledge that there is a greater power to tap into that has our interests at heart.
    To live by your wits alone. Some mean feat indee.
    David Blane quotes a famous saying on telly yesterday, it was something like.
    To not have faith to a believer is inconcievable to them.
    To have an absolute faith without proof to a non believer is equally unbelievable.
    Love you

  9. At 06:18 PM on 28 Nov 2007, Bec wrote:

    Hey Ruscieilious!
    World from the horses mouth.
    Jonathan Ross told me on facebook in capitals and great enthusiasm, he thought you were "GREAT" on his show.

    I see you baby shakin dat ass!!!!!!!!!
    WOOoo you sexy thing!!!!!!!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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