³ÉÈËÂÛ̳

funny stuff russ.

Thought you could use this for epidosde 4: Man dies of caffeine overdose:

Sounds like one great party russ. cant wait for the show. and will blog some more ideas later for episode 4

lol this is funny

Just read a story which I thought would be quite funny for your show- You'll just have to click the link to see ;)

"Mr Long Legged Mac Daddy!" :D

I thought you might use this instead of the cat

Instead of a surprised cat its a... SURPRISED HAMSTER

LOL cant wait till the show!!!!! good luck russell! (Although u probs already filmed it...a bit...ill shut up now...)

since thanksgiving is coming up in the States, thought you might like a video of my sister being chased across the yard by a turkey. will post in a couple days.

GOOD TO SEE MADISON WELCH BACK ON THE SHOW! GREAT SHOW RUSSELL HOWARDS GOOD NEWS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Don't know if you've seen this yet .. The latest craze to "Auto-Tune the News" .. maybe an idea to get DayBreak some more viewers!

You gotta love this lady tho! :

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

There is something I think you could use for your Good News story segment about a man who set up a campaign to help stop cyber-bullying on gaming consoles and PC servers. His website is here . Please take notice of this and help the campaign along. Thank you.

Hey Russell nice video, say hi to the friend watching porn for me big fan myself ANYWAY i found a funny story im hoping you can use


A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not".

- because Berlesconi is awesome. thought it might interest you, maybe use it in episode 4. love the show, dont ever stop doin what yours doin. much love, mike lane x (;

Hi Russ,
Brilliant show as always, I was eating leftover halloween sweets at the time and nearly choked laughing on a fried egg. Now that would have been a fantastic way to die.
Here's the funniest news item I heard all week:
This one is hilarious too, if only for the word UNFENCED. I stress again, UNFENCED. It's like they were giving the lions a buffet:
uk-ws-bb|dl1|link8|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.co.uk%2Fworld-news%2Fstory%2Flions-maul-man-to-death-in-shower%2F1376405
Please make that surprised mouse clip a running gag, by the way. It is gorgeous =)
xxx

Also, this. Because...well, you'll see:

hey Russ,
just watching your show right now -FAB as usual, you must be so bored of reading all those positives comments haha!
I love all your gesticulation and face mimics! I can't take my eyes of you when you on tv :P
hey I think you should replace Simon and be one of the judges in the next edition of Britain Got Talent !!!!!

Hey Russ,
saw this clip thought u might like it haha

paul the octopus has a succesor!!!!
(great show btw)
:) x

Single parent compilation with a shocking twist

here you could use this, its about someone who gets there Jesus statue kidnapped and held for ransom

Incase you havent seen yet



Woman has her blog post nicked and used in a magazine. She gets a snotty letter from magazine when she asks about it.
She tells the internet.
Hilarity ensues.

Original post by the lady in question here


The 'alleged' copywrite infringing company's facebook page (just read the last... 2000 comments?



This whole spectacle may be worth watching - its already quite funny, and a few famous people have begun to get involved (Neil Gaiman for one!)

Never annoy the internet!

Countdown WIN!

Hi, a possible for your Good News bit - small Oxfordshire charity called Special Effect - - who think that all children should have the chance to play. Most video games are too fast or difficult for children with disabilities and so this charity works with families to find or adapt games to give them chance to play, like any other child can.
Thanks, really enjoy the show!

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

Check out this story. It's not so much the act that this guy performed, but the way that he apologised.

Love the show mate.

the show is freakin awsomeeee (and u are tooo) the pics were soo cute im watchin the show right now and it's sooooo funny

this is the best story ever its about one of my friends and it is amazing

pls consider this for the show coz she was the most awsome girl ever and she deserves to be recognised :P

I love this - not something you read about every day in this greedy world we live in. Gawd bless the older generation for keeping it REALLY real!

The Sun newspaper has run a story today about a16st woman who became stuck on a slide, at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset. Such is The Sun that the story has a box asking for anyone with more details, such as the woman's name, pictures of the event or the like, to contact them.
How awful for the poor woman. This story may raise a titter with many at first glance, including me, but try and imagine what the poor woman must have felt like.
Fire crews struggled to free the woman and had to evacuate another 100 holiday makers from the ride. The woman had shared a yellow dinghy with a thinner companion before becoming stuck. Their combined weight had probably exceeded the rides weight restriction. Therewere claims that the woman was more like 20st in weight. With the help of a lifeguard the woman managed to become free but slipped as she stepped onto the water slide.
It took 3 fire engines, two ambulances and a two hour effort to free her. During this time her young children were cared for by the camp nursery. Safety procedures are now under an urgent review. The woman was thankfully left with only minor injuries. I imagine her pride suffered much more.

Does anyone else think that Russ looks like the boy off The Witches movie (its on tele at the moment) - in a continuation of what Russ would tell his younger self - I suggest not going to hotels full of witches on the south coast (especially if Rowan Atkinson is around)!

Shocked mouse!

Great story here about the couple who won $11 million in the lottery, then gave it all away to charity; they didn't keep any for themselves:

Not meaning to sound creepy but does anyone know what Russell's ringtone is. It's epic! :D

Just wanted to know if you wanted to use one of my videos on your show,welcome to use one of my videos of Jessie the dog playin the keyboard and talkin?Jessie and my youtube channel is TigerJessie33.By the love the show.