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if i could travel through time i would go back to 2009 to stop the movie surrogates getting put out on DvD cause its rubbish

If I had the power to go back in time I would visit December 31st in 1999 so I could celebrate the year 2000 in style!! :P

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If I could travel back in time I would bring back Guy Fawkes and set him on this parliment.

.......ok then somehow got my comment removed hope you get it anyway but i doubt it. lookin forward to the show anyway russell:)

I would go back to when i was child and stop my horrible school photos... ugh :|

Go back and warn England that colonising America probably isn't worth the bother.

I would go back to the elections and set a pack of starved students onto David Cameron to avoid the student fees!

sorry about the removed comment russell the moderators clearly found a problem with dire revenge or proving certain aspects of religion wrong. *sigh* if only someone like you could moderate. is it any wonder frankie boyle quit mock the week. too many restirctions. :(

That's simple. I would go back to the time when man discovered and decided to cook bacon, and be the first one to eat it :)

if i could go back in time i would go back to the year you were born (1980 ;D) and grow up with you so we were best friends :D.
yes im sad, hehe but its my dream :) i would love to be your best friend, russell your a legend!

if i could go back in time, I would become manager of liverpool to make them good again

I'd like to go back to Tudor times, just to be one of Henry the 8th's wifes, and one day just "accidently" slip some itching powder into his trousers haha!

OR I would quite like to go back to prehistoric times and use my own dinosaur to travel everywhere. That would be fun, and environmentally friendly ;)

hmmm...I would love to travel back in time to see what it was like being Adam and Eve, where you'd just walk around completely naked with a load of animals!!
However today my R.S teacher said that Adam and Eve weren't real and were made up by some Jews thousands of years ago...so if I did travel back to Adam and Eve time I might then be walking around starkers all by myself!! You never know I could get monkey-raped!! hehe :L
love the show!!!!
From Alex Baker :D x

I would travel back to 1987 when my boyfriend was 22, that way we would be the same age and not get such weird looks or such drama, of course that would mean me breaking up his 'then' marriage but hey... love is love

I would go back to the time i put my damn real age in here! it wouldn't let me leave a comment so i faked my age on a new profile!
no seriously ...
i would go back to the time me and my friend met when she pushed me off a bike and still to this day she claims it was me, i would take a picutre and shove it in her face shouting HA!!! Come on back me up here ...

also this same friend Made me google monkey rapes frog and so i told her to google monkey rapes goat BOOHHYAAA i win!

Saw this and thought it would be funny to go on your show.

guy dressed as breathalyzer busted for drunk driving:

Hey Russell (and the Good News team),
I would go back in time to 2007-end of June 2009 and spend some more quality time with my mum before she past away in October 2009. I would also change the college course i was on at that time as i didn't enjoy it and i regret some of the things that i did on the course.
Cheers,
KitKat x x x

I would go back in time, maybe to about the year 1950, and corner the market on inventions like the silicon chip, transistors and the like. Why? So I can help Britain emerge from the war with a technological boost and maybe keep Britain as a major player on the world scene in its own right [/serious answer]

A lighter note, maybe 1960, to see if the saying about remembering the 60s is true...:)

i'd go back to when j.k. rowling was writing the last harry potter book and tell her to not screw it up... lets face it, that was a rushed book... i'd probably tell her not to kill off every secondary character too... either that or something more important, like to the second before george bush's mum and dad were getting ready to conceive him, and intervene... i'm not exactly sure how that'd work, but i'd find a way :)

I would go back in time to the exact time of this clip of the woman with the 'phone' to check whether it was a mobile phone or not. I wonder why nobody has though of this so far, that way all of this could be cleared up ;).

Or I'd just dance around behind her like that man that's always on the news in the background...

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Probs when Jesus was alive ( i don't know when that is tho ) cuse he must of been rather cool to hang out with cuse he could walk on water and turn water in to wine so if u went to a party with him it would be rather awesome. x

A friend of mine had a really bad bike accident about 5 years ago, and broke the tops of both his legs, so I would probably go back to then just to watch him walking without the use of his crutches for the first time because he looked like a constipated penguin, and I would love to be able to relive that brilliant moment.

Otherwise, I would go back to 14th August 1987, find my mum and dad and tell them that they would have a baby girl in exactly a years time, just to really freak them out.

Jesus time.
Nah, erm........
Probably go back about a month and get started on two 3000 word essays I have due in a week, as I have nothing done so far...... that would be quite helpful..... otherwise, I'd quite like to go back to go back to Victorian times to ride a penny farthing down the street, that would be a fun day.
Also, Russell, if you're reading this, check out "Red Shirt Guy" on youtube, that dude's forgotten how to talk, inflexions all over the place....

Sammi xxx

probably to the roman times, who doesnt want to see all the manly meaty flesh flying everywhere, Eh????

I reckon I'd go back to the day my son was born. Wait for an aaaawwwwwwwwwww lol. Because that's probably the last time I saw my wife's......you know.....lol

if i could go back in time i would go to when technology was non existent and show off mobiles and ipods and anything like that
p.s u r totally awsome :)

Another time for me would be that I'd go back to 1928 at a screening of a Charlie Chaplin film in Hollywood. Maybe I'll bring my mobile phone with me just to freak people out! ;D lol

i would go back to the 60s or 70s and find a police box, and then step out of it with things like ipods and ipads and anything else that's mega and pretend to be from the future with a TARDIS :)

Assuming that time traval was possible, I would go back to when I was a kid and kill myself to see if the law would concider it suiside.

Back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth so I could finally fit in... rawr :)

if i could do that i would go bk to when my perants frst conceved me just to make sure i was planned the the johnnie didnt just break hehehe

If I could go back in time, I would go to the day when I was 5 and got attacked by an angry turkey at thanksgiving and I would beat the turkey off myself so to spare myself all the humiliation that followed.

russel the show was legend well played

anyway did they get that aussies gnome back

I would travel back to last week at a Frankie Boyle gig when my brother was getting ripped to shreds on the front row. His scared little face!

or

I would travel back in time and show Hitler that shocked mouse on your last show... he would have lightened up I bet.

Danielle xoxo

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i think this man is a true inspiration for all of them kids

meet kenny an american guy who was born with half a body work on jerry springer show as a messenger

I would go back to 1995 to meet you, so then it wouldn't be awkward if I met you now.
:) xx