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Ode to Colin Firth

Hello everyone.
I love Colin Firth
He is a good man
Never know I'll love some people like this.
Like he is my shining star.
When I'm sad,just see his picture.
Just see his movie.I'll fine.
Who is gentleman than he?
I know. NO ONE

p.s I'm so sorry my English is very bad.

Sheena
Taipei/Taiwan

What do you think

Minority Report

And so Speilberg returns with another memorable experience on-screen. Mix Speilberg's prowess with an excellent and innovative stroyline - one that constantly twists and digresses - and you have a sure recipe for what should be a great film. And great film it is. Though the plot is foremost, one cannot ignore the sheer effort that has gone into realising the futuristic world as the film's setting. Everything from the vertically-driving cars to police's jetpacks. It immerses you, though it should be noted that such a world is far, far premature considering the film's set just 50 years from today! My stance would be that the plot alone is compelling enough to see the film. An overpriced cinema can be forgiven just this once, since this is a must-see. But do be warned, whilst the plot is enough, anti-sci-fi visitors will be put off. This is total and complete sci-fi in every sense.

Andy C
Nottingham, UK

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Men In Black II

Save your money for another rainy day movie. MIB II is the first movie all over again, except this time they short-changed the laughs, characters and plot. The female characters are totally forgettable. Lara Flynn Boyle plays Serleena (no relation, Im sure), alledgedly a universal badass who just happens to take the form of a playboy model on earth because thats what we earthlings like to see. O.k. I could swallow that notion (its been done to death, but o.k.) except that shes NOT a bad ass. In fact, double Ds aside, shes boring. Her dialogue is mainly monosyllabic, and when she does utter a sentence it is normally some variation of Ill destroy you meddling earthling. Gee, Ive never heard that uttered in a sci-fi movie before. Shes flat (character-wise) and about as scary as the Good Humor guy. The other female, Wills love interest, is cute, but lacking in the personality department as well. I imagine they auditioned quite a few women for this role and this non-emotive chyck was the one they picked? But maybe its not either ladies fault, maybe its the Swiss cheese size holes in the plot. This is a movie searching for an identity: do I want to be a drama/a comedy/a sci-fi spoof? Meanwhile, it lobs out a few Will Smith asides in the hopes that the audience will be distracted. Unfortunately for both Smith and MIB II, hes just not as funny in this one. Its like Agent J redux and all his angry black man rants just sound tired. I mean its been five years, but most of us remember the first MIB movie pretty well, mainly because it blew us away. MIB took an urban legend and rocked it with the charisma of Tommy Lee (badass numero uno) and the funniness/equally badassness of Will Smith. Add a dose of the unforgettable Linda Florentino, coupled with excellent storytelling and a tight, satirical script and bam! You get a genre-busting film. MIB was refreshing, wistfully nostalgic about the power of the sci-fi genre, and redolent of the magic that wa! s ! the original Star Wars trilogy. The best parts of MIB II are the trailers on TV. There is a 15-minute animated short preceding the movie, 鈥淭he ChubChubs,鈥� which offers more satire on sci-fi than the movie. (Look for the Alien at the bar among others). However, even its simple, cute plot reminded me of the 80鈥檚 camp classic 鈥淐ritters.鈥� I guess there really is nothing new, no matter what sun you鈥檙e under.

Talena Chavis
Bailey, NC USA

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Scary Movie 2

Man! I loved Scary Movie 2 because of yhe humor, insanity, and crazy characters. My favorite is Shorty! He is a funny, dysfunctional pothead who keeps me laughing throughout the entire movie. They really did a great job bringing his character to the movie!!!

Brandon Carlson
Adel, Iowa

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Snow Dogs

Snow Dogs is a fantastic movie and I have watched it several times because it is so good!All you people out there who are baggin the c**p out of this movie are just old and not in touch with your inner child.So I suggest you get some counselling,or....get a life.Hooray to the people who love this movie.You are very intelligent people.Thank you

Doris
Sydney

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Harry Potter

It was great i will give it 10/10 the ators were great and daniel adcliffe is so sexy! I LOVE HIM!

Jenny
Uk

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Big Fat Liar

This is the best movie ever. I don't know why it's a flop and Frankie Muniz is tooooooooooo hot.

amy rawfieldmeera
U.S.A

A fun packed comady for all ages.Brillent Acting from all the cast.Frankie Muniz used his carm to make this movie as good as it could get Amanda Bynes vioces filled the cinima with smiles,walst the blue man pranks keep u giggleing all though the film.A fun packed,keeping u on the edge of seat movie.10/10 all the way

Francesca Cushion
England

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Bend It Like Beckham

I love Kiera Knightly

James Elliott
Sydney

IT WAS AN AWSOME MOVIE!! I'd give it 5 outta 5!! I absolutely loved it!!

vidhya
australia

I thought the review of Bend it like Beckham was unfair and every bias. i feel the revier went into the film with many expectation of the director and couldn't see the film from the angle it was to be portrayed. i thought this was one of the best films i've seen since East is East and i would like to see more films with the cleverness of both Bend it like Beckham and East is East more often.

Andria Whelan
Sydney, Australia

When entering the theatre i was actually quite embarassed. Going to see a movie about women's soccer? What was I thinking? My friend and I had originally gone to see Blade 2 but had been denied due to age. Because of this we were forced to see a brilliant film with just a few minor faults. Keira Knightly is brilliant and her mother Stevenson produces some great one-liners. The only possible problem i could find with this film is the repetativeness of the problems Jess faces. Overall i think her parents found out about her footballing career, what, 6 times? Also my girlfriend found Joe the Coach very good looking which cant be good.

Josh Gerrard
Sydney, Australia

I don't know why everyone is saying such bad things about this film. I myself have seen it three times and found it to be very inspiring, humorous and witty. I have, after seeing the film, joined my local women's football club. I also do not know why everyone is making such a fuss about how it doesn't portrey the feeling of Asian's in England. I am an Indian girl and I feel I go through exactly the same problems as Jess, although to do with other things such as going to parties. I think that my mother, after seeing the film, understands what it feels like for me to not be able to do certain things and is becoming much more understanding. I rate the film 10 out of 10!!!!

Ruhie

It was a great film and my whole family loved the whole movie. We dont know what you are talking about and we think the rating of the film should not be 2/5 but instead 5/5!!! there was NOTHING wrong with the film. Thank you

Anne
Auckland, New Zealand

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Scooby-Doo

This movie , scooby doo is cool i hav see the movie in the chinema 2 times and i love it xxxxxxx a girl from Holland

Susanne
Holland, Delft

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Resident Evil

"The belief that humans are simply pawns to those who have more power and influence is and always will be frightening. " But you work for the bbc!!!

James
Notts

What do you think

Long Time Dead

Plot: Very Bad - No plot at all Cast Performance: Poor - No cast at all.

Gwyne
Singapore

This is such a brilliant film. I just don't understand why it got so badly slated. It should be 5/5, the only fault i can think of being the ending could have been improved..as in, they could have showed the actual demon. Apart from that, I must admit, I'm a 16 year old boy, and i was 15 years old when i saw it, but it still scared the heck out of me! It made me jump frequently in my seat, which is embarassing, but that has never happened to me ever before for any film and so, I have to say, this film is definitely worth watching on dvd or video. DEFINITELY. It is British as well, with a fine performance from the British actors, so it is worth watching.

Vivek Pillai
Croydon, London, England

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The Parole Officer

I think that the parole Officer is a highly amusing and hillarious film. Steve Coogan is a brilliantly portraits Simon and his geeky appearance gives us the impression that Simon is a loner and a bit of a freak. I think that all the actors and actresses are brilliant and they all deserve awards

Michaela Batley
Barnsley

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Girl, Interrupted

I thought it was the best film ive ever seen, it was something that you could relate to , enjoy, and for an actor sink your teeth in to. the story line was excellent and it is definatley a film id recomend. thanx

Becky Hamilton
Hull

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Minority Report

I have to disagree with Neil Heath on this one. MR is definitely NOT as good as Bladerunner, and the ending is completely ruined by another Speilberg butcher job. In fact, the movie should not even be classified as film-noir. It would more accurately be filed under "film almost-noir", or perhaps under the whole new category of "Speilberged" -- a term for otherwise solid movies which have been absolutely wrecked with untenable and badly handled endings. In my opinion, the film had come to a perfectly satisfying close with Anderton's arrest, but NO, Speilberg HAD to tack on a happy ending. Possibly, the American audience are too tasteless to appreciate a truly dark ending but that is really no excuse for the last 10 minutes of the movie. Now, there's alot to commend in Minority Report, and it is obvious that Speilberg has learnt a huge amount about film-making from the AI experience. In fact, most of Minority Report looks and feels alot like a Kubrik film and that is in itself no small compliment, but never put this movie in the same category as Bladerunner. (Note: I am of course referring to the director's cut version of Bladerunner, which does have a truly great ending).

NY Kwok,
Australia

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Killing Me Softly

I think this was one of the best british films i have seen for a long time. Even including the SKA films. If this had been packaged by the US it would have been given a much higher profile. And no, I am not a teenager. I am a 42 year old woman who, unlike the obviously intelligent previous reviewer, I did not guess the end and I was p***ing in my pants most of the way through. Each to their own.

Liz,
Glasgow

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Hardball

good film, takes a while to get started but brilliant plot and the end of the story is very good id give it a 4 or 5 out of 5

lee
watnall nottingham

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Kate and Leopold

Firstly, I would like to appologitze, cause my english is not so good, but I've seen the movie Kate and Leopold and I simply need to share my opinion to anyone who is reading it. I enjoyed the film especially becouse it was so.. so... Like a fairitale. A story is so unbeliavble, but jet so realistic, that you just have to become part of it, during watching the film. And then, the actors... Another wonderfull thing that anyone have to admit after seen this film: wonderful talents - here I have to expose perhaps the greatest one, Hugh Jackman - wich makes the story even more realistic. I was absolutelly fond of music in this film, too. The composer Rolfe Kent did the great job. Also Sting with his song "Until". No negative critics- I wish all the filmakers good luck and to produce even more such extraordinary films, like tha was! Greetings from Slovenia!

Jana Kolenc
Va猫e, Slovenia

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15 Minutes

This film is an absolute bore and if you want a good nights sleep watch it late at night because it will sure send you to sleep within 15 minutes! I strongly recommend this to people who only suffer from insomnia

Ben Tanner
Nottingham, England

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Monster's Ball

I felt that the movie made absolutely no sense. When the movie started I was steadily asking questions, i.e "Why is Puffy in jail?" It was never mentioned. I think that they (the directors or whoever) should have provided flashbacks so that we (the veiwers) could follow the story line. And the way the movie ended was very disappointing. In a nutshell The movie was just rambling on and nver really provided a story to follow from start to end. True enough I love Halle, but she was better off getting an Oscar for Dorothy Dandridge rather than this movie, just my opinion.

Jane Doe

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Spider-Man

Tobey should keep on playing Spiderman and Raimi should make a second Spiderman film called Spiderman 2.

Trupti Gandhi
Lower Hutt Wellington New Zealand

A film that is man for children should definately have a PG rating instead of 12. If you look what is on the TV now even between 8-9pm, this require PG guidance. What I would like to know is where can I find a list of councils that allow children to see this film?

Paul

Would like to find the exact words peter parker said to mj at the hospital when he was declaring spiderman's love for her

Kerrie Russell
Brisbane Australia

spider man, it is really great and actionanl

Carol Anne Bashford.
Aberystwyth,Wales

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! TOBEY MCGUIRE IS THE HOTTEST GUY I EVER SAW!!!! I AM TOTALY IN LOVE WITH HIM!!

Carla
New York

Best film ever

Adam Grove,
Nottingham

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Unfaithful

Contrary to the above, I found Unfaithful quite involving & devistatingly real. I got involved with all the characters &, even though I knew the "ending" would be bad, kept hoping for the best. And the actors all were good.

Pandora

Your review....talk about slow, tedious rubbish! You have totally missed the point of this movie. What kind of world do you live in,anyway?

Victoria
Syracuse/USA

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Forty Days and Forty Nights

I'd give this film zero out of ten. Shannyn is beautiful but if I want to ogle her then I will get a poster or something. Josh Hartnett can't act and never has put a good performance in any film yet, the film is vile, crude, fails to engage and deadly dull. Josh Hartnett is the most unlikeable male lead since Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky, who also needed a good kicking, and he if his forehead gets any lower there won't be any room for what is probably a pea of a brain (to judge from acting skills). My girlfriend thinks he is ugly and warned me off of this film before we went in to see it, I just figured I'd seen the other two on offer. Why doesn't Hollywood start making films about real and likeable people in unglamorous jobs for a change, burglar alarm engineers or scaffolders who you can empathise with? This sort of film is enough to put you off the cinema for life!

Mike, Norfolk

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Thunderpants

Once again Rupert Grint blows us away with his stunning prfromance. He truly can be any one he wants to be and that is exactly what we need in actors [old and young] today. From being Harry Potters bestfriend and a poor wizard he transfoms himself into a dorky genius with no sense of smell. I don't think any other thirteen year- old oculd do that! Though thunderpants wasn't a great movie it would of been terrible with out Rupert. Though this is soposed to be a review for ThunderPants Young Grint deserves this praise. A job well done on his part and the casting agent. I'd give it 3 stars. It kept your attention and it kept you laughing. Another thing Grint does well. Congradulations Rupert and congradulatioons to everyone who worked on ThunderPants.

Erin Meyer
Wheaton IL, USA

I think rupert grint playing in thunderpants is a discrace to people kind.

Patli, Brantford, UK

I thought it was funny at some points, but boring at other points of the film. The best bit was when the rescue rocket was launched.

Tom
Nottingham UK

I think that Thunderpants was brilliant, and funny too. Oh, by the way....Rupert was definately the best in the film, I thought he played the part of Alan brilliantly, and I'm very proud of him. I would give the film 5 out of 5!

Tabbie-Freya
Derbyshire

Ron is the most cute, funny, kind person around! I love Ron!

Kaitlin Wizynajtys
Linden, Michigan, United States of America

How rude!!!!Rupert is a respected young actor and he desvers more than what you ppl think of him!!!He has fellings OK!!!!!He is hpt and all mine so leave him and his feelings alone!!!!!!

Emily Grint
LA VERNE CA

Strange - we actually gave Rupert a big thumbs up in our review - Ed.

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Dog Soldiers

An excellent werewolf movie in the American Werewolf in London mould, a gritty black comedy which flaunts its British origins proudly.

David Fletcher
Nuneaton

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Jeepers Creepers

I think that movie is GROSS!but it is cool I like it when he eats the policeman's tongue and cuts off his head. ha ha

Haley Starcher
Elwood,IN. North America

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Soul Survivors

Alot of the reviews I read said it was terrible.I liked it alot. In fact once you think about it the movie could cone true. I know who ever is reading this proble thinks I am crazy, but it is true! It is not realy a horror story,but it can realy mess with your head. Anyway I loved it. Oh, and if any of you have seen it you have to agree that Casey Affleck is cuter then Ben Affleck.

Gina Matchlewski

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Waking Life

Your reviewer hits the nail on the head this time but one out of ten is a bit generous. Clever, maybe; entertaining, no. Every film puts the audience in the power of the director. Willing disbelief is the deal between the two. Linklater is laughing at our expense. The distressing constant movement of every part of the screen image is meant to create the sea-sickness you might feel in the boat/car at the beginning. It works, unfortunately. And one character actually says that telling other people your dreams is boring, before proceeding to bore the pants off us for a long 5 minutes. Yes, really, this is true exploitation of the audience's trust. The Broadway can't get it right every time.

Martin Gorman
Nottingham

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Star Wars : Episode II

This film was incredible! It keeps you on the edge of your seats and craving for the Episode III. I am planning to go see it again. I was surprised when the romantic scenes weren't childish and mushy like I had expected. Throughout the movie it hints Anakin slowly turning evil, though it is hard to believe that the young Anakin actually turns into the killer Darth Vader. The movie contained no plot holes in my opinion and you see a few things that will take you back to memories of the first Star Wars movie released (Episode IV)

Tiffany
Granite City, USA

i think that the film was awasome and i could see it 20 odd times because it was so exelant and the funneast bit was when the green guy got his lightsaver and started jumping around and the best was when they were fighting its the best film ive seen all year round.

ricky dean le-tekro
whitemoor nottingham

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Queen of the Damned

I disliked this adpattion which do not deserved to be adaptation, just a complete destruction of Anne麓s Work. The produce and the director has done anything but a beautiful film like "Interview with the vampire", what麓s more, the have destroyed Lestat by allowing him to live in the sunlight...

Jorge
Argentina

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Save The Last Dance

It's really awesome! I watched it last night and I could watch it a hundred times, it's really slammin'. When you like dancing you are going to be as enthusiastic as I am, but also when you aren't a dancer, you are going to have a great time whil watching it!

Dani毛lle Bos
Roermond, Netherlands

Well I had really liked the movie Save the Last Dance it was very sad and funney at the same time it was a very interesting and a movie that everyoone should watch.

Christine
Pawtucket, RI 02860

Save the last dance is a crazy movie. It is so down to earth and just so ghetto and chill. It is my favorite movie and is tight. Holla back ya'll!

Laur
USA

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Lord of the Rings

I saw this twice and Orlando Bloom is sooo hot. He rocks as an elf. I thought elves were small things but I have never seen one as cute as Legolas

Nicola Brierley
Manchester

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13 Ghosts

Hi, I saw the movie 13 ghosts yesterday and I was all but disappointed. I didn't really know what to expect, but I was concentrated the full 90 minutes. I think it deserves a much better rating than the 2/5 it's been given.

Frederik Robberechts
Leuven/Belgium

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Amelie

It was the most beautiful movie I have seen for a long time. The ideas and the spitit of Amelie just sticks right into yout head and you don't wonder about them but just feel with her and discover a new stage of thinking. Everything seems so easy after watching this movie and you cannot get the wonderful music out of your ears.

Flo
L眉beck, Germany

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About A Boy

I found it very moving,as life can be very hard for kids.it brought man ad boy together.with very diferent out looks on life and dare I say it from very different classes in life, yet both fitted in to each others life in the end easerly.

KIM COLLINGS
SUTTON BONINGTON

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Crazy Beautiful

Jay Hernandez. Talk about being in love with someone you have never met!!! I just had a dream about him last night too! Oh, to just meet him once would be a dream come true...

Vicaria
Ontario, CA

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Bend It Like Beckham

I am a soccer/football freak and so is my sister we both LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVED the movie!!

Sophie Walters
Perth, Western Australia, Australia

it is the best film i have seen fo ages it is funney too

Adam

hi i thought that bend it like beckham the movie is the bomb i think that you should make more asian culture because i am a asian.

randi
NEWPORT CREW

Well you have really put the film down in your verdict but in my opinion that it was excellent much much better than east is east. I think it was really good to see a film about indian youths in todays society and I thought it was great to see a film such as this hit the screen. Chadha is a director who seems to have a lot of fun while on set and I hope there are many films like this to come.

Amee
Essex

I think the film was good, it was a laugh, to watch

Balbir Kaur
Edinburgh

Who ever wrote that review must be a white(smelly gora) person as he dont know nothing about the asian thing , as being asian all my family and friends thought the film was good and we RATE IT A MASSSIVE 10/10

j@s
SOUTHALL

This is a poor review...the film is excellent...very funny and true to REAL LIFE for asians.

Anon

i thought the movie was brill. it was funny with a message. what more could u ask 4 i have seen it twice and i'm all set to watch it again.. the only reason you don't like it because its more asain then u would like it to be!! when your a critic you have to think about the film from others peoples view not yours. you said it was disapointing but no one i know said that they all loved it.. even my white friends. i don't mean to tell you hoe to do your job but..................... you messed up there.. sorry!!!

Frinea Ahmed
Surrey

Hilariously good. I rated this movie to be better than bhaji on the beach and east is east. The crew line up in the movie couldnt be better. A well deserved 9 out of 10. Critics may have their own views but i certainly am making mine loud and clear.

Aftab Hussain
London/essex

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Dracula 2001

I think it is a realy god film and it is run to wach and i real enjoyed it and i hope you make a nother fillm drcula 2002

leon robinson
swansea

Its the best film i've seen in ages and i think that many vampire films should ow down to Dracula 2001.

Jonny
Dery

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Fast And The Furious

o think it is one of the best films made so far

craig benion
england

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Gosford Park

I think it was extreamly boring for the first 3/4 of the movie. The end was the only interesting part, and even then it was far to short and strange. If it was based on the Agatha Cristie novels and games They must have been just as boring.

Tess
Melbourne, Vistoria; Australia

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Crossroads

I thought It was a really good film and it made me cry because I thought she was never going to see her boyfriend again but my mates laughed and said I was a wimp.

Kris Taylor
Derby

iiiiii lllluuuuvvvvv crossroads and of course the queen of pop britney spears i would give it a 10 out of 10.

Kat
Queensland and Australia

I watched the film on friday it was great. Britney is a great actor and singer she is the best. The film was excellent.

Sophie
m/l/uk

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