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Charles Irons

Charles Irons

I am Charles Irons.  I am an Actor.  That is what I do.  That is who I am.  I need no introduction.  But to those unfamiliar with my greatness, allow me to elaborate.

I am one of Britain's most versatile acting talents. To act is the greatest gift anyone can have. Apart from carnal relations with a young lady, which is immeasurably better.

So, peruse this page and marvel at  my classic films , which can be purchased on DVD from certain specialist websites.  I urge you to buy them, for they are quite simply masterpieces.

Till we meet again – I love you all, my wonderful audience.



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Charles Irons: Masterclass

Want to play Charles Irons at his own game? Then this is the place for you...

CHARLES' BODY OF WORK

Dirty old man

Due to UK's philistine film censorship laws you have been denied the pleasure of some my more daring European releases.  Until these laws are repealed may I tempt you with the promotional material.

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